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HAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoopi hoomin din’t putz up a sine.
Mii poyntee endz, ai wil sho tehm to stoopi hoomin!!
but himz put up a cosine
har har har! *heddesk*
Letz not go off on a tangent
oh wait a sec ant
ya gotta draw a line somewhere, when you’ve made a point or two.
Butt u muss maek sur 2 keep teh angle rite!
Az yuzooal, ai iz being obtuse abowt awl tihs mafs.
right (triangle)!
Dat’s a “acute” pikchur btw!
*faspaw*
*faceoven*
ai’m in a-chord wiv taht!
in a round about way
*snort* dat funee! (@ nawt most 2 maf geek liik me!)
Sine iz dayr. U mey hav mist it b-kawz it iz imajinaree since.
or is it becos it is complex?
*klappitie klaps fuzzee pahws* Maf hoomur! Ai luvz it!
- M C A !
Wye not
Halp cawl teh fyrmanz
I can has firemans, too, plz?
Aer u sinkin in teh kwikksand?
Um, yeah. Sure. Why not.
Fur yer maginaree kwikkzand we grants you majinareee firemans!
there is a comment I maded on the last thred espeshully
relevant to Ur interests as it involves firemenz
I’ll go look.
I just gotted home from teh horspital. I is moar awake than I thought and not hurting muchly a-tall. All my fins and flippers seem to be burfflegunk.
Glad u haz surbibed!
Yeah, it wasn’t too bad, ackshually. Of coarse, I got to has “i doesn’t care” drugs during teh worst of it, so teh hardest part for me was teh getting up at 5am to be a teh horspital by 6.
But I was done by 9 and got to hang out and drink applol juice until my fren came to fetch me around 11:30. They left teh door to my little room open and I was able to watch teh fine young medical personnel wander by in their scrubs and cute little hats.
Glad ur feline gud, LCB. {{{gentl hugz}}}
Thx. I has a purring Esme next to me on teh couch. Good medicines to has!
Purrin kitteh iz BESTEST medisin!
Ai lubs hao tehy taek care ov tehre hoominz. Iz sew sweet.
Snorgle Esme an Liam 4 mi.
Is dar pree-v-us fred fur laytly kumers to C sew to keching up?
Plzkthxbai
To C wut hapind to LCB, Ai meens…
Sry, not reed fur enuff dwon
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Ai nawt shur ketch-up iz pawsibul heer…
Ai being preddy nu, an ai jus duin mai best tu follow a long.
Bein in teh yahoo cheezfrenz grup helps. Sumtiems. Sorta.
Awsum! Ai happitayl it nawt wuz so bad. *dansdans* An yu gawted nyse view, an ebryfing.
Nao yu can resting aftur taht un-CC-ish owr tehy maked yu get up.
{{{LCB}}} (jentlee)
U hadz surgeriez? I not knod
hopez U iz all bedder soon
{{{{LCB}}}}
BTW how beez Esme?
Yeah, I hads a outpatient proceedure to remove a lesion from a lady part.
Coincidentally, it is called a LEEP procedure. That’s why they hads to give me teh happy drugs; they knoes my history of getting stuck in high places.
Also, one of teh things that can happen when they excise teh matter by effectifely burning it is that smokes comes out of a place where normally it only does figuratively or in off-color jokes.
In anticipation of this I requested a fireman, but my stoopy insurance woudn’t pay for it. *pouts*
oh yeah, gonna be a long line at the confessional this week.
oh LCB, yew rilly makes me LOL (out loud eben!!!)
yew haz teh gud cat utude!! an ai’m sew glad ebbryting went well!!
Is ok to laff, rly.
U should heer Tidmum tell teh story of when she hads this done. I was telling my boyfrent about it this morning while we was waiting for them to wheel me off to teh OR and he laffed.
Okay, here am mah story.
Ready ebreewun, an btw, apologiees if it r TMI for some..
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Yes, it’s true. Smoke can occur during the proceedure.Might not be the
best side you wish to present to a Fyreman tho???
