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dis kitteh haz a bit of OCD himself.
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Ah Bonjour LCB – umm, s’il vous plait – je can hang dis ici?
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Ah, Fromageamis!
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Bon matin / apres midi / soir (s’il vous plait to be selecting won).
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Je voudrais votre tenshuns, s’il vous plait!
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Nous Avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr dans le JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre!
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Scaree costooms are essen… eshun… muss be worn! Nous avons le applol bobbing, pumpkin chunkin’, trick or treat adn boocoo de otter partee games!
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/lolFronsch off.
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Nao, as ICHC gets borked affer 200 commints adn teh ‘Hu’s Tawking’ donut werk no moar, wii is going to has teh partee awl day long!!!!1!1!!
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Mebbe YU wood liek tu be a berry berry speshul guess host?
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Oh, adn fankies tu Lunarmommy fur teh awl day long partee sujeshjun!
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/lolFronsch on.
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Tout le Fromageamis est inbited est: Le Lurkurs, Le Gnu Frends, Le Old Frends adn eben Le Trolls… (s’il vous plait, leave le Troll mask at home)
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Merci boocoo!
Hoo doo boo coo to yoo too! Ohai! LoLPigburglar! Will dere be boo coo punch? Happee punch?
Ah KCT, ca va?
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oui, oui, oui! Nous avons boocoo de punch; je suis mixing it up dans LCB’s Sense of Depravity Bathtub maintenant…
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Aussi, nous avons sordid Horse Doovers, otter drinkies et boocoo de sugary treets!
Yummmmm………..!!!1! Bathtub hooch, cyoot! Yummmm……..!!1! Horse doovers, drinksies n oyesh, sugary treets! Will dere be sugar onna da sied? If ai can maeks it, ai can brings sum sugar duble buble sugar cukies!
mais oui! je has ordered un grande sack de “sprinkling sugar”
Ohhhhh. Bathtub hooch maykes da WIKKID hangobers. *shivers wif a memoree*
OOOOOooooooooooooooooooh!!! Mess shur, le piggeh burgular!!
I haz a warning pour zhuu.
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On zhe Safety Blanket LOL:
lolcatburglar
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I has a hongry. Can we plz has piggehs in blankets?
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I theenk eet bee een ur best interestez tew b finding uzzer employmentz, non?
oui, oui, mon ami Guinness Piggeh regarded ca…
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Il parle sumfing about le huge manitee? sur la “…and then Toby heard teh Rubber Glove” pic
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Je pense lolchatburglar has le mean agen! meh, elle ne pas de scare meh! je suis une grande strong lolpig! elle nawt hedbat moi liek mon petit ami! GRRR
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* flexes mussels
Whistling in the dark?
Qui? le musslols?
It’s the only thing I know how to do well…
Ooh la la!
le grande musselz!!
But uv korse, le grande piggeh avay le grande musselz!!
* flex, pose, flex, pose, FLEX et HOLD…
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* …et relax…
cween! cween! parle avec moi!
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* puts awn xtra strong Fronsch cologne et wafts bottlol sous cweenmj’s nose
?? wut? huh??
*lukkz up at zhe hansum piggeh*
Oh, Moan Sewer!
Zhe strong armz!!
Zhe strong *ah hak* kololog knee!!
***PG-13***
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* sum thyme passes by *
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* elebator music adn picshoore ob floofy kitteh awn screen *
Wil tru lub prebale?
Can this interspecies lub triumf?
Update at elebenty.
*parslee passes by *
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*sage passes by *
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*rosemary passes by *
O Hai Rosemary! ai nawt seen yu fur ages!
* straytens Faux Moose Stash et FCHRG(wdoi) *
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* POOF! LPB vanishes inna puff ob green smoke…
Parsley teh Lion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJjcT7Uipo
Tattle tale. Why you do me like this? Whut? You no liked teh nice song I rited for ur birfday?
*wobbly lip*
*cry-y eyes*
*sniffly nose*
{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}} Pleez don’t crai! Ai think cweenmj just wanted to purrtekt ar liddle GP! Just in cayse, yoo know.
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An ai KNOW she just lurved teh burfday sawng! We AWL luved it – becuz yoo ar the bestest sawng riter in ar hole whirrlled.
