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Oh yeah, they’re goin’ crazy out here.
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Invisible Harmonica…
“Bak in mai dai, if u no play no harp, u nawt get no……”
…carp?
carpe diem!!! an dem udder wunz tew
Um, no.
It’s a quote from “Crossroads” with Ralph Macchio.
The word is another word for “kitteh”.
hmmmmmm duzznt rime as gud
*nods* yup. jest like teh anchent marinater, we luvs the fishy rimes.
oh hi der sp, if yew clik on mai bloo der is a lol for you!!! ha ha
ohai! iz gud to bee hear. mah intertubez was punkshured adn i mist you se guiseses.
yew had teh flat???
hmm…
sharp mite be better, ifinkso.
Okays, I give up. Wut rimes wif harp??
*Ahem*
Let’s just say it… um… doesn’t rhyme
*puts on a Bruce Dickenson luk* “Heer da rhyme ob der ancient eerwum…”
oooo dah goggies is running in sirkuls!
[other kitteh sez] so, how can you tell if we aer cawsink it, dey always duz dat.
[furst kitteh] dum goggiez…
*getz distrakted by inbisibul bug*
*skampurrs off *
Dis bee berry funnee to watsh… stoopee googies!
yah. stoopy goggies
*gets distracted by sumbeam*
*runs to lukkadit*
*fallzzzzasleeeppzzz*
ai jus cant ‘magin gettin dat distracted
pours coffee
puts coffee pot in refrigerator
puts milk in microwave
puts dishes in the over
plays on the puter…..whew all teh housewerk is dun
LOL!!!!
*psssst …….. some days are like dat*
Don’t I noeing it. I tell deh Supt tu only tell mii wun thing at a time tu doo. I git git lost after deh first ting on mai mental list ov thingz tu dew.
oh dear……….ai almos has tew rite me a note befor ai goes upstairs…ai gets up der an ai iz awl like, wut did ai cum up here for?? oh luk ai hazznt seen dis buk in awhile……sits down tew read……ooh luk sum moar beads……… wud luk good in a bracelet…..makes bracelet……..an sew it goes!!!
you sew too? i like to sew, . keep losing an integral part of teh sewing mashine: teh round tuits.
ai used to do lots ob dat stuffs………bak wen nieces n nephews wuz liddel… made teh t-pee for teh boys… stuffed beavers complete wif hard hats n chain saws…….dresses…… mclaughlin tartan napkins, placemats, scarfs fur teh mens……. an on an on…… now it’s out ob site n out ob mind…….but ai haz teh nice machine fur wen if ai ebber gets bak tuit
you made toilet paper? are you da amish quilting TP maker menshioned by LCB?
oh yew are teh quik wun, arnt yew
wuz a indyin tee peee
swilly grilll
maid ya smile?
oh yew alwais dew
{{{{chopp’d livah girrrlllll}}}}
I blew up sum ob my dishes by getting dat distraktid. It happund when – hey, string!
ties knot……..ooh knot!!
plays with knot…notices tail….ooh tail!
chases tail
notices MK’s tail an joins in teh chayse………
round n round n round
ooooh dizzy!!!
Hao menee adhd peeps it taeks 2 chanj wytbulb?
… wanna go playz owtsiid?
(no frowin fings @ meh! …ai is adhd, sew meh ken maak da joks…)
ohai BDM — ai wuz very late getting there last nite, but if yew goes back to the carjacking thred, yew will find that yew has a song there in honor of blooness. plz to enjoying.
eerwurms… we makes em!
next… kitteh kareeokee!
Ohai Leeza! Ai misseded yoo! Hao wuz ur time in Fla? Did Gummi surbibe unskathed?
ohai!
she was onlee a little bit scathed. Another nose skratch.
I cud tell Thelma really mist me tho.
She peed on my hed.
That wuz my reackshun too.
Wut she was thinking… iz she mad b/c I have all these other kittehs around now? Or marking me for hur terrortorey?
All I know is, pleh.
Oh my! I thot mebbe u ment bed. Thet wud be bad nuff. But hed? Eww…bad kitteh!
