I waited.
I waited. Birds not come.
mebbeh u shudda wayted in der house.
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Naow Ai aer cowld
Congrats anni! Heer – hav sum hawt chonklitt fur a bedtyme drink!
Thx, teh clokks went bakk heer lass nite, so Ai can plai longer!
Yays!!!
cannot felz mah harblz nemore!
kitteh can has cowld terkee?
hmmm…
i’z bloo but borked?
Um, a little halp here plz? Mai feets R stuk.
an mai tayl.
but nawt mah tung!
WOW annipuss joo be teh fastestest!!!
That’s cuz teh birds gots teh Weather Channels.
Dey awk flied sowf fur teh wintur
Dunno wat teh awk did, but awl teh uvver burds flied souf
Did teh awk walk?
Maibe liek pore liddul robin, he cant aford tu fly. ♫
Maybe teh awk had standbai ticket – still stuck at Gatwick.
Dat sownds liek teh voyse uv eggspeeriens
Mebbe they wented ekstinkt befoar teh kitteh cud hunting them.
Grate Awks aer ekstinkt, but little awks aer still abowt – dey aer teh “pengwinz uv teh Norf”
diz NAWT mai floofy blankie!
But, it lukkingz berry floofee.
Inna chillee kinda way.
chilli iz gud foar deh warm
halp!! Mai hrbllz b froze tu deh birdbaf!!!
Ooh, narstee!
U tellin mii!!!
dat wiil leef a mark!
an i had 2 pee, an it froze 2!
And I wait and I wait and I wait! Is it spring soon?
Wer yoo hopin fer pengwins?
mebe sum puffins, 2.
At dis temprachewr, u betcha ai’m puffin.
Yeh, I eben dis guys maiself az wu, sew dey will nawt be suspeggktin me.
Noe buddy suspeggkts teh pengwin dis guysd kitten!
awww…poar kitteh…*shivvers*
Skews me, ur hottub is borked.
Errr… “wun”. Werdpress mayde me tipe dat free timez and is losted mai blew naym. Stoopi art-o-mattik upgrayds, dey skru me ebbery thyme!
Ah okay, ai wundered hoo “wu” wuz!!!
Kitteh lookie for bukkit, not find bukkit. Now need blankie!
dis iz sno plaice fer a kitteh!
PLEH! Moor snow!
Oh hai!! I b feline like deh town cryer heer. I passing dis along.
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Dis b frum Tessm:
ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!!
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an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!!
w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up!
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Adn diz b frum Smileycat:
ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin?
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And frum deh Jamamakitty:
ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun.
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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ok, i leev u loan naow.
cweenmj, me and teh kittehs be tanking yew fur deh putting us onna deh map, and we hopez moer kittehs and der oomans be close to us sumday! Tank yew from Mama Cat, Princess, BlackMama, Stormy, Tiger, Sonny, Frenchy, Mimi, Tortilla, Flame, and Tigger.
U b welkum!! It b sew much fun tu seeing ware awl deh peepz b!!
Keeping awl dem kittehz warmz!! I growd up onna farm adn deh farm kittehz b deh awsum, ifinkso. (i b asuuming dey b farm kittehz ‘kuz u haz deh baelz rownd deh howze — i ben rong bfur, tho)
Ai dint know yoo growed up awn a farm!!!??
Just laik mee!!
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A luv yur noo pozishun as “Town Cryer.” Yoo do it reelee well!
Oh Hai Janet!!
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1463412
Awwwwwwww!!!!!1!
gud lurvely afternoon, Cweenie~~ fanks fur keepin mai *fromage a trois* cheezmeet info in your ‘nouncements!! yew are troooly teh centificlol force!!! an we rilly troooly presheates yer efferts!!
ai sended invite tew cheezburger n tofu and dey mite be cumin tew teh cheezmeet! *ah teh fings yew can do*
Wowzerz!!! dat wud b soooooo kooooooool!!!
Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet.
Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border.
Awl info is subject to change.
If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop.
Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!
plasticat nad ai iz luuking fur Noo Yawk/Noo Yawk areya cheezpeeps hoo mite b wantin a cheez meet tew – ne 1 innerested?
Aih wud liek tew meet sum cheezfrenz. Pleeze tew let mii noe planz?
ohai, fanks foar passin taht alawng!
Snow heer day, kittehs all curled up on baels round deh houes. Dey happy wit hay baels, way fromz snowz and windz.
U bee in Minnesnowta two?
Noz, we be in nozwest Illinoiz, where dey windz doz blow 2 day. Wind Wind Wind snow snow Wind Wind Wind snow snow. U see little snowz? Dat wat we haz today, little snowz, then goes way, then deh windz blow and blow, den deh snowz comz back, den way gain. All day. No snowz on grnd, all blowz way! You haz deh snow in deh Minnesnowta? My sis kitteh live in Duluth! And many many freind kittehs in deh twin citiz.
We haded the winz and winz and winz and snowz and winz today two! An lass nite
Ai bee in Twin Citiz, or just leeddle nort ob citiez. Nawt so far nort as delut, doe!
ur waiting
in rong hemispheare
Mmmmm…whut’s dis mask i seez onna flor heer? (pix up mask, sniffs) Smellz fuunnee… (putz on mask)
“OMG you peeple iz idjitz adn crewel barstidges!!!!!11!1! HAOW KAN YU LAFF ABOWT POOOOOR KITTEHS CROOLLLY DUMPT INNA SNOW!!!11 Ai kin see no wai dat kitteh got on dat taybl by herself!!! See dere iz no footyprince!!!!!
