Comments on: Cats:

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:44:06 +0000

btw i can haz u tube vidz! http://www.youtube.com/lovepuppy359 i fink

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:42:06 +0000

wazup pplz? btw who iz in teh itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh bcuz u guys missed a meeting! (guys and or girls)

By: gay!!!!

gay!!!! — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:19:04 +0000

omg that guy is so cute

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:40:45 +0000

This is my picture. Where did you steal it from?

By: Me Ow

Me Ow — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:02:58 +0000

don’t throw your cats. check out their shoulder joints or lack thereof. you put uncontrolled stress on cartilage, tendons and muscle. funny pictures are great but don’t risk your cat because you want to be able to say “hey that’s my picture, look how funny I can be.” just hit yourself over the head with something, i’m sure they’ll laugh.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:57:52 +0000

Yep, Ai saw dat wun, purty grate akshully ;

By: Bliss

Bliss — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:20:35 +0000

As most cat lovers have said above, if the cat was tossed and didn’t like it, it would be twisting and turning it’s body all around trying to LAND not be in full IMMA GET YOU! position. Just because the cats you have had in the past weren’t playful when they got older doesn’t mean that NO cats at an older age are playful. Remember cats get to that size when they are still on the younger side, they don’t become old and big in one foul swoop. Other posters have also put their own experiences with cats who like to attack people in as well, and they are older cats.

Get your stick out of your ass and be a condescending prick somewhere else, like to a picture that DOES involve animal cruelty. Thanks and goodnight.

By: Martha

Martha — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:37:40 +0000

Clever name: meow meow — sounds like you know (or remember, as I do)your 20th cent. world history! Good name for a guerrilla cat!

I’ve had 3 black cats. First one, around 1975, we named Count Blackula, after the movie a year or two earlier. As a kitten, if you cradled him like a baby he went after your jugular!

Second one was named by my cousin, from whom I inherted her: they named her “Her”! Oh, well. I called her “Kittykitten” but it really didn’t matter what I called her because we were the only two living crtters in the house: if I was speaking at all, I was talking to her, right? (She understood about telephones & paid no attention.) A friend suggested I name her Cleocatra, though.

Current black kitty is named Silk because of her coat — I should change it to “Satin,” but I’m too lazy to work on making it stick.

By: chocolatechipkitty101

chocolatechipkitty101 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 14:04:37 +0000

I agree!! We are on to the ninjas! o__O

By: emygirl

emygirl — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:10:58 +0000

KK4, I wunner hao ur kitteh gotz teh naym ov Ripper But jus won queshon — If he doz da jumpin ninja attak frum unner teh bed, doznt he hert hiz hed? Dat mus relly b tuff. An I remembr wen my Pouncie Poo (Pounce) wuz youngr. Hao doo yoo tinks she gotz teh naym Pounce?? Affer a wile, I jus tappity tappity tap tap mah belleh, an she jumps rite intuh mah armz! Wen I brot her hom, I srsly thot she was a kangaroo. Mebbeh dat be cuz I wuz leetle, mebbeh dat be cuz ov her supreem ninja skillz. I still dun no.

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:41:48 +0000

How did they get that picture? Really nicely done!

By: jengablayze

jengablayze — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:54:47 +0000

my fot exactly.

By: xtifr

xtifr — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:26:08 +0000

Look at shado uv kitteh tayul an hinquaters. Iz bazicly unifrm width. But doer goz away at angul. Shado shud be much widur at left. Alzo, looks at shado of kitteh paw. Ceiling at different engle there, shado shud be different, but iz same. Shado sez kitteh is right next to door, but door is to side of hoomin, and kitteh is in front of hoomin. Liter line on door becums darker line in kitteh shado–should be liter ther too. Diz shoppt. Pitchur of kitteh taken from abuv, wit kitteh curlt up on flat surfus.

By: CatFace

CatFace — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:25:07 +0000

Ok, with the cage on the floor and the George Forman grill on the desk it’s CLEAR
the hooman intends to EAT this kitty!!! He’s just defending himself!!!!!

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:38:26 +0000

ai hadda kitteh named “Sam=Sam” whut cayme frum shelter wiv taht nayme.
ai sed, teh kitteh sew nyce, tehy naymed himz twyce!

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:35:49 +0000

OK, obvious T.R.O.L.L. just luuking foar lulz (innall teh rong playces)
plz donut feed em ennymoar.
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Foar fyoochure ref, ms. troll, jumping from being indignant re: cat tossing to being indignant re: suicide iz a ded giveaway.
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pun FULLY inten-dead.
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plz 2 bee moar subtle neks tyme. an go sumwher else.

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:32:16 +0000

duz she meen “delusional”?
…
shud ai say that in teh propurr eenglysh sew shee can unnerstanz?
ou peut-etre in le lolfronsch? c’est plus de fun, je pense.
oui, je suis moron, aifinkso…

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:28:22 +0000

mai BC is naymed “Morgan”. dunno why. iz luv uv mai lyfe. haddim foar a week b4 ai fynallee naymed him — ai luuked down at him and sed, “Morgan. Iz taht yur name?”

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:19:17 +0000

mebbe Scents uv Hyoomur sniffs kinda lyke cotton candee? *luuks hoapfull*

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:17:01 +0000

yowzers!

By: Ms. Pendanski

Ms. Pendanski — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:08:22 +0000

Teh look. On teh guys face. PRICELESSNESS.

