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belleh stripe!! belleh stripe!!!
Tiklol deh belleh stripe!!
I had mii a tuxee dat luved tu showing off her belleh stripe!! And I luved tu tikklol it. But she luved tu showing mii deh pointy endz wen she got tikklolld!! It wuz a game wii played. If she saw mii kumming and rolled over so i kudn’t tikklol her, seh wun. If I tikklolled her, she clawd mii adn she wun. U kin neber win wen u play kitteh gamez…. THE KITTEH AWLWAYZ WINZ!!!! (dis b da primary rule uv kat.)
I had a tuxee gurrl name Tootsie.
She liveded to 24!!
24!!!!!!
She was varee varee plaiful an kinda meen summatiems(hissee spitee bitey faor noooo reson but I lubbed herz VAREE MUSH!!)
She wuz still killin cwitturz ’till she was 21-22.
noooo tuchin teh bellee tho….evah!!!!!
She hadda moostashe.. a lil whyte one.
She were puuuurfick!!
Sowndz bery much like deh Muffin. Hur nikname wuz deh Queen-Bitch. She kud b berry luvving. Adn den she kud explodeing wif deh hissez adn bitez instintlee. She awlso luvd tu sitting on deh end tablol under deh reeding lamp and lamp bathe…..tipping hur hed up tu faising deh lite…..skwinching hur iiz klosed…. I lubbed mai Muffee….eben tho she had deh meenessez.
Comin in fast fur teh snorguhl an teh tikkuhlz!
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*stikz owt foot.
*jmuhj twipz adn fallingz down.
SPLAT!!!
*wokz away wisst ling.
oh duh caysons goes marshin along……………..duh duh
duh duh duh
duh
duh
duh
In a Star Warz mud todai… axkelirite to snorglol speed…
May der splort be wib yu.
Artoo? Let teh kitteh winz. I wunder if C3PO speeks LOLkat.
Laik a sekkund language tew him. Member, he speaks obber six milliun languages.
HAR! AI MADE MAH ABBATAR! Naow Ai has to maek teh bloo letturz, but not too-nite. Ai am tai-red an’ ai’m taikin’ a noo drug an’ it maeks meh sleeeeeph. An Ai still haz to maek teh bed and put up teh dinners. An’ shoo Mz. Bitsy orf teh top of mah monitor.
Yay, I has a happitail fur yew. Nite nite!
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Belleh strype!!!!!
YAY cweenmj! Happi nawt 2nd!
Mah Buddy has “unzipped pants” belleh striip. n lubs belleh snorgles…
U soooooooooo lukky tu b ablol tu du deh belleh snorglol wif owt getting deh pointy endz imbedded in deh hed.
Mai Trick-bratkitteh lyks tummeh-rubs when him’s in a sleepy cuddly kind uv mood. Ai cannawt resist that lil bit uv whyte along that black tummeh. Oar teh white strype along my tabbeh Loki’s tummeh. Ai iz helpless befoar teh tummeh stripes! Iz mai sekrit weekness! Along wif dark paw-pads an kittehs luking at me upside-daon, ennyway.
Am dere anee wai fur meh to shoo piktur uv mah Buddy kitteh awn him bak, hopin fur belleh snorgles?
Yu cud making a cheez profile. That having lots uv cool uses. Go up to top and click awn “Register”.
Up on deh top uv deh page dere b a brown bar. klik ware it b saying Register. filling owt deh info dey b asking fur. Dat will giving u profile. Den u kin uploading pixorz.
Otay, dund3d! Aneebodee kan seez mah Buddy wantin belleh snorgles! An tanx fur da infos!
*giglol* We needing the linkee! Also, yu mite wanting tu make yur name having teh blooness, so peeps can be frens and stuffs. Fur how-to, clickee awn teh cween’s name an luk fur teh ICHC helperz.
Ai is twyin fur da blooness… Awnest!
Am ai bloo yet?
Otay, dis bloo nez haz “fail”… Ai donut noes wut ai’m doon rong, butt eet nawt werkin fer meh, eben afta ai rejister an gibs my webpaj url to da pro vile gawds.
