And dis mai cusin Jeff
And dis mai cusin Jeff He live in Afrika or sumwere
iz he goin 2 visit u dis weekend?
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‘Spot’ the Kitteh
Congratshumalashunz GP, u beeted me in teh tye!
aww, fankies Anni! awltho issa *heddesk* ADN *faispaw* nawt sekkund, aifinkso!
At leest u din’t juss yell “Furst” liek sum trollz do!
ai nose… ai hadded teh wurst brayne freeze ebber tu! ai wus awl liek “Basement Cat… sumfing TV” oar “Africat! Issa taht yu?” oar “going to bed wib no gushifuds in 3… 2… 1…”
Which being cleber themselfs, silleh piggeh.
Ackshullee is excellent and awesum comment…has sebral punny fassets
too it…
ohai kafleen! ohai ebreewun! juss stropped n tew sillybrate wiff da tawp spot
* passes around basket containing trays ov fresh figs, aple slices, honey soaked mini pecan pastries an roasted almonds*
*Starts a tray of conyak and warm cinimon cider awn da rounds*
Congarats guinness Piggeh!
whoa!! wif noms like that yew can stop in n-e-time.
*takes mini pecan pastry*
mffmfm and thank
*sips warm cider*
yew very mffmfmfmuch
PdB! U might wanna wait on sipping that cider until we find out whare it came fr–
*spies PdB’s alreddy-sipped-from cider glass*
Erm, nevermind.
*whistles and sauntersawayfast*
♪♫The prettiest gurl
Ai eber saw
Wuz sipping ci
Der fru a straw…♪♫
♪ ai asked her if……………….. ♪
May Non, Moan shair amy!! Iz zee grawnd nawt-sekkund!!!
B prowd!! Standink tawl! U b deserbing awl deh ack eau l’aidez tu reigning dwon upon ewe!!
Nawt 2 menshun lemunayde…
*gets owt ombrela*
Iz rayning fings in heer!
It’s bean ranin rane neerlee awl dai heer in Lundun. PLEH!
Yah, heer tu in Untaryo. Pleh, indeed.
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*sigh* Howeber, it nawt rayning anyfing at tihs sekkund, an we needing teh noms, an teh bf say him nawt feeling gud nuff tu go tu store, so
ai gotta go. *sulk*
Ai had 2 go owt fer noms dis mornin an gotted berry wet!
Yuck. Ai bedder go befoar taht happening tu me awn mai way home. Ai be back layter. {{{cheezpeeps}}}
Rainee awl day???? ai thot GP sayed urier teh sun wuz shining – in Birmingham, to be shur – but it IZ Teenee Tinee Ingerland! Isn’t that just down teh rode???
Iz ober 100 myles awai an teh wevver map showd a band uv clowd ober teh souf eest corner uv TTI an teh clowd leeked!
But aren’t they Tenee Tinee Myols???
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Too bad yoo had a leek in yur clowd.
ohai Janet! *shmoo awna cheek*
* hands over tray wiff warm cider ( spiked) an some pastry*
Um, u didn’t by any chance get that warm cider from GP, did u? Just axin.
noo deer LCB… why? I kno i ownly put a bit of cider and conyak and healfy spices… dew u kno sumfin aye dew nawt???
Um, er, well… no. No I doesn’t.
I’m sure teh conyak will killify anything dangerous, anyways.
Whut? Does I want some ciders? Er, no thx. Moar for evrybuddy else.
Yur so jenrus. {{{{{LCB}}}}} Boi! ai wisht Anni wud sending sum ub dat rane tu Calfurniss. Gras iz gettingz awl brwon nd ai dunt hab tiem tu goze owt dere tu putz waddur awn it wen ai hab tu plai heer. wut ar deay finking?!
stomp ur little foot and demand dat da wevur cooperate. That should fix it my lady
Cue teh conga rats fur entranse!
*conga rats dansdans*
* watches teh rats conga by…
hmm… ai has a hongry; whut can wii has fur noms?
African swallow unner glass
Beest sammiches
Crunchy cheezy poofs
D…
Dark choklit cukkkies (oar biskits)
Eggz ala goldenroc
Fronsch Friez
H. . .
Hotbutterdtoste
Ieskreem
Jam
K…
Ham stirz
Ice creemz
Jello
K…..
Kandee korn
Lumpy mashed taterz
Maka roonz
Nommy fudz
OOooooooo. moar nommmy fudz
Popcormz
Q……
quik an EZ pizza rolls
Roastid chikun
spanakopita
tirameesoo
U……
Whut? No G???
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prolly fur teh best, LCB tried to eet Guinness Piggehs inna Blankies teh otter dai!
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Ai can has a shocked adn appalled? Aifinkso, yesh!
How ’bout G for that Grudge u is carrying?
U shud beez teh careful; u’ll gets a hernia.
* puts grudge back in it’s box…
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otay, yu can has forgibness… iffn ai can has a xtra 10 minnit brake? Mick gabe me awl sorts ob jobs wen yu was inna horse piddle, yu no?
