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Meeeemreeeeee! All alone in the mooooonliiiiiight!
Taht’s MAI sawng!
Sing us teh sawng ,Ambercat!! Pwweeeeze , wiv suggar onna top!!
Ohwell, if yu insist…
*ahemhemhem*
MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTT!
Nawt a sown form teh
*deep breff*
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYVVVVMMEEEEEEENNNNTTTTT!
Has teh mune lawst her
Mamreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
She is smylin…..
Aloen
Tankuverreemush, Ai’s heer awl week. Try teh tryp! Donut fergit to tip yur wayter!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty!!!!!!
Tip? Tip? you ask, okay, here’s one of my Feelthy minded Husbinds tips-
I ROFLPIMP’d wen I heard it…
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‘Never rub another Man’s Rhubarb’ ….
Ai awlwais lyked “Donut eet yello sno” – gud tip taht!
yes. Berry portint when yoo wants to hab a Icepop.
I wud awuso <3 une of dose yewwo popisucles!
Ai’ll tip wayter ownly if he donut sing.
I ewsed 2 wurk 4 Kats, teh mewsikal. Ahhh, memries … Munkustrap were rather hawt, aktewally.
Mai dorter (sometimez is heer in teh saym naym) iz beein Grizabella in her midlol-skool perduckshin ob it in Febyewarie. (Pipes, she haz dem.) She praktisses alla timez. So, wif deh eerwerms krawlin all ober, ebbrybuddy in teh haus iz sumtimes hummin bitz widdowt notisin, like,
“are you blined wen yur borned, kin yu sea in teh dawk? Can yoo luk atta knig, woodju sit on himz frone? “
Ai awlaiz haz a sawft spot in mah hart fur Bombalurina wenneber ai seez “CATS” (which haz been cloes to 30 tiems). Ai lubs teh costyoom — an ai lubz teh “Macavity” song. Ai singd it in a community college showcase.
Bombalurina iz hoo i wantid. got stuck wit Grizabella insted. Stoopid drector. Says’only yew can reech teh high oktav at teh end.” duz nawt want gly costoom an ugly makuwp an yucky hair….DUZ NOWT WANT GRIZZYBEWLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can haz the smaller part ? isez. I lurves Macavity I sez. I can has pretty costyewm and slinky dance? i thinks but duznawt say. I gets big part with Memree and urgly cawstoom and old lady dans. Memree is nice, and walk up heavyside stayrs iz nyce. ebryting else–HIDYEEUS!!! DUZ NAWT WANT! blehc.
Mai fravrit is teh peeks an teh pollikuls sawng. It be sew berry punneh!
Yah! Tipz her/him ober! HHHHaaaaahahahahahaha!
glad yu’s not gon yet, I gibz yu hug. {{{{KCT}}}}
yay!!!!11111!!!!!! Dere iz a skool prodcutshin uv Cats at mi skool an I getz to bie Grizabella and singds da sawng. My mawmy hate hate hate DOES NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teh byoteeful song too, witch is I raw Nick.
ok rant iz don. blech.
For the confused: all comments by RBF before noon Cheeztime are the mom, the afternoon ones are the teenage daughter. Sorry, everyone. And why did we lose our blue name?????
*clappity clappity* Yay! but now my ears hurt…
That’s not a DVD. It’s not even a DVD-R. It’s a CD-R. Lol.
Iz Mungojerrie’s pawz, aifinkso. Or Mr Mistofelees?
Akshully, IRL, they cud be mai (Any)Jenny’s pawz!
da moosical nao avaylabubble!!!11!!!
Nawt kwite wat it meenz bai “Awn DVD”
well, an’ is rilly jus dat wun kat.
Or izzit LCB’s pawz, tryin to hang onto a shinee fing?
Doin Macavitee impurrsunashunz
Macaviteez teh mystery cat – heez called teh hidden paw.
Fur heez teh mastur criminul who can defy teh law.
