Sibling cat say,
Sibling cat say, ‘Why you squish yerself? Stop squishing yerself’
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GO PHILLIES!
We is squishin’ them Rays liek tihs kitteh is squishin’ his sib…
but teh rays is alreddy flat, rn’t they?
I suppose, but they’s a lot flatter now…
*from deepest TrollheimUnterTehSea*
And this is relevant how?
All has been splained abuv, CT.
C Bloe, Maus, this is funnier an funnier as teh posts crawss in teh cyber
er, “see below” iz wut I ment!
caretroll meant its post to go right under Maus’s nawt-sekkund, I finksewyes…then it wud hav been relebant itselff…
conga rats Maus on ur nawt sekund commint!!
sillybrashuns?
hi hashim! nise to see yoo!!
Con-cat-ulations, Maus, on yer NS of bruverlee luff….can we dans a hoam run?
“Who’s on first..”
I don’t know…
Etc…
Go fillies? Cud be a Broncos encouraging ting, yep. I heer dey needs da help.
Get off me! (to repeet teh top commint from teh last lolcat).
*then luks innosent*
*from way across teh room*
he slipt and fell.
I had nuffin to do wif it.
I was WAAAAAAYYYY ober here.
*sticks tung out at brotha*
An himz awlwaiz tryin 2 get me it trubble.Wye u alwaiz beleeb him juss `coz himz liddle? Eh mom, Eh?
sounds lyke me an mah brudder
mawm alwaiz beleefing him bcos him younger and gud
at luking all innocent
Den iffin u ebin touch him a leetul bit, he go awl screemin
lyke he mortalee woonded, and mudder come an git awl madd at you!
A leetul brudder, eye haz wun tu.
Ohai two_kittehs
i alwayz got beeted up by my liddle bruvver. sum big sister i am
As a middlol child, I can, um, relate to this.
When teh LCB Girlhood Home and Museum opens up, teh #1 selling item in teh gift shop will be a bumper stikker that sez:
MIDDLE CHILD ON BOARD.
GO AHED AND HIT ME. I’LL GET BLAMED 4 IT ANYWAYS.
yesh but LCB, wen yew has teh lil sister yew can pwactish yew byoooty parlolr skillz on herz……….hmmmmm how short can ai cutz dem bangs….. oops
ai madeded a lol in yer honor – yew duz has wun duzznt yew??
yew mus cutnpaste cuz wp wont sended it like ai tried before an it wuz like oh noes yew cannot send like dis an ai wuz like……….shaddup!!!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408491
Um, thx! I guess.
I is teh onliest girl, but I rember trine to braid my lil brudder’s hairs.
Not sure why, but when I yelled when teh big brudder was buggin me, *I* was bad cuz I was a tattle-tale, but then when teh lil brudder yelled when I was buggin him, *I* was bad for buggin him. *shrug* Is it any wunder I turned to a life of crimes?
Lemme try to link to ur pic:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408491
wai did yers werk…….. ai alwais used to haz it werk, ai wuz like takin orf teh htt fingie an puttin onna ww fingie, but hazznt been werkin laytleee
I takes away teh “h t t p : / /” then adds a “www.” in teh front. Usually werks.
izznt dat wut ai jus sed??
Well, yeah. But u didn’t pacifically sez u takes away teh “://” fatre teh http.
STN
U doesn’t like it? I’m telling mom that u taked my blanket!
wussamatter, yew can no unnerstnd mai lolspeak????
I think that rather hinges on my having red ur entire message.
STN
I iz gud Tribble how is Uz?
I wroted a reply to Uz befoh
but WP eated it
Wurd pretzul ated mye comments onna fun wit charts site
twice a few dais ago!
Earlieer tudai eye tried tu log bak on wit bof phire phox and
internet exploder, but it wooden’t let mee onn tu ICHC!
Noe u can’t go tell mom
typical!!
tahts wat siblingz do, srsly!!
ai telling mommeh!
*whispurrs*
dont tell mam!!1!
cum to teh dark side wiff meh, we haz cookiez
i haz teh milk! iz gud wif teh cookiz
ohai Hashim how iz Uz
I fink I ar seeing U after a long time!
mommeeeeee, teh big cat r bullyin meee!
