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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hoamin hummin burd?
ROFL@@@@elebenty!!!1!1 Concwatz, Annipuss awn tawp spot!
I saw u in teh Lunnon Tymes oar whatever it wuz. WOW!!!
Fang Q. Yiss, It wuz teh Lunnun Times. Wazn’t kwite wat Ai sed, but awlmoast!
Datz teh wai ov it– I been misquoted tew, inna local paper ware ebbereebuddee gnu me an thot I reely sayed taht…no fun!
Nice Picture!
(I got nuthin’ else)
I hate to sound like a PhotoShopped Troll, but is that bird real? It seems a bit too large to be a hummingbird. Still, an excellent pic…
U got plentee ov nuttin ♫
Hold ur hand up tew teh pic, an u can see taht teh hand is smaller, sew burd matchez. My 2 cents…
Yeah, I see what you mean, ZF. It’s just that my limited experience with hummingbirds makes me skeptical that they would let you capture and hold them. I guess they could be domesticated somehow.
Arrrrgh! My brain hurts now! Move along! Nothing to see here!
See b-loe l
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Wii iz gonna fix ur brayne. U needz moar ruffij.
Hold still, I getz teh cabbage stew!
*continyewz in ernest mode*
I do bleeve tehy band hummerz, sew sumbuddy noez hao to ketch em!
wud sumpin in teh debreiffng kart halp? *runrunrun awai fass*
No no, com bakk Karen! U iz awn teh rite trakk! Maus iz gonna wanna be debreefded bye teh tyme we r dun wif him. But if he donut get bakk heer soon, Karen u hav tew tayke over 4 me, k?
Mausie, u iz a nogud sport– u nawt com bakk foar debreefin! Fooey awn u! I goin owt inna gardin an eet wermz nao, see u-awl layter!
Sry ZF. Teh pleh werks introoded…
himz duznt look 2 happee abawt it, iffn dat’s any consawlashun…
aw, crud…. dis woz ment 2 b furver up… wait an ai cutz an paystes…
eh? it inna rite playce afta awl! ignore me, peepz… ai haz a confuzzled!
Iz Word Press! Doan’t wurree, fings get putted at teh bottum uv teh messijis an den juss wen u fink u aer goin sillee, dey pop up in teh rite plaes!
nawt attal – WP duz stoppi fings sumtiemz.
Just to pop in…
It’d be odd to domesticate a hummingbird. When you’re studying them in the wild, you basically put a trap around a feeder, hide behind a bush, and close it when they go in. Then you grab them and take measurements and band them then you hold them like this (it’s called a photographer’s grip, you can see why) and then you release them! I’ve helped with a hummingbird banding project before. But you have to get a special bander’s license to do hummingbirds because they’re so different than other passerines. Sorry that was completely bird-geeky.
but
but
bird-geeky = good
ai finkso
{{{{{{bird geeks}}}}}
*noddings*
Menny cheez gurls git week inna neez fur teh geeks. U gots a prololpelr bknee?
*swoons ober geeks*
Just showz that all infomation worth havin is available rite on this site!
Just ask an cheezefrens will anwswer.
Thanks for that though Falka; my initial reaction was ‘what’s this cruel
thing doing here? If it’s banding / research rather than showing off,
I’ll switch off my fret-o-meter.
Cheers,
Gerry
If you’re going to be geeky, you should know that hummingbirds aren’t passerines.
awright!! bird-geek smackdown!!1
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(srsly, is OK, but kinda funny anyway. hope falka duzzn’t have teh hert felines)
Hummybirds akshully goez into a coma instedz of regular sleepin. I guess you cud grab one while dey were in da torpor state
Accordin 2 wikki, dey can be ennifing frum 2 inchis up 2 8.5 inchis lawng. Ai doant fink it iz `shopped
See moar uf Ana’s amazing pics at
http://www.images.nbii.gov/birds.php?pageSize=48&page=28
Dun kno how she duz it…mebbe slips dem burds a mickey?
OK. I’m convinced. It’s an amazing pic!
ohai 3cattails,
fer me, this linky duz nawt werk unless ai take out teh 3w’s frum it. Then it werks find. lotsa nice picshures, fer sure.