By: daisyj

daisyj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:52:42 +0000

I agree- iz shopped, but iz okei becuz iz verry funny.

By: cici

cici — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:45:13 +0000

my black cat’s name is meow meow. best cat name FTW. My cat doesn’t jump but he does kamikaze everyone that comes in my house. By kamikaze i mean stalk, sprint towards someones leg, jump on it, bite it as hard as possible then run away never to be found again until 5 minutes later when he does it again.

By: shurato

shurato — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:27:13 +0000

Well, kitteh ninja is gonna flip out, cuz thats what ninjas do!

By: wonkydonky

wonkydonky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:48:04 +0000

AWE – SUM !!!

hao fun iz dat!

…kittehs roks da howse!

By: HorribleLicensePlates

HorribleLicensePlates — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:41:50 +0000

So tru!!!

By: smileycat

smileycat — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:34:07 +0000

dat is teh most shokkingllee stoopee fing ai’ve ebber hurd a troll say!
“only animals?”
*falls ober*
*has opposit of splort*

By: smileycat

smileycat — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:23:02 +0000

bout 20 yrs ago ai hadda kitteh naymed Peligro. he wuz blak wif no tayl at awl. yu had tu wach him cuz if he wuz in a crazee mood he wud run across the sofa, or bed or whuteber and JUMP at yu! he xpected yu to cach him an toss him back! he would do this ober an ober an ober! he started when he wuz liddle, jumping onlee a few inches. den when he got big he’d jump 4-5 feet!
ai onlee missd him once. he lookd at me awl cornfuzzled lyke ’stoopy slow hooman!’ an ai pikt him up an tossd him bak awn teh bed and he caym flyin rite bak fur moar!

By: smileycat

smileycat — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:11:41 +0000

hellooooo!!!1!! laydeez! pawz dis video at 2:20!

By: topcatz

topcatz — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:36:27 +0000

sum 1 needz chil pilz..iz sad 2 b sooo seriuz alll teh time..:(

By: phel

phel — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:44:02 +0000

he’s cute. I’d jump on him, too!

By: coolkitten

coolkitten — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:48:07 +0000

datz iz really funny howz did u getz dat picture?

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:07:14 +0000

Catch mii, daddee!!!

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:41:45 +0000

X-cell-ant — ai lubz teh Dali!!!!!11!!!@@@@@

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:30:09 +0000

Ninjuh Kitteh approaches wiffout… iz akshully muhffin pretty darn quick!!!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:26:30 +0000

Ohai SHD, kool video. Issat yer fayc innit ai C?
*finking tew slef, mebbeh stagehands r teh noo YNG??~~~yummmmms

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:21:35 +0000

…….^ ^ ^…
like Gemmi on gushifud (u shud see it!)
like hamstrs onna weel
like iec crem onna cone (no wait)
like jeckle on hyde
like kongaz inna lien
like LCB on fierminz
like manateez (huge oenz) in air
like ninjaz on a bictim
like octopussss on a roc
like Pinkee on pondering
like Quakrez on oatz
like roses hab teh thonrs
like sugr on aneefing
like tuna on tost
like umbrelaz onna beech
like velvit (Elviz) onna wall (no WAIT)
like water ober teh dam
like x-purtz onna prolbem
like YNGs on ……
like zebraz onna stampeed.
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(whew – nuttin els 2 du at teh 3 inna mornin wen teh sleep saiz “ai’m outa heer”)

By: Hermione

Hermione — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:54:15 +0000

Law of Grabity nawt appli to kittenses. Dis remind me of when Solly was a bebe kitten. I cawled him “Da Kitteh Dat Neber Sleeps” and he would leep off a chayr and land on owr heds. He nawt do dat anymoar, but dat gud. He wood scalp us.

By: wonkydonky

wonkydonky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:16:36 +0000

Y u no launch Tonya 2 Kim Jong Il wit Paris Gun?

By: wonkydonky

wonkydonky — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:11:15 +0000

I concur.
Cats not in on the fun Would be twisting & visibly agitated.

Zippo aiming self at your head, looks like determined Formula 1 driver.

By: Jess

Jess — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:56:18 +0000

Haha. When I read this, I just thought of Paul McDermott’s whale song: “Whales, they’re just really juicy cows that live in the ocean.”

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:45:41 +0000

oh noes!!! plz no jump in front of bus cuz da lolspeak hoomans cud capshun it.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:40:39 +0000

You need to seriously relax here. If you really want to be pissed and have a reason to rant and rave, email yourself to MSNBC. go away

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:28:06 +0000

my point exactly, very well said, and I think The Crapture will agree.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:25:06 +0000

Yur babies are beautiful. I be habin trubbles wid my computer, can’t put all of my kittehs on der yet, but soon. I’m a sucker for kittens with their tiny little tails and big macho terminator attitudes. Must be why I have 6 cats now.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:18:10 +0000

“Only animals”?
*falls over laughing*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:16:04 +0000

gone fer deh weekend.
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Oh dat wuz deh rhet tory cat, wuzn’t it?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:11:28 +0000

Where’s Maus with that debriefing cart when u need him?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:05:38 +0000

Jo, plz, untwist ur panteez.

By: Jo

Jo — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:48:20 +0000

“i’d think i’d have a hard time not jumping in front of a bus.”

- Suicide’s not something to freely throw a remark around for kicks, kinda like a cat, so rather than drag it out any longer, let’s end this ridiculousness because you could probably go on forever.

Take care of your cats people, they’re only animals.