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i fink i gotz sum fud in mah teef.
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Nom nom nom
Az mii momkat uzed tew sai,
“Hay iz 4 horsies
Starw iz 4 kaoz
Mikl iz 4 beebehz
2 shut tehr maofz!”
Conga rats on nawt sekkond Karen. Uf momkat said dat? I luves mikl…
iz still need maufs shot, afinkso
Ohai Cimbacat – fank u. Ai luves milk 2, ’speshlee in kawfee.
congrats on nawt second… It’ll be more fun after everyone is off daylight savings time, summer time, etc..
Ai heerz u. Awlthoo ai nawt liek hawt wevver, ai alzo nawt liek gittinging up inna dark!
Wakin up in darks…do not want.
*lionsnore*
ai always wonderded what came aftur da nawt-sekond line. aid nebbur herd da hole ting.
well my mom used tew sai “Hay iz 4 horsiez but grass iz much cheeper.”
Dog Breath
Gud monring, RD. Wunt sum kofee?
Nomnomnom… fter noming liek dat Ai fink ai wunt sum clorin…
googie has bad dentul haijeen
Always
Hide and Go Seek…. Ur doin it rong
……..an kinda strainj….
wut is rong wif dat kitteh’s tayle?? it luks like someone been nomming onit…
I think dat kitteh is susidal!!
Cuz he is trying to get nommed ON.
Da Tooth? You can’t handle the Tooth.
Win!!
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mai favurit line!!
a little tongue in cheek humor for ta morrnin.
Mornin Dan!! u gitz ennee sleepz yet??
*Handz dan anuzzer cuppa XXXtra strong kawfee*
about 3 to 4 hours……….again.
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*gratefully take nexxt cuppa from da queen* *takes sip* aaahhh, is it just me, or is there a choir of angles singing?
Angels singing??
*lukz in pot*
*samplolz sum kawfee*
sip sip. mmmm. bedder tahn uzzul dis morning.
*passes kawfee rownd tu ebbreewun*
Fanks!! Myn tayts lyk Chy tee. *yummm, sips sips*
internal inventory:
cuppa earl gray
cuppa angelic cawfee ala da cween
cuppa cawfee wit hawt chokkie
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that aughta pry the ol’ eyelids open a bit
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of course……..I’ll be vibrating in place, but my beady blue-green-and bloodshots will be open
I think we needing tu git sum fudz in u, Dan.
I will starting a buffy.
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Amazing scrambloled eggz
Bananaz n creem
Choppt livah wif sesame crakkerz
Danish pastreez
E….
Eggsellent Eggs
Fingerz Fudz
Gushi Fuds
H…
Eggz Bennydick
fish, fryed
grapefruits, ruby red
H…
Hominy
Ice screem (never too erli)
Juici froots..
K…
Ham n bacon n fings
Inglis muffins
Jam n jelly n stuff fur muffins
K…
Kin ka jew
Lolefant
Manatee
8O, wut?? nawt zoo list…. *sigh*
Krispy Kreems
Lox n Begels
Malto Meel
N…
Nomlettes wif cheez in!
Orinj joos (nawt poysin!)
P…
Potatoez, home friez wif deh onyunz adn
green pepperz and mushruumz and celeriez
Quincez
Raizin bred
S….
Pankakz w/ maple siryp
Quik oatz
Raisin tos
S…
cweenmj – GMTA — raizin bred … raisin tos
Sossijes
Tostes, teh French kynd
U…
Stew, deh ol’ fashund kind wif big chunkz a
beef adn lotsa veggeez, simmered awl day
inna crok pot.
T………
ooohhhhh, cween ya temptress ya.
Karot Kaek
Leamon Leamonade (iz dere anuder kind? hmm)
Melon Mush
N…
Nommy nomz
Oatmael kokiez
Pankakz (mor ob tehm)
Quakerz (!)
R…
dis am funeee buffay, it not reeech end of tings eifer!
that is so sublime it knocked the lolspeak right out of me!
Looks like a litl Burmese kitteh we ahd that alwayz slep in doggiez maof. Wasnt eezy to perswade peeps wantin to buy “Pedigree Burmese queen” that this chewd objeck coverd with mud (she hunted moles!) ‘n slobbr was that!
She must hav lubbed dat doggee adn trustinged him a lot!!
W00t!! w00t!! U b on deh map!!
Happpee dans! dans! dans!
Burmeezers luvvvv tehir goggies. Mah mummah has wun, an I wuz alwaes telleng her taht teh kitteh wantid a goggie. Den I faownd a buk on tehm taht sed Burmeezers lyk teh goggies bettur tahn othur kittehs. Wich is why she alwaes be tryin to kill teh othur kitteh!
ohai you guize ! happi nawt-caturday !
I maded dis linky fur awl da heezpeeps 2 c:
http://www.women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article4980117.ece
da “Ann” inna da storee iz owr own “Annipuss”
she b so-o-o-o fay-maus !
Thanks fur linkie!
Hey, thanks, sparkysmom foar teh link! Grate quote frum nao-tu-famuss Annipuss sellebritty! That is grate!
Happi nawt-caturday tu yu, tu!
A’id not goes in der, smells of goggie fuds
oh hai! wuz u b feeling lonelee? like nobuddy but deh cheezpeepz unnerstanding u? Adn awl deh cheezpeepz b sumwarez els??
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U noez dat not b truu. Dere b cheezpeepz ebreeware. just luk at deh map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Huh? u say dere no peepz neer u? well, mebbee deer b sumbudde elz nearbai saying deh same ting. if u wuz on deh map, den the uzzer peep wud lukking and go ‘YAY!! dere b a peep neer mii!!’ Did u eber think u kud making sumwun happee just bai being ware u iz??