During mine , I had the Consultant, 2 Nurses, Marcus and a room full
of students.Dignity? Whats that? Dr GynaeyCat also had a camera
inserted up my hoohar so he could see what he he was doing. ” Would
you like to watch,Claire?”.. “Why not, every bugger else is!!!” It was
a bit weird, but quite fascinating to see..
After the thing, I was cleaned up, given a hooooge Sanitary towel-
felt like a Mattress in my drawers- and sent on my way, through a very
packed waiting room. Everyone turned to look at me, with what I
thought were ‘knowing’ looks . Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a
TV on the wall. For a sickening moment, I thought that the entire
waiting room had been Privvy to my Privates via the Tv in the
operating suite!!!
I have never waddled away so fast in all my life!! O.o
.
Iz troo .Srsly
different issue but similar outcome with hernia surgery, the bandage I left with made me look like a stunt double for porno.
Ooooo, warez a hankee wen U needing wun?? LMAOPIMPWTFBBQ
and the gas-passer just had to be a comedian.
one of the prep nurses, was married to a coworker at the lumber yard
and all this happened the day after i was best man in a wedding
If I remember rightly, there were interns observing during, but no cameras involved……that I’m aware.
..that I’m aware.. O.O could this mean there is a pissabolity
that somewhere in the ether, there may be some rather odd bicshures of a lumberjacks chopper?.. You know, the axe used to chop trees
down with? …*snerk*
Poor Dan.
truth be told, I’d be more concerned with a mini-weed eater, cause I have some questions for the prep nurses, and just who’s idea THAT was.
.
*grumble-grumble-grumble* sick damned people *grumble-grumble-grumble*
lol, sumtimes yoo just haz to forget taht a fing calld “dignity” eben exists. wun ob my most vivid memrees frum wen i had my furst boi wuz wen teh nurse wuz tryin to make me go potty afterwurds, an teh pediatrishun walked in teh room. i just abowt dyed, but him sed, it’s ok, i’m yoosed to it.
wut a fing to be yoosed to.
*noddingz*
Ai 2 had taht kinda stuffs hapin tew me. Inna UCLofA horspital, fur a lady part prollem adn olny 24. Ebry dam intern adn his brudder, fren, enema adn tew menny udders tew cownt wer awl upinmai bidness. Ai finloly sed “No Moars!”
Ohai, LCB. I bees glad dat all went well fur yu. Here, has sum hawt tee an a sawft blankee wif kittehs on it — dose can’t hurt an mite help!
{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, and Esme is doing ok. Her mass is “stable” and she’s got one moar round of chemo in 3 weeks then we’ll see whare we is. Her appetite is good (read: “ravenous”) and she is reponsive to teh whirled around her and headbats Liam as needed.
glad yoo an esme iz doin okay {{{{{lcb}}}}} {{{{{esme}}}}}
Gud to heer dat yew caem thru yer purr-C-dyoor, an dat Esme is doin ok. Hao be Liam?
Liam’s just swell, thx. Such a luv! Although just a lil while ago he was nomming on teh flappy end of my horspital bracelet which I hadn’t tooked off yet because I is not sposed to operate skissors.
Awwww – himz wuz halping by tryin to remoov teh bracelet (sinse himz noez yew shuddint haz teh sharp impliments). Such a gud boikat!
Esme be a tuff sweetie kitteh. I has a awe ov her.
An Liam, well, Esme be qween ob teh Katstle and she doin a cud job keepin it dat way. Liam be a gorjuss boi, toadully unner hims rulers nawt poasable fumb!!
Hugs an snorgles to dem bofe
Today is Esme’s “Gotcha Day”. Sixteen years ago today she came to libs here wif me and her first kitteh-fren, Tuffy. She was 5 months old and hadda lil scratch on her lil nose from one of teh other kittehs at teh shelter. Tuffy was about 12 and a big, 16-pound Maine Coon. When little itty bitty Esme came in teh house teh first time, big Tuffy ran and hid unnder teh bed.
