wut u meen iz nat fud?
wut u meen iz nat fud? Iz in a bowl!
mah bowl iz emptee. needz fud.
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smellz liek fud, luks liek fud so IZ fud
I prolly not do dis rite. But concatulashun on nat secundz. uhm, danse tyme now?
Thx fur teh concats! U gotted it rite!
*getz teh disko bawl awt*
Iz dansin tyme!
U dans – Ai’ll watsh! Ai aer 2 tyred 2 dans.
dansin? aneebody sais dansin?
*dans dans dans wiggly dans dans dans wiggly*
ai cud dans awl nite long! ai can has ur dans tew annipuss, u jus rest naow!
*dans dans dans wiggly dans dans dans wiggly*
*dans dans dans wiggly dans dans dans wiggly*
My happee, i show u it!
*dans dans dans… better stop naow, udder wunt to dans tew*
fanks for dah dansin shaungrl!
U duded it rite!
Wii awl dansz nao!
*frawns* dis spozed to be w shaungrl post. stoopy sofwaer!
oahi shaungrl, how is u? hasnt seen u inna whyle.
You iz noes in Peru-gp’s be not fud here. GP R squeeleze gud frendz.
Guiness Piggeh! Is yu awlryt???!!! An LCB – stawp lukkin at hims an likkin yur lips! He’s nawt shyny; leev hims aloen!
Ai fink LCB fynedz Guiness Piggeh 2 yoosful az her minyun 2 eet him
I hopez so, i wud missing Moan Sewer Le Piggeh Burgular!!
O noes, je would jamais eet le phlonquais de moi.
Il est trop hard to find le good halp these days.
*bad pun alert*
Mai frend has sum flunkies u cud has – she keeps tehm in an apartmint. Tehy are condo minions.
Nice bad flunkie pun. But I’m not gonna gofer it.
taht is vole-iant uv yoo.
Iz too kyoot to be eatnz
HAPEE CATURDAYZ EBBERBODEZE! Yesh, I shoutz. Was loooooong week and caturday nebber come, almos. goin to get puppeh fud. good to allz. kthxbai.
right back atcha!
*self satisfied smug luk on fais*
Wen u b retired, ebreeday b Caturday!!!!
Yiss, grate izn’t it!
ai can has retired?
kthxbai
Wen u aer owld enuff!
ai can has old enuff?
All it taeks is tiem, Cimbacat.
When has scene tiem enuff, you haz an old enuff.
Durn WP mis-plaiced my commint.
Waz s’posed to go wid deh “when re-tierd, ebbry ay is Caturday” fred.
Iz fishy dis morning, insted uf pinny-giggy.
an wen u be stoo dent, Caturday awlmos nebber kum, eggs ept on borks.
*luks enviously @ cweenmj* luky duk.
Hopez ebbereebody haz wundrmaus Caterday!
Kitteh logik canowt be faulted!! Iz in a bowl……so derfor, mus be fud!!
oya …happie caturday!! 
kbai!! K
*seez funnee lukking mask on grownd*
*Pikz it up and sniffz*
Nope, duznt smell like hyoomer!
*puttingz on deh mask*
LOL-Peepz!! Plz, fur deh luvva Mike!! Kwit putting deh kittehz in deh bawkzez wif deh wild adn vorashuz pinny-gigz!! I kin b seeing no way thet deh helplezz kitteh willingly jumped int2 deh bawkz, I kin onlee conclude sumwun tossinged himz in. Bai himz pose, dis pour kitteh wuz trown in deh bawkz so u freaks kud laffing at it. Plz tu taking keer uv ur Kittehz — deyre only aminlolz!!!
*takez mask off*
Ewww! dat b nasty!!
Oh cween deer. U maek a berry funnee troll!
Deh sad part b, dem b reel care troll commintz frum yesterday!! (wif only slite lol-modifikashunz)
*shakez hed in sadnezz fur deh trollz*
Teh ownlee possibul confushyun Ai can fink uv iz dat teh trolls aer in need uv ferapy – dey haz no sens uv hoomer oar dey wud noe dat dis iz a fun plaes ware we lub awl creecherz – eben trollz!
