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Cheezburger Network Blog
This be us, teh day after teh Halolween parties!
kittehz too young fur wild partehs
Maibi dey wur on an itti bitti commiti field trip.
Concats LCB!
fur tawp spot
Yeh, but duz LCB hab top splort? Wii shall see….
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****SPLORT****
*weakly* I haz top splort, foar rite nau.
oh, my. how long haz you bin hear?
i lost my CCC license (long story)
but i can do furst ayd:
*titelee raps up jd wif tendrils 0 doom*
to be continuesd:
will jd ever be scene again? toon in next tiem to
[cue skerry moo sick: doom doom doom]
the contimewing saga of
The Tenrilz 0 d00m…
*pssst, wuts a tenril?*
*shoveshoveshove(
pushes “D” in place
there. happy, nao?
(that be a bull dozer blade ↑ shovin da d around)
oh noes……….*jamamamama detecks a lil catitude der*
oh sp…………. yew noes ai wuz kidden yew…….
straytens out teh “D”
Ohai adn conga ratz LCB!!! Kin ai intrest u inna shiny bloo kitteh mobile frum teh Ty Booteek? It wud luk berry prittee hangin’ frum ur winder! Ai finks tehre r udder colorz tew. Ai iz gonna git a gnu majik wand fer teh Halolween parties. Teh sparklez runned owt ob mai last wun. Gotta hab sparklez oar it won’t werk rite.
*nod* A sparsity uv sparklez iz neber a gud fing.
Sleep peesfullee
rest warmly wiffin da kumfurt ov ur fambli.
exposed wiffout fear
dweem ov nuffin kaus u has nuffing tew fear
yew cin trust caus u dont kno ani bettur
kittenhood is bliss
n de innosense of da sleeping yoof sankchooaree can b found
n da breff ov a child are da promises ov da footure
tew hold da warmth of u n my arms is a blessin undenieable
tew c da merical of u is a treasure beyond discription
tew kno yew sleep wiff owt fear b cause ov my protection is da gratest gift u can gib me
Dat’s byootimuss!
Fanks Annie!
Purrfekt pome fur bitteh kittehz. u rite like luv, Princessmu. Thnx much.
fank u sew mutch vangie
Tu menny cheezburgers, wez had them.
Teh itteh bitteh kittehs wud hd deh bigly rounded tummehs wid tu meny cheezburgers in dem.
Itteh bitteh kitteh nap attax!
FTW! gude komint!
itteh bitteh sleepeh committeh
oh thats cute!
dang! grate mind fink alike, two kittehs! that’s the furst fing ai fought when ai saw tehse bebbehs!!!
*SPLORT*
Ai haz it.
Doze bellehz needz mah snorgles!!! No snorkel rek…reqw.. needed — nawt much belleh floof.
be careful ns liddel pointeh endz can beez sharp
Oh yesh — ai haz teh snorgling praktiss. Ai *jentlee* holdz teh pawz whilst snorgling. Werks wif mah kittehz ennywaiz.
these kittehs are splortalicious!!
skweeeeeeeeee!!
pinkee tow pads!!!!
pinkee nosies!!!
pinkee tummees!!!
aiiiigh!!
>does pinkee pinkee ebberting danse<
kitteh bellehs! snorgle time !
SPLORT! X 4
WEEE-OOOH WEE-OOOH WEEE-OOOH!!!
SKREEEECCHHHHH!!! Teh CCC iz hear fer multiplol splorts! O dear, braynes iz ebbreyware.
*Scoopz up alla braynes inna pile adn sorts acco…acord…bai color* Bet u dint kno ai cud do taht. Iz gnu produkt frum ACME Splort Reskew Supply Co. Jus spray it onna braynes adn in 10 sekkunds u kin sort alla braynes!!
*Pores braynes bak inna heds*
*Pat (x4) pat (x4) patty pat (x4)*
*Replayces hedbonze*
SNAPP (X4) CHRG w/doi BRRIPPPTTT goez teh pink duk taype
*Taype (x4) Taypee Taype (x4)*
*Gatherz up 50s BCs adn throes tehm liek Frizbees atta splortees*
*Pullz capz awn tite adn fassens teh chinny-strapz*
*Pores hawt chokklit fer teh viktims adn cubberz tehm wif a ginormous sawftee Cheezmap blankee*
*Handz owt sum gummi possumz adn sum hoemmaed brownies still warm frum teh obben*
U all rests nau adn keep ur eyez clozed. Ai hasta rest!!