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So make sumwun happee. sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn getting on deh map!
Yesterday, i got tu putting deh Gibbocat on deh map!!!
*Hapee dans! happee dans! happee dans!*
And I got tu putting on a peep in Bolivia!!
Yay!!! Cheezpeepz ebbreeware!!!
W00t~Bolivia!! Ai sing menny peepz bing kunsoldidaterd inna sertin stayts cuz dare sew mush ob us!
Oh yess. Deree b deh mostest in deh Califurnya Kololonee!! Iz awlmost time tu separating anuzzer kololonee. wii b up to 188 entreez on deh main map. gotta brake owt annuzzer kololonee be wii hitz 200. lukz like mebbe Ohai-O oar Misheegun aor TTI will b deh neggst cheezpeep kololonee.
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adn luk– wii haz two in Gnu Zeelund!!!
Weeeee, wii R awl ober da wherl!
Teh sun neber setz onna Cheezpeeps-land Mpiirz!!11!!! @@@@@
Dis such bootiful invitashun, soon eberyone iz sure to be on teh map!
ohai, mai cween ! haow iz yur moast gloryus masjesty dis byootimus mornen ?
(aktewally, ai nawt noes ifn it b byootimus or nawt- iz DARK owt der !)
did yu c da linky tew dastoree bowt ICHC ?
der wuz awlso ar-tik-ell in da la timez n redbook mag- dis munf, we b fay-maus !
I wuz wundring wut u b duing up so early!! It’s still dark heer, tuu.
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Yes I saw dat artilol. Annipuss menshuned it deh uzzer day. Deh lol catz b taking over deh whirrld. Ifinkso. *dans dans dans*
yesh it b beri late tew b up- but when i wented tew bed- it didnt “stik” anna
ai woked up agin, wideawak- sew i thot aid spend sum tyme wid mai
cheezfwends-
but ai iz goen bak naow tew bed-agin ! by-by yawl !
{{{{sparkeysmom}}}}
*Rapz SM in Cheezpeepz Map blankee tu halp wif deh gud sleepz.*
Ohai guiz, it be erlee heer, oar layt…depenz hao yew luk attit.
I b thinking dat if u b waking up, it b early….adn if u hazn’t been tu bed yet, well den it b late.
It’s neerlee lunshtiem heer! Dere aer awlwaiz sum cheezpeeps awayk, watebber teh tiem!
Zaklee cween! Hao yew bin?
i b gud!! I haz deh ‘playdate’ wif deh adarablol grandsun tuday!
Hao fun! Wii jes partee fur mai grandsun inna erlee munth, he terned 8. Ai need to git sum pics on mai profyl.
wat in da werld happend to dat kittehs tail?
Yep, it luks liek teh goggie chood it!
lukz like da kittehs tayle gottid nommed bai da goggie !
(but wuz awl hayr n bown- not gushie fud- sew himz spitted it owt !)
did u guize c dat ICHC won da bloggerz choice award fur da bestest animal blog ?!
yay ! go Ben ! congratz tew da bigcheez an awl da comminters !
lol very funny
ya have fud in yer teefs? ooOOoo……….I can haz it?
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watcha got innerr annywaise
Kitteh desides to go spelu…… cayve eksploring. Hmmm I can haz gazmask and hedlite?
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Lol, FTW!
“An deez be teh stahlag… sthlag… um tings hangeng daon… “
Lolz!
*wanners in sleepily*
*blinks*
Remins me uv a kitteh an goggie when ai was a kid. We had a black Grate Dayn, an a black an white kitteh. Fur sum reezon, tehy bof wuz happeh when the goggie pikked up teh kitteh bai teh hed an karied him aroun. Teh naybors kept calling us n saying, Yur goggie kildeded yur kitteh! an we wud say, Nope, tehy bof happeh, iz awl gud. Kitteh had funneh ring aroun neck wif no fur coz uv it, tho.
Ai needing tee, aifink. Ai hating shorter days n cold n fings…
I has a tee, u wanteng sum? ~o)
dentist kitteh is cleaning goggie’s teeth
not want interrupt teh lolz
but dat cat has a tale problem
what is?
Teh goggie has likked teh kitteh’s hinder-parts. I used to bring home teh orfan kittehs and gib dem a bottel and mai goggie likked dem and luv’d dem and mommyed dem. Der tails luked like dis allways. It’s okay.
alternative LOL caption-giv me bak that pees ov my tale
Kitteh is doin her impursonayshun of teh fishez dat swim arown and kleen a sharkz teef
what a kyoot kitt *splort*
DEAR GOD, why has no one brought the CCC.
*picks up and re-packs teh braynz*
*patpatpat*
*hands out teh floofy blanket*
*opens teh choklit kabinet and lets omegakitteh have at it*
a hoem-caer kitteh will check up on ur after-caer and bring u a fresh CHRG.
*puts on floofy blanket eats choklit* erutparC ehT u knht
~i fink mah bwaine in bakwurdz~
im yr
indentured survant
Okey, you’re gonna need new fillings, and we just need to clean off this stuff here, do you floss every day? You should. Debbie, get the cleaning jet.
Kitteh turnin goggie frown upside daoun.
this is kind uv gross
akshully
Kibbles & Bits, doggie treat, bark off a stick you fetched. *pulls back head* Dude, yew need Tic Tac!
hey every body i just joined and i nneed freinds plz be mne