Yes, wii du lubz ower trollz. dey du making uz think. but sumtymz i think dey haz never seen a real live aktive adult kitteh in akshun!! Dere wuz wun yesterday hoo insisted adult kittehz du nuffin but lay arownd deh howse waiting tu b petted. Mai kittehz wuz full uv spit adn vineegrrrr well into dere teenz. Hunting, playing, leeping, tussling, rampaging frew deh howse, kliming deh treez and shuvving deh bukz offa deh top bukshelf.
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I b thinking deh adult kitteh dat duz nuffin but lay arownd deh howse b sik and deh owner shud b ‘rested fer aminlol abuse fur not taking it tu deh vet!!!
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STN!!
Ai wuz amazied by de wun whoo sayd ebree tyme u taik ur kittehs pic de flash blinds dem buy 2.5%. Iffen dat wer troo seemz lyke ebree kitteh ah eber shared howse rum wif wud bee blind, wich dey wer nawt.
ai finkso that troll wuz just kidding us. but ai’m nawt totally sure.
ai finkso u maybee rite, him wuz jus trine 2 rile uz up & get uz 2 clik awn hiz blog. sillee sillee trollies!
Ѡ Ѡ Ѡ TKW 2 dem!
Oh cweenmj, u is too polite to be a troll. U did nawt cawl us morons or ennyfing. Freaks, admittedly, but ai eggspect at least to be cawled an idiot by a PROPER troll. Nao eggskews me, ai has to go throw a kitteh at sumwun.
OT, ai had lunsh wiv a frend today, an she sed “mai kittehs are wakin me up at five ay em, an ai does nawt no why”. An ai just looked at her, an sed “becaws dey’r kittehs!”. Wuz awbveyuss, ai fortso.
(Sorry, I failz at de lolspeekz, dis be English)
That’s MY kitteh and piggie! And actually, the darn kitty LOVES to jump in the box and play with the friendly piggies…. and usually they don’t even mind. It’s just that sometimes Russ the kitteh gets a little too enthusiastic, and then they squeal. But lots of times Russ just curls up in their house to take a nap.
I also failz at de kittehspeak, dis be English too.
I’m so glad you’ve said that it’s your kitten. Because it looks identical to mine – she even has a scar on her head in exactly the place that there’s something on Russ’s head. I was wondering if my neighbours had been introducing her to their g/pigs…
Sounds paranoid, but when my dearly departed kitty of years ago went missing I flyered the neighbourhood and went door to door, and everybody knew her and several people were feeding her.
pinny gig almos as beeg as kitteh, wud put up kwite a fite afinkso, dey shud bee frends instead. ♥ ♥ ♥
Pinny gigs also has teh pointy endz, so kitteh may hab a fight on hims paws.
Kitteh also outnumbered – ai sees anudder furry butt in teh bottom rite hand corner. Kitteh nawt stoopie enuff to take awn dose odds.
So tehre is! Nao wy shud yu be so kwik to spawt a furry butt?!
well…
um…
I…
You see…
Nope. Can’t fink ob a single response dat won’t get me into moar trubble.
Oof. I was just gonna post about the sekkond piggeh butt. Glad u took teh hit insted of me.
Always glad to be ob serviss.
Liek moast uv teh lols, Ai doan’t fink we aer meened 2 taek dis srsly! Kittehs can be frenz wiv mennee difrunt aminuls iffn dey aer bringed up 2gevver.
yes, ai know, ai jus has a sillee.
*sings*
♫ De pinny gig & de kitteh shud be frends
O de pinny gig & de kitteh shud be frends! ♫
Wun lykes 2 chais a mowse, de udder eets awl de lettus in de howse,
Butt dats no reesun wai dey cain’t bee frends! ♫
*clappity clap clap fuzzypaws* Berry nis sawng bluesfan473! U haz wondrmaus singee bois!
Woo woo woo woot!!! Brava bella, brava!!!
