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An a ried inna copcar
WooHoo! Annipuss in her rytful plaice, at teh tawp spawt – Cawfee ana daynish paystree to sillybrate?
Ai cud do wiv a cup uv sumfing hot – it’s berry chillee dis mornin, an Ai haz 2 go owt 2 bye fud soon. Winter draws on!
green floofy wuns!
Wiv a liddle pokkit fur ur hankie!
Naow Ai muss go owt! Bai fur naow!
dat iz kno cait
Billee Gote Gruff got cot being a littel too gruff.
Mornin Daisy, luks liek ebbriwun els iz still asleap.
Mornin’ to yoo, too!
billy goat nawt get iz cawfee bfoar wurkz iz why so gruffs
Billeegotegruff gets plice pertekshun form Troll (fol de rol)
Duzn’t wannee be eeted fur brekfust!
Hoo dus? It can spoyl yur hole dai!
Dat’s berry troo – duzn’t do mutsh fur teh rest uv teh week eever.
Kin wii sending deh troll protekshun tu deh ‘cats:’ fred? Prolly tew late fur dat.
Yeah, aifinkso. *swats own paw* Nawt feed teh trolls nekst tiem! Eben when tehy being obnokshus an dense an fings!
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*yawns hyoojlee (wif no manatee) an wanders awf in surch uv tee, erl gray, hot*
*kumz running wif a swiftness tu PK*
*skattring teacup, spoon and saucer*
*launchez sef wif a ban dun (but no pointy endz) at PKz hed.*
Hedbonkz tu u, PK!!!
*gets flattened*
*purrrrRRRRrrrRRRRrrrrRRR*
*an cobered in tee*
*blinks up atta cween*
Hedbonks tu yu, tu, yur majestee.
Iz u ‘wake now????
Iz furst tiem ai eber hurd uv tee fur eggsternal yuse fur waking up, but yepyep, ai iz awl waked up!
Well, as awake as I’m going to get when it’s dark and raining and cold. If ai did nawt having fings tu du today, ai wud curl back up in bed besyde mai
bf an get berried in kittehs an stay there. Winter, pleh.
Ha, I furst red deh ‘eggsternal’ az ‘eggiztenshul’! mai LOL braynez, let mii showing u dem.
sry u b habbing deh PLEH, wevverz. It b cold heer, but shud b sunny wunst deh sun axully kumz up. I b reddy tu mooving souf. Wanna kum along?
Sounding gud tu me, as lawng as we nawt go so far souf we being in teh cold again.
We needs tu finding a plays wif bootiful aminlols.
Fennecs oar lemurs oar ocelots oar manatees oar ruus. Oar, y’no, sumfing
I only b going tu souf texas. Onlyest critterz dere b deh longhornz and jackalopez, ifink.
Souf Texus alsew haz deh armordilloes. Once’t I eight chilli maed frum sum. It was deh *HOT* chilli, maed by cyoot cowboyz.
Mmmm Cowboys!!!
Gud moarnin tu Anni, Amber an Daisy! Ai is at wurk corruptin yung minds… erm. strike dat !!!! Ai meens ob corse, teechin!! Yeh, dats rite…
Wish ai had sum ov yur chill heer in teh desurt! Hot, hot, hot… Pleh!
Has a naice day. kthxbyee
Oh, teh hyuj manatee! Skool awn Caturday!
ai jusss got teh “hyuj manatee!” ai kep finkin, ‘whats wif dif manatee?’
dats me… smileycat. ai don claym ta be kwikbrayneecat.
oooh btw. dont come souf cween. it raynd awl day yesserday an today iz cowld an windeeee. forty-lebben degreez an no sun yet.
that’s just not right!
School on Caterdai is not right, I meant. *swims away quickly*
Oh, deh Hugh_G_Manatee!!! I haz heeringed sew much bowt u.
sow glad tu seeing u, up close and purrsunlol-like.
so nice to meet the fabulous cweenmj!
*aquatic bow*
Ai’m gessing teh muslim peeps mebbe has no skool awn Friedeggs?
Dat is teh correct!!! Fursday an Friedegg is teh weekend heer. Caturday an Sunnyday are mai Moonday an Toosday. Wurkin awn Caturday is teh pleh!
ICHC expandz ower cultural awareness! makingz mii feel moar like a sitizen uv deh whirrld. itz a gud thing.
*Pax up cold wet wedder and sends to AfriCat* Heer! Nice cawld fur u!
Iz a kitteh in dizguise !
mebbe it b himz halolween kostuum?
Hoapin him dinnot shoot teh sheriff
An dinnot shoot no depyootee…
Dis onez easy …..goat didn run fast enouff!! Nawt good ’scape goat iffn ya be askin dis kitteh!! Kitteh’s no get cawt, das why’z iz kitteh …nawt goat!!! kbaiz!! K
under-arrest goat iz baaaaahd 2 de boan
Gud won, Bluesfan!
I hatez to butt in, but I luved yur commint.
ai kid u nawt, butt in anee tyme u want!
U bof said butt
Luks to me liek dat gote is eetin teh car door. Sherrif gonna be p***ed wehn he gets back from teh donut shop…ai mean, from teh bery danjeruss sichewayshun, wiv teh…um…armed men an teh…er…hostijjes an…um…excaped wild animlols an such.
*finds mask lyin awn teh grownd* Hey, ai wunder wut dis is? Maybe for hallolween? Ai tries it awn.
Ok, now I’ll go back and have another look at the – oh my goodness! I can not believe my eyes! The unbelievable cruelty! That goat is NOT WEARING A SEATBELT! That’s an accident waiting to happen. You people are nuts. I can’t believe you morons are sitting here messing about on the internet when you should be running right round to wherever that is and protecting that poor goat! I knew a goat once, and they are terrified of cars! And why the hell cant you peple spell and use grammer like what it should be used!
*pulls awf mask*
Uh… euw… ai feels kinda… durty.
giggol giggol
@@@@@@@@@@@@!
*piks up mask, puts awn*
And taking that goat’s picture, what are you thinking!! Don’t you know that every time you take a goats picture you damage its vision by pi X infinity%??!!! I bet now you’re going to let it get into the front seat and drive! Does that goat have a valid license?? Hh? Does it????
*taiks awf mask* Blargh! ur rite, dat wuz icky!
Letting ur goat drive is like shooting a loaded flash camra into a crowd!
Ai jus lubz u guiz!!!
Teh pic is funny. Teh capshun is LOL funny. But u guyz – I had a sad all ebenin yesterdy cus of teh Cats: fred – an now I iz lyin on teh floor wif kittehs lookin down at meh! (An my green floofy knickers seem to be missin sumfing…)
Bad boyz bad boyz
whatcha gunna du
whatcha gunna du wehn tehy kom fur yu?!
Wich way u going, Billy?
Can I go too?
Billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life. Billy don’t be a hero, come back and make me your…. nanny.
Dat nawt b sayf…wut if dat goat nommed sum dynomyt?