Eventually he came out and they became BFFs.
Awwwwwwwww!!!!
HAPPY ‘GOTCHA DAY’ ESME
Cake an Nip for Esme!!!!
What a sweet boi Tuffy must of been. * sniff..sniff..*
Dang! mai iyes are leeking !!
Tuffy was vry sweet, but he had a big temper, too. Mostly he was sweet.
Here’s him:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=364558
Fanx LCB. Whut a hansum Beast of a boi!!!
Mi 2!!! Ai wants fyremens 2!
(Ya kno, dere iz a fyre stayshun next 2 mai werk bildin. Mebbe ai shud go bisit dem, jes 2 be nayborlee, an sai, “Ohai”?)
Wouldn’t it be easier to pull the fire alarm?
Then they would come to you…
Yabbut, ai cud gets in trubblol wif teh peepul ai werk wif.
Ifn ai gots in2 enuf trubblol, ai wud nawt gets 2 see teh guies heer atwerk in dere yooniformz OAR teh fyremenz. Taht wud gibs mi a beeg sad.
Ah well… It was just a thought…
It must be Friday. My DID always gets worse later in the week
iz okay, we all know teh reel maus wuld NEBBER sugjest such a fing…
Iz dis beeing prat ob ur splitz purrrsonalitee?
Mais oui, Josephine. I am as sane as you…
Ai’m sane??? In-tress ting konsep. hmmmmm
Oh Ebil Maus iz ebil, but I wooden cawl him a prat. {{{{Ebil Maus}}}}
that was lolspeak for “part” – hahaha!!!
yu kno if yu goez ober der yu can has yur blud preshur chekd bai a nyce fyreman!
Mai blud preshur iz uzyoally nermal, but nawt ifn a kyoot fyreman iz checkin it!
me tooo! iz a comyunitee serbiss, but seemz kownter produktiv aifinkso!
Wen Ai wuz a Land Ranger (Growed up Girl Skowt in TTI) wun uv teh fingz we did wuz go 2 teh fyre stashun 2 lern haow to put fyrez owt. Juss teh fing fur teenaij gurlz!!!
Speshullee teh wun hoo got to “halp” bai puttin hims arms rownd teh gurl howldin teh hoze!
*swoons*
oh, halp!
Iz sinkin fast.
Put daon teh kameruh an HALP MEE!!!
Smile! *puts down kameruh and grabz Africat by da arms n paws* *pulls n pulls n pull* U hevn’t gained wayte hev u? *pulls, pull n pulls* *pulls Africat owt awl messy* Ewwww, Africat! U awl wet n messy! *Gets seltzer bottlol owt an sprais Africat and gets da messy awf* Whoo! Dat a lotta werks! Wanna goes get cheezburger and happee cold drinksies? *Gibs Africat sum choklit*
*Picks up teh unattended camra*
*YOINK!*
*Runs after LCB* Gimmer mai kameruh, LCB! Mien! *pants hevily* Ai nawt as yung as ai yoosed to be. *grabs LCB and grabs kameruh bak* *gibs LCB sum choklit aminlols* O the huje manatee! Ai wants sum.
*gibs KCT a choklit huge manatee*
*takes teh camra*
*again*
*chayses LCB* Puff, puff! *wheezing badly* LCB, u gibs it up! Ai’ll tell awn u! Maaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! LCB tayken mai kameruh and won’t gibs it bak! *runs moar after LCB* *stawps to nom huje manatee* LCB, gib bak dat kameruh or, or, or ai’ll ….. nawt gibs u Chrismus pwesent!
*stops*
No, Chrismus prezzie? Wow. U plays teh hardball. Here, u can has ur stoopy camra back. I was just taking teh flim out to see it in teh lite.
Whhaaaaaaaaa! *grabs kameruh* O u borked the film! OOOooooooh! LCB! Ai rly tellin awn u naos! MmaaaaaaaAAAAhhhHHHHHHhhmmmmMMMMmmm!!