[five exclamation points, always a sign of a deranged mind]
(tayks off mask) Whew! It’s beeing hot under teh coller in dere!
I no be here long, butz I tink troll here, smellz teh funniez……
Mama Cat grabz deh ten kittehs and pushes em further in hay baels. Go bebbes, go furter in, bad bad bad troll herz….
Iz hokay, I’ze gist playnig. Izza Troll mask sumwun lefd lyin arownd teh udder dai. Ebbrywun heer lurvs teh kittehs adn noes tehy kan eezilee jump onnna tablol wivowt leebin teh footiprince, or footiprincesses eever.
Ohs, otay, bebbes come out naow. Oops, not, dey sleepz in dey hay, keep all warm and snuggie, all ten sleep gether, lol. Well, nine and Princess sleep by self kinda next tu ubber kittehs, but NOT ‘with’, u cee. Caues she Princess for reaeson!
LOL! I also knew dat kitteh had been dropped in teh snows. Is why kitteh has disgruntled look on fayce. Kitteh be pooin in sum shoes tonight.
Yeh, kitteh iz finkin, “U gotta sleeps sumtym, hoomin! Ai will keel u until ur ded!”
I fought it wuz deh “Oh shyewt, dat wuzznt such a gud ideer…. I meen, I ment too due dat…..” look.
aifinsko ai can seez footyprints onna chair seet onna right…
Ai hopes u warin lawng unnerwares unner dat tuxedo!
U need halp warmin up, kitteh? C’meer ai halps u bai gibbin u lotsa snorgles…
Mai mahm’s kitteh (nao ober bridj) wud sleep in frunt ov teh keroseen heeter. Teh warmur hur gots, teh laaawwwnnnnggguurrr hur gots! Wuz teh funnee.
Scene a tshort dat had de “cat-furmomiter”, n da moor warm, da lawnger, liik ur mahm’s kitteh! Dat tshort waz da funnee!
Oh, wow, dude, bummer!
I juz regishured too make first post. Wai iz mah pikshur not showing up on saait? Having sads nao
Luks lyke dis kitteh “dropped in fer dinner” a little layte…. like six mumfs.
Kitteh obvouslee doen noes Iz berds berry well!
how duz wun get on teh cheezpeeps map?
I livez in Bebertin orygun jsut like Tessem duz… We mights be neighburs
Bobcatt b rite!!! just sending deh emalez tu cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn ware in deh whirrld u b. Datz awl!! I will riting u bak az soon az u b on deh map!!
clik awn mai nayme and send msg…
ohai catslave, see cweenmj post above at 12:28. She hazza map. You send her an emayo and she will put you rite onna map!
Xkuse me for teh kwesjuns, but: Aai need get permishun for each pikshur to poast?
Ohai Phyde. Welkomz to cheezland. Wehn ur noo, sumtymes da big cheezez haff tew sniff u owt reel gud so it taeks a liddle lownger tew poast. Tew get abatar u must rejister on wordpress.com, uplowd ur abatar piktur, an link it tew ur Icanhascheezburger profile addrezz. Then u’ll alsew get a blue naem, so awl ur new cheezpeep frenz kin click tew ur profile en leeve messijes an sai OHai.
Tukkseedo Kitteh
discubburrz dat sawfft fleesee
dry wetz stuff haz wawrm!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
awlsso discubburrz dat Burdz
billdz dayr nesstz in Treez!
Mebbee Burdz cumz bakk
wen Burd Baff wet stuff desydez
2 fynullee meltz?
Jack.
iz dat ice reel ?
The snow? Um, yes, it luking lyk it tu me.
My pikshur still not on saait
Not meaning avtur, but lolz pikshur. How dis saait working?
ohai, ai wuz afeered dat wuz wut yew meant…………. if yew goes to top ob page to VOTE den teh wuns wif teh mostest votes gets tew teh “front page”
sum peeps has had der stuffs on der……..ai has had sum dat got voted on but has nebber made teh front page
ai duzznt finkso der is any notice if yew makes teh front page
answer question???
FAQ
Q: Jolly ol’ chap, where has thou placed my laugh-out-loud submissions?
A: Dear Hooman,
Teh Kitteh Commission of Teh Funny judges submissions by one criteria:
* Is it appropriapriate?
o Yes. Then we promote it to the Voting page.
o No. Shame on u…
NOTE: We get far far moar submissions than we can promote to the home page. Only 5-6 make it to the homepage on any given day.
aifinkso teh lunnon tymes artikle sed tehy getz 8000 lols per dae!!
Oooh okies than oo sow mush! Stoopid I kudnt faind FAQs. Thankies!
Gud luk to u, Phyde. Der be elebenty bazillun lols submitted evry dai. Nawt such gud odds fur gettin to front paige. But if u click on cweenmj’s blu maen (she maed a comment up above) u find instrucshun fer makein ur name be blu and u can share wif us. We’ll luk and laff at ur lols (thet is laff wif chu, nawt at chu
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Uh, thet shud be name, nawt maen
Dankies for teh halp. I suscribt to the wordprez saait, hope it wurks.
Yur name having blooness! Yay!!!! Conga-rats!
That’s not a bird bath. It’s a table.