Fanks, Goosie — dat wuz wunnermus!
*nibblols on teh brownies* Mmmm… deez be gud brownies, Goosie!
Luukee was nawt me on dah CCC – ai iz culurblind!
Nightshade an Nismo an CS wud bee hafing dems each udders brains!!
CATastrofee!!!1!1!! let me show u
hedbonze – FTW!!!11! Elebenty ten cheezbrgrs fur goose!!11!
Nap atak wating tu hapun! Ai cum get awn da bed rite naow.
SPLORT!!
Oh my!!!
*scoopee scoopee in speshul bowl*
*Puts braynes bak in hed*
I prefer teh “cawld” method.
* wraps teh hedee in platik wrap*
*puta inna fridj too “set up”*
*Taked poor victim to lies daon*(leed carefullee cuz hed inna fridj)
2 owers later replases hed
Gibs grillded cheez sammich an chikee noodlee s00p
GOOD AS NEW!!!!!
hehehe! grate recobery tekniqui!
Mmmmmm, cheez toestie!
Hey Hai!!
Ai’m just going to bed!! Isn’t it grate to hav Melissa heer again? She duz teh BEST Splort recubberies. She wuz teh furst wun to think ov – and uze – teh “cawld” technique.
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Ai’m off – just hav three hours befoar ai must be up again!
???? Wai am ai suddenlee DameJanet??? LOL!! Hao stranj. Ai KNOW ai dint sign out ov WP!
wut iz dis “splort”?
Iz wen ur hedd eggslpoads frum teh cyootness (dere iz a lolspeak wiki – luk in teh gray band ober teh brown headin)
O Hai, bububu. Welkum to ICHC. Itz a bery niec playse. Teh wiki fur teh lolspeak is bery interesting & kwite informative. Ai highly suggests yew chekkit owt. Yew will awlso find dat menny cheezpeepz are happee to ansur kweschunz yew mite haz. Jus ask & sumwun is shur to respond evenshullee.
thx guyz! i gues iz just lazee
Ai rezembulz dat remark! Tee hee!
*tiez sum cotton wib sparkly fings onto a goggie’s tail adn sendz it running past awl da kittehs*
Ai haz nebber seed a kitteh sleap awn it’s bakk IRL liek deze kittehz. Awl teh wunz Ai has noed haz sleaped awn dere sydes.
Mah Injeh kitteh lubs to sleep on herz back
herz luks so relaxed when herz sleeps that wai
Owr Squeak lieks to sleep on himz bak. Himz bery trusting.
Ai finks dese kittehs r at teh V-E-T recubbering frum bein’ nootered. Tehy luk way tew relacksed fer jus’ sleepin’.
Izzint dey too small to haz had dat surjuree awlreddy? Dey luks bery liddul to meh. Unless deyz doin dat rillee early deze dayz…
Iffn tehy r boi-kittehs adn u kin see teh harblz, teh V-E-T kin nooter tehm. Ai fink mai bois were about 13 weeks old wehn tehy wuz dun.
Mei liddlest boi wuz awready dee-harbled wehn I furst meeted him at the sheltur. Wuz onlee 8 weeks old. Dint seem to miss thoz harblz ahtall. Ahll heeld up, ahlreddy!
Dey aer awn a `broydered kwilt….
Like little kids, little kittens sometimes sleep so hard you can move them around a bit and they’ll stay sleeping.
Ai yoosed to do dat to lil kittehs. Waz funny.
Diz pikshur giving me sleepees
Gratz it luks rly nise.
We innerupt tihs fred to maek teh foLOLowing nownsemunt:
Report awn Lucifur’s behbeh, Elizabeth Shrimp, age 17 dais but born at juss 24 weeks:
she’s breathing on her own. with positive air flow. Extubated today. Hole in heart closer to closing.
