Are we there yet?
Are we there yet? I wish.
wait. iz sumwun goin 2 taek a pikshur of us?
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Haow `bowt naow? Naow??
u kids stawp dat! dun’t maik me pull diz car ober!
Maaahm! He’s awn mai side!
Maaaaaaahm!!! He’s tuchin mee!!!
Maahm! Me wants drinksie !
Oh, luk!!! a muzeum wif a tow-hedded snake!!! Kin wii stop and seeing it?? Oh on sekkund thot, bedder not!!!
Maaaaam! Lets stawp at de allygator farm! Ai wanna see de gyant rubbah band bawl! Luk! A cheezburger stand!!
Oh maj gawd! Cheezbuger standd!!
Oh luk ! Wollercooster ! Me wants picshure !
LOl! Fur teh longest taim ai wuz thinking yoo ment a BLOND hedded snake!
I thot it was a blond hedded snake wif a giant hook attachment for dragging cars.
Oh gud!! I wuz going fur deh dublol meeningz. Didn’t noeingz dat I wud gitting deh tripplol play!!!!
That’s gonna cost u extry.
Um, u can just gibs me teh moneys. As everybuddy knoes, I also takes teh credit cards.
Az I rekawl, dere not b much u duzn’t take.
Well, just at teh moment I is not sposed to lift moar than 10lbs so for teh time being I is restricting myself to steeling intellectual properties.
o hai LCB! * floofs pillolow
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hao issa ebberyfing? was teh doctor man nyce?
O hai. There u is. I has had to floof my own pillyow.
I is feeling a little less tender today than yesterday, thx, and mabye a little moar like not needing a emergency nap like teh last 2 days. But I is not aloud to runs teh marathons or toss teh cabers for a few moar weeks.
Teh loldoctors and lolnurses was teh nice, as far as I rembers. Only i told everybuddy who axed — and they axed elebenty times — that I is teh allergic to teh codeen, but they still writed me up a rxshun for tylolnol 3! Stoopy loldoctors.
so… hao yu get it stuck in dere inns nawt sekkund plaice aneewai?
hmm… aifinkso ai has borked my ICHC profile…
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can yu see me?
Hoo sed dat???
* ponders:
shud ai yoos mai inbizibilitee fur gud oar ebil…?
I seez u!!! adn u b hazzing deh beyootimus avatar!!
Schmooz!!
ah mais oui madame, c’est une pick shore ob le Grande et Powerfloof lolpigburglar!
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Je can has un autre abatar pour GP?
O, LPB, je can sees vous. C’est because je have les lunettes special pour seeing les lolpiggehs invisibles.
otay… can yu see me… NAO?
Tray Bean, LCB! je ne comprendes pas le stoopy wierdpress! je leave it alone nao!
u tinx oht loyd ewe mouche, keycet pohndurrs gehting beeuhtifewl buhrgurrrrluurr beehr uhn buurger howld cheeize.. maaybee troy mohr
indyvesable mahskeng taype aroynd paycage wehn shipi~ng noigxt time.
Teh thot ov it gibs me Tremors!
sposed to be unner lcb’s commint at 6:38
heys cween hos youb?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahm!!!! i has 2 p!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam i sawd a mowze
Maahm??? whur did seh go ? no1 iz dribing teh cawr…
S’ok dey iz on teh road to nowhere…..
daaaaaaadeeeeeee! we kan stawp an see da petrifyed forest !?
anna da – oh lukit! a dynosowr! pweez.pweez we kan stawp ?
widdle bruvver wood luvit!
oo,oo! luki,luki da gran kanyawn ! pweez kan wi stop an see it?
an lukat dat a reel wuden indeean ! letz stawp an see dat!
ana allygator farm ! anda petreefyed armadilloh!
oh pweez stawp !
is it lunchtyme yet ? ais hungree. we can haz cheezburgers?
(actewal transcript from famblee car trip to n.m. 1953)
Yu saw a dynosowr in 1953?
hah ! ob cors nawt- my dadee wudn stawp fer nuffin !
but der wuz a huge sign onna hill on rt 66 in az advertising
sumsorta dynosowr thingy- prolly “petrifyd” liek da
forest ?!