Y mai nam nawt blue? Ken aneebodee sea da pix uv Buddy?
ya gotta log in
Ai did lawg in
it may be one of those WP neener neener neener things then
Well, den… I juss fines annudder wai tu due dis!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-BuddyDitzmores_mom/
oooh! snorgly belleh!!
Iz diffrince frum lawged intu WP and lawged intu cheez profile, aifinkso… Duz yu seeing a place fur a URL?
yesh, pk is rite………. yew needs wordpress.com account an logs in der….
Yepyep… Ai did… and put eet in… butt nawt bloo
Bloo, aifinkso! *happi dansndans*
Congarats on getting bloo name to werks, BD’sMom
yew are next, MCA??? we like nooo blooos…….means noo frens!!!
But mai blooness is not werking naow.
I iz loggered into both ICHC and Werdprass.
Maybee it will werk after a wyle.
hmmmmmm yer pikshur is showin……. ushully bof atta sayme time. maybe accidently got unlogged at wp? happens tew me alla time
oh ai haz a stoopie………. we iz alreddy frens…… mai memry, ai cannot find it now
Well, what I did was put the URL for my profile paj where it says URI when I iz posting comment…
U gots to log into teh WordPress to get ur bloo name. If u log into ur profile on ICHC it’s not teh same thing.
ohai LCB, dis nebber fails tew cormfuze folks……….
yew gets wun moar day ob teh RnR? teh phlonquai (sp) will be waitin on yew paw n hoof?
I’ll be waiting on him to wait on me, moar likely!
hmmmmmmmmm yew mite needz t’werk on gettin bakup, aifinkso
Mabye they can FedEx my Bolivian monkeys.
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An wile ai am heer, ai will doo a Qwiik Step fur yoo to cerery brayte yur wundermaus Fur VEst frum Last!!
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*step step step (veree qwiklee!)
*hop hop hop (reelee fast)
*hippitee step hop hippitee step hop (faster tahn litening!!)v Whooo Hoooo!!
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*puff puff puff*
An nao – if yoo pleez – mai ai hav a choklit martooniee??
Oh dat wuz byootee fullz!!
*handz Janet a purrfect chokklit martoonee*
*Klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
Whiplolsh!
Snerk!!
concatz on ur nawt-sekkund, cweenmj! What doo u wantz 4 drinkses n danses? (I tinks dat’s how it works? idk)
oopsies, dat wuz supposed 2 go underneath cweenmj’s comment.
W00t!!! w00t!!! I hazn’t hadding a nawt-sekkund in agez!!!! I finkso, in onner uv deh tuxee wii needz a fred a stair adn ginger rogerz number tu dansing tu. Adn az fur drinkz, mai faborite— chokklit martooneez!!!
*waltzee walztee*
*foxytrotz wif martoonie in handz*
Peel me a gwape daer…….
hokay Melissa, heer iz yor gwape, all peeld! Congaratshoelaces to cweenmj on yet anuvver nawt-seccund! Just bee kareful nawt too drink tee many martoonies, k? U DO NOT WANT get sikked…
I used 2 has a tuxee kitteh, him name were Tuxedo. But he wif Ceelin Cat now after long happy kitteh life. *sigh* I misses hims… He were boss kitteh of nayborhud, all other kittehs was ‘fraidy kats of hims.
A (pawz)
wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free,
wun, tow, free,
Spiiin adn dip!!
Cute little white socks!
A snorgle waatin tew hapen.
Tew hoo?
Teh kitteh o teh gerllie? =P
Hay! Lady! Can’t u read? Teh sine sez “Do Not Snorgle”!
Yup – snorglin kittehz wif teh whiplolsh cud b berry danjrus.
And if u doesn’t has teh whiplolsh when u starts, u will by teh times u is done.
*nods knowingly*
OW! Whiplolsh!
Leest it dozen usually smoke wen u gitz it.
*laffs*
OW!
*laffs moar*
*koff koff*
*waves away whiplolsh smoke*
would ya rather a pernicious earwurn, I just got hit with a good one.
NO!
*covers eers*
*some eersmoke excapes from between fingers*
just as well, this ones a Dooozy.