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These pictures are no daowt taken during mist-netting studies. Ornitholologists puts up very fine nets (like mist, getz it?) and waitfer teh birds to fly in. Then (carefully) removes them, makes the mezurements, sumtimes putz the little band on their legs, then away they go. Yew can notices in the picshur here how the hand is holding the little feets (delicately but firmly) … while the bird gets a bead on teh target …
Sry teh link nawt werk. Ai iz a burd wacher but nebber had teh opera-tune-netty tew be banding teh burds. Wud be teh awsum! Ai feed teh lil hummers an luv tew wach em zip around. Tehy iz vry feisty an fite obber access tu teh feeder.
Nawt yer fault about the link; it’z teh werdpretzel way of doing things. It werks fine if yew take out the w’s.
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Yep, hummers is feisty. One time ai found wun in the middle ob teh city, sitting on teh sidewalk. No flowers around; he ranned out of energy. Ai picked him up and took to a colleague hoo studeed the hummers. We mixed up some sugar water, gave him a drink, openeded teh window and held him outside. He looked at me, said “bzzzztttt!!!”, and flew off. I donut think that “bzzzzzztttttt” meant thnxbai.
OK, peeps. Let’z think about this darts thing. This hummer is probly in a game of bardarts. Pint of beeeer, target awn teh wall, myoosic awn the jukebox.
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But … wut about lawng-distance darts? Then yew donut wants a hummer. Yew wants a .. well, yew wantz a bar-tailed godwit.
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2382493
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and then yew wants to step back a loooooooooooooooooooong way frum teh target.
a.
long.
way.
http://www.dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/10/22/godwit-bird-flight.html
Hmmm…power darts fer extreem dart boarding. Shud consider dis sport for teh nxt lolympics.
ooh, yes ai finkso.
Sweet story.
Wen ai wuz a liefgard at a laek, ai seed a liddul hummer dat ranned owt uv enerjee rite ober teh waddur & falled in. Wii got boat close enuf & ai wuz abel to skoop him up. Ai letted him warm & dry himz fevvurz in teh sun & ai giveded him shugar waddur to drink frum mah hand (akshulee week iced tea wif lawts uf shugar innit). Himz wuz sew kyoot! Wif enerjee replenisht & fevvurz warm and dry, himz went flitting awai.
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Nevvur had to saev an akshual purrsun frum drowning — but ai did saved a lief!
FTW! also awesum.
Ohai 3 Cattails! Cents u feed teh hummers, fot yood njoy dis…
http://www.abigailsings.com/hummingbirds/
Wow! Thnx fer teh link, fikshunkitteh. Thet iz amazing!
I livs in Noo Orlens, and wen we had to evvac…eevaku…evacku…leave teh city fur Hurrycane Gustav last munth, I went to sta wif sum frends in St.Francisville, not so far frum where theese pics were taken. My frends had manny hummmybird feeders along teh edge of their bak porch. We sat on teh perch, I meen porch, during all teh wind an rain, drinking wine an watchin the hummybirds, who never stopped feedin and zipping around during teh highest winds! I wooduv thot that those winds wood knok them to teh ground, but they diddnt seem to be bothered at all! I’ll nevver furget that.
No, it’s real… It looks like a Rufous Hummingbird… It’s got to be…
That’s the only one in this Hemisphere that can be that big…
“This” hemisphere be a bit nonspesifik, sins tehre be cheezpeeps norf, souf, eest, n west.
Until dey awl meet agin, eben.
Iz a Violet-fronted brilliant (Heliodoxa leadbeateri) frum Souf Merica. See link abov but taek owt teh www to maek link werk.
U b needin kawfee or teh skoch? Oar wus it awl dat cheez yistrdai?
Mebbeh, frun awl taht cheez, he needz moar ruffij….
Ya, nice picture!
A teacher i know likes playing darts….
…idk, what else to say.
Gud morning, cheez-peeps!
I haz a gud noos! Mr. G is home an doing grayt! He haz had a grayt rekuvvery an may not even need teh surgeries! We haz a BEEG HAPPEH! He is HOME HOME HOME!
Aym going off-line nao – today is 1-week anniversary uv owr wedding. He is here to cellybrayt with meh, whut moar culd ay ask for?