Heez teh baffulmint uv Skotland Yard – teh Flying Skwad’s dispayr.
Fur wen yew reech teh seen uv criem,
Macaviteez nawt there!
I puts teh shiny things away for rite now. I feel a nice, brisk nap coming on.
C u guise laters!
Sweet dreems uv shiney fings and fyremens, LCB!
TTFN! Take care!
Sleep well, LCB. Enjoy teh drugz!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shinee fing!!
Iz I Blu Ray or DVD?
Errrrr… neither, that’s a CD he’s sitting on! (Sorry couldn’t help myself)
you iz CD. dat not right color for blu-ray or dvd.
Iz LCB teh kittin uv Mungojerrie an Rumpleteezer? *ponders tihs*
Hmmmm. Dat kud be. Daytin Macavitee, aifinkso.
‘z dere a man, hooz not herd of jelly-full kittehz?
that is ONE cat NOT two CATS
One Cat, Two Cat, Red Cat, Blue Cat
Nawt on a plane, nawt on a train. I will nawt baff heer oar dere, I will nawt baff anywhere.
KEWL!!!!1!! WAnts! Oooo. Ai haz an eerwurm…..Dancing in da moonlight! Da deee da da da!
blak kitteh has such silkee furz and purty pawzes
:splort
A splort adn no CCC?
O teh huge manatee (why he gets blamed alla tyme I dunno)
Sweepit sweeptiy sweepity all da braynes into teh bukkit.
Rinse wif purifed sparlee wadders.
pour dem back into brayne cabity.
replaces hedbonz
Covers wif baffing cap wif flawers
cover wif CHRG/wdoi
taypes, taypes, taypes all tight.
cover in Floofy rainbow blankee
Offur hawt chawklit wif icy creem and sprinklees. Awlso teh sortment of chonklits and biscotis.
o fanks WRr, fur deh reskoo, I appreshiates it
:sips hot choklit and dipz biscotti in choklit
Ah, Fromageamis!
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Bon matin / apres midi / soir (s’il vous plait to be selecting won).
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Je voudrais votre tenshuns, s’il vous plait!
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Nous Avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr dans le JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre!
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C’est next weeeeek weeek weeek!!!!1!11!!!elebenty!!!
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Scaree costooms are essen… eshun… muss be worn! Nous avons le applol bobbing, pumpkin chunkin’, trick or treat adn boocoo de otter partee games!
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/lolFronsch off.
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Nao, as ICHC gets borked affer 200 commints adn teh ‘Hu’s Tawking’ donut werk no moar, wii is going to has teh partee awl day long!!!!1!1!!
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Mebbe YU wood liek tu be a berry berry speshul guess host?
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Oh, adn fankies tu Lunarmommy fur teh awl day long partee sujeshjun!
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/lolFronsch on.
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Tout le Fromageamis est inbited est: Le Lurkurs, Le Gnu Frends, Le Old Frends adn eben Le Trolls… (s’il vous plait, leave le Troll mask at home)
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Merci boocoo!
* shoves LPB outta teh wai…
BOO HISS! so heer is sum warm forts, a huge marshdemallow filled chokklit manitee, sum hawt chokklit adn one sooper dubble xtra floofy cheezmap blankie tu keeping yu warm… ai shore teh otter cheezfrends lukk affer yu! feel butter soon LCB! 
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uff! taht handsome, yet Fronsch stranger! teh moonlite – he is awlways steelin eet!
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Nao, mai grate adn powerfloof TORmentor lolcatburglar… her has teh pleh Horse Piddle pointment todai, aifinkso… ai has seed hur commints so muss be teh ok, aifinkso but but but ai canut plai tonite
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{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}
oh, fang kyoo, lolpigburglar!! if i may beez so bold, i wuld liek to add a fyoo fings:
so lets maek shur ebreewun is welkom an inklooded in teh fun!
