Comments on: And dis mai cusin Jeff

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:38:03 +0000

boring slied show
is boring

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:14:50 +0000

Buy nawt Gnu Pattees.
Dem nawt tayst so gud.

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:10:19 +0000

stomp ur little foot and demand dat da wevur cooperate. That should fix it my lady

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:00:48 +0000

Heer yoo go!!

*hans Tidmum a niec pint ob Moosehead Kananadian lager wif liem*

*pores wun fur herselb*

Cheez!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:52:50 +0000

Ohai, beegirl! Yu being nu heer? Welkomings!
.
(psst, if yu cliking awn “Reply to this comment” it will maek it tu thread, so you nawt get lost atta bottom)

By: beegirl

beegirl — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:50:20 +0000

i nohwz, rite?
no gud helmp deez dayz, i swarez

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:47:30 +0000

Yu can coming tu bisit me, ai living there, aifinkso.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:45:28 +0000

Ai’d bee willin to bizzit luna-sea… but onlee as a tourist ( at annipuss)

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:45:08 +0000

Ai cn has sum grapez so yu nawt hab tu wury yur fuzee liddul hed.{{{{{gp}}}}]

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:44:43 +0000

Nah, just obsessededed wif kittehs uv awl kinds.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:43:55 +0000

U berry smart, PK!

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:42:25 +0000

Yur so jenrus. {{{{{LCB}}}}} Boi! ai wisht Anni wud sending sum ub dat rane tu Calfurniss. Gras iz gettingz awl brwon nd ai dunt hab tiem tu goze owt dere tu putz waddur awn it wen ai hab tu plai heer. wut ar deay finking?!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:33:48 +0000

Iz luna-sea a state?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:32:38 +0000

Iz a serval.
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Serval_in_Tanzania.jpg

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:31:12 +0000

Is teh same heer. I grew up wiv old munnie meshuremints. Not forin.
I can has a pint ob lager n lime plz?

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:29:14 +0000

Umms, ai finks he mai bee an ocelot, witch libs n Sowf American contee net. @ nawt second, ai fawt mebee cheeter, butt ainofinkso nao.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:23:40 +0000

Ai mowstlee libbs in state ob cormfushun…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:22:59 +0000

Um, er, well… no. No I doesn’t.

I’m sure teh conyak will killify anything dangerous, anyways.

Whut? Does I want some ciders? Er, no thx. Moar for evrybuddy else.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:22:26 +0000

♪ ai asked her if……………….. ♪

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:21:54 +0000

Kanadia being sorta the same.
Offishuslee, we be awl metrik.
In teh reel lyf, iz kind uv a weerd mix uv liters an inches an pounds and kilometers.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:21:40 +0000

Yep, snow is da PLEH, eggspeshally before Howlowe’en. No want! No want four feet of pleh snow on da Howlowe’en edder!

Gud dat I got warm snorgly kittey to snuggle wid.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:16:22 +0000

We aer suppozd 2 yooze kilometerz – narstee furrin fingz – but we aer rizistin. Teh guvunmint haz juss gibben up tryin 2 maek ebbriwun yooze kilograms fur wayin noms, so we libs in hoep dat we can keap our mylez

By: Tr eva Babin

Tr eva Babin — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:06:07 +0000

big “HUBA “HUBA cat! where u been all my life?

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:03:54 +0000

noo deer LCB… why? I kno i ownly put a bit of cider and conyak and healfy spices… dew u kno sumfin aye dew nawt???

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:00:41 +0000

and nycer.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:56:22 +0000

Ai lubs mi sum cheezpeeps.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:52:16 +0000

Yu just cannawt find gud help ennywhere these days.
Phlonquais finking they can having lyfs uv their own! Onestlee!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:50:44 +0000

Is that why they still uses teh miles in teh TTI?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:49:58 +0000

Thx! Normly I wuld has my phlonquais lift if 4 me but he is off lollypigging around somewhares.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:48:24 +0000

LCB! Taht waying moar tahn 10 pounds! Yu will hurting yurself!
Heer, ai kary it fur yu.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:46:27 +0000

While u is waiting for teh next presentation-giver to set up, lemme just get this TV outta teh way 4 u.

*YOINK*

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:46:20 +0000

Whom Poe accused ov plagirarizing Elias Lönnrot’s compilayshun ov Finnish nashunal epik, the Kalevala. The meter werks bedderer in Finnish tan in Ingerlish.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:36:50 +0000

“An dat kunkloodz mah preezentayshun awn wut I wantz tu b wen I groh up.”

“Fank u, Tawmus. Dat wuz veree wel reesurchd. Nao hu wud liek tu go nekst?”

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:36:17 +0000

♪♫The prettiest gurl
Ai eber saw
Wuz sipping ci
Der fru a straw…♪♫

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:31:53 +0000

PdB! U might wanna wait on sipping that cider until we find out whare it came fr–

*spies PdB’s alreddy-sipped-from cider glass*

Erm, nevermind.

*whistles and sauntersawayfast*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:20:31 +0000

Oooh, pleh. Snow befoar Howloleen.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:17:31 +0000

whoa!! wif noms like that yew can stop in n-e-time.
*takes mini pecan pastry*
mffmfm and thank
*sips warm cider*
yew very mffmfmfmuch

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:09:50 +0000

Um, u didn’t by any chance get that warm cider from GP, did u? Just axin.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:06:42 +0000

My naibor’s state is “Hung Over.”

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:04:46 +0000

Ai wuns gotted mistooken fur a toorist bai a fotograffer so Ai towld him dat Ai libbed heer in mai best sowf lundun aksent!

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:01:27 +0000

ohai Janet! *shmoo awna cheek*
* hands over tray wiff warm cider ( spiked) an some pastry*

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:00:05 +0000

Hi ebbreebodee

Waz hopin to sendz awl da cowld wedder to hawt plas, butt alas, it weer nawt to bee. It am now MinneSNOWta.

By: Dana T

Dana T — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:00:03 +0000

LOLZ!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:59:45 +0000

*snerk*

By: Pebble

Pebble — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:59:42 +0000

iz Afrika your naibor state?

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:59:14 +0000

ohai kafleen! ohai ebreewun! juss stropped n tew sillybrate wiff da tawp spot

* passes around basket containing trays ov fresh figs, aple slices, honey soaked mini pecan pastries an roasted almonds*
*Starts a tray of conyak and warm cinimon cider awn da rounds*

Congarats guinness Piggeh!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:59:10 +0000

Ai haz nawt gotted skalez – an hard water iz moar helfee dan water wivowt calsyum init STN.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:57:21 +0000

Ai has a BEEEG button badj dat sez “Ai’m nawt a toorist, Ai libs heer” an Ai ware it sumtiemz wen Ai go into centul Lundun

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:52:04 +0000

Schmooz tu u mai liddlol fren!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:50:14 +0000

Is yu anodder Jermun Cheezpeep?! We has Yvi-kitteh and Upfi in Jermunnee, tehy will be glad to has anodder comp patry hut