NEW!
LOLcat now available in convenient fridge door size.
wanna noe if da lite goz awf wen u shut da fridge door? aks dis kitteh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Jexxa
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Ohai. You have no milk.
happee not secund tid!! i brung mlik!
Dey should get sum fish tew.
Fishies r gud.
oooh, chonklitt mlikshakes awl arownd fur sillybrating!
Whhoohooo!!
Fanky,lolanna.
Can it has sum chokklit in it ? wiv whippy kreem anna flake?
*glugglugglugglugdrinkslurpglugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh*
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Oh. Yu’re owt ob milk agayn. Ooops!
Conga rats! In ladeebug costooms, wif antennas!
Heh!! Yoo be katchin sum ob dat Eebil frum Jamamkitty, arentcha?
Woohoo! Tawp spawt to Tidmum!
Amber kitteh ses “Fergit teh milluk – gimme teh cheez – preffrubbly teh cheez yu
iswas holdin in yur hand!”Dis my imtashun of Siberian tiger…RAWR!
I can gooshie fud now?
kthx
Can Ai haz it warmd up pls?
Der cheez is supposed 2 be in der, an maybeh sum milks..
Oh luk, sumwun lost teh mask tu tehre costum fur howloleen.
*puts awn mask*
Whai yu freeks laffing at taht helpless kitteh being inna frij? Doan yu knowing tihs is berry bad fur kittehs? Tihs kitteh wud nawt du tihs aloan, sum crool hyoomin forsed him intu it! Kittehs wud neber go neer teh cold, tehy awnlee lykes lying in sunbeems. Sunbeems being bad fur tehm tu, it making tehm tu go blind, tehy luzing tehir vizhun ebrytiem tehy in sunbeem. Protekt yur kittehs frum teh cold an teh sunbeems! An stop laffing at tihs poor aboosed kitteh! Peeples wif kittehs shud nawt having frijes!
*rips awf mask*
Skary!
Oooh pk!
Yoo is becumz a caer-troll for a minnit dere.
Eyes glad you taked off deh masque of trolliness qwiklee.
Kittehs need to not be closed inna fridj, but deh cyuor-ii-ess kittehs get in ebbreywhere, espeshullee deh places wid good-to-eet tings in dem sumtiems.
*shudders* Ai glad it wuz just mask, ai wud nawt want tu living lyk taht!
Being closeded in frij nawt gud fur ennybudy, but yepyep, kittehs eggsploar ebrywhere. We hadda put child-locks awn teh cupboard unner teh sink where we keeping teh few kemically cleeners n fings, cos tehy wanting tu eggsploar!
hehe Jewel sumhow gawt awn tawp uh mah fridge wunce. I cudn’t get herz 2 cum down, so I hadz ta clime on da counter n grab herz.
now her hiding place iz unner da bed.
i wish sumwun wuld tell happycat/aka kumo taht kittehs not belong in fridjes. evree time i open it himz trying to climb in tehr to get teh gushifud.
If yu finding sumwun whu can, cud yu sending them heer tu tell Trick him nawt belong in teh freezer while ai iz luking fur fings?
Kitteh ai hab wen ai wuz yung wud jump intu frij if she fawt wuz sumfing intresting fur hur in dere. ai clozed dor wuns tu “teech” hur. Dint seme tu mined at awl.
Nope! Thas me baybee boi Russell and he jumps into fridge everytime it opens. Not cruelhoomin at all! And, yes, he duz do diz on his own.
What a sweet and fuzzi littul kitteh.
Hims can check out mai fridgerater any day!
“C’mon obber to mai place, hunneh. I gotz creem for cyutiekats liek you.”
Ahm in ur frige, drinkin ur slimfast. Blech!!
diz kitteh not haz niid fer deh slymfasst, iz tew kyuut!
Beeg coaldz bawkz attrakktz
Floofee Kitteh cuz bawkz habz
so mutch emptee spayss
Lawtza binz 2 curlz
upz in. Az lawngz az Hewmin
keepz t3h doar oapen
Floofee Kitteh no
needz 2 seez ifz lytez sayz awn
wenz t3h doar cloazez
Jack.
Yayyyyyyyyyy!!!
Emptee cuz kitteh eetid awl teh Noms, den maded a bed for himseff.
Iz floofeh kitteh, him wud getting hawt in teh summer. Frij wif opin door be nice cool playse tu sleeping.
Shure wud.
My Fernybeans beez a floofy butt. She like teh frij. Ebreetyme I ope teh door ,she sticks her snozz innit to see if tehre be enny ham.