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Heer – ai still hav wun ov Maus’s beeytimaus Irish linnen hankees. Ai’m shur hee wont’ mynd if yoo use it. *luks sternlee at lcb) But yoo has to giv it bak! Ai promised Maus ai wud taek gud care ov it!
*wipes away a stray tear*
Thx, JCH4K. I’ve noticed that teh cween treets me harshlier than teh ohters but not as harshlier as teh trolls. Gives me a sad sometimes.
Thanky 4 teh hanky.
*HAWRNK* *sniff* *HAWRNK* *sniff* *HAWRNK*
*daintily folds hanky back up*
Here u go.
Ahem… speeking ob treeting summedy harshlier than teh otters…
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“Tuff Lubbs, ai practices it”
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Sound familiar???
*looks innocent*
I’m sure I don’t know WHUT u mean.
uh huh… well, ai canut stai mad at mai TORmentor – best of lukk at teh doctors amorrow; wii be heer wen yu gets back tu cheer yu up!
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{{{{LCB}}}}
Well, u knoes, u is my phlonquais so I has to keep u in line. But I is not anybuddy’s phlonquais.
I also has a little nerviss about tomorrow so I is kinda touchy today. I know it will be teh ok, but I just wants it to be OVER alreddy. Pleh.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
*keepin stuff crost fur ebbreefing to be okee-dokee*
an e-breefing? is that done online or sumfing? the highest bidder?
An – bai teh way – haz enewun noticed that there is a STAR-STUDDED five -way TY makrame up heer??
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lolcatburglar, Maus, Phillipe d’Beaker, MicklPickl AND PwnedBy2Kittehs!! Awesume!
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An ai hoep awl ov yoo will still go to teh Ty Boo Teek to pick out sum nice prezzies!
If cweenmj iz still heer, she can remind yoo ov awl teh deliteful things yoo
can get there!
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An teh PI stawl haz fresh Applol Strudle today! ai can smell it frum heer!!
Oh noes, lcb! Ai am shur yoo must bee Miss Staykin!
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Ai awlso know fur shur taht cweenmj thinks yoo ar teh Cat’s Meow!! AND teh Cat’s Pajammies!!
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*taeks hankee frum lcb cairfullee an. . .puts it away.*
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There! Ar yoo feline bedder nao???
*sniff*
Kinda.
I has to go now. I has a date wif Dr. TinySturgeon tomorrow and has to … prepare. I might be checking in now and then this afternoon/evening but we’ll see.
*d’Beaker sticks his head in the door*
did sumwn say strudle?
off to the Pi Stawl, quick.
then i must back twerk, but
stroodle and tea sounds like just about
the solution to this difficult equashun ai is studying.
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oh btw, Janet, there wuz a question back on the what little old lady picture, an inquiry about the Amphibiantheatre, and the otter Cheezland landmarks named after you. Ai did my best to answer.
Thank PdB!
Ai dint see it. Ai’ll go an luk an see! Ai expeckt yoo got it rite – but ai doo think we needs teh lizst!
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An dont furgit to order teh Strudel “mit Schlag!”
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Sumtaims ai think laif wud bee way simplur if Tee an Strudel reelee WERE teh solutions to ebreething!!
big time-waster here — stack the cats! http://www.thefrown.com/?/games/-2/384
Ai hads tu tern it off cos it waz damagin mi brane! Berry adictivz!
Cats ‘n’ Racks: Yer doin it wrong!
Depnds on yer taysts ai gess =D
okay-eben Dolly Parton couldn’t fit 7 CATS in her rack!
Az i wuz going tu st. Ivez,
I met a man wif 7 wivez.
Ebbree wive had 7 rakkz.
Ebbree rakk had 7 catz…..
* pictures wife wib 7 racks…
Cross-site reference WIN! Well done, that Maus.
Or maybe: WOW! Those cats are STACKED!
Kittehs AWLWAYZ stack teh odds. Sew were aer teh even kittehs?
a place for eberything
and eberything in its place!!