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nawt sekund, i beleeves tehr are being sum dark-an-stromy-night stories planned, so mebbee (dis wuz akshully sumwun else’s sugjestion, i’m just passing it on) we culd haz a cupple threds reserbed for teh story-telling (skaree costyooms still welkom ob corse) an tehovver trheds for teh nommng, drinking, dansing, chitchatting, an ovver carryings-on. so teh storees not gets too confuzzled. if taht’s possible.
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nawt-thurd, ifinkso it wuld be gud idea to be putting at teh top ob eech trhed a note taht wen teh post cownt hits 200 to plz be clikking “show all,” dis be a gud reminder, speshully for noo peeples hoo might not kno dis and wuld miss owt on commints.
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nawt-furst, it wuld be gud for all teh regulolars to maek shur ebreewun gets welkomed an ebreewun gets replied to, espeshully teh noocomers an teh not-so-offen posters. iz sad wen sumwun tries to joyn in teh fun an no wun talks to tehm
it was being a dark and stormy and scary night …
oooh, tehmz are teh bestest kind!
Awww, yoo R sew nys LM tew fink ob noobees adn inklooding tehm ♥♥♥♥
GP, dint yer mama telz u bout shovin LPB’s aroun? nawt so bery nice…naow
say u bez sorry…him can’t halp deh Fronsch stuff!
duz u haev a splitted purrsonality, youz piggehz? deh gotz halp fur dat.
Ar fayvrut! Tuk mai mom tu c it twyss when it wuz hiir. Happii “Memriiz” uv taht. *SIGH*
…now and forever…
Oh, I haz a happeee!!!! I puttinged 4 moar peepz on deh map tuday!! wii now haz 258 peepz onna map!
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Thank yoo ebbreewun whoo being on deh map!! I preesheeatez deh trust u haz puttinged in mii bai emayoing a ’stranger’. I promissez not tu b giving owt deh emayo addresses or spamming oar enneefing like dat. I b onnered.
Dis bees a wundermus fing yoo doing, cweenmj!! Ai LUBS teh cheezmap. An ai wuz so happee wen ai seeing Gibbocat on teh map yesterdai!!
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}
Ai luvs da werks cweenmj putting into dat fing, da cheezmap! {{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}} Ai most liekly see awl u awn 11/3. *SIGHS HUJELY* Ai miss awl ov mai cheezfrens!
It mading mai day tu getting deh emayo frum Gibbo! I hoping dat he will b kumming tu playing wif uz sumday soon.
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Adn now PB2K b on deh map!!
Happee dans, happee dans!!
I haz a happi fur cweenmj… and ai haz a happi to knowz dat thar be anudder cheezpeep near to me!
Thnx fur yur werkins to maek cheezmap fur cheezpeeps to noe each udder IRL.
U da cween, cweenmj! {{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}
{{{{KCT}}}}
And {{{{awlla cheezpeepz}}}}
It b fun fur mii tu du.
Sooo clevar!!! Hahahahhahaha!
Baibai eberwun! See u wen ai gets bak! Luvs to awl da cheezpeeps! {{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Bai!!!
*wavez deh floofee pawz tu deh norf*
*Wabes deh floofee paws to de souf* Sees u wen ai gets bak! Ai reely srsly am gonna miss da cheezland and cheezpeeps! *wipes a liddlol wet from da eyes wif a floofy paw*
yaayy! i r be buying it! doz it come wif cheezburger?
I have the rare rescratch of this edition.
iz da Tailkinker lvn kuz aiz heer? ai noed dat Brazilian bikini wax wuz nawt gud ai sez NAWT WANT NAWT WANT but Kitty Rou’ is rl rl jellus an shii alla tym at da windoh syin an cryin
pffft
sheeza slut
well bai bai Tailkinker! wii shal bekum frenz wen u reternz fum wereber yuz ternin tu.
…..waiting for the Great Pumpkin-
To come this Halloween!
is tat mr mistofleezez pawzez? dey iz purdy
ooh yayz i wonder if tey ment catz mewsicul or a random dvd