In 1953 tehey be habbin no frise wiv cheesburgars. No lie.
Ai’m booaaard!!!
Closelee followed bai – Ai feel sik! Ai fink ai’m gonna…uuuuuurp. Oh. Sowwy, but ai did say ai feeled sik.
(ackshewal transcript from ebery family trip between 1967 and 1980, wehn dey finally let me sit in teh front so ai wud stawp pewkin ober eberywun)
Ai sew feelz ur pain, Martoonie – dat wus mii 2. Ai awlmos frowed up awn my sisterkitteh’s bridesmaid gown onna wai 2 mai broverkitteh’s wedding. Got outa kar adn leened wai ober 2 nawt frow up on mai flowerkitteh’z dres.
Nao izza fambly jok.
Yah, ai is fambly joek too. Mai psnl best wuz wun time ai gotted in teh car, an frew up before we got to teh end ob teh rode. We libbed at number 3.
Oberacheevment, ai had it.
we wuz on a bendy mowntin road wunse in owr
hope taht teechd him not
sunday-go-to-meetin clofes, an a guy in a
mercy dee’s wuz right behind us, pushin us to go
faster an faster, an my bruvver hoo always gotted
carsik wuz feelin sik, so mom tolded him to stik himz
hed owt teh window so him not get sik on owr gud
clofes, so him did, an hurled all ober teh winsheeld ob
teh fancy mercy dee’s.
to taylgate on teh bendy roads.
Ur first. me sedcond. Me wish 2.
kar pooling nawt wurking owt sew grate
OH HEY!!1 Bluesfan473!!
This iz JUST waht we had in mind wehn we maed teh CHRG (wdoi)!! Ai am a HYOOJ Wallace an Grommit fan!! An we were thinking – teh penguin!! LOL!!!
LUK EBREEWUN!!! TEH ORIGINAL CHRG!!!!!!!
bai ar verree own Blusdfan473!!!
www. mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2195289
Moar uzer frenlee, ai hoep!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2195289
toad ally awesum!!
hee hee, glad u lyking mai lol! wen ai nawt seckond red a commint bout de CHRG ai wuz finking 2 maiself…..’self’ ai fawt, ‘ware haz u seen sumfing lyke dis befour’? It tuk meh a wile 2 member butt den ai gnu dere had 2 bee a poaster uv de penguin wif de CHRG!
ai doffs my … umm… hat .. to bluesfan473. This being an awsum poster. May ai suggest that it wud be most egg salant if there cud be a linky to this picshur from the lolspeak wiki. It wud helping to explain teh concept of the chrg. kthnxbai.
but aie nawt wanna luk liek a sinesister pingu
dat is one skarry burd!
Well, yes! He iz teh danjerous villain.
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But we luk reelee cyoot in arz!!
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An he iz disguizing himself, ov corse, az a rooster! LOL!!
not too cyoot aie hoeps coz dat wud jest defeet teh aim of the CHRG he he he he, somteims I soooo funni I almost laff myself
Ohai, sundyguize ! me haza idee ! now weawl haz da image inna r
hedz ofa ebil pennyqwen inna chrg (w/o doi)- dis bee ah gr8 way 2
avoid da splorts– when confronted by da turable fret of da
giant splort- kwikly strap on da chrg, cloz ur eizes n tink beri, beri,
qwiklee ob da villanus pennyqwen widda chrg !
shirley tinkin ob da v.p. widda chrg on will remove da splortashusness
ob da cutes ob babeh kittehs, an da pinkimus toe paddys !
yesh ! aifinkso !
Hai sparkysmom!!
We cud trai it! but teh awesum power ov teh pinky toe pads iz verree strong indeed!
oh yesh Janet ! ai knoes ! ai hab tree beri lubly grownup
kittehs, but ai hazza deepseeted, huge desire 2 hab a widdle,
tiny, wobblee kittehbabeh 2 lub, an ai wood nom,nom,nom
himz widdle pinky toepads, (sigh)
my famblee wont let me go 2 da petsmart onna da weekends,
or tew da pound, or worst ob awl tew da petshawp in da mall-
an dey wont let me volunteer to foster da widdle kittys-
cuz dey NOES mi-
an dey knoes ifn a widdle kittycatty babeh getz inna mai hands,
ai wood NEBER letz dem go !