Heh .. my kitteh wud nebber in a millyon yeers be this tidee. Thar wud be brawl ‘bowt who gits top cubby. Big hissee-scratchee-fightee. Cubbys wus be all ober de roem … prolly puffs of kitteh fluff (floofy kitteh mayk big floofee mess when dey brawl). Den dey wud all go sprawl on bed in a big nessee bunch. No tidee kittehs here!
littel boxes made ov ticky taky
der’s a grene wun n a pink wun n a blu wun n a yellah wun…
♫ an dey all luk jus de saim ♫
n’ the kittehs in dese boxes, dey all goes to kittehgarten,
n’ dey all gets puts in boxes, littel boxes, all de same.
n teh kittehs n dese boxes awl drink dere kittinis dri
n dere awl made owt ov ticky tacky
n dere awl jus teh saim
hee hee, eerwurm!
I fink mebbe der’s a lot of Peet Seeger fans heer r wi als wach Weeds.
Iffen boxes hab skoch tayp, kittehs will hab mutant powers adn turn intu inkredibul hulk wen angry. Wot am I saying? AWL kittehs du dat!
Didid u sai “skoch?” Hay, Maus … jd siad “skoch!!” Sew, wer izit, huh?
*bryngs owt a bottul ob 50-yeer-owld single-malt genuwin Skottish skotch*
*Hold out
bucketglass*Might I have a dram or six?
Plees 2 b filin Maus’ glass awl teh wai to spill sum onna floor so ai kan haz sum 2 wile atwurk.
*Der bottul in kweschun howlds 30 gallons, sew Maus’ glass oberflows awlmowst immejitly adn a small lake forms on teh floor. Yu see kittehs running in wib canoes and sailboats.*
… and strawz.
Stack-a-Cat
Sacred Kitteh Totem Pole
Stack cats… iz a palindrome… (still one of my faves)
do geese see god
step on no pets
Senile felines (not sew gud acshully)
I made yu a commint … but wordprezzel eated it, so here tis agin:
senile felines -noder plani … palllni … wurd sequins splleled same bof ways.
Kitteh cubbies!!1!!
towur ov kittehs
Bidness kittehs traveling in teh Japan stay in teeny-tiny hotel rooms.
*snerk*
Maaaahhhhmmmm! Can’t yu just buy us a reel kitteh condo lyk teh ovver kittehs get?
crazee cat lady’z kitteh filing system
Plz to put each kitteh in correct ordeh. Maek shur eech in absolumute ordeh. Skware kitteh wif skware kitteh. Rownd kitteh wif rownd kitteh. NO WUN OWTA PLAYCE! IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolz~ ^_^ da kittehs dey r stackular ….
*ggrrooaann*
Catstack kittehs awlways ordur from Jackstack BBQ in KC.
R U sur the hyoomin doan hab catstack febber?
tower uv kitteh power
top cat luks lyke himz has a grumpee
yeah butter itza poor bottum kitteh taht hazza catshun onner teh fayse
I wuds take hims home aniway. Teh unhappi lukin kittehs shud comes an libs wif me. Well, not ALL of em. But sum!
sekkund from top cat looks grumpeest … mebbee hers wants on top
I tink dey mean OCPD hoomin…. dey ar perfecti… perifecty… dey always want tings rait.
Yup. OCPD iz mush moar like it. Peeplz allwayz gets em mixety up.
Aparment libbin at iz bestest!
kitteh hotel,
sowry, all roomz r full.
Indianah Jonez and the Tower of Kittehs
Hoomin no is ocd. Himz iz cdo. Iz jsut liek ocd, butz in rait order.
mai kittehs wud stai lyke dat fer at leest…..zero seckonds!
But kittehs r not in right colour combinashun aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Ov da 7 dwarfs kittehs, dere beds were stacked caws Sno Wite didn’t wanna sweep arown 7 beds jus 1. Doc cudn’t tayke it enny moar so he went bak down to da mien singing, “Ohai, ohai, it off awai from her wii goes…”
LOL
Ai wunt mai…
kitteh stak
kitteh stak
kitteh stak
Ai wunt mai…
kitteh stak
kitteh stak….
Ohai SMOM! Niec to see yoo? Wher have yoo been???
Ink wiring mindz wanting tu no.
*waves floofee pawz tu deh norfwest*
*reeches owt beeg orinj paw, jentlee – oh so jentlee – patz SMOM on teh antenners*
Fanks Gremlin!