MAM!!1!
teh big catz stole mah lunch monee!!1!
an mi cheezburgers!
mommee be a bigger cat! mommee! plz to bullee teh big cat kthxbai
Eben iffn u aer teh owldest, u still getz teezed.
adn tehn just fink wat happenz to teh poor lil onez *lukz innocent*
*hides sword behind self*
Ai had 2 liddle bruvverz an Ai alwaiz got blaemed fur ebbryfing – eben iffn Ai waz nawt dere!
i am teh oldest ob four, an i wuz supposed to be teh “responsible” wun. taht meened i gotted in trubble for evreefing tehy did wen i wuz babysitting.
tehfunny fing iz, many yeerz later, wen we wuz all growd up, my liddle sister an my yungest bruvver bof apolologized for bein so meen to me wen i wuz alwayz so nise to tehm. i rebembered teh part abowt tehm being meen to me, but not so much teh part abowt me being nise to tehm. oh well, i’ll take tehr wurd for it. nuffin frum my ovver bruvver, altho i finkso we got evened up wen i smakked him on teh noze wif a can opener. him still haz teh skar 40 yeers later.
Me 2! Oldist uv 4 an Ai had a risponsibul posishun in teh fambly – anifing rong, Ai wus holded risponsibul!
Lol! A can openr? That’s a STN momment, kitteh, aifinkso.
him alwayz find in necesasry to bring taht up weneber i menshuns how him broked my collarbone wen i wuz 4 an him wuz 2. (him wuz sik-in-bed on teh sofa an i wuz
pesteringentertaining him, an him pushed me off teh sofa an i hitted my collarbone on teh bukshelf. wuz christmas eve)Mi mawm was making fudge. After she tuk teh pot off teh stove, mi brudder pertended to stik his finger innit and lick it. I ran ovr and tried it, too. It blistered rite up. Don’ member if brudder gotz in truble, sed I shudda known bettr.
if him wuz older, taht wuz typikal an him shulda gotted in trubble bekawz yoo wuz yung an impreshunable. liek wen i (akkording to teh fambly lejend) made my bruvver (same wun i later hitted wif a kan opener) eet a bug. yoo shulda knowd better only if him wuz yunger!
Yep, hims was older and I was perty young, but I memeber clearly how much thet hurt!
ohai hashim – how yew ben? Plasticat haz ben lukking fur yew, wundered wear yew have ben…
MAWM, he be squishing me
Bully cat bettr wach his back, ifinkso!
“tiger, are yew hertin yur liddle sister?”
“no, maum”
“Mommee – halp!”
ai no wut ai am talkin abowt here – ai had 5 older bruvvers!!
otay, ai dun tawkin noaw, onlee tawkin tew mai seff newai.
Git off! Do not want!
when siblingz go bad…
Iz dem ebil gingr kittehs Ai tellz u.
Say Uncle….
Uncle!
Say uncle louder!
UNCLE LOUDER! lol
Unkel hoo?
no, I mean the “say uncle louder” was supposed to be, “say uncle, but say it louder” lol idk sumtimez Iz just really random.
“pussy sez whut?”
Teh orinj/whyte kitteh luuks lyk teh kitteh dat tryed to bullee mai Josie! Hur owtsmarted him (din’t taek mush) an ended up beetin him up!
Dat kitteh wuz sew stoopid. Ai cawled him teh Forrest Gump ov teh cat whirled. Ai usta chase him rown teh howse, yellin, “Run Forrest Run”!
Stripes, u stawp dat!
Tiny, no wun lykes a tattletayle!
Doan maik meh cum up dere!
Ai doan cair whoo started it, iffen ai cum up dere ai wil be de wun dat finishez it!!
Doan u roll ur eyez at meh ynug kitteh!
Wow, BF! R u a mahm?
U sownded jes lyk mien wehn mai brudder an ai wuz littlol.