Doant mind mii, I’m jsut waltzing frew!
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wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free,
wun, tow, free,
Spiiin adn dip!!
if the eersmoke has annyting to do with the “procedure”, you’d best be seein’ the Doctor………….soon.
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*snerkle*
Happee ai maed u laff, butt sowwry it hurt.
Yabbut, laffter is teh bestest medicines, so teh moar I does it teh betterer i will feel, rite?
*laffs*
OW!
*laffs*
OW
*laffter, rinse, repeat*
Wait, wait. Wait. I wanna change that. Make that:
*laffter, wince, repeat*
Yeah, that’s moar betterer.
:snerk:
woof!
Iz irrrsissable temtashun.
HALP! Nawt tickle mawnstaw!
Wayt foar it wayt faor it…..
She’s in she’s in!!! She’s tuchin teh belleh!!!!
*VROOOOOOM*
HAYYYYYY WHERE MAH CAR GOES?!?!
TOONCES STWIKES AGIN………..OMG LOOKKOUWT!!!!!
*Cwash* * leebin teh seen of teh cwime*
yet an otter case of teh stoopy humin falling fer teh plots of our feline overlords. Of coarse, those of us here on ichc can has laff because we are too smart to fall for this kind of trick.
and if any wun has seen mai car or my watch or my laptop, pls let me noes. tnx.
Yoo meen yurr beautimus green Jaguar?? Ai think ai saw it going past heer a bit ago – an a beeg floofee oranj kiitteh wuz draiving an laffing laik crazee!!
‘Skewze mii, I b waltzing frew!!
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wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free,
wun, tow, free,
Spiiin adn dip!!
wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free.
Wii seaz dat! LMAO
pwoof pawsitib dat teh Cween duz nawt cutnpayste!!
hah!! just as ai suspected. teh ornj wuns are poyzon, and devious. gotta waches out for them.
only the ornj mauses…the ornj kittehz onlee poyszin if yew eetz dem.
luuks liek owr Dragon kitteh – ai wuld nawt trii tew tuch hiz belleh tho, he b berry quik wif hiz pointy ends – belleh snorgle, he sayz “do nawt want!!”
Ah wuz reserchen vacayshuns in Souf Americat and wuz readin about monkey carjackin threat in Bolivia, teh little capuchin monkeys has learnt to work in teamz, they hides and puts 1 monkey by side of teh road and wen teh tourists in teh rental cars seez them they goes “OMG it is teh TOTALLY CUTE MONKEY” and they gets out of teh car to look at it. Then teh monkey thief team runs into teh open windos or open doors of teh car and steelz food, shiny things, anything they can find.
Maybe they taut teh kittehs?
*reads story wif interest*
*rites a letter of inquiry to Bolivia Byooreau of Monkey Exportations*
*gasp* Yu wud nawt replaysing GP, wud yu? Oh, teh hyuj manatee!
Well, that wasn’t whut I was thinking of, but now that u menshun it…
*strokes chin thotfully*
*realizes I is stroking prysma-kittehs chin insted*
*keeps doin it anyways*
PK……run she’s after yer boifren’s chin-wig!!!
*purrrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRR*
innybuddy needs sum twizzers?? jus askin…
*falls asleep*
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Akshully, wanders off tu bed. Night awl! {{{cheezpeeps}}}
Hay! U forgot ur chin!
hopefulleee herz duzznt haz a nudder wun!!!
G’nite!!
{{{{PK}}}}
Kitteh be jsut sunnen self, dat all. Kitteh innocent, how dat face be guilty??
cweenmj, mai naem, it be blu! I dided it, I did I did! I proud granny now!
Mama Cat waves at ebryun.
I sorry if nawt talk rit, iz be doing dut engrish in college, munny yrz go, hard hard 2 nawt core… corc…corra… fix it.
Iz nawt ryte oar rong lolspeak, ebrywun duz it difrintlee!
Yayness awn yur blooness!!!
Yay!!! I duz a speshul dantz fur u!!
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wun, tow, free, twurl,
wun, two, free, spiiiiiiiiin,
wun, tow, free, twrul,
Spiiin adn spiin adn spin adn dip!!