(an deyz tote ah lee rite!
Hamster Clowns
tehre r akshully elebenty hamsturs inna kar???
it dun look likez teh havin fun ! iz a looong ridez?
Sumtymez, goin 2 extreemz nawt worf teh savingz in gas.
lol can u give me ur skillz please mines outdated iz got verizon wireless!
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i think iz gonna cri :,(
CLoLwn Car
ROUC – Rodents Of Unusual Compactness — I don’t beleef dey exist.
* scampers in lukking fur teh anti horriblol dai chair…
Ohnoes! *drags in the Anti-Horriblol Day Chair Mk III*
Mk III vershun has cold drinks n noms in wun arm, an sordid chokklits in teh uvver arm. An is upholstered in an extra-floofy cheezpeep map blankkit, wif an extra blankkit fur ober-top. An teh heeting and massaj an reclyne controls be awn teh arms still.
Nao, having a seet and telling, what be wrong?
* surbeys teh sordid chokklits, sips awn long cold icee lemonee tee, snuggles unner blankie adn twiddles wib teh massage controls
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Uff… ai has a worried about werk amorrow… pleh! issa posed to be Funday… teh sun issa shining adn ebberyfing… but but but… ai still canut stop finky about stoopy werk! PLEH PLEH PLEH!
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* snuggles sum moar adn noms a chokklit polar bear wib cocomonut spwinkles
Urf. Taht nawt so guud atawl, when yu has wurryings about wurk when you nawt eben there. Iz it gunna stay bad lyk this? Ai haz a wurrying about YU coz this be happening lots lately.
*tucks blankkit moar titer around an goes tu get hawt chokklit wif whippy cream*
aifinkso it be bedder inna few weeeeek weeeeek weeeeks… ai has a stoopy pleh project rite nao…
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* hides fais behind blankie
Taht iz toadally teh pleh. A lil wurk stress be wun fing, but tihs be eggs… eks… tu much. Hm. Ai know!
We shall disgize yu so tehy nawt knowing whu yu be!
Aifink tehre being a leftober caertroll mask around sumwhere… no, no, anyfing but taht, must be sumfing better!
eyes bowl of left over custard…………..
{{{Prysm}}} fankies, yu has maded me feel butter…
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Ahem, MUH issa NAWT left ober… ai saving it fur… um… a project ai has at werk!
Iz dat enneefing like the sigh entz project in deh fridge??
Uh oh, has teh cheez mewtayted again? *puts awn full body armer, grabs flamethrower an goez to luk*
Donchu know taht sum peeps be laktoes intol… intel… they cannawt having milk stuffs? What yu duing frowing dairee produks around? Donchu know what a cow went fru tu making taht? Tehy goes blind by teh skware root uv 2% ebry tiems tehy giving milks!
Agh! Teh mask attacked me!!! *rips awf and jumps up and daon on it*
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* jumps up adn down onna troll mask wib Prysm
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YAY! yu liek mai sungwasses? ai lernted taht frum cween!
Berry berry stylish. Yu be teh kewl piggeh.
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Duz yu fink it dededed yet?
We being needed below, fur a kwest fur teh holey bukkit.
Yu knowing enny minstrels? We need teh press in case we running intu Fronsch peeps or bunnehs or sumfing, so it gets inna papers corr… kor… ryte.
Kaws be lactose intollyrent??? Who new?
O noze! nawt de cows 2? O de huge manatee!
Pawsiblee tehm tu, they be awslo called sea-cows, aftur awl.
You called? Blind cows are really not my fault, I’l have you know.
“Hugh G. Manatee” ai lurves it!
*Sendz deh dansing Conga Ratz in Pengwin Suitz wif CHRGz on*
(See http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2195289 )
*tu dansing past deh Gwuinness Piggeh tu distrackting him frum deh *
*PLEH thotz uv wut-shall-b-nameless on dis funday*
jumpz inno conga lyne wif cweenmj, pengwin & GP
dun dun dun dun dun kick!