Fanks to awl teh cheez-peeps for yor luvvin wurds an hugs. I signs orf nao fur teh weekend, but will be bak in cheez-land erlee neggst week. Plz to shayr teh gud noos wit awl teh uther cheez-peeps, az I noes they has had a wurree fur us.
{{cheez-peeps}} Hugs frum yor luvvin Gremlin (Mrs. G.), and Mr. G., and Dexter
Dat iz berry gud nooz! haz a happi sillybrayshun. Bless u bofe!
My kittehs call these Nommingbirds. They cant kech em tho-kittehs is indoors only.
so’z mah Jewel! Her’z kinda a ’scape artist, tho. lolz
that grate nooz!
We seez U neggst weeek
Kbai
{{{Gremlin fambly}}}
Happee dans, happee dans!!! Enjoy ur tiem togever – u’ll hab alawt to b reedinging wen u gitz bak.
Happitial fur u and congratchumalatsuns! Wish u both nine lives full uf happiness.
sawree ai not knoes da full storee, but ai still haz a happee 2 heer dis! happee anniversary and much lubs from teeny tiny Orkney 2 u and Mr Gremlin.
Ai ditto tew comint abuv, cept fur teh Orkney…well Orkney ok but Ai sends my lub an happee fots tew u bofe! ♥♥♥♥
Great news! Will keep you both in my prayers!
Wut Valesa sayed! I SOOOO happitayle for yewawll!
*happeh dansdansdans*
Has a weekend full uv awsum an luvings an fings! Ai so berrrrrry happeh fur yu! {{{{{{{{{{{Gremlin n Mr Gremlin n Dexter}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Berry Happitayle 4 u, Gremlin!
Wishin u an Mr Gremlin a lawng an happee, helthee lyf 2geddur.
Gremlin n Mr G n Dexter
Ai doz happi dans wif mai Buddy kitteh wif such gud happinews, an sez “KThnx” to Ceiling Cat an ebbrybodee that sended gud foaghts. Dat be wunnerful! Hab a snuggl happi purr weeken, wishin u awl a loooooooong happi eber after
Gotta go wipe faas, aiys iz leakin!
Kthxbai
taht iz graet gud nooz! hooray taht mr. gremlin iz feeling better an kan go home wif gremlin! hope him continyooz to get better an not need surjuriez!
for those hoo missed it, heer iz gremlin’s orijinul post frum last friday:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/17/funny-pictures-a-waste-of-my-climbing-abilities/#comment-473660
Fan Q lumarmommy, wuz nyse to kechup on stuffz we nawt sing!!
But what abuot billiards?
Billiurds, you is on ur own.
Maybe u cud get sum halp frum baby armadillol?
Does u haz to put shuger on dartbord?
Nay, jus paint a brite red flower insted uf bullseye.
Patriot self-guiding bar dart.
Noez, if twer Patriot, twud be red wyte an bloo!
eets camofel, camyflagg, cam,….made soes ya cain’t see eet.
Y dint I fink ov taht?
’cause yer nawt a devious, skeptical, machavellian stagehand.
Iz my neggst ride to the cheezraces!
Hay frenz!
Happy FCCIAC! (Fank Ceiling Cat Iz Almowst Caturdai)
N E bodee gots planz 4 teh wiik-en? Ai mite werk, but it depenz ifn ai gets enuf rest. Tihs cold/bronkytis fing has kiked mai butt 7 wayz 2 Sundae.
Ohai RHSB how is Uz
This Caturdai in mah town the firemanz is habing an open house
dey is wanting female volunteerz for the volunteer fire department
dere is fud, free rides on fire trucks and of course firemenz
I has so mush to do becoz we is moving in a munff
but I iz finking of going, does U wanna come?
some of us want FYREWIMMENZ!!!!!
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plzkthxhubbahubba
I thot of ICHC when I readed deh notice at the community center
bout firemenz!
Ai can’t bee there, cuz ai has tu werk on Caterdays. But ai iz enjoyin a rare dai befor Caterday off werk. Gonna stay hoam an catnap wif teh kittehs.