Mawm kitteh uzd tew sai dat ai nawt haz tew spin tew b dizzee!
WHERE iz Phillipe??? He usually haz a speshul peese ov mewsik fur ten noo bloo peeple.
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Purrhaps he’s gonna drop in again.
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In teh meenwile, yay fur yoo!! Ai traid fur weeks an weeks to turn bloo! lolcatburglar finallee halped me do it! Mai lak ov pewter skillz – let me show yoo tehm
awwwwwww now j-pak,,,, ai haz tew argue wif yew heeer. yew am turnin into teh tekno-geek!!!
Deer jamamakitty! Yoo ar kindness itself – an tis troo, ai hav moar tekno-geeky skillz tahn ai did – but THAT wuz starting frum ZERO!! Duzzn’t take much to be moar!
aifinkso dats teh wai we awl lerns……… jus wun fing atta time an pritty soon yer goin like, oh wow man, ai iz tekno geek!!!! LOL
ai shur wish yew libbed closer cuz we is habbin a *fromage a trois* cheezmeet dis weekend in skeattle…. finely!!!
Maybee sumday ai can come! Twud bee lots ov fun, ai just noe it!!
well, sins ai cannot has a retired yet ai goes tew bed………..5 o’clock AM is teh pleh
ai hopeso yer fyreplace/heater werks gud……. ai sees sum cold wether bak there on teh noooos…….. snurgle wif yer bebbehs………ai will seez yew online tewmorrow
yay – hay fer MamaCat. JCH4K wuz right. Becuz yew has become bloo, you kwalifies for teh special award, and a performance of a relevantly bloo piece of myoosical entertainment. Hmmm. Lettuce see.
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how about this?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWP6aYwi5M
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enjoy!!
Dis butter?
yay, yew iz bloooooooooooo!!!
*happi dans dans* Fank u ebbreebodee!
Welkum tu snorggle Buddy kitteh tummeh! (Ai noes, hard to doo in cyber, butt ur welkum too aneewai
Note tu Tidmum: ware ur CHRG wen u go tu Buddy Ditzmores momz profile. Deree b a verry fluufee belleh!!!!
It iz, it iz!!!! Berry floofeh an adorabul!!!!
*beaming* He iz mah berry floofie kitteh! He LUBS attenshuns, and belleh rubbinz. Him awmos 12 yrs awld, an still da flirt!
w00t!! we has nawt wun but 2 outbreaks of teh blooness tonite. Sawry that ai have beenlate in getting here, but yew also gets teh appropriyateloly bloo myoosical selection.
letz see
*rummage rummage rummage*
here we goes!! definitely bloo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIstkuso98
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so fisty cated, too.
So fisty cated??? Ai wish ai cud lissen rite nao – but Salleh iz heer visiting mee rite nao – she cayme to halp me do – things! Izzn’t taht nice??? Mai gudness, but she iz a hard werker!! An she’s got “Buffalo Springfield” playing rite nao – an ai think it mite clash!
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LOL!! An hao fisty cayted wuz it??
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It wuz SOOOOO fisty cated that it. . .
Awlmost wudn’t tawk to mee
Bought sum reelee spensive clothes
Cud out Eest-Coast-Elite enebuddee
D. . .
Blooness!!!!! W00t!! *dansdansdans*
it’s blue as a blue-thing on a blue day.
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c’ngrats
parkay
butter
W00t!! w00t!!! yoo b bloo!!! adn Buddy b deh snorgulishus kitteh-boi!!!
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Spiiin adn spiin adn spiiiiin adn adn spiin adn spiin adn spiin adn fawl down!!!
Mama Cat dance in her chair, waving caen round, oops, srry, not mean hit no one, I be caerfuller now, dis be mai chair dancy, I no dance on bad leggy, but chair dancy I do!
dance dance, spin in chair, spin spin, wave cane…
don’t wurry ’bout it, already got hit inna head today……….twice.