Way hay!
dun dun dun dun dun kick! *akcidenlly kickz crystal vase offa tayble*
{{{cween}}} yu awlways maeks meh lol – no matter hao sad ai is!
*Give GP huge slice ob apple pie wiv custard*
ifn u dawt nom it u can frows it at the pleh werks!
Nuffin beatz the pleh werk fawts liek applol pie
ooo fankies MUH
ai is felling butter awlreddy!
An if dat duzzn’t werk, do u want me to come rownd to ur werk an showt at peeplol until dey takes away teh pleh-y project an gibs u a big promowshun an a hyooj payrise an a eggstra elebenty weeks loliday? Ai’m BERY gud at showtin at peeplol.
pee ess ai had a horriblol week at werk last week, an ai’m going to hab a bery horriblol week this week as well, but then awn friedegg – ai’m going on BAYCAYSHUN!!!!!!!!1!!! *dans, caper, prance*
Hmmm, wud it halp if Ai caym rownd and did eh Sadly Disappoynted Voyse at yur werk peeps? Ai is VERREE gud at teh Sadly Disappoynted voyse, Ai cud eben add in the Dissaproofin Iybrows, if yu lyk. Tehn mebbee yu wud has a nawt so horriblol week?
oooo teh Sadly Disappoynted voyse. Teh ultimate weppon.
What a waste uv applol pi that wud be!!!
OnStar navigashun sistem
Deteks presence ov cheez
Deh cheez standz a loan, deh cheez standz a loan….
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wut?? dat b an skayp ee frum blow.
y cheez stan a laon? izzit a stinkie cheez?
“…*89 peizez of cheez on deh wall, 89 peizez of cheez, …..”
U taik wun down
Nom nom nom
88 peeces uv cheez on de wal
…”fownd a pee nut, fownd a pee nut, fownd a pee nut, ju-u-ust noaw”….
……row, row, row ur bote, gentlee down deh streeeeeeeeem…..
Teh weels awn de bus go roun & roun…..
Sowwy BF, didn c u dere!
Iz otay! Ebreewun, sing watteber sawng u lyke, reel lowd naow! Less maik a joyful chaotik noyze! Woot!
I saw a mawse, rite der on der stair
a liddle mawse wib clogs on
aie declare!
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,everybody’s nerves….
Ohai, O thisncat!!! Ai am so happee to see yoo again! Ai awlwaiz think ov yoo jumping up an down awn taht trampoleen drinking teh martoonies –
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It awlaiz maeks me smyol – ebree tiam!!
marily marily marily marily, lyfe is butz a dreeeeeeeeeeeem…..
♫ There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza dear Liza…..♫
NO, no hole in maiz bukkitz, no holz…..
skuse me teh lolrus wants tew talk tew u abawt dis holy bukkit……
Iz holy bukkit holy grail? Dis maeks lolrus k nite of teh naut sqaer tabels?
Oh, it’s not lolrus’s bucket, it’s just a metaphorical bucket I once heard about……Hey look! A penguin!
*swims away fast*
a metalforical bukkit? aie fink teh lolrus bukkit wuz plastik, maibe nawt hims bukkit afer all… A penguin whure?
It wuz bloo! The bukkit! But we awl think taht D Marie hazzit an haz paynted it yellow fur dis guise!
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SHE says it iz just a pale! An denies ebreething!
wayt,! wayt!, hughgm ! ai wuz watchin cbs sunday
morning (one a mai faborit shows) and dey showd da reel
zepplin crash in nj in da firtees CUZ dey has brung bak
da zepplin ! yep yoo can naow go onna zepplin ride in da
bay area calif ifn yoo wantz tew !! anit ownlee kostahs
fibe hunert dollers four an howers ride ! sighn mi up !
;shock: ONLY fibe hunert dollerz???
Oh, deh HUGE manatee!!
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oh, k’mon. u nu sumwun wud say it!!!
*snert* ai knoo ai cud leebit tew u, Cweenee!
We must goes awn a kwest fur teh holy bukkit!
duz tis maek lolrus SIR lolrus?
hmmmmm duze lolrus hab shiverous mannears? Ifn sew himz prolly a knight.