I had a kitten. It was still a tiny one, hardly anything but a baby. Once I’ve found him outside sitting on the skull of the corpse of a full-size rabbit the kitten just killed. The proportions were as if a lion killed an elephant. The kitten already started to skin and eat rabbit’s head. The kitten’s coat was soaking with rabbit’s blood. The kitten was actually roaring wery proudly.
I think this pinny gig would last about five seconds in a fight.
kittehs kan be pretty ambishus. we haz harris hawks, a small variety ob hawk, nestin in owr nayborhood. tehy too small to carry off a full-growd kitteh. wun day wun ob teh hawks made a low pass ober owr bakyard an owr kitteh tiger made a leep for him. almost catched him, too! tehn teh hawk maded an eben lower pass ober teh yard, right ober tiger, to teech him a lesson. tiger decided taht wuld be a gud time to hide behind my hubby’s feets and dont moov anymore.
Wow – ossim story! Ai nebber knoo kittens cud hunt dat gud! Ai has teh akwaintence ov a grownup kitteh wif 3 legs dat cud ketch a full-size rabbit an bring it bak to howse. Sad, rly – teh hoomins in teh howse was awl vegemitarians! Butt ai givs big fums up (becuz ai has fums) to ur kitten, BusinessCatSuit.
Teh veggies can nut appwesi ate teh kittehs work!
Thanks for the thumbs 2M.
The kitten has disappeared at some point.
I still can’t help myself thinking the poor guy met his CC while hunting a goggie or otherwise large game.
Hey ebreewun…tudai iz Star Trek Caturdai ober on Lol Celebs! Wii onlee gits Star Trek wunce a month, an tudai iz teh dai!!
Werl beem me up, Scotty!!!
hoorai! i gots haus to miself so no wun cn stop me bein sekret trekki…!
Nao, u kno it onlee needs teh slitest provocayshun for me to start teh “Star Trekkin” song…
luks lik fud to me!
Hai ebbereebodee!
And conga rats annipuss (dis seems speshallee rite, gibbon da LOLpiktur)
FAIL!……no wait……wrong site…..
*snerk*
I jus playin wif himz mawm!!
Srsly. jus playin.
I has a grounded?
WHIIIIIIII MAWMMMM?!
Meen ol mawma!
naow naow yung kitteh, ai onlee dew dis bekause ai luv u. An beleeve meh, iz much harder awn meh dan it iz awn u, specially wen u uze dat whinee boice!
Ohai! Nawt to play wiv teh pinny gig? Werl, yesh ob corse ai remembers u sayin dat. Ai wud nebber play wiv teh pinny gig. Wut? Dat? DAT’S a pinny gig? No! Rly? My bad.
Pigz iz frends, not fud!
*Tidmum sits qwietly at teh bottum of teh paje waitin for a Cheezpeep to hlod her floofy paw*
They is berry beeutimuss, but ai has a irrational feer ob dem. I doan noe why.
Shakin and feelin a bit nerbuss. I has a shame to say. ..I r afeared ob pinny gigs:shock:
I did steel mahsef an lukked at mai fren Ambercat’s pinny gigs wen ai bissited her howse, but i was qwakin inside
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*Sits an sobs qwietly to seff.*
Donut be teh skeered, tidmum!
U want I should send my phlonquais over to ur house to give u a relaxing massage?
b…b..but int yor phlonquais a .a.. a….*whispers horsely* ..ppp.ppi..pinny gig..?
A little, yeah. But he is totally harmless.
Ok, *mostly* harmless. But teh good nooz is that his latent hostility is directed primarily at me.
But dat can’t be gud, shurley? Habbin a hostile pinny gig bein hostile??
Onlee teh bestestest can handle having a phlonquais lyk taht. Lesser beans can nawt taek it, their own phlonquais haz teh hostility at tehm. Iz sine uv superyoritee, aifinkso.
Is a normal funkshun of adjusting to bein a phlonquais. Even non-pinny-gig phlonquias plot teh unfortnate and early demises of their fabulous bosses.