**SIGH**
Ai miss dose dayz. Ai usta sleep in awn Caturday an snorgle wif Josie.
*snif* Ai misses mai bebbeh sew hard.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Buts is dere a petting zoo and Naughty Barn? Or vice versa?
A coupla weeks ago when it was Nationlol Prevention of Fire Safety Week, one of teh firestations nearby had a open house onna Saturday. I rly wanted to go but I had something else going on that day. Dangitall.
LOL – teh fyremenz be preventin fire saftey?!
Well — teh firez iz job sekyooritee fur dem…
Ohai rhsb!!!!! I sew sawrree u got teh pleh URIz. Yuk. Mai planz inklood dancin wif teh NYCBallet, singing wif teh Met, and climbin Mt Eberest.
Um.
Nawt.
Akshully if I get teh hows bacyoomded, I be doin good!
LOL, zf! Dat sownz lyk mi. Ai gots 2 do laundree an trai 2 get stayn outta mai shirt. Ai gots Cafe Moka onnit. Luuked lyk sumwun frowed mud on mi.
Mebbe 2 fyremenz cud blast it owt wif tehre beeg hose?
**begins daydreemin abowt fyremenz wif beeg hoses**
Ai ment “Mebbe ai cud gets teh fyremens 2 blast it owt wif teh beeg hose.”
Butt ai gots distracktid…
Duz dis inbolb de breefing, 2???
Dat awlmos luk liik Fibbanacci. @ nawt sekond, ai foaught it mit be brev…, abbrev… wai to sai Fibbanocci shorter!
Sew, wats a Fibbanocci?
Iz sumfing ai wanna b referrin to?
Fibonacci = italyun mafmutishun
prolly most faymus foar Fibonacci series:
0+1 = 1
1+1 = 2
1+2 = 3
2+3 = 5
3+5 = 8
8+5 = 13…
keep adding the last result to the new result, i.e. next is 8+13
has lots uv inneresting propertees… wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_number
OK, ai remuv geek hat naow.
tessm, yoo rly smart!! Dis lil burdy bringing owt geek in awl obus, aifinkso.
Aifinkso! Iz fun waerin geeks hatt
Fanx, tessm fur splainin Fibonacci wyl ai waz nappin in sunbaeam.
Hm, tihs seemd revelant tu mai intrests so ai share:
http://www.xkcd.com/493/
(Teh sayme comic dis wun wunce about us:
http://www.xkcd.com/262/ )
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Otay, tiem tu du sumfing useful wif mai day.
LOL! Reely luv teh sekond one!!!1! Thnx fur sharon.
ai luvs xkcd
He He, Me 2, nao taht Ai no ‘bowt it!
Oh grate. Der goes teh rest uf teh morning.
*noddings agen! Sed 2 myslef*
Slef, yew muts olny going on fur lil wile. Heer Ai still iz lebenty ours l8r!
Probly nobodee will see mai post, so many ahed a me. (Just az wel, reelee,
wid mai pidgen lolspeak!) Iz kiddie hand in pic, nd iz possible 2 hold humminbrd. Ai wurkd wun day at Wildlife Waystation in CA, nd got 2 monitur bebe lions (nice birfdae it wuz). In small aminal tralur, ai gots to syringe-feed nuborn bebe skwerrls, feed possums (skarey tings wid sharp teefs!), nd kleen bebe birdee cages. Had 2 pick up bebe humminbrd 2 change papur. So ai helds bebe humminbrd in mai hand! Dis could be jubenile brd not ebbl 2 fli yet.
i seed yor post! so iz possible to hold hummyburd, for feeding an caring, an also for studying an tagging! ichc iz very edumacayshunal, nebber kno wut yoo’ll lurn next!
oh, an yor lolspeek iz fine, tehr are no roolz exsept say nice fings, an tehr are many different aksents an dialekts
LOL.
Awesome!
epik win
Hmminbird sez:
fyoo ^_^ fankoo fankoo — wyngz was tyrd
~LOLZ a hummin bird ^_^
R wii reddy, hoostn? Iz reddy fer BLAZTOpF!
this is not a cat
Jus be shur dat duh bullseye iz red, an haz sugar watr onnit.
de mizzion iz zimple
hit the dartboard