Comments on: Damn u imaginary kwiksandz!

By: ember

ember — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:10:09 +0000

invisible kwiksand iznt fun enimor now iz it kitteh

By: Cocomitsu

Cocomitsu — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:16:46 +0000

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:44:42 +0000

Ai gotz mai brayses on 33 daiz ago today. Duz it makes u feel better 2 no taht Aim 60 adn still gottem?

By: Fang

Fang — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:25:29 +0000

Teh cakes, they iz lies.

By: zoryfl

zoryfl — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:34:09 +0000

when humin comez for halp he iz fawls in ther n kitteh saves herselfz by imaginary telebeam!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:52:41 +0000

*giglols adn nods*
Lyk wen sumwun sed yoonee korn (ai’m sher ai not spelted it saym way) adn me kinda noo, but tryings tew be teh o sew clever sed sumfing tew teh afekt dat yoonee korns mayk teh funee noyzes, speshully wen yew blowing in2 tehm.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:37:46 +0000

*noddingz*
Ai 2 had taht kinda stuffs hapin tew me. Inna UCLofA horspital, fur a lady part prollem adn olny 24. Ebry dam intern adn his brudder, fren, enema adn tew menny udders tew cownt wer awl upinmai bidness. Ai finloly sed “No Moars!”

By: holly

holly — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:55:51 +0000

awesome! ♥♥♥

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:26:06 +0000

ai’m in a-chord wiv taht!

By: SPS-kun

SPS-kun — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:21:18 +0000

larps- ur doin it wrong

By: ubermumrik

ubermumrik — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:48:44 +0000

ai noes hao you’z feline, kitteh…
ai noes…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:44:19 +0000

I b thinking deh spellingz awl dependz on ur akksent. Sumtimez, desigh furrin deh commintz b haf deh fun!! Akording tu tradishun (jezz, wii haz tradishunz heer) dere b no rong way tu riting. But lotz uv tymez u will see peepz makeing a sekkund commint tu “kerrekting” deh spelling. I haz dun dat maisef maor dan I like tu thingink uv. And I using deh bakkspaiz key a lot, tu.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:35:19 +0000

Iz mah bad. I fink “vyne” iz prawbublee moar kurrekt spellin (f deyr b sech a fing in lolspeek.)

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:05:54 +0000

*SNERK*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:05:09 +0000

Pinky, Pinky Toe Pads!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:04:36 +0000

Hi dere NS. I jes left my 30′s 2 weeks ago. It nawt so bad aksually.

By: Treva Babin

Treva Babin — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:35:15 +0000

HELP OZ FALLIN! AND OZ CANS GET UP!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:20:37 +0000

*snerk*

By: Treva Babin

Treva Babin — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:17:30 +0000

Hepls I lfallins and I cans get up!

By: Marie

Marie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:16:14 +0000

*faceoven*

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:14:55 +0000

There IS no spoon!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:08:32 +0000

Ai’m sane??? In-tress ting konsep. hmmmmm

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:07:03 +0000

that was lolspeak for “part” – hahaha!!!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:35:58 +0000

*faspaw*

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:21:00 +0000

y’allz makin mee feel sew yung! lolz I’z onlee 22.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:15:44 +0000

i meen, aftur lukin at himz blog, i findz it hard to taek anyfing abowt him seryusly.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:14:56 +0000

Fanx LCB. Whut a hansum Beast of a boi!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:14:23 +0000

hmm, after luking at mr. meteor’s blog, i find it hard to taek himz commint seryusly. suspeks taht mebbee dis wuz ploy to publisize himz blog. wich meenz it wurked an i falled for it.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:04:47 +0000

[firemans hose]?

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:04:36 +0000

right (triangle)!

Dat’s a “acute” pikchur btw!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:00:16 +0000

U gawt dat rite, ruledbyfantima! Boi, do ai respeks kittehs. Ai iz pwned bai moar dan wun! Free!

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:59:41 +0000

LCB less than truthful? Libel! Slander! LCB is as truthful as the [insert favorite noun] is long…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:59:13 +0000

Tuffy was vry sweet, but he had a big temper, too. Mostly he was sweet.