Awl thorts, beems, prayers an positif NRG walkom. Massages ob gud hoep can be postid here –
http://hullcloth.com/evidence/pmwiki.php?n=MaterialEvidence.Lena
Ai nao retern yu to yur reglar, shed yule LOLs
beemz awn hi amburkat!
Fankee, Ambercat, for posting this. Heartlight lit and beaming for Lucifur and bebeh Elizabeth.
Dey bee praktisin fur vets tiem! ur awl doin it pritty gud, well duns
i love ur abitar beevils! funny little cat faec!
I doan ebben noes who he iz, iz funnee tho! Iz mah favrit kitteh fayce! luks leik he bee havin guds tiems on Caturday nite or sumfin
Whew!
Awl teh nursin an nappin an cuddlin wif mah brudders an siddurs it teaks up tonz of energees!
*yawn, stretches so lil toeses curlz up* ( I LUB DAT!!)
Cuple moar owers, be reddee foar moar!!!
Lissa, wen ah pass away, I hoep i cin kom bak as a pampered house kitten. wut a life!
Soooooo troooo!!!!!
I lubs when they stretches then put their paws on their heds as if to say “O noes. I is not ready to wake up yet.”
ahh sleepeez.. i wantz dem. I fink i go tayke napz now wif mah book 2 reed.
Dey look dey fallz asleep while wit mama, and mama jus gotz up and leftz em dere. Littel angels. Iz SPLORT!!!!
Growin up b veree tairin.
At Kitteh Print House, we can render your kittens in four different colors
For maximum Splort
I seez ony 3 colurs, iz u owt of toner?
De tew whyte kittehs has suttle difrenses in tone
Is jus rite for a speshul term papur or somfin’
white, gray, blakk, an
pinkee!!!!!!!
bein kittehn’s is soooooooooooo tirin…………yet so’s adorabllllle……..
Dey look deyud
Dey iz prezzuhs and snorgley.
We can haz dem to nom?
WANT!
Splort *oww!* SPlort SPLort SPLOrt Ha-halp!
Can’t halp, i sprolted so bad i can’t spel splorted.
wau. dese barely look like kittehs, moar like rats wiff furreh tailz and catlike featurs.
hehe, ya, dey luks funny wen dey’s reely ittybitty!
Kitteh Detective Seez:
Telltale lineup of tiny floofo-s
One has tongue still out…
Mama has sneaked off after feeding her behbees to enjoy some Me Time…
I am in awes…
itteh bitteh kitteh spooning commiteh
Ai haz two alternit capshunz fur dis pik.
~Dis wut u luk lyk wen u haz a sleepin.
~Dis wut happenz wen u spray Febreeze awn ur kittehs’ blankee.
ahhww, fabreeze kittehs… kant resists…
U no seepz lik diz wen ub older kitteh brudders
us seeps gud and haz gud smelz 2
Ai heering sumwear taht teh Febreeze nawt b gud 4 teh kittehs adn puppers (awlmose writing pooopers, wish is prolly mor correck)
Poor lil behbeh kittehs…dey SO seepy!But dey CYUTE too!
*SPLORT!!*
*SPLORT OVURLODE*
ai hazzit
I gotz sumfing worz dan splortz…
I IZ DED FROM KETWNEZZ OVAHLOAD! *Dropz ded*
My goodness! Look at all these splorted & mostly dead people that no one has helped! Oh the huge…..um……me!
*pounds flipper on Sakee’s chest to restart heart*
*swims over with the pontoon CCC*
sweep sweep sweep brains into nice tidy pile
rinse rinse rinse with sparkly water
pat pat pat dry with hundred dollar towel
tuck tuck tuck back into correct brain cavities-this piece goes here, this piece goes there!
snap snap snap on CHGRs & wrap wrap wrap with duck tape with fish designs on it. snap snap snap on bathing caps (with big flowers) for extra protection
offers tray of hot chocolate & kelp cookies.
*swims away hoping all will make a full recovery*
Fankz! Nawt sekkund taim some1 ree-vibes meh ‘coz of kewtnezz ovahload.
Ohz mai gosh! I’z finalee madez teh furst payge!
Con-cat-ulayshuns xfanficx! grate lol!
conga rats!! to xfanficx
looks wif enby an awe at xfanficx
My urge to cuddle those kittehs is nearly overwhelming!
They look dead…