And quit callin’ me Shurley!
Whut shall I call yoo in sted? Lemme fink..Sound ov cogs and wheels skreechin..*
Oh , I noes,
I shall call you…………..
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Artful Dodger or
Burgloler Extrordinaire or
Cheeky sneakster or
D……
Danjerous Dan (McGroo)
Eggsalant expropriator (of shiny things)
Flim-flam artiste
G…
Grabber Galore
Heist Mistress…..bless you *passes a tisshoo
Investigator ov ‘borrowed’ items
J..
Juggler ov ‘Hot’ pertaters
..well,whut else begins wiv K?
Knicker nikker
Ladder borrower..
M..
Minder ob shinee objecks (udder peepls)
Nawtee remoober ob shinee fings (udder peepls)
Opener ob windows (udder peepls)
Pursuer ob firemens
Q…
Quick getaway artist
Robber of shiny fings
Stealer of stuff
T..
Qwestionable moralz (onlee wiv teh fyremenz tho)
Robbers an cops (ohh, anuvver menz in uniformz!)
Smokin’ … well, nebbermynz …
T…
Taker fings – into teh lite
User ov nefarious meens
Violator ob heights..
W..
Wobbly tings hog (like wobbly kitteh tois?)
X-aminer uv hoomin fudz
Yowling fur fudz (da Siamese kittehs do dat – dey yowl)
Zzzzzzz (as in getting zzzzzz’s awn ur faborite swetter or sumting)
Aihopez ai did dis rite?
Yes K2J dats eggzaktly rite! Fanks fer playin.
::eyez glow wide frum teh shadows::
::closes eyez::
::dis-ape-ears bak intu teh ether::
Woohoo! Yur bak! Teh Big Cheezeseses wer awn tuther dai – tehy promissed tehy wer sortin teh stoopy “Whoel site brakes wen yu hit 2 hunnert comets” tingy, AND wer bringin bak teh votin bergers! Woohoo!
*pownses shirley fur a purring kitteh-hug, Tiger-syzed*
*misses cuz she gonned*
Drat!
ohai Tidmum sweetie, nawt to haz afeerd!!! holds TM’s floofy paw an pulls blankie up ober our laps.
Here is a nice glass ob wine fur yew cuz ai noes it is ebening time fur yew (yes?)
{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}
*snuggles down under blankie sipping nice glass of wine*
I feels a bit bedder now. Fankyew
nuvver glass now??
Oh noes, Tidmum!! Heer, has sum choklit to go wiv dat wine. Wuz u … vile ated by a pinny gig as a child? Iz ok, u is amung frendz. Nobuddy will judge. Ai has an irashunul fear ob elektricity pylons – an ai meen ai cannawt eben rite abowt dem wivout teh hares awn teh back of mai neck standin up.
I see ur prollem: U has bunnies on ur neck.
Fank gudness, sumbuddy sed ai had Bugs.
U mean… everything we says to u is being recorded and lissened to by somebuddy elses?
Dat wud eggsplayn a lawt, ackshully…
(eyz widen in admr addmys ad myre amazed at de cleberniss ob awl whu be riten hear)
Fank Martoonie
*nibbles on chokklit an washes it dow wiv wine.*
whut if u rites abouddem in lolspeek? iz beddur? ai haz a kyurious.
*sits besyde tidmum an taeks ovver floofy paw*
We be heer. Irrational feers be nawt rational, iz nuffing tu be shamed uv. Ai finking yu be berry brayve, tu luuking at Ambercat’s pinny gigs, an tu tell us they making yu scareded.
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Fankyew prysma-kitteh.
*holds paw titely an feels safer*
An if enny pinnygigs coming neer yu, ai can has a fierce an chasing tehm off.
awwww, we awl needz e-chudder!! ai hazza happi
I want to like dem – dey is floofy liddle kreechures. But I juss doan noe whut made me be askeered ob dem.
Poor liddle feengs.Dey has dun me no rong, so I juss has a puzzled ober dis.