U noe whut? Ai uzed tew dryv wun ob tohse carz tehy naemd avter yew.
Wuzz NAWT sew pret tea tew lurk at, but Ai bet teh engine STILL wurks (wair ebber et iz)
{{{Snorgle}}} Ohai mai cween!
Tewday Ai tuuk a lighter tew teh skewl and put owt a can dull wif dry ice.
Wuz a pre vew foar Awl Hallow Seive. (Teh skewl iz clozd awn Friedegg.)
hrmph it eeted mai wurdz tew yew.
Ai noe tehy wheel venture lee show up, sew Ai wheel just *SNORGLE* yew again.
{{{{{SMOM}}}}}}
playing wif deh dry ice adn deh candul soundz fun!!
Et truuulee wuz. Ai cannoe wayte tyll wii dew teh udder stuff.
Ai hadda gud dae… Maed shur teh kidz awl nu teh K9, Fee Lyn, E quine, Bow vine stuff. Dinnut get intew teh rest ob et but wii menshund vull peen & hom in id.
Gud kiddoz.
Peas Esss Teh 2nd paj stuf getz me awl cornfuewz. Iz leica mayz!
{{{Schmoo, 4 anna haf kittehz!!}}}
Ai am awl tyed up wif teh IRL stuff. Iz phun, but Ai mizz yew awl grately!
Chilleeez!
Yew wyn teh gaem sho!!!
Ai wheel sedna yew elebenty dollurz in giftish sir tiffy cats… foar Chileeez ob corse.
hmmm elebenty chilly giftish sir tiffy cats? Yew gotz rum foar taht manee moar kittehz?
Whoever captioned this clearly has no idea on what OCD is.
And you’re an expert, I suppose? *sigh*
Don play wif teh t-r-*-l-l Prysma.
ai has teh OCD (ov a sort) an aim nawt uffendered bai teh capshion. STN!
Uf korse, lyke menneh uther things in lyfe, OCD haz a range. Sum uv teh most produktiv peepuls ay noes is OCD – we are hylee valyood fur owr attenshun to detayl.
Sum OCD behayvyors ar less funkshunal than uthers.
Mahself, I lykes to sort mah gummi bayrs by kullor befoar eeting them. An mah sweet tartz an mah lyfe savers. Nawt shor it halps ennything at awl, but I lyke to eet moar organyzed fudz.
Mr. G – he iz a psychollygist by trayde. He feels duty bownd to “halp” me with mah personalytee developmint. He duz things to “halp” me – “halpful” thingz lyke puttin teh rong non-matching kuller lid on contayners.
Ai lyk yu, ai sorting mai candees n fings.
Mefinks teh goal is to dryve me . . . sane.
heh heh *nervuss laffter*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyfing but taht!
Lots uv peeplz has little bitz of OCD in theyr brayns. Teh synetists sayin that havin little bit of OCD is gud, ownly getz bad wen terez 2 mush of it.
Is laik most tings u can has in ur brane… little bit is gud, but 2 much, u doan’t want!
Hai Callsta! havn’t seen yoo in a wile!!
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Ar yoo awn cweenmj’s CheezPeeplMap? Ai dint see yoo there last taim ai luked!
Wud bee nice to have yoo there!!i
heya Jaaaanneeeet, ya heer? got summtin to show ya
ai sortz teh M&Ms by culler; tehn ai eetz teh extra wuns uv each culler; tehn ai eetz wun uv eech culler in turn until tehy r awl gone.
ai am eesilee amused, aifinkso.
Ai takes a handful ob awl kullers n stuffs dem in mai mouf! Nom nom nom gud!!!
Me 2! I be nommin wif a quikness.
DK! Hao KULD yoo! *luks shokked*
I bet yoo mixes yor corms an yor mashed taters too, ifinkso! Me, I lykes them in nyce separate pyles on mah playt, ideally nawt tuching.
Tessm, I bleevs we is both eezily amewsed!
Iz teh funnee, becuz ai defnitee has sum CDO traits too!
An ob corse, corms n mashed taters MUST stai seprat!!!
creem corms and mashed taters must be mixed togedder. den adds budder and gravee.
