Comments on: wut u meen iz nat fud?

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:19:13 +0000

(eyz widen in admr addmys ad myre amazed at de cleberniss ob awl whu be riten hear)

By: paco

paco — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:34:56 +0000

wats ‘fud’ mean?

By: Gvhy

Gvhy — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:00:28 +0000

I also failz at de kittehspeak, dis be English too.

I’m so glad you’ve said that it’s your kitten. Because it looks identical to mine – she even has a scar on her head in exactly the place that there’s something on Russ’s head. I was wondering if my neighbours had been introducing her to their g/pigs…

Sounds paranoid, but when my dearly departed kitty of years ago went missing I flyered the neighbourhood and went door to door, and everybody knew her and several people were feeding her.

By: kara

kara — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:01:23 +0000

Iz food! Iz ginnee porks!

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:21:44 +0000

Thanks for the thumbs 2M.
The kitten has disappeared at some point.
I still can’t help myself thinking the poor guy met his CC while hunting a goggie or otherwise large game.

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:56:53 +0000

Teh veggies can nut appwesi ate teh kittehs work!

By: 2minions

2minions — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:48:08 +0000

*snerk*

By: 2minions

2minions — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:47:08 +0000

Wow – ossim story! Ai nebber knoo kittens cud hunt dat gud! Ai has teh akwaintence ov a grownup kitteh wif 3 legs dat cud ketch a full-size rabbit an bring it bak to howse. Sad, rly – teh hoomins in teh howse was awl vegemitarians! Butt ai givs big fums up (becuz ai has fums) to ur kitten, BusinessCatSuit.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:35:53 +0000

*comes crawlin’ out from lumber rack* caff-caff, did summone say onion rings? I gotta heineken to share for a portion of onion rings.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:30:33 +0000

HAPPEE DANZ!! happee dans! HAPPEE DANS!!
W00t!! w00t!!

By: beevils

beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:27:52 +0000

I GOTS IT!!! see dat! I AM BLOO!! YEEEEE HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Ai’z well bloo!!! BLOO I TELLS YEW.Frens welcum!! Mite hav a partee nao. Doen noes who wif, kitteh an boifrend ar sleepins on der soafa, I eats boifrends onion rings being as he won’t wunt dem den…. dats my partee !!

By: beevils

beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:23:58 +0000

CheeRz, I dun it, I finkso annewai, yew moast helpfils wiv dis. Lots of informashuns der, but i fink i gots it…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:08:25 +0000

Ohhai beevils!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! wii b lubbing ower noobeez heer. Deh onlyest rulle b tu playing nies.
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I haz deh helperz fur peepz wanting tu turning bloo and uzzer inneresting fingz. Deh majik uv deh ICHC b splaininged here:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Cheez!

By: Beevils

Beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:34:11 +0000

He is lukee I nawt maek noo wun, and gives hims 2 der nawty kittehs home!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:33:24 +0000

Yes K2J dats eggzaktly rite! Fanks fer playin.

By: Beevils

Beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:30:02 +0000

Hellaw too yew too!! I wud leik 2 be frends, that wud maek wun moor frend 4 meh, wud b berry nyce indeeds! sew I wunt 2 tern bloo nao, hao duz that hapun? yews b Sparkies MOM sew yew’d be frum teh Yew Ess? IFINKSO!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:18:54 +0000

U meens Hammy nawt iz wut iz inna hammy sammich?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:03:43 +0000

*pownses shirley fur a purring kitteh-hug, Tiger-syzed*
*misses cuz she gonned*
Drat!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:59:35 +0000

Woohoo! Yur bak! Teh Big Cheezeseses wer awn tuther dai – tehy promissed tehy wer sortin teh stoopy “Whoel site brakes wen yu hit 2 hunnert comets” tingy, AND wer bringin bak teh votin bergers! Woohoo!

By: shirley66

shirley66 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:56:13 +0000

::eyez glow wide frum teh shadows::
::closes eyez::
::dis-ape-ears bak intu teh ether::

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:35:42 +0000

Wii iz budz an ai lets yu yewz mai littuhrboks.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:32:57 +0000

Her wuzn’t a noktypus wen Ai meetid her, so unless her haz growed sum eggstra armz sise den…..

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:32:47 +0000

my kitteh tiger alwayz liked to drink owt ob my water glass. didn’t like himz water dish, only drinked owt ob teh swimmy pool, teh toylet, an my water glass. if teh water in teh glass wuz too low him wuld stik himz hed all teh way down in it an get stukkd. tehn wuld spill all teh water wen him gotted unstukkd.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:29:15 +0000

kittehs kan be pretty ambishus. we haz harris hawks, a small variety ob hawk, nestin in owr nayborhood. tehy too small to carry off a full-growd kitteh. wun day wun ob teh hawks made a low pass ober owr bakyard an owr kitteh tiger made a leep for him. almost catched him, too! tehn teh hawk maded an eben lower pass ober teh yard, right ober tiger, to teech him a lesson. tiger decided taht wuld be a gud time to hide behind my hubby’s feets and dont moov anymore.