*wanders off skritchin hed an finkin an finkin “Why? Why? Dems onlee liddle an small an floofy. I like teh Bats, I like teh Mices an the Hammysters an teh waddits an skwirrlols an awl dem kine ob animules. So Why duz a poor defenseless Pinny gig skeer me?*
yew like bats??? OMG!! yew are a walkin contradikshun!!
I lubs Bats!! When we went to teh Longleat, tehre am a exhibisshun called ‘
‘Old Joes Mine’. Is brillyunt. You can walk froo it an teh bats be flyin awl arownd an they come rite next to you. I lubbed it!! Dems coool kreechures!!
..cept for teh one dat wee-weed on mah hed
A bat weeweed awn yur hed but yu still lyking teh bats, but no pinnygig eber weeweed awn yur hed an pinnygigs be skary?
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Dat IZ an irrashunal feer, yepyep!
wut iz we gunna dew wif yew, TM??? wut is we gunna dew……….
We cud follow her sugjestun an get her dwunk an fill her hows wif pinnygigs.
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Oar we cud keep eech holding a floofy paw, which aifink meens tidmum has about elebenty paws.
hmmmmmmmmm TM is oktypuss?? tries tew magine wut dat luks laik….
Her wuzn’t a noktypus wen Ai meetid her, so unless her haz growed sum eggstra armz sise den…..
ROFL!!! I’m sure it was a geschewr ob affeckshun.
Oh, an ai wud stay owt ob teh elefunkle house if ai wuz u – wun ob dem has a weewee awn ur hed, an u has awl kinds ob a bad hair day.
ewwwwwwwww, ai cant ‘magine innyfing cumin out ob either end ob teh elefunkle being ob any use tew you!!
One wud hoap dat teh Mr T.M nebber duz dat for afekshunit gestures.
Iz him a man why being a bat awlso? If so, tehn mebbe yu worry. Fur menny reezons.
yew iz onna roll tewday MS T.M.
letz trai a nudder glass. yoo will nawt car wut dey ar suun. Ai will still hole yoor floofy paw, tidmum,
Fankyew lindykat. *Klinky… Cheez*..slurrp O.o
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Hey waydamminnit…!!
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Is dis a plot? Is dis teh cheezfrenz tryin to get me dwunk an lullin me into a false sense ov sekyuritee?? feelin awl safe so tehy can fill mah howse wiv pinny giggs ??
is dey owt to get me??? Oh Noes!!!!!
… PASS THE WINERY PLEASE !!! I FINK I’M GONNA NEED IT !!!
We noes wut Tidmum needs to wear for a scary costoom on the Halloween partay!
Noooooooooooooesss!!!
*Klunk*
*opens contayner uv catnip unner tidmum’s nose n wayves it back n forf*
Nice try, pk, but let me try dis – *opens bocks ob godiva choklits an bottlol ob baylees an wayves em under tidmum’s nose*
* falls bak, in ded faynt* **peeks wiv wun iye* …….
..Nomm.nom..omm.nomm.nom…slurp…
groooaaannn…uhhh..hallppp ..OOOOOOOH ! Baileys an godivas…wow! Good meddissin ,Martoonie fanx
wh..whe..who.. oh. Is me. I had a dreem.Rite?
They not makin me ware waht I fink they makin me ware? Rite? Rite?..
Wuz a nitemare,Yes?
Pd’B messin wiv the galaxy agen int he.? …He got sum kine ob spearmint goin awn hant he? Huh? Huh?
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Fanks prysma-kitteh. WoW!! dats sum guuuuud nip ,man!!
Hazel be awl rollin an rubbifyin an chillin!!!
skeery stepmonster trais agin……… wp nawt cow operating wif me……..
bwaaaaa ha ha……… an hyer is yer costume (yew mus cut n paste in teh address bar if yew dare!!!!!!!!!!)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2395047
pure eebil, jamamakitty!! But teh Funneh!!!
an yew has tew admit it is teh cyoooot! lurve dem lil feelers………..