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doubt I’ll notice any extra knots onna knoggin
Srry bout head, knoggins soemtimz git in way of tings. I haz a sad but iz butter now, liek to dancy dancy. Nawt hit on knoggin no moer, I pwomis!
today is the last of seven shows inna row, sooo tired that well, here:
*klong*
Dude…..ya all-right, that just hit ya in the head.
Did it?
Yeah
Wow………..did it hurt?
It was your head……you tell…….mebbe ya better go sit down for a minute.
Dyoo get sum taim off nao??
a whole rip-roaring day and a half, all in which to do the ellebenty errands I must do.
annywaise, dance yer pance awf, iffen yer so inclined.
Oh hai Dan, Joining mii in a danz??
Oh, ur tired?? datz ok. it b deh slow danz.
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wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free, *danzee owt deh door
wun, tow, free, *lukking up at deh starz
wun, two, free, fore, fibe, six, seben ate, nine, ten, lebenty, twelbitee, firteenz firtteenz, …….
But Mama Cat! Yoo ar heer in cybur spayce! Yoo can danse awl yoo want!
Laik the rest ov us!!
Fank u fur dans dans butt donut hurt urslf, cweenmj!
**Sitz up slowlee.
Wooooo. deh ruuum still b spinnning. i just sit heer a wyle sipn martooneez. sip, sipn, sipn, sipn, sipn.
Ja eber notiss dat spin and sipn b ana gramz.
(not tu bee kunfuuzed wif annaz gram.)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
sipn, sipn, sipn, sipn.
Karful wid da sipn, two… dat kan awlso maak rum spinz.
An be welkum two bee mah cheezfren, two!
Ai liiks happi plas heer.
I rekwestinged ur frendliness now. I thot I diding it wen i lukkinged at Buddy. must have gotten distrakted bai awl deh floof.
Yesh, da floofieness of da Buddy kitteh is legendairee!
*brings sawft cashmeer blankie – raps it around cweenmj*
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Ai think yoo maybee better just sit there fun a liddle wile.
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*klinkee glass wif teh sumwaht dizzee cweenmm*
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Thanikz fur teh yummee choklit martooniew!! CHEEZ!!
Tank u prysma kitteh, I haz a tech kitteh ob mai own, he turned deh tirty dis year, he sez to nawt try puter stuff wif him not heer, cawse I breksie stuff. He rite soem ob teh timz, but dis tiem I didz it meself! I iz teh pwoud granny, I iz I iz, lol!
We iz can haz party, to celebrate all bluness? I haz teh tea, maed wit own growed mintz and own growed lavendar, and own growed lemony thymes, good good tea.
an Ai haz fresh bakeded bweed dat I can cutz wen nawt sooo hawt!
I haz a sad, must go back to workie now, niec Cha Cha peepz givz many jobz, I haz a jobz now, can workie gan, not workie long long tiem, gud tu getz teh moniez, to bai gushyfud and utter tings. I be seein u awl bery soon gain. Kthxbai.
*floffee pawz wavez bai-bai!
{{{Mama Cat}}}
Wall, Buddy kitteh wantz IRL snorgles… bai 4 nao!
I’d liek ta know hoo the gurl is. She haz a cute. I’d rubz her tummee insteadz!
the cat looks so much like my cat!!!
black and white and crazy LoL
LUV CATS!!
IS IT ME OR DOES THAT CAT HAVE 5 LEGS??
YOU HAS 5 LEGS???
Nice GTI!
That must be the cat of that crazy car woman from youtube…
Meow
you look lik u r sad ahhhh halp me i no mean to offend u!
-phoebe -colarado
May I haz dis waltz?
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wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free,
wun, tow, free,
Spiiin adn dip!!
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Woot!!!! I b waltzing wif McCain!!!!
ohai, cween, yu beingz kerful hoo yu dansing wif. ai fawt we nawt habbing da rifrafz in heer.
yew fink herz dansin wif mccain cuz dat is onleeee how high himz can count??
Nawt tu b tawking dis pair ijenglee bowt deh Senator. He dansez wunderfullee. Dat b awl dat madderz rite now.
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wun, two, free,
wun, tow, free,
wun, tow, free,
Spiiin adn dip!!
gud fing, aifinkso, nods knowingleeeeeeeeee