Ifn him onli hab dark ky, moon a starz him onli a nite……….
I brings sammiches? n a flask of cawfee?
I brings teh tea, I loiks teh tea. Loiks teh sammiches too. And cookies? wecan has cookies too?
oar maybee……a shrubbery?
Ai gots teh, ahem, mounts! *cloppiteecloppiteecloppitee*
Ooooh ooooh, jumpz with the joiz, liekz teh cloppitee rides! Kin I haz dey blackey one? I liekz blackity one….
*goes luking fur a black horsey fur Mama Cat*
Hm, tihs being a preddy one. N frenlee, tu.
is dem “mounts” brung bai african or uropin swallowz?
laden or unladed?
Aie nawt sure, jest as long as it’s nawt a noweejen bloo
Yu muss answer me dese questions, three:
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1) Wat… is yur nayme?
2) Wat… is yur quest?
3) Wat… is yur faborite color?
*luks around nerbuslee fur Fronsch peeps*
o o o oooooooooooooo
*hnd shoots up*
pick me, pick me, pick me
GO AVAY!
shud wii run awai agin?
Ack! Run away befoar tehy flinging cows at us! Pawsiblee blind wuns!
Yur mother, she was a goat!
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et yur fazher, he smelled ob ELDERBERRIES!
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Nao, go awai or ai shall taunt yu fur a sekkund thyme!
Ennybudy having a Holey Hand Grenayde?
Uv ennywhere? Small taon elebenty myles frum Aunti-ok?
nope but i’ve got a castle in a swamp……
Hm. Ai nawt finking taht gonna work against teh LPB.
Mebbe we cud building a jyant piggeh out uv wud?
Well I still hab applol pie and Creme Anglaise……..
Dis storee leafs mee confuzzled… mor dan uzual eben
Yu haz nawt seen Monty Python, AfriCat? Kwest Fur Teh Holy Grail?
u wuz xpektin it tew make sense????????
AI FARTZ INNA YUR GENERUL DIREKSHUN!
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stn
Noe
ai noe has seen teh mobie… butz ai has heerd ob it.
Ob corse ai nawt expectin teh sense, ai is teechur member? Confuzzlmunt is mai default setting!
*Throws huge custard pie at lolpigburglar*
*run awai laffin*
Plz tu watching it… iz teh fun fun fun!!!!1!!elebenty!!!
(see awl teh !! marks? Taht’s hao fun, uh-huh, yep!)
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An ai nawt a teechur, but ai confuzzled most uv teh tiem, tu.
jest annuver fundai afernoon on ICHC
Ebrywun hit teh dek! Cober heds! Iz custard pie in teh air!
stands reddi wiv bowl n spoon!
GAS ALARM!!! Putz awn yur masks (nawt teh troly wuns) kwiklee… hack! cough! gasp!!!
Yeesh LPB!!! wut haf yu bin eetin??!!
que? moi? le stinkee fromage! porquoi?
*face turns a deelitefool shade ov green* … usin gas in warfair iz agin teh Geneba Unkonvenshun u knoe!!!
pourquoi ? cuz te es tres stinky-winky, lpb !
TU es, tu ez ! (jeez)
mais mais mais, je had une shower elebenty weeks ago…
Then is time for un autre shower now. We can does this le facile way or we can does this le not-so-facile way.
Quel is votre choice?
*Borrowz Mausez spritzer bottlol*
SCHPRAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rummij rummij in deh bak ruum uv
*deh tybooteek.
Ah. got it.
*Kumz owt wif deh o d kololg kneez.
Spritz. spritz!
Dere, now u awl kleen and pritty, Moan Sewer le Lol Piggeh Burgular!
Que? Qui? Quel?
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* sniff sniff
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Ah, o d kololg kneez – tray bean!
“…54 peizez ob cheez on deh wall, 52 peizez of cheez….
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
wut shuda happnin if one shud fall?
not rain kittehs and googies, rain cheez!
nom nom nom nom nom nom
Follow teh cedar chip road!