I’ll gib yoo dat, JK. Dat is kyoot.
yew haz teh gud nite, TM. ai has an outing tew mai IRL frenz hous tew see her nooly instawled hardwud floors an we goes tew lunch an haz a nice walk inna sunshyne!!! woo hooo…….. ai sees yew online layter/tomorrows/wenebber…. naice torturing yew
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hab a lubbly time. Enjoi teh sunnyshine.
is coldandarkanwet heer. *brrrrrrr*
But, luk at it this way. When yew sees a pinnegig, it’s over there, and yew is over here, and so yew can has an afraid. But if yew is dresseded as a pinnegig, tehn yew is awn the inside of teh pinnygig, so tehre is nuffing on the outside to be afraid of. Yew could be afraid of yew, but that wud be, well, irrational.
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oh, wait, we were tawking about irrashunal feers. neber mind. ai’ll just share the godiva chwklits and sit here wif you.
Dat babbeh kitteh luks leik he wul nom dat mowcee fing, Iz no ebben noes wat it iz. I nebber owund 1, luks liek a pinng gig my frend had wunce he yoocd tew sniff her goggies hrbls (der pinng gig, nawt ma frend) . whatebber, ’sall I noes iz dat it luks liek a big fud 2 da kitteh, and in der kittehs eeys dats all dat matrs supoze…. I nawt arguoosing wi a babbeh basement kitteh, dey are moor ebils
Hammee iz nawt fud!
Willz nawtz fitz in t3h Kitteh’z
verreh smawll belleh
Hammee iz a frenz.
Beegurr andz sloawurr tahn t3h
clebburr wyte Mowseez
Hammee juss wantz 2
playz, nawtz bovvurr enneewun
andz maykz jelleebeenz
Jack.
I luvs dis
U meens Hammy nawt iz wut iz inna hammy sammich?
ohai everibody! i has been lurkin long taim but i had to post 2dai. yu see i had a pinny gig wuns, she alwais was tryin 2 be frens wiv mah kitteh. she wud wak rite up 2 him and tri 2 say hai, but kitteh wud run awai like she wuz giant monnser who wuz tryin to nom him up. Dis is teh same kitteh who chasd mah nebbers HUUUUJ huski-goggies if tehy walkt neer ower yard. Kittehs r so silli
so mah piggy would be verri gud frens wif dis kitteh, ifinkso.
aniwai, hi agin, i hopes i did teh lolspeak rite!
u all seem verri nice, is nice to be on discushun bord wifout meen pepls!
ohai and welcum … thnx fer teh story bout yer kitteh and lolpig. Pleez to nawt worry about the lolspeek. You did good. But, of korse, there is pretty much noway to doing it rong!!
Ohai ruggerspot! sew glad u stepped owt uv de lurkin shadows 2 plai wif us! Welcum!
ai tuk cair uv a frends pinny gig fer 2 weaks wunce, it neerly druve meh crazee (wel, moar crazee dan uzual) cauz ebree tyme ai open de fridge it gnu de fud wuz in dere & it goin “week week weeeeek weeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!”
Ohai! Welkoming!! Iz gud yu desyded tu unlurk and join in. Iz much moar fun when yu getting involved.
Not tu wurry about teh lolspeek, ebrywun duz it a bit difrintlee (well, iz fon-et-ik a lot, an cheezpeeps be frum ebrywhere in teh whirrled, so taht making sens, ryte?). Iz nawt sumwun gunna giving yu grades awn yur lolspeek.
Kittehs be berry silleh, yepyep! They duz what they wanting tu du, whevver it making sens tu meer hyoomins or not! Poor pinnygig, trai so hard tu making friends!
ohai! Iz been heer awhile, leik since der site startid but nebber haz a loggin, den i saw hao nyce hoomins wer on heer an had 2 has a post. Iz diffrunt, an mai boifrend finks ai’z stoopid, an i towuld hims dat mai kitteh iz haveng his surnaem next yeer wen we gets marreed, sew he deels wiv et or der weddins OWF! Sew hi, nyce 2 meet noo hooms’ on heer2!