*martered sigh*
She likes to lie on teh back of teh cowch behind my hed. Gummi has been doing that some 2 lately. Anyways, hur being up there wasn’t anything unyooshual, until I herd a skwirtee noise……
UnLuckilee, it was all on my hed and a throw I had up there, and none got on teh cowch.Ai had kitteh do taht wuns when ai camed bak frum trip, too. Hee wuz on mai lap and just did a liddul bit. Ai wuzint too upset, but mai DH wuz freeked owt.
Sew iz prolly sign taht Thelma iz prolly feeling lyke she iz nawt getting nuff uv ur tenshuns — an ov corse shee iz nawt, when u iz away.
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BTW, mai unnerstanding iz that itz teh “beta” kittehs whut haz the isshoos wiv inappropriate urination, nawt teh “alpha” kitteh. “Alpha” kitteh duzzint haz isshoos, rite? No insekyooritees.
Bed nawt so grate eivver, akshully. Had wun kitteh, now across the bridge, whu got mad at me fur wun uv teh few times in hims whole life, an peed awn mai bed whyle ai was IN it. PLEH! Nawt fun way tu waking up.
I can relayte.
I used to wake up to that on every camping trip.
Littul sistah always wetted teh bed, and we hads to share.
*luks around*
DK? Where’d u go?
I was savin a hedbonk for u.
Hope things r gud in VLC!
*sneeks up behind Leeza*
BOO!!!!
Sownds liek Thelma reelee lubs yoo.
Last tiem ai took Teddy to teh V-E-T, wii had just gottinged bak home in teh car. He wuz sitting on mai lap. Ai wuz just abowt to open teh car door when ai feltinged sumfing warm. Ai looked down adn he had POOPED on mai lap! Adn nawt solid poop neever! Adn ai wuz whering whiet pants…
*turns around and pownces on DK*
*tussel ensoos*
Woz ur Teddy sick tho? I had a kitteh who did that (Jinx btw) but she had teh stomack pleh.
an dems nawt likes ridin inna car tew muchlee
teh mamakitty wuz on mai lap wen ai moved an ai felt teh urp, urp
oh yuck, but teh stomach pleh stuffs ended up between door an car seat……. mite hab been eeesier to clean it off me tho
*bunneh kiks ob doom*
Noes, Teddy wuznt sik – just reelee duzznt liek teh car. Adn it wuz onlee a phew blox!
swillie kittehs………dey duzznt unnerstan der whirlled whizzin bai sew fastly
maybee we shud put little blindfolds onnem.
I wanna watch u try tu dew dat!!!!
Ai wantz 2 C da bidee-o ub dis! (doon wanna bee 2 clos wen dis happenin
I noes ob kittehs who aer happy wib cars. Sew teh whird whirls! Dats why it’s cawld dat.
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Der uzed tew be scents yew cud buy dat wud calm kittehs in cars. (car calm kitteh – sownds lyke a cool name for a band.) Butted dey down’t seem to mayk doze animoar. Ob coarse yew cud awlways buy a bag ob catnip, dump it out ober teh kitteh’s hed, adn by teh thyme teh pretty colours goes away, yew’ll be at teh destination.
Were yu in Florid-maa, skwirrlgrrl wif an alias? What part? Ize still heer in souf Floridia, getting parentses settled.
ohai booklion, I was in Lauderdale-by-teh-C.
It was nise but as u knows, a little dampish.
Hows it going wif ur parentz?
Pretty gud. Ebberybuddys recubbered frum teh lawng dribe dawn, gots the haus opned and haz bought gushifuds and suches. Still more stuffs to do, but then they shuld be okay until I koms bakk agin.
For teh holly daze?
They fits rite in ifinskso. Almost everyone we met was from NY- upstate or otterwise!
Yesh, fur teh decktehhaulswifbowsovholly-days.
Gots bery cheep airline tikkies nao. Muss be they gots birdies pulling the airplains, willing to werk for chickie feed.
ohai booklion I iz coming to Troy very soon!
Oh gud! We can haz Cheezmeet!
gud/bad noos!
flyings always easier… but I was hoping u cud give Clt a drive-by!
mebbe layter in wintur, lyke Febbermarary or so, I can drives down by way ov teh Queen City. Yu welkom to come to a norvern chhezmeet, too.