Yesh, seh’s feelin awlrite nao!!!
Phew! Fankee fur teh reskew KCT! mmmm nom nom nom, gud choklit, Yum!
Cheezburgers an cold drinksies r awn mee, tu say “Fankee!”
Ur walkum, Africat! Let’s goes gets sum cheezburgers an cold drinksies! Hao r da stoodents? Ai happee to reskew u cuz nao u baiing! Kewl! {{{{{{{{Africat}}}}}}}}}}} Jus so lawng as u sayfe from da qwiksand!
aaaawwww. hims so tie-tie dat even wen him fallen off teh couch, him still kept hims position!
Int it invisibl kwiksand?
Noe. U kan c liet braon fing, sew kwiksand b imajineree, nawt n-vizabul. Iz suttul distinkshun.
iz kinda lyke, “teh floar iz lava”, aifinkso?
But imajinree is awso invisbl. So I cumz to the conklushun: Teh worldz, it duz
not exist.
filosoffy, we haz it
My, what a large fallacy u has!
Bwahahahahahahahah!
There IS no spoon!
Teh cakes, they iz lies.
Kwik!! Sumwun frow kitteh imagineree vain!!1!!
*wispurrs*
ai no iz imagineree, but wut izza vain?
“vyne”, aifinkso. lyke TARZAN!
(how wud u spell a Tarzan yell???)
Iz mah bad. I fink “vyne” iz prawbublee moar kurrekt spellin (f deyr b sech a fing in lolspeek.)
I b thinking deh spellingz awl dependz on ur akksent. Sumtimez, desigh furrin deh commintz b haf deh fun!! Akording tu tradishun (jezz, wii haz tradishunz heer) dere b no rong way tu riting. But lotz uv tymez u will see peepz makeing a sekkund commint tu “kerrekting” deh spelling. I haz dun dat maisef maor dan I like tu thingink uv. And I using deh bakkspaiz key a lot, tu.
*giglols adn nods*
Lyk wen sumwun sed yoonee korn (ai’m sher ai not spelted it saym way) adn me kinda noo, but tryings tew be teh o sew clever sed sumfing tew teh afekt dat yoonee korns mayk teh funee noyzes, speshully wen yew blowing in2 tehm.
Ai fink de vain falls frum de skye.
rite, in spayn adn mane lee onna plane.
*heddesk*
poor kitteh haz dat sinking feeling
Doan worree kitteh, ai gitz an imaginary cowboi 2 fro u an imaginary rope, kay?
mmmmmmm…….cowbois………woot!
You called, ma’am?
O mai, ai dint see u dere mysteerious cowboi stranger! wooty woot woot!!
Anudder Maus Ayleeus.
O hai, woodchuck! How u is?
oyez, jus road in wit his brudder, Scoarcht Erf.
No, that was me, riding my steed Bodice Ripper…
Here, I takes a picture of SR and BR wif teh camra that I borryed from KCT:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2098411
One of my favorites! Thanks again LCB!
Maus, donut beleeve her abowt da “borry!” Seh swipeded it! Hummpphh!! But dat is a gud pikshur….
LCB less than truthful? Libel! Slander! LCB is as truthful as the [insert favorite noun] is long…
[firemans hose]?
*snerk*
*SNERK*
BTW, Nooz frum Gremlin erlier 2dai:-
“I haz a gud noos! Mr. G is home an doing grayt! He haz had a grayt rekuvvery an may not even need teh surgeries! We haz a BEEG HAPPEH! He is HOME HOME HOME!
Aym going off-line nao – today is 1-week anniversary uv owr wedding. He is here to cellybrayt with meh, whut moar culd ay ask for?
Fanks to awl teh cheez-peeps for yor luvvin wurds an hugs. I signs orf nao fur teh weekend, but will be bak in cheez-land erlee neggst week. Plz to shayr teh gud noos wit awl teh uther cheez-peeps, az I noes they has had a wurree fur us.