Ohai Beevils! Welcum frum de shadows alzo!!
Sum uv mai IRL frends tink de site is stoopy butt ai jus tells dem dere is nothin stoopy bout havin fun wif nyce peeps & a chukkle er 2! Den ai swats dem behind dere heds & run awai wif a kwikness.
wel, ai run awai wif a gimpinezz, cauz mai gnees nawt sew gud aneemoar
LOL! Naw mine! I onlee yoose dem 2 drives der car 2 der shops!
Ohai u guise! Welkum to ICHC an glad to see u owt ob teh clawsit ob lurkerness.
Thanx!well i wus haveng a happee heer, but mai kitteh just put his hed in my tee and drinkd sum of it. Nawt happe nao, have 2 maek noo wun
Lol! Mai kalico kitteh duz taht alla time! Oar seh jumps up on teh deks an flops ober an nox teh tee ober an wutta mess! Ai nebber yelling at her, tho – her bees berree snugglee an lubbing (wen she’s nawt growling oar biting mii
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Whai kittehs leik tee I wunner? no leik cawfee tho, but Monkee boi (dats mai kitteh – an dats no ebben iz reel naem i maek noo wuns up awl der tiem) he wunce drinkd summ beer an i wuz nawt happee, mai boifrend thort it waz amayzenglee funnee an sed he will be watcheng der snookers and der futballs on teh telee next, goeng owt 2 der pub an smokeng. Me no thinkso!
WELCOM, bEEVILS ! Yoo b frm TTI ! (teenytinyingerland) Aifinkso !
oar mayb teeny-ertiny-erscotishfoldishland? happi tew know you !
nao ur heer, yu gotz tew have profile sew yur name goes bloo and we kan awl b fwends !
Hellaw too yew too!! I wud leik 2 be frends, that wud maek wun moor frend 4 meh, wud b berry nyce indeeds! sew I wunt 2 tern bloo nao, hao duz that hapun? yews b Sparkies MOM sew yew’d be frum teh Yew Ess? IFINKSO!
Ohhai beevils!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! wii b lubbing ower noobeez heer. Deh onlyest rulle b tu playing nies.
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I haz deh helperz fur peepz wanting tu turning bloo and uzzer inneresting fingz. Deh majik uv deh ICHC b splaininged here:
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Cheez!
CheeRz, I dun it, I finkso annewai, yew moast helpfils wiv dis. Lots of informashuns der, but i fink i gots it…
I GOTS IT!!! see dat! I AM BLOO!! YEEEEE HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Ai’z well bloo!!! BLOO I TELLS YEW.Frens welcum!! Mite hav a partee nao. Doen noes who wif, kitteh an boifrend ar sleepins on der soafa, I eats boifrends onion rings being as he won’t wunt dem den…. dats my partee !!
HAPPEE DANZ!! happee dans! HAPPEE DANS!!
W00t!! w00t!!
*comes crawlin’ out from lumber rack* caff-caff, did summone say onion rings? I gotta heineken to share for a portion of onion rings.
U has to make a noo kitteh?
He is lukee I nawt maek noo wun, and gives hims 2 der nawty kittehs home!
my kitteh tiger alwayz liked to drink owt ob my water glass. didn’t like himz water dish, only drinked owt ob teh swimmy pool, teh toylet, an my water glass. if teh water in teh glass wuz too low him wuld stik himz hed all teh way down in it an get stukkd. tehn wuld spill all teh water wen him gotted unstukkd.
yah it iz berry nice 2 b awn msg bored witout meen pplz. And dun worry, I still getting used 2 typing in lolspeak, too. lol
Wii iz budz an ai lets yu yewz mai littuhrboks.
Iz food! Iz ginnee porks!
wats ‘fud’ mean?
Interesteng observashun dere. Mai mums cat Evils stoled her watch, two rings and a five pownd noat wunce. whai der noat haf no ideea. Mebee she wuntd sum noo toi’z? i finkso, she wuz intoo poakemonzes at der tiem