WIki sez yr city best playse to liv in US. Is troo?
LOL!
Well…. I dunno! I’ve lived here all my life, cept for kollige years, so I has no comparisuns. But we has lotsa peeps that has moved here from all over, and tehy likes teh mtns and teh C both wiffin a days drive, and warmish weathur.
I likes teh warm, but u gets the skeeters wif that, and I has a HATE for those. And I wish it wud snow a little more. But I love that teh QC has gotten big enuf for more diversitees, bof people and fuds, iz gud!
Prankster kittehs ar pulling pranks!
dey killded da loldogs site.
LOL kittehs am butter!
Dey needz de upgrayd ventriloquist kit, sew dey can frow teh sownd from awl ober teh plays.
Dis am grate fun fur teh wun hoo can see it
war gamez kittehs
Lemme C, Lemme C!!
noes!!! onlee me can luks!
make em stop!!!
LMAO! Good one! I love when I really LOL and this one did it!
Luuk! Itz teh meen kitteh from teh prevyous pickshur!
Man ur battle stashuns kittehs!
Concats~~wii gotus 8way macramay!! Wut fur sillybrashuns?
Ai gots teh music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_cT14JALaQ
wowzers!! ‘tween dat an mai caffeeeen ai shud be jumpin n shoutin awl day!!
Iz dat a gud fing, Jamamakitty?
Ai woked up lyk dis maiself: mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1983804
yesh an noes……… mostlee yesh!!!
I like this guise harmonica werks. If I ebber gets to Yuropa agin, Id lyke to tis grup in live performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKJGs3Poyso
welln contralissimo!
2 lols on da homepayge in 24 hours!
Conga-rats!
oopsie, typo, i ment 2 say:
well dun contralissimo!
oops lol
Yeah for contralissimo!!! Bof uf dem really gud ones, too, but this one iz teh win!!!
burfday fairy heer wif a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheeafrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo dont wanna be frenz but i’ll say happee burfday to tehm anywayz, hoo haz thems burfdays today!! an yesterday too!! burfday fairy had a road trip an church an a bizzy an tired.
but i bring extras today!! heer are many hommaed cakes in evreewuns’ favrit flavrs!! an frootsy fizzy punch, i skreem, noyzemakers, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, wissling yoyos, kandees, shiny pensils, eraysurs shaped like dinosawrs!! an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!!
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ooo, oooo, ooo!!!!!! I wants a bownsee bawl dat litez up wen it bownsez!!!!
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bin playin wif teh grandsun latelee mj?
* weeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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O HAI Cheezfrends! Mai steamed colleeg, lolpigburglar canut be heer todai so ai gets tu tawk about Le Grande Halloween Fromage Partee!
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“Un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee, GP??? WANT!” ai heer yu cri! Yesh, yesh!
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“Wen & Ware, GP?” issa dis Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr atta teh JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre onna JCH4K Boolevard, neer teh junkshun wib JCH4K Road issa nawt far frum teh Nawty Barn, ob corse!
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“but, but, but teh ‘Hu’s tawking’ fingy gets borked affer 200 commints, GP!” Yesh, but but but plz to member clicky onna “Show All” adn tri tu keep up!
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“What thyme GP? Donut wii has anudder Dark adn Stormee Nite planned tu???” Ah, yesh – teh brilleeunt part – wii can has Dark adn Stormee Scaree Hallolween Partee Storees AWL DAI LONG!!!1!!!elebenty! so ebberywon can plai!
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“Ai can ware silly costoom, GP?” Absolutement! Plz to be telling teh otters wat yu is waring wen yu arribes!
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“Um, GP… ai issa a lurker… can ai plai tu???” Oh yesh, yesh, yesh!!!! Awl teh Cheezfrends arr inbited tu teh Partee!!! gnu frends, nawt gnu frends, lurkers, otters, rabid weesels, tee arr ohh ell ells (plz tu leave troll mask at home, fankies) eben Hugh G Manitee issa cumming!
