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It muss haz bean teh goggie
Gud morning an teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz ar awn their way awt now!
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We cud awl joyne in an dans wif them fur annipuss (teh faymaus wun!)!
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*putz hans awn hipz (?!) ov teh laszt Conga Rat.
*step step step – left kik
step step step – rite kik
tep step step – left kik
step step step – rite kik – awl around teh room! Whoooo Hoooooo!!!
Leik dis?
Duh duh duh duh duh, UHG!
Duh duh duh duh duh, UHG!
Duh duh duh duh duh, UHG!
Duh duh duh duh duh, UHG!
Unghh!!!!
Mai hip. Doan worry, ai kin goe awn…
Duh duh duh duh duh, errrrgh!
:sitting owt::
Awl bii bak!
YAY!!!! I duz deh happee dans tu seeing u here!!!
dans, dans, dans!!! jump!!
dans dans dans! kik!
dans, dans, dans, spin!
He not deaded. He resting heer. For many, many, many dayz.
Himz nawt dedd – himz juss pinin
Pinin for teh fjords, he is!
Pinin for the fjooords?
What kind of talk is that?!
Basement cat alwayz haz excellint exkyoose for his crimes.
It had nuffin tew dew wit teh point endz ob doom!
I’m tellin’ ya.
Yew gawt tew beeleeb meh.
Yew see N-E-blud?
Ai’m N-O-cent, ai swear.
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BTW *pointy
* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK *
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* rubs eyes inna maze mint
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shirey!!! issa taht reeley yu??? Yu is teh back???
Ummm…noe…wicks awf wig inna hurry. Iz nawt meh,
Yew saw nuffin.
Understand?
Nuffin!
je n’ai vu rien!
Ai unnerstand nuffin. *nodnod* Iz about rite.
bon bon dieu vous tous les deux.
Repeat after meh.
Je n’ai vu rien.
Je ne vois rien.
Je n’entends rien.
Je ne comprends rien.
Oui?
*stares intu space, seeing nuffin an heering nuffin*
*shaekes prysma-kitteh*
Com bak!!! Sensoree deprivashun iz NAWT gud!!!
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*Playz “Ride ov teh Valkyires” VERREE LOUDELEE
Ack!!!!
Ai can heer! Mostlee ai heer mai eers ringing, but wunce that stopping, ai can heer!
Ai can haz this odd dezyre tu get armor an a speer an a horse an go luking fur heroes tu take tu Valhalla…
Heer tiz!! No singers, but nice an LOUD!
An RELEE NICE PIKCHOORS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU&feature=related
*grabs helmet wif wings awn*
*valts ontu horse*
*gallops awf in surch uv heroes*
Ai havnt akshullee seen enething aithur – but iz shirley nice to see yoo again – nativeca66.
Always blaming the BLACK cat…
seew racist.
teh socyetie i meen.
Yass. The Man iz always tryin to keep us black kittehs down!
maybee he chokez on his cheezburgers…anywayz uhhh, hooman dead soo…i can haz his stuffs?
discrimminashun, dats wat dis is! Alwayz da kittehs fault, neva da goggie….jus u waits till mah lolyers gets here!
If teh glub doan fit, yew mus awkwit.
At yur serbice! Don wurree, wee can dikuss teh teenee tinee fee laturr.
There is a reeson men feer the periodic visets of Ceiling Cat to our mortul world…
o crep I probly ment Basement Cat…
U beleev efferyting Basement Cat tells U?
Iz prolly responsibl for globil warmin, too…
Yu rang?
From teh firm of Dewey Cheatum & Howe!
Or mebbe iz Moo Goo Gai Pan Gum Shoo & Irving.
Suez for Defim… Dfeuma… Def… Callin’ someone bad tings in publik.
This be what happening tu hyoomins whu being late wif mai gushifud. Nao, let’s talk about mai lunch.
Dat iz so much deh truu kattitude!!!
Columbo kitteh wil solve de caise. An haz ‘jus wun moar kwestion ma’am’
Ohai every1!
I’m from de UK an ai dont know much bout american polytics, so can ai have an anser from sum1 who is american, what do u fink of sarah palin?
fanx
Um, this nawt reely the place fur diskussing poly-ticks. Iz tu touchy a subject fur a place that being just fur laffings an enjoying teh pikshurs.
ok! no harm dun!
lolz
Hoa, wait uh minit. She’s hawt right?