{{cheez-peeps}} Hugs frum yor luvvin Gremlin (Mrs. G.), and Mr. G., and Dexter”
Kewl! Luvs to Gremlin and Mr Gremlin n Dexter! {{{{{{{{{{Gremlin and Mr Gremlin n Dexter}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ooooh – bery gud noos indeed! Fanks fur lettin us noe, Annipuss!
Haaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllppppppp!!! Qwiksands! Halp! *glub* Ai nawt swims and no wun swims in qwiksand ennyhoo!
Dere r fyremens?
Ummmm . . . u gots eggstras?
Ai habbing mush fun heer, but ai needings brekfist, to doing howswerk adn finloly X R sighs. DH bot me a Wii + Wii fit sistem. Rly halps mayk werkin teh bodee muchlee mor fun! Mai balins adn kword … cordna… muvin moar graysfilly is beddar. Ai nawt hab tew say as mush “Mai spazness, let me sho U it” Hab a grate day ebrybudee!!
K rly gong now, glad ai staid fur storee frum tidmum & SHD. Nyse wai tew sine awf…..
*waving pinkie paw, purrs, rubs & hedbonx*
Fanks fur gibing me a giglol adn maykin my dai a hapee!!
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
Y not just “invisible kvikzand”???!
This website is VERY cruel. Cats are NOT models, NOR are they GIMMICKS or PLAY things. They should be RESPECTED. I once owned a cat and I di NOT take photos of it thus BLINDING them. Did ANY of you know that EVERY time you take a photo of a cat WITH a flash you DAMAGE their eyesight by 2.5%?
Thought not.
You ALL disgust me.
http://www.julianmeteor.blogspot.com
*luks on teh grownd fur a diskardid troll mask, but duzzint findz wun*
…
Hmmm. Musta bin a reel troll. *shudder*
*kunsultz lis*
…
Aaaah. Yesh. It wuz a #2 Troll — aka da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitteh” troll (oar “caretroll”). Uv corse, itz awlso part #1 Troll — aka da “dis nawt funneh” troll.
…
*Sprayz teh jenerul area wif teh Scents uv Humour*
Mmm, taht smells much bedder, fankies, NS.
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*sigh* Why so menny peeples fink taht respect an laffing be moo-tually egsklusive? Espeshully EGSPURTS whu wunce owned a cat!
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Hm, mai kittehs being about 500% blind an tehy did nawt telling me!
Has u taked sound movies of ur kittehs? Did u knoes that every time u records ur kitteh’s voice it loses 2.5 percents of its voice? No wonder they can’t tells u they is teh blind!
*snerk*
B taht liek sum triebz dat bee leef dat taekin a piktoor steels ur soul? (Donut gitz anee iderz, LCB) Maibee liek Faus adn Basement Cat?????11???
Jus liek Fronsh guards in Montee Piithn adn teh wholly graal??? AIFINKSO!!!
Yu’ll be glad, den, tu knowtiss dat dis cat iz asleep onna top of sumfing just a liddle bit too small, ergo all deh hangin-owt bits. (Teh kittehs lurvz tehm teh too-small sleepy-plaiciz.) Izza optikale deluzhin. So himz eyes iz clozed tite adn him iz not gettin blinedid. If yu wanta RESPEKT catz yu shood be OWND by mor dan wun in yer laife, az tehre iz mennymenny hu need forebber homez. Ackshly cats ize be berry gud at coapin wiv lite, as dem is riginly desert creetchers.
U gawt dat rite, ruledbyfantima! Boi, do ai respeks kittehs. Ai iz pwned bai moar dan wun! Free!
Grate responses NS and PK!
Iz nawt lyk tihs persun eber gunna reed it. Tihs be attenshun getting fur teh blog taht be linkied nawt onlee in teh nayme blooness but awlso beneef teh ranting wif awl teh caps.
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But laffing n respect nawt go tugevver always… lyk when ai laffing at sumfing tihs ridicyulus.