Here’s him:

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=364558

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:57:49 +0000

Teh kittehs whu own cheezpeeps iz teh most luved, respektid, an well-cared-foar kittehs in teh whirrled, aifinkso. Wevver they borned wif teh cheezpeep, or waz reskooed frum nasty-peeps whu nawt luved them, or anyfing between.
An teh cheezpeeps luv awl teh aminlols, nawt just their own kittehs (or uvver critters). Nobuddy finks being meen iz fun. Sept mebbe tee-arr-oh-ell-ells.
*buries tee-arr-oh-ell-ell post in the litter boks where it belongs… scratchscratchdigburyscratch*
Hm, wunner if boks being big enuff fur sorse uv post tu?

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:53:59 +0000

Ohai, LCB. I bees glad dat all went well fur yu. Here, has sum hawt tee an a sawft blankee wif kittehs on it — dose can’t hurt an mite help!

{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:52:39 +0000

Maus, donut beleeve her abowt da “borry!” Seh swipeded it! Hummpphh!! But dat is a gud pikshur….

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:52:05 +0000

30s? OMCC!! U gittin soooooo aold. (Saiis mii wo iz nao 50!!!) U jus beining a sprig chixen kitteh!!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:46:34 +0000

STN!!

Ѡ Ѡ Ѡ TKW (uv dooooom) 2 u Julian!

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:43:58 +0000

imaginary numbers?

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:43:35 +0000

B taht liek sum triebz dat bee leef dat taekin a piktoor steels ur soul? (Donut gitz anee iderz, LCB) Maibee liek Faus adn Basement Cat?????11???

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:43:06 +0000

Awwwwwwwww!!!!
HAPPY ‘GOTCHA DAY’ESME
Cake an Nip for Esme!!!!
What a sweet boi Tuffy must of been. * sniff..sniff..*
Dang! mai iyes are leeking !!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:40:36 +0000

Jus liek Fronsh guards in Montee Piithn adn teh wholly graal??? AIFINKSO!!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:39:51 +0000

hmmm, ai wundring ware dat 2.5% figgur caim frum? iffen dat iz de caise ebree kitteh ai haz been owned buy wud hav bean blind, wich dey were nawt. Mai hart kitteh Stormy went deaf wen shee wuz old old katladee (shee was 22 wen shee crozzed de brige) butt ai purrty sure dat wuz nawt frum a camra.

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:39:42 +0000

Whhaaaaaaaaa! *grabs kameruh* O u borked the film! OOOooooooh! LCB! Ai rly tellin awn u naos! MmaaaaaaaAAAAhhhHHHHHHhhmmmmMMMMmmm!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:39:15 +0000

Today is Esme’s “Gotcha Day”. Sixteen years ago today she came to libs here wif me and her first kitteh-fren, Tuffy. She was 5 months old and hadda lil scratch on her lil nose from one of teh other kittehs at teh shelter. Tuffy was about 12 and a big, 16-pound Maine Coon. When little itty bitty Esme came in teh house teh first time, big Tuffy ran and hid unnder teh bed.

Eventually he came out and they became BFFs.

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:36:50 +0000

*snerk*

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:36:07 +0000

Julian Meteor (Lolspeak off) Anyone who is owned by a cat do NOT see them as gimmicks or playthings. Here on this website and by each and everyone of us, RESPECT the cat, past,present and future. Almost everyone also has a camera capable of turning off the flash and/or doesn’t use the flash in lighted conditions. You miss the point of the website completely of a caring community of like minded folks. I saw your website and I conclude you are an egotistical, self centered creature. I think you just wanted to get people to look at your website which mentions none of this. Did you really mean to contribute something to the community?
Thought not.
YOU disgust ME!
(Lolspeak on) *Turns arownd, sticks tail in the ayr and nose up* Ai finks dere wuz a Tea Arr Oahh elll Elll but it gones nao. Wii iggnors peeps liek him!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:35:12 +0000

Has u taked sound movies of ur kittehs? Did u knoes that every time u records ur kitteh’s voice it loses 2.5 percents of its voice? No wonder they can’t tells u they is teh blind!

By: ruledbyfantima

ruledbyfantima — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:33:12 +0000

Oh Ebil Maus iz ebil, but I wooden cawl him a prat. {{{{Ebil Maus}}}}

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:33:03 +0000

Iz nawt lyk tihs persun eber gunna reed it. Tihs be attenshun getting fur teh blog taht be linkied nawt onlee in teh nayme blooness but awlso beneef teh ranting wif awl teh caps.
.
But laffing n respect nawt go tugevver always… lyk when ai laffing at sumfing tihs ridicyulus.