Oh…yew were talking ’bout her pawzishun awn stuff, huh?
Srwy.
*snerk*
i was thinkin about wat iz she liyke as a polytishun, coz peeple have been sayin she abused her powers n stuff, but ai dun know anyfin bout her.
There were sum wunderful videos ov SNL (Saturday Nite Live) wif Tina Fey impurrrrsonating hur! Ai’ll see if ai can find tehm fur yoo. But it will be laytur – but wehn ai haz them, ai will shew yoo them.
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But ai – purrsonallee – think she iz wun ov teh moast dishonest, stoopid an awful peepl ai haz eber seen.
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But we ar nawt sposed to tawk about thesse things unless we know we wont off end ene wun. Wunz – munths ago – we got up awn ar soapboxes, an wun purrson – hoo wuz kwite nice (but ov teh odder purrrsuashun) wuz so upset she left – an nebber cayme bak. Twas a bit sad.
aww,
fanks for tryin 2 find vids 4 me, ur sooo helpful. That’s y ai luv it here!
Fanks yoo agen
u can see awl teh SNL skits at nbc.com… but ai dunno if taht bee teh best playse to eddukate urself onna merikan pololitiks…
Oooh, Miss JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
Pleez to nawt tawk about de politiks.
Meks me hav a sad.
Awl eet duz iz mek peoples nawt liek each odder.
An ai always liek to reed yur writin. Is mah happee.
But politiks is nawt a happee.
fankyu PK. ai come heer fur happines an giggolz. findin poly-ticks heer wud giv me a big sad.
oh and, gud mornin!
*goes off to kichin to warm up gushee fud fur kittehs an mayke cawfee fur me*
smileycat!! PLEEZ dont reed waht ai just rote. Sorree – sumtaims ai just cant halp maiself – but ai shud trai harder!
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Maybee ai shud joyne yoo in yur cawfee! Ai hann’t had mine yet today!!
ok evreebuddy iz fed. ai gots mah cawfee wif creem an a liddul nutmeg (iz feelin warm an spicee dis mornin).
wanna stay heer awl day. but ai gotz ta go go to teh bunneh shelter an cleen pens and liddur bokses… an snurgle LOTS of bunnehs!! den ai gots ta bai a pwesent fur mai 7 yr old cuzzin an go to hiz birfdae partee… pleh. ai’d rather cleen bunneh poop!
*hands JCH4K big muh of hawt cawfee*
*tries to resist skrollin up to reed pawlick-tickle commintz above*
hee hee ai mint “mug of hawt cawfee”
OH!!
Yoo go to a bunneh shelter and cleen pens and liddru bokses???
That is SOOOOOO nice!!! {{{{{smileycat}}}}}}
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Yur hart shur iz in the rite plaice! But tehn yoo get teh rewards – awl teh bunneh snurgling! Teh verree S antz ov how hao things shud bee! Yoo duz sum gud werks – yoo getz richlee rewarded!
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Thanks verree much fur teh cawfee!!
Oooh, Smileycat! Yoo also warm up de gushee fud fur da kittehs?
Mah husbind tinks ai am crazy wen ai do dis.
But ai no mah kittehs likes it better when is a leetle warm.
Speshully da fishy gushee foods. Many times dey are too stiff. Not enuf gushee.
well, i fink wut sumwun finks ob her mite partly depend on if tehy iz in hur party or teh ovver party. i not in no party, so if i haz opinyun, i not sez it.
Wot is dis Seerahpalin? Iz a kitteh? A bunneh?
If nawt, ai don tink we need to talking bout it.
Dis is mah happyest bit of mah day, comin to LolCats.
Do nawt wanna talkk bout odder tings.
Mebbe u go ober to da Lol-News-And-Politics page.
Iz down da hall on da lef. Beeg red & blue door….
u hads burglar! alrite naow!
Nuffin getz passed this Serve n Protekt Kitteh
beyewtiful awl-blak kitteh reviews de evidince….lemme see…it wuz kernal mustard in de livin rum wif…..um……dat bendy straw ober dere.
Heers a naice storee: Sydney – A dog was hailed as a hero on Sunday after it risked its life to save a litter of newborn kittens from a house fire, rescuers said.