Petruls pryses 2 hi nao, pawr mowces haf 2 car share. Tiems is hard naos.. shud byke eet, be cheepser
an bedderer for teh emvyr….endvyro…enviro…Werld!
Tihs massage has been brort to yu bai teh Byk It Laydy!
U only wish
HA HA HA GET TEH LPB!!!Hey Cheez peeps sowwys my tinbernet is nawt 100% so on and off allz dee tym nawt gd!!!
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Tiggles Cries into her fluffy pilloows!
Ah bonjour Tiggles… s’il vous plait, donut be forgetting to clickee “Reply to this comment” oar votre commint gets sent a la end ob le page! Merci boocoo
oh i iz sowwy LPB i did nawt knows dat
Ce n’est pas de probleme! Vous has met le otter Fromageamis, oui?
i has met summmmm of dee peeps on teh cheezburger I has met cween and martoonie me finks
*scratches head wif claw in wonder of who else*
Ohai Tiggles! Nao yu haz meeted me, tu! Welkomings!!!
Helloooo Tiggles! Naice tu meechu!
An Ai tink Ai has sed “Ohai” Bfor – but, in cayse Ai hasn’t; “Ohai!”
Ahm a liddlol lait heer but Ohai Tiggles! Now u’v met meh (tho u mai live 2 regret it)!
And me too! *waves flipper* Hi Tiggles!
I’m surprised that posted, I forgot to put my illustrious middle initial!
Bye now! *swims away, still waving*
I feelz ur pain, Tigglez. Mai Fyrefawkz b fiting wif my XP, Iinfso. re booted twist. Sew now I b trying deh Googlee Krome. *sigh* I hatez learning gnu system. Awl deh feechurz b hiding in differnt plaisiz. I can’t b finding how tu adding a favrit. I noez it gotta b heer sumwarez.
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*wawkz off mumbling tu sef.
grrrr. msdhnkt. stuupee puuterz. ishgagrinkin bluffinskummink.
yu guize habn truble widda innertubez-
mai son, da technogeek haz fixed mai pyooter problems
(lolspeak off fera minit)
week b4 last we were onanoff an onanoff da innernetz all day he kept habn too disconnect den re-konnect da cable modem AALL DAY ! like ebery fibe minits.
finally himz says “dis is ridicaluss! ai will fix!”
so himz went and bought a “signal booster” an he connected it to where the cable meets our house- then he followed the cable path to the modem-
it branched (or “split”) where it met the house, then split again at the corner of the house and one branch went to the computer room where it split again. one branch went to computer and one to modem.
so he took out one branch or split
an now we getz da innertubeez 24/7 !!!!
is wondermuss smart son !
ai says: howdid himz gets awl deez brains ? nawt frm me, aidontfink !
Do yu hyr him owt to odder cheezpeeps?! Somwun borked mai wyrless rooter – teh day after Ai got it an Ai donut kno hao to mayk it bedderer! Teh frend hoo gayv me teh rooter is a bit hissed orf, but nawt haf so mush as Ai am!
Ambercat, ai can lending yu mai bf bai long-distance, if taht helping.
(Him be speriensed phone support tekie persun)
Oops, ai still heer, ai supposed tu be getting teh groseries.
As soon as bf Sean desyding what him wants fur supper.
If yu wanting Sean, Ambercat, go luking fur him in yahoo group.
Ai reely leeving nao. Onestlee. Troolee.
Ruh roh.
A 4 pack of splort.
*looks awai qwicklee*
Joe 4-pack?
Nacho 4-pack.
*hands kafleen a CHRG (wdoi) an sum dukky taep, an a leeflet abowt tacks returns*
oh, fanky… {{{martoonie}}}
wait, wutt?!
*crumpulls up tax return leeflet and hoofs it*
whips hed arown wiff cuttee eyes an eyes mj’s #%&* puuter…
Oh Hai, Kafleen!! Kud u kumming ober heer and hoofing dis #%&* puuter uv mine?
heer cum teh hoofs…..
Yay!!! Dawnkey tu deh reskew!!!!!!!
Haha no wonder the one in the driver’s seat looks so squashed, all the others have massive faces!
Whar is goin?
I can com 2 plz?