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:12:01 +0000

yah it iz berry nice 2 b awn msg bored witout meen pplz. And dun worry, I still getting used 2 typing in lolspeak, too. lol

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:08:39 +0000

Wobbly tings hog (like wobbly kitteh tois?)
X-aminer uv hoomin fudz
Yowling fur fudz (da Siamese kittehs do dat – dey yowl)
Zzzzzzz (as in getting zzzzzz’s awn ur faborite swetter or sumting)

Aihopez ai did dis rite?

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:54:40 +0000

WELCOM, bEEVILS ! Yoo b frm TTI ! (teenytinyingerland) Aifinkso !
oar mayb teeny-ertiny-erscotishfoldishland? happi tew know you !
nao ur heer, yu gotz tew have profile sew yur name goes bloo and we kan awl b fwends !

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:39:51 +0000

But, luk at it this way. When yew sees a pinnegig, it’s over there, and yew is over here, and so yew can has an afraid. But if yew is dresseded as a pinnegig, tehn yew is awn the inside of teh pinnygig, so tehre is nuffing on the outside to be afraid of. Yew could be afraid of yew, but that wud be, well, irrational.
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oh, wait, we were tawking about irrashunal feers. neber mind. ai’ll just share the godiva chwklits and sit here wif you.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:31:26 +0000

Taker fings – into teh lite
User ov nefarious meens
Violator ob heights..
W..

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:25:16 +0000

U has to make a noo kitteh?

By: lisaroxy

lisaroxy — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:15:55 +0000

(Sorry, I failz at de lolspeekz, dis be English)

That’s MY kitteh and piggie! And actually, the darn kitty LOVES to jump in the box and play with the friendly piggies…. and usually they don’t even mind. It’s just that sometimes Russ the kitteh gets a little too enthusiastic, and then they squeal. But lots of times Russ just curls up in their house to take a nap.

By: Beevils

Beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:14:44 +0000

Whai kittehs leik tee I wunner? no leik cawfee tho, but Monkee boi (dats mai kitteh – an dats no ebben iz reel naem i maek noo wuns up awl der tiem) he wunce drinkd summ beer an i wuz nawt happee, mai boifrend thort it waz amayzenglee funnee an sed he will be watcheng der snookers and der futballs on teh telee next, goeng owt 2 der pub an smokeng. Me no thinkso!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:08:17 +0000

{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
hab a lubbly time. Enjoi teh sunnyshine.
is coldandarkanwet heer. *brrrrrrr*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:04:47 +0000

Lol! Mai kalico kitteh duz taht alla time! Oar seh jumps up on teh deks an flops ober an nox teh tee ober an wutta mess! Ai nebber yelling at her, tho – her bees berree snugglee an lubbing (wen she’s nawt growling oar biting mii ).

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:04:21 +0000

yew haz teh gud nite, TM. ai has an outing tew mai IRL frenz hous tew see her nooly instawled hardwud floors an we goes tew lunch an haz a nice walk inna sunshyne!!! woo hooo…….. ai sees yew online layter/tomorrows/wenebber…. naice torturing yew

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:59:03 +0000

hmmmmmmmmm TM is oktypuss?? tries tew magine wut dat luks laik….

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:54:08 +0000

yew iz onna roll tewday MS T.M.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:53:53 +0000

Iz him a man why being a bat awlso? If so, tehn mebbe yu worry. Fur menny reezons.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:53:48 +0000

I’ll gib yoo dat, JK. Dat is kyoot.

By: Beevils

Beevils — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:53:08 +0000

Interesteng observashun dere. Mai mums cat Evils stoled her watch, two rings and a five pownd noat wunce. whai der noat haf no ideea. Mebee she wuntd sum noo toi’z? i finkso, she wuz intoo poakemonzes at der tiem

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:52:44 +0000

an yew has tew admit it is teh cyoooot! lurve dem lil feelers………..

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:52:35 +0000

We cud follow her sugjestun an get her dwunk an fill her hows wif pinnygigs.
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Oar we cud keep eech holding a floofy paw, which aifink meens tidmum has about elebenty paws.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:51:59 +0000

One wud hoap dat teh Mr T.M nebber duz dat for afekshunit gestures.

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:50:26 +0000

whut if u rites abouddem in lolspeek? iz beddur? ai haz a kyurious.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:49:39 +0000

pure eebil, jamamakitty!! But teh Funneh!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:49:35 +0000

ewwwwwwwww, ai cant ‘magine innyfing cumin out ob either end ob teh elefunkle being ob any use tew you!!

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:49:14 +0000

Qwestionable moralz (onlee wiv teh fyremenz tho)
Robbers an cops (ohh, anuvver menz in uniformz!)
Smokin’ … well, nebbermynz …
T…

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:47:58 +0000

Quick getaway artist
Robber of shiny fings
Stealer of stuff
T..

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:44:55 +0000

Oh, an ai wud stay owt ob teh elefunkle house if ai wuz u – wun ob dem has a weewee awn ur hed, an u has awl kinds ob a bad hair day.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:44:03 +0000

wut iz we gunna dew wif yew, TM??? wut is we gunna dew……….