In a case which gives the lie to the saying about “fighting like cats and dogs”, the terrier cross named Leo had to be revived with oxygen and heart massage after his ordeal. Fire broke out overnight at the house in Australia’s southern city of Melbourne, where he was guarding the kittens.
Fire fighters who revived Leo said he refused to leave the building and was found by them alongside the litter of kittens, despite thick smoke.
“Leo wouldn’t leave the kittens and it nearly cost him his life,” fire service Commander Ken Brown told reporters.
The four kittens also survived the fire and on Sunday Leo, who fire fighters nicknamed “Smoky”, was again back at the house.
- Reuters
Wut a byooteeful story!!
Taht iz indeed a grate storree! Ai wuz werried about teh kittenz until ai gotted to teh end!
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Teh kittens got oxygen an hart massaj too???
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*smyols – pikchooring teenee tinee oxygen masks*
*giglol* Prolly cud put a cupple at a tiem ryte IN teh mask.
Omg, I jes saw dis story! Ai live in Australia am am verrrrry prowd of dis goggie.
Dee story had a picshur of de goggie givin de momma cat a lovin lick of hees beeg pink goggie-tongue! Much much luv in dat dere puppeh!!!!
iffn u in oh cent, wai u undressed himz? O_o
:snerk:
U not b on deh Cheezpeepz Map.
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Oh Hai halfbeast! I haz kum tu nagging u.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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plz 2 sending an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn ur lokayshun. U kin b az presice oar az vage az u like. Den wii kin awl noez witch drekshun to waveing ower floofee paws wen wii seeing u heer.
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deh rest uv u kin beeing on deh map, tu. U duzn’t need tu wayting fur mii tu gibbing u a persunal invite. I putting on enneewun hoo asking … ……lurkerz…… comminterz… ……trollz… eneewun atawl…. Awl cheezee peepz b welkum on deh map.
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Schmooz tu awl 263 peepz onna map!!!!
(psst, Yur Majestee… haz yu made shur teh peeps in teh cheezfrenz yahoo group be knowing about the map?)
O jes, I posted a messij dere wen i fired deh map up. Adn den dey jumpinged on mii. Seemz sum uv deh peepz dere wuz not happee wif mii fur making Moe’z map ‘public’.
Dey b thinking it wuz fur deh peepz in dhe yahoo cheezfrenz groop ONLY. But moe wuz deh wun hoo posted deh info heer furst. I just passinged it along, kuz i thot it wuz beeing a guud idea. And it sed “public” rite on it. *sigh* Dey gavinged mii a sad. Dey haz mading deir own yahoo cheezfrenz only map now. Deh peepz in deh yahoo cheezfrenz groop kin b on dis map 2, if dey wish. Awl dey haz tu du iz asking. 
Ai nawt knowing taht… ai haz a sorry taht cheezpeeps did taht. It waz being befoar ai joineded, aiguess. {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Yes!! ai must agree wif cweenmj.
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Ai offen haz a giunt sad about teh cheezfrenz groop. Teh hole PURRPOSE ov teh cheezfrenz groop wuz fur peepl frum here to hav a plaice where tehy cud tawk moar abowt odder things.
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It wuz NEBBER sposed to bee two separate grrroops. An enewun frum heer can still go there an joyne.
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But – altho ai laik awl ov tehm ober there – becuz tehy were moastlee awl gud frenz heer furst – ai find it verree sad indeed taht “tehy” (ai dont know hooz idea it wuz) shud hav a separate map frum us heer – *sniff*
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*begins to crai fur reel* Ai just dont know hao such a thing cud happen.
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}} Ai duz nawt know eivver, an it duz seem like a berry berry sad fing fur cheezpeeps tu be divided.
Ai has a sorry… ai did nawt meen tu bring up sumfing taht wud upset yu an cweenmj…
That’s OK prysma-kitteh! Ai still luv tehm ober “there.”
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*sigh* It’z just sad taht so menee nebber com heer enemoar. Fur mee, eneway.
*Handz Janet a tishu* Datz ok Janet. *patz Janetz hand*
It wuz just a misunderstanding. It wuz not a fite. If sum uv deh yahoo cheezfrenz not b kumfertabloll on deh Cheezpeepz map… well, sail ah vee. (Ah wee, zhe tem la Fronsch!!)