Dat wuz skaree!
nao, ai iz nawt a mahm butt eben doh it wuz mutter-mutter yeerz ago dat mai seester & ai uze 2 fite lyke dis, ai members it well. An ai bet hour mahm duz 2, hee hee!
Nuuu! Ebil kitteh iz ebil. *rescuesskwishkitteh*
Hai frenz , ai needs halp.
Who maded teh lol wif teh hawt dog an the gogie sayin “Drop it”? Ai gots 2 send it 2 wun ov mai frenz. Hur wil LOL ober it.
Hai rhsb, ai doan kno wats goin awn wif de site todai, eerlier ai cud nawt get awn de site at awl, naow ai cahnt get 2 de loldawgs part. Ai fink ai saw dat lol awn de “upcoming” paige dere, ai wuz gonna tri 2 fine it fer u. Ai haz a sorree
Ai dawt dis iz teh oen, but ai maed oen awile ago – le’s see if dis wurkz…
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2094880
Duz it hert when ai press here?
How bout here?
but mom, he started it! he wuz lookin at me funny wen i wuz tryin to do my homewurk!
dis jus liek mai kittehs. i buys dem sooper nice toyz n they plai wif teh boxs n teh bags dey kame in!!!111!1
dis iz de kitteh wai aifinkso! Mai kittehs hav elebenty dollers wurf uv tois & dey lyke de tare strip offa de milk jug best uv awl!
Ai bai a crinklee kitteh tunnel fur ober 50 munnies. They play wif fur less tahn haf an owr. Ai buy big paypurr leef bags, 5 for 3 munnies, an cut a flap inna bottom fur a back doar, an they play wif tehm fur owrs an owrs until they iz shreddinged an ai having tu replayse. *sigh*
o dat iz a gud idea pk! ai wuz finkin bout gettin mai girliez wun uv doze crinklee tunnelz butt de munees be bery tite & tings nawt luking 2 gud at werk rite naow eiver. de leef bags soun perfekt!
i sekund bag ideaz. i also has a krinklee kitteh tunnel bouta foots long? dey don’t wanna plai innit! jus liek teh tiem i gots dem a kitteh spa wif rubby dealies and massagey stuffs cuz dey always gots to rub everything? dey does not want! *shrugs and sighs with prysma-kitteh*
This be teh kind uv toys around mai home, tu keeping kittehs happeh. Lessee if ai can making teh linkee wurk. Myte need tu remoove teh dubble-yus.
http://www.prysmcat.wordpress.com/2008/10/02/cat-toys-theyll-actually-play-with-and-that-are-cheap/
*shrugs again* Nawt shur if tehre be enny uvver yuseful ideas fur yur girlz, BF473.
OMG!!1! I just noticed whut teh package was for! We has this same junglol gym! It’s not up at teh moment, though.
I buyed it for my Jethro when he seemed kinda depressed and it became his fave place to hang out. After I loseded him — his depression was because he hads a cancer that we didn’t know about — I taked it down because it used up a lot of space that I was willing to spare for him but Esme didn’t use teh junglol gym much. I still has it, though, and when I moves to a bigger place I’ll put it back up.
Here is a pic of Jethro and Esme together on it. I think I put her up there; as I sed she didn’t use it much on her own. She’s serenading him wif a cello solo!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2411165
awww dat pic iz sew cayuute! mai girlz wud be fitin cauz dey bowf wanted 2 be awn de saim perch. dey bery jelous uv eechudder, wat wun haz de udder haz 2 taik. *sigh*
bootiful kittehs!
Roscoe? Is that u?
LOL
Schrodinger’s cat is in AND out of box!
*snerk!* oh fine, and I just wiped up the last coffee-take.
Boxing
Yr doin it rong
LOL! This one is really good.
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haha
No unnerstand. He fitted in box wen I bort him.
Mai sister iz just as evil
Alla da beeg sisters an brudders are ebil liek dis.
*sighs*
Ai still sez mai “sorries” to mai lil sister….
stop eated my fishee snaks
This is sooooo funny…..really, sent it to my daughter, thanks
ha!!
dis hilarious!!! lol! u should check my page out!!! only 2 pix soo far but u no… always more funny pix to improve!!lol!
funny