Well, I is outta teh horspital now. And BTW, wasn’t u sposed to come ftech me? I hadda take a train and a bus and a taxi and a llama and another bus. And that was just to get to teh lobby of teh horspital.
ai canut be helded responsibubble fur user error, nao can ai?
Yes u can. No drop whutever it was Mick wanted u to do and come over here and floof my pillyos! And get me some moar applol juice!
* mutters: ai’ll floof her pillols…
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huh? oh, Applol joose – rite away, LCB!
Hay, why u is going into teh baffroom wif that empty glass?
oh… no reesun… yu juss taek yur medicine adn be quiet. yur storees will be on soon
Well, hurry up. Then come back here and press teh button on teh remote i is holding.
otay, heer is yur applol joose – still warm, juss hao yu liek it…
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* floofs pillols
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huh? whut? oh, yu want dem unner yur hed? nawt pressed into yur fais? ai see…
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Mick sais he wants tu watch VH1 Classic so yu’ll have to catch teh knitting channel anudder thyme, otay?
*struggles under pillyos on face*
*waves arms wildly*
*knocks glass of still-warm applol juise just how I likes it all over GP*
EW EW EW!
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nao lukk waht yu did! it splashed awl ober yur Hallolween costoom tu!
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huh? oh… taht’s yur outfit fur werk tomorrow? is nyce…
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* backs out of room
Vry funny.
I no has to go to werk tomorrow. I gets one moar day of post-op restification.
So u will has to do my job along wif urs. U can wares teh outfit all splashed all over wif still-warm applol juise just how I likes it.
Oh, and:
STN
* contented sigh *
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Ah, glad to has yu back, LCB!
Itz timez like deze dat i reeeeeeeeleeeeee miss deh commint burgerz. U guisez shud habbing lebentee burgerz fur diz!!!!
fankies cween… awltho, den ai wud has to much dem up fur her!
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OMCC – can a lolpig nawt get anee peas?
Wud u prefering deh nummeee green sweet peas? Oar sum black iid peas wif ham hockz??
mmm… teh mushee pees wib Fish adn Chips bai teh see syde plzthx
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nao, LCB ai has tu go… Mick has got yur medicine, keep taht blankie ober yur nees adn ai’ll check on yu agen tomorrow, otay?
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{{{Cheezfrends}}}
Schmooz tu u mai liddlol fren!!
Ai lubs mi sum cheezpeeps.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oooh, I knoes:
Gnu Potatoes
wypes ohhf gruudge own mahtt.. heyrz brehd wif gelynne fer yer deefencivnuss.
Buy nawt Gnu Pattees.
Dem nawt tayst so gud.
Ai cn has sum grapez so yu nawt hab tu wury yur fuzee liddul hed.{{{{{gp}}}}]
Still waring teh cyoot red CHRGs (woit)!
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Way to go, clever liddle Piggeh!
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But tell mee – ai think we awl wants to know! Iz there sumthing in teh air – in Birmingham, taht maeks peeple frum threre offen funnier tnah else where??
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Teh amaizing SJ (aka Martoonie) groo up tyere, charming yung Jimmba still lives there – an ov corse teh wun an awnlee majikul gibbocat groo up there too! Must be SUMthing? Forse l’eau??
At teh risk uv bein labeld a rottin lunduner, Ai’d sai dat u haz 2 hab a sens uv hyoomer 2 surbibe in Brum….. (but Ai’z ownlee joakin!)
* applies “Rottin Lundunder” badge to Anni’s jacket
*snkr* *LOL!! ROFL!!
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A fashun staytemint! Nao EBREEwun will want wun!!
Ai has a BEEEG button badj dat sez “Ai’m nawt a toorist, Ai libs heer” an Ai ware it sumtiemz wen Ai go into centul Lundun
*snerk*
Ai wuns gotted mistooken fur a toorist bai a fotograffer so Ai towld him dat Ai libbed heer in mai best sowf lundun aksent!
Hmm… mebbeh is teh water, wii gets eet awl teh wai frum Wales adn issa berry berry nyce. Nawt liek rest ob teh TTI which has teh Pleh limescale – do not want!
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issa nyce tu be gud at sumfing fur a change! Wii Brummies arr nawt so gud at mush else, aifinkso!
AH!! Welsh Water! Ov corse! Duz it sing, too??
Yesh, it gurgles wen it comes outta teh tap!
♪Mewsik ♫ to yur eers – AND a refreshing beveraj! Win win awl around!
Yesh, yesh. Ob corse, teh Rottin Lunduners has teh Pleh Pleh Pleh limey scaley water… issa a lawwwwwwwwng wai frum byootimuss Birmingham tu scaley London
Ai haz nawt gotted skalez – an hard water iz moar helfee dan water wivowt calsyum init STN.
Singing wadderz??? I kums frum Minnee Soda adn dhere b deh Minee HaHa witch b deh Laffing Wadderz. Awlmost deh same thing.