Ai know it wuznt a fite! But *sniff* so menee dont come heer enemoar!
An ai laiked (laik) tehm an tehy were verree funneh.
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Ai guess ai just miss them – that’s awl.
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*wipez aiez* thanks fur teh tishu! But it DUZ maek me sad.
aifinkso heer is funnee and nyse entertaynmunt foar *eberywun*
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(an mebbe a liddol smart-alekee?
teh cheezfrenz on yahoo iz moar inbolbed wiv talkin about purrsonal isshoos and getting halps and support, c’est vray? at leest, seemz taht way when ai haz a chanse to chek in… wich iz nawt offen, admittedlee… sew iz a differunt focus.
*insert anee tume u lyke heer*
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♫ Pleez 2 nawt bee a sap
Git ursef awn de cheez frends map! ♫
Iffen u wud lyke 2 plai
Send emayo 2 de cween todai! ♫
It’d bee grate 2 inklood evreewun
Cauz Cheezland iz sew mush fun! ♫
Sew join uz won’t u pleez?
Sho ware ur r in de land uv Cheez! ♫
ROFLMAO!!!
*wiping teerz frum iiz*
Oh, datz wunnerful!!!!
bluesfan473!! That iz just grate!! A jinglol – we can uze it ebreewhere!
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But we needs a toon! Ai’m traing to thing ov wun!
Seemz mebbeh like a rap.
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiAOV6Gfogc
BOMP buh Chsh
BOMP bomp buh Chsh.
*whispurrrrs to cweenmj* He’s awn teh map. He’s teh wun in teh Suisse!
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(Ai saw hao much yoo lurves teh Fronsch!!
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Oar purrhaps Die Schweiz??? oar Svizzera?? Akshullee, ai havn’t seen hao yoo reakt to teh jerman oar italiano!! LOL!!
Oh, NOez!!! i lukked at deh masterlist and didn’t seeing him!!!
Mai bad. Sry halfbeest!!! I will putting u on deh masterlist, too. 
*hmph* >_>
*Fawlz down in abjekt polologeez*
Sry, sry, sry, sry. SOOOOOOOOOO sry.
*sob, sob, sob*
Plz tu furgibbing mii.
oooh! cweenmj! u iz mayking mai trip to NZ very muchlee fun wiv awl ur hard wurkz!!
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ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!!
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an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up!
awww a’m sooo jelluss! ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!
we buleev yu, kitteh. Basement Cat prabablee dun it, anyway.
…(kwik, hyde teh boddy of teh hooman, maybe thay didnot knowtise teh loss, kitteh)
Frendz help yu move, GOOD frenz help yu move teh boddee
It wus teh poodle goggie Washin, seez how ooman iz haz teh shaved baik? Poodle try to hied ooman az poodle too! It waz ele… ela… simplez to figuer oot!
Fear not. I am basement cat and I’ve just come to get his soul, is all.
Just go back to what you normally do. I’ll be finished and out of your way in a little bit.
Nothin to see here, folks.
Move along.
Just move along.
That’s right….
Y r there a half nekkid man onna floor and y u nawt wearin …….
Kitten will nawt admit to any purrient “games” gone horribleh rong…
Iz dis an eppisode uf “Law n Order”?
dum-DUM!
Willz sumwun tellz t3h
Midnyte Kitteh wye Hewmin
sleepeengz in himz spawt???!
Spawt awnz t3h floar iz
reesurbbd 4 Kitteh. No wun
elss mayz Napz Tyme dayr!
Midnyte Kitteh habz
upsetz! Will nowz unroalz t3h
Baffrume’z lawnng sawfft stuff!
Jack.
Kitteh nebber maeks teh hoomin deded! Ai’d sey wus natorul cawses. Kitteh luk 2 innosunt. He beeing framed, Ifinkso.
Splorted frum teh Qteness, moar lyklii!
Wud u beleevs basement cat? Nah, me neethur…
Ai don caer WAT da furrenzicks sez, dat cat hair on hiz pants iz nawt mine!!
OMG!
iz basement cat!!
Iz try’n out for new show: “CSI:Kitteh Divizzon”
This is so funny!
Hw for Sonya Hale on fr
This cat reminds me of Salem.
I can totally see him saying this.
OMFG basement kat!