She funneh!
Jack – teh poet laureate ov cheezland!
U did wunnerful az yoozual, Jack.
Ai bow in ur presinz.
*shivers* g-g-g-glad yur heeerr….iz c-c-c-c-cold.
or
hmm…how to tel ifn dis wun has gon bad yet??
tihs kitteh haz nawt gon bad yet… iz nawt rilly awl blak, moar kinda gray.
maib himz haz frostbight?
Sum da fudz lukz leik dat tu.
aitinks da kitteh’s saying “doan put cheezburger meet awai! Fix nao plzkthx.”
Oh hai.
Teh lite?
It STAIS AWN!!!
Mai reesurch is compleet.
But wii haz nillashaykz fur yur drinkun plezhur!
Qtii kittoon!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Oh Noes!
nopenope Aiwaz just in hearz chekin too mayk shur teh gushifuds diint go bad!
Wut’s dat? cheezbergr meets smeerd on mai mouf? Nowai!
Laik ai sayd, iz just chekn teh gushifuds, aifinkso!
Yep.Dats whut she’s doin. I did it too
Ai will taek 2, plz.
kthxbai.
I has a Full fat and a skimmed.
If Full Fat meens floofy, ai will taek 2 ov teh full fat wuns.
Do u delibber, oar do ai needs 2 skedyool pickup?
Noooes!! She be steelin mah floofies O.O
Moar scabs. nowhere near as bad and not ozzing like the last lot, but scabby none the less.
Hee!! Hazel is sat beside me trying to wash her underware. She is rolling around like a weeble!!
Backto the vet next week
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FrillybumFern made her appearance this morning, after being a dirdee stoppout for 2 days O.O
2 dayz!?!?!
I had no idea Fern was such a tramp.
Now, Hazel, she’s the good girll, hanging out next to mom. Plz 2 be snorglin hur belleh 4 mi. Hur iz teh Holy Grail ov teh floofy bellehs!
Pass the snorgul snorkel, Im goin in…
Hazel sed ” meerrrrang..brrrb..purrpurrpurrpurr purr..”
Fanks rhsb
Yesh,sadly Fern is no better than she ought to be. Liddle Hussy. O.O
I guess Fern knows how gorjis she is, and wants to “flaunt it” in front of all the boys, huh?
Can’t say that I blame her, tho. If I was that pretty, I’d wanna show it off too!
Does Hazel like being snorgled? She looks pretty laid-back. Josie was too. The perfect kitteh for people who were afraid of kittehs!
She’s only just started to let me. I have to pick the right time, and sneak in before she knows what I’m doing!!! She does have the most snorgully belleh in the whirld. It wobbles an rumbles when she sings
Just a bit too much of it is awl Heehee!
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I am a complete suckker for Kitteh belleh. The cheezpeeps have had to administer aid on more than one occasion.
Usually cweenmj lets me know to wrap up tite so not to splort!!
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If Fern wasn’t erm..de-ladyfied- I’d prolly have a herd of kittehs!
Fern’s babies would be so floofy!
I’m a sucker for floofy bellehs, and calicoes. I think when I become the crazy old lady with all the kitehs, tehy r gonna be awl calicoes!
So, my dream kitteh is a calico Maine Coon. Can u imadjin?
Yes I can!! Biiig floof, biiiig kitteh = BIIIIIIIIG lubbins an Happitayl rhsb.
Marcus sed i cud haz sum Maine coon x Bengal kittehs that wuz adbertized inna paper.
But I sed,No, I shall wait for a Stray, or a shelter Kitteh that needs a furebber hoam.
Besides. The Floofy butts wud NAWT be happitayl wiv Interlopers.
At least I know I can has,tho
Methinks he be softenin in hims owld age
Kittehs will do that. Soften the hardest of hearts. They are MASTERS at it!
Gotta go warsh mai clothes now.
Lub on tehm floof-balls for me!
big huuge floofy long legged hoppin tir colored calico wid a beeg head sound delitful to me
Du want da cali coon.
Diz iz handee singul serving kitteh
itty bitty SlimFast Addict
hey! teh adbertizing WURKS! ai iz convinsed!! ai will bee shure 2 luuk fur tihs fyne prodduckt atta groseree stoar!!
burfday iz heer to wish a big HAPPY BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz (tho after yesterday, mebbee not teh trolz so much
) hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i have bringed delishus party caeks wif fancy decorayshuns, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen they bownse, sparkly pensils, kande, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!!
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Cool Cat
is gettin’ cooler
Das me baybee boi Russell. Lurves the fridge!