An sumtaims water can eben tawk!!
As the sound of far-off waters,
Falling into deep abysses,
Warning, chiding, spake in this wise :
“O my children! my poor children!
Listen to the words of wisdom,
Listen to the words of warning,
From the lips of the Great Spirit,
From the Master of Life, who made you!
wow…dat…is…teh…awsum…
Longfellow???
Whom Poe accused ov plagirarizing Elias Lönnrot’s compilayshun ov Finnish nashunal epik, the Kalevala. The meter werks bedderer in Finnish tan in Ingerlish.
Is that why they still uses teh miles in teh TTI?
We aer suppozd 2 yooze kilometerz – narstee furrin fingz – but we aer rizistin. Teh guvunmint haz juss gibben up tryin 2 maek ebbriwun yooze kilograms fur wayin noms, so we libs in hoep dat we can keap our mylez
Kanadia being sorta the same.
Offishuslee, we be awl metrik.
In teh reel lyf, iz kind uv a weerd mix uv liters an inches an pounds and kilometers.
Is teh same heer. I grew up wiv old munnie meshuremints. Not forin.
I can has a pint ob lager n lime plz?
Heer yoo go!!
*hans Tidmum a niec pint ob Moosehead Kananadian lager wif liem*
*pores wun fur herselb*
Cheez!
Ai hazn’t meeted him tho
But wii emayoz awl deh tiemz.
Emeows. Hee! *runsawaywifkwikness*
LOLZ!
*sniff*
e3w40errrrr * aim nawt sure wut its meens, but teh mussage at teh beginin heer is frum mai Tammeh tu Janet. Ai fink she wus upset tu c yu had teh sad
hence teh sekrit mussage tu cheer yu upz
Moar intresting tahn most famblee home moovies!
An prittyer dan mennee relatibz Ai haz noed….
Hm, this being troo…
and nycer.
Awww…such a pretty servlol!
well, we iz mebbe half cuzins elebenty tymes remuuved.
German spelling of Afrika for the win!
Is yu anodder Jermun Cheezpeep?! We has Yvi-kitteh and Upfi in Jermunnee, tehy will be glad to has anodder comp patry hut
Yeah he mah cuzin!
He kin chases u daon….AN EETS U!!!
yeah… mah famblee BAD!!!
*saunters to fud bowl to eet toona opined by hoomin*
*quakes in my boots*
(from laffters, but donut tells teh kitteh this)
Nonono. himz self esteemz wud be shattrded.
“Iz jus a domestik kitteh wih no ‘posables fumbs!”
“CURTHE U WYLD KITTEH!!”
*rayses kitteh fist in air, goes and tears up toilet paper in a fit of rebeliousness*
Um, is it rly a fist if u no has posable thumb?
lol…… u rite!
Hmmmm wut cud it bees?…..
A fistee type gesturr.
Iz no serval errur thare!
Teh big spotteh kitteh is a lynx, dey dont live in teh Afrika!
Umms, ai finks he mai bee an ocelot, witch libs n Sowf American contee net. @ nawt second, ai fawt mebee cheeter, butt ainofinkso nao.
Iz a serval.
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U berry smart, PK!
Nah, just obsessededed wif kittehs uv awl kinds.
Is taht teh Magik Skreen from Caturday Nite Live?
Gud nite tu alla cheezers! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
iz Afrika your naibor state?
My naibor’s state is “Hung Over.”
Ai mowstlee libbs in state ob cormfushun…
Iz luna-sea a state?
Ai’d bee willin to bizzit luna-sea… but onlee as a tourist (
at annipuss)
Yu can coming tu bisit me, ai living there, aifinkso.
Hi ebbreebodee
Waz hopin to sendz awl da cowld wedder to hawt plas, butt alas, it weer nawt to bee. It am now MinneSNOWta.
Oooh, pleh. Snow befoar Howloleen.
Yep, snow is da PLEH, eggspeshally before Howlowe’en. No want! No want four feet of pleh snow on da Howlowe’en edder!
Gud dat I got warm snorgly kittey to snuggle wid.
“An dat kunkloodz mah preezentayshun awn wut I wantz tu b wen I groh up.”
“Fank u, Tawmus. Dat wuz veree wel reesurchd. Nao hu wud liek tu go nekst?”
While u is waiting for teh next presentation-giver to set up, lemme just get this TV outta teh way 4 u.
*YOINK*
LCB! Taht waying moar tahn 10 pounds! Yu will hurting yurself!
Heer, ai kary it fur yu.
Thx! Normly I wuld has my phlonquais lift if 4 me but he is off lollypigging around somewhares.
Yu just cannawt find gud help ennywhere these days.
Phlonquais finking they can having lyfs uv their own! Onestlee!
big “HUBA “HUBA cat! where u been all my life?
i nohwz, rite?
no gud helmp deez dayz, i swarez
Ohai, beegirl! Yu being nu heer? Welkomings!
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boring slied show
is boring