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“but but but, GP… yu is teh greatest Phlonquais ob awl thyme, fur shore! but but but yu canut host an awl day long partee!” C’est vrai… Mebbeh YU can be a berry berry speshul guess host!!!! Juss feel free tu jump inna at anee thyme!
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Otay, nao wii returns tu regular skedyooled lols – fankies!
GP – your squeaking always reminds me of the Red Green show! LOL
Right before the end of the show, you hear a squeaking noise, which indicates its time for a meeting at the Possum Lodge.
It’s a funny show, originating in Canada.
ai nawt nose taht show
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but but but, ai does liek teh ideya ob teh Possum Lodge
*sniff sniff*
O hai, GP. Why u still smells like spilled still-warm applol juise, just how I likes it?
Yu want sum? ai shore ai cud sqeeeze sum out fur yu?
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Oh, ai gotted yur creem frum teh stoor…
*reeds label*
“Plastir of Paris”? OOh! It’s imported creem!
ownlee teh bestest Fronschest creem fur yu, LCB
Well, poar me some and then I need my pillyos floofed again.
wat am ai? sum kind ob Phloquais?
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oh, wayt…
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* pours creem adn floofs pillols
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. That’s better.
*stretches out big*
*knocks saucer of Plastir of Paris imported creem all over GP*
GP! U has chores to do. Kwit playin’ “Statues” and hop to it!
but but but… ai has lawts ob teh partee orgaminising tu du!
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* plaster hardens a little
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taht no gud, lazee lolpigburglar! he plans a beeg partee adn leebs me awl teh werk!
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* plaster hardens sum moar
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uff, ai has tu go wash teh still warm applol joose, juss teh wai yu lieks eet, plaster ob paris adn old laydee smell awf!
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* hops inna LCB’s sense of depravity bathtub
I hz’t seed deh Red Green in ages!! he awlwayz mading mii laff sooo hard!!! twuz brillyunt!!
“If deh wiimmin don’t find ya hansum, tehy shud at leest find ya handy!!!”
Heh. I was thinking about Red Green just a little whiles ago. I was putting a noo filter in teh heet pump thingy and teh door to teh vent in teh ceeling is loose. So I used teh handyman’s seekrite weapon: Duct tape!
don’t forget the blak elektrik taep for handy automotive repairs- just stik a small discrete patch to place over any annoying red lights flashing on your dashboard.
annnnndd…. tutchdaun! dey landid.
oooh nooo! wutever welll hapin 2oo uz?
Bestust LOL inna wurruld. Yu didz it!
*BWAHAHAHAHAHA* *SNORT* hehehehhahahaha! Iz funnest LOL I haz bean seeing in looooooooooooong time! It found my Ribtickler spot and went BOOGABOOGABOOGAwoogiewoogiwoogie awl at da same timez!
teh dogz wunna go grazieee !!
kitteh haz to blow hawdur !
Next, on “Deadliest Catch,” new crew members Fluffy and Snuggles try not to eat all the catch before the people put it into the storage tanks.
Bet der iz lots of confoosed sheeps der az well wi awl the goggies runnings bowt. Der iz a tevee prgrums on heer on sundees, iz abowts hoomins wi der goggies and dey rownds sheeps up and dey yewse der whissuls. iz der most boarins progrums evur, an I doan ebben noes WAI dey broadcats it…. but dis wunce der wuz a bigs blak an whyte kitteh on its rowndings up der sheeps, chasins dem in der pen he wuz! He wuz der moast effektiv sheeps rownder upper EBBER! and he haz added sharp fings!
ai jus cant ‘magin gettin dat distracted
pours coffee
puts coffee pot in refrigerator
puts milk in microwave
puts dishes in the over
plays on the puter…..whew all teh housewerk is dun
are you a copy cat?
luks like it…….. must resembel dat remark………or sumfin
Genius! Absolute genius! Still lolling…
That picture is set up just like a Calvin and Hobbes panel. JUST LIKE IT. I need to get a hobby.
You’re right, it IS just like a Calvin & Hobbes panel.
Maybe this is the kitties’ hobby: reenacting favorite newspaper cartoons.
You could try that as your hobby too….
dis is grate!!!!!!!!!! capshuning is be purrlarious! Catsgrats!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis one gib me such a beeg laff!!
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