Julian Meteor (Lolspeak off) Anyone who is owned by a cat do NOT see them as gimmicks or playthings. Here on this website and by each and everyone of us, RESPECT the cat, past,present and future. Almost everyone also has a camera capable of turning off the flash and/or doesn’t use the flash in lighted conditions. You miss the point of the website completely of a caring community of like minded folks. I saw your website and I conclude you are an egotistical, self centered creature. I think you just wanted to get people to look at your website which mentions none of this. Did you really mean to contribute something to the community?
Thought not.
YOU disgust ME!
(Lolspeak on) *Turns arownd, sticks tail in the ayr and nose up* Ai finks dere wuz a Tea Arr Oahh elll Elll but it gones nao. Wii iggnors peeps liek him!
hmmm, ai wundring ware dat 2.5% figgur caim frum? iffen dat iz de caise ebree kitteh ai haz been owned buy wud hav bean blind, wich dey were nawt. Mai hart kitteh Stormy went deaf wen shee wuz old old katladee (shee was 22 wen shee crozzed de brige) butt ai purrty sure dat wuz nawt frum a camra.
imaginary numbers?
STN!!
ั ั ั TKW (uv dooooom) 2 u Julian!
Teh kittehs whu own cheezpeeps iz teh most luved, respektid, an well-cared-foar kittehs in teh whirrled, aifinkso. Wevver they borned wif teh cheezpeep, or waz reskooed frum nasty-peeps whu nawt luved them, or anyfing between.
An teh cheezpeeps luv awl teh aminlols, nawt just their own kittehs (or uvver critters). Nobuddy finks being meen iz fun. Sept mebbe tee-arr-oh-ell-ells.
*buries tee-arr-oh-ell-ell post in the litter boks where it belongs… scratchscratchdigburyscratch*
Hm, wunner if boks being big enuff fur sorse uv post tu?
hmm, after luking at mr. meteor’s blog, i find it hard to taek himz commint seryusly. suspeks taht mebbee dis wuz ploy to publisize himz blog. wich meenz it wurked an i falled for it.
i meen, aftur lukin at himz blog, i findz it hard to taek anyfing abowt him seryusly.
akshully, wun ob burfday fairy’s minyjns haz jumped up too erly to showt “surprize!! happee burfday!!” an iz gettin pulld bak down by minyun taht iz doing a better job ob hiding. but now iz time for all teh burfday fairy’s minyuns to jump owt an say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! we haz party cakes wif fancy frosting, i skreem, frootsytootsy punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle wen tehy yoyo, shiny pensils taht smell like bubbelgum, kandee, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!! (an hello kitty bandaids for ebreewun hoo might needs a bandade today)
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Ai gotz mah brayces put on 29 yeerz ago today (noe – ai duzzint still haz dem). Duz dat cownt?
Ai haz a disconcerted.
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Dis marks wun week left uv mah 30’s.
30s? OMCC!! U gittin soooooo aold. (Saiis mii wo iz nao 50!!!) U jus beining a sprig chixen kitteh!!!
y’allz makin mee feel sew yung! lolz I’z onlee 22.
Hi dere NS. I jes left my 30’s 2 weeks ago. It nawt so bad aksually.
Ai gotz mai brayses on 33 daiz ago today. Duz it makes u feel better 2 no taht Aim 60 adn still gottem?
Kwikk! Sumwun thro an imajunaree rope!!
fanks!! i fink…
Maek shur it wurk awn teh nawt-reed-uvver-commints tee-arr-oh-ell-ells!
Quick! Save that kitteh and his toe beans!
heh! toe beans
Hepls I lfallins and I cans get up!
HELP OZ FALLIN! AND OZ CANS GET UP!
Pinky, Pinky Toe Pads!
ai noes hao you’z feline, kitteh…
ai noes…
larps- ur doin it wrong
awesome! โฅโฅโฅ
when humin comez for halp he iz fawls in ther n kitteh saves herselfz by imaginary telebeam!
invisible kwiksand iznt fun enimor now iz it kitteh