I seez nuffink rong wif da sorting ob de colorz. I eetz de extraz before eating wun at a tiem, least fabrit to most sos dey all finish tugedder. Maykz candees last longer, tu.
Howebber, I iz boddered by dis pikshur. Teh green an teh peenk iz in de rong ordur.
*whispurs* I notissed that too but I wuzznt gunna say ennything, LOL.
Yep, sumtiems I lykes teh candees to finish at teh saym tyme too. Eet teh extras, then wun uv eech.
That plan haz mah gud-kitteh-hauskeeping seel uv approval.
*firmly puts gud kitteh seel uv approval on paypur*
Purrrrsunalee, ai wud haz put teh baskitz in rainbow-ordur befoar letting kittehz okyoopi dem. Teh kittehz, ai wud nawt be tryin to putz in ordur (too menny pointy-enz & purrrrsunaliteez).
An teh stuffies on my liddul gurl’s shelves. Ai haz had dis obsession fur mennee yeerz — since ai wuz a liddul gurl!
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Az fur teh candeez. Ai duz dis wif sweetarts. Dey gets separated according to kulur, then put into rainbow-ordur. Werks rillee well wif teh liddul tubes uv sweetarts teh kidlet getz fur Trick-or-Treat (or dat ai buyz fur Trick-or-Treat). Sweetarts lend themselves nicely to being sorted in rainbow ordur.
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Ai haz to put ebbreefing in rainbow ordur. Yew shud see teh shirts in mah closet — or in mah dressur.
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Mah quirkiness — let me show u it.
aifinkso ebberywon has OCD juss a littlol bit – is nawt a purrsonalitee disorder; iffn anyfing issa cleerly an Order!!!
Iz multipul reezons whai ai iz PRYSM-kitteh.
An wun uv teh reezonz ai lieks yer avatar sew muchlee!
NS – I just NOO ther wuz fings we haz in commun!
I arraynges mah shirts and skirts in teh kloset in raymbow order too!
Teh dresses is arrangified by short sleev an lawng sleev, an within those catteygorees, by wun-peec an twoo-peec. I duzzint bother with cullurs on teh dresses.
Uv korse teh shoos is grooped, but I haz too menneh to fit on teh shelvs. So they is in kleer rubbermayd boxes grooped – sum by type, sum by kullur. Teh sandals is awl together. Teh brown wuns is awl together. Teh blak wuns is awl together. I prolly haz a kuppla hunnert payrs uv shoos . . .
Ai haz a bunch uv Crocs. Wen dey iz nawt unner teh bed, dey is in rainbow-order on a shoe rack. Moast uv mah udder shooz iz boring kulurs. Uv coars, sum uv teh shooz neber leevz teh howse, but datz a storee fur teh Nawtee Barn.
Teh floor uv mah closet is a mess, tho. Ai DUZ NAWT LIEK to put fings away. 
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Oh — just remembered dat mah loshunz & bawdee sprays is in rainbow-order, too. Uv coase, so iz mah scrapbooking papurs & pens & kulured pensillz.
Yoo haz yor loshunz in rainbow-order? Wow!
I haz a impresst! Yoo haz me beet, Nightshayde!
Mah nuttiness — ai haz embraced it.
Ai B luabaing Crocs 2. Butt Ai onlee goez so far as gettin rite color shu with rite colored skirrt, etc.
Raiinbow ordur — hmn. Butt Ai not eesily no whut dat dorur is!
Ai B luabaing Crocs 2. Butt Ai onlee goez so far as gettin rite color shu with rite colored skirrt, etc.
Raiinbow ordur — hmn. Butt Ai not eesily no whut dat dorur is!
Ai duz dat raynbow order in mai closet two — ai fought it wuz becuz ai wuz a Rainbow Girl menny yeers ago. Glad to noe dat dere are so menny otter slitely nutty peeps out dere!
Bookz by topic an alfamabetical by offers wiffin eech topic. Records & CDs alfamabetical by composers or purrformers… yoo too?
Ai doan try to orgamanize mai kittehs tho. Dey wood neber heer uv it!
Yesh — teh CDs beez in alfamabetical order by artist — den alfamabetical by title wiffin eech artist. Teh books iz nawt sew organized — dey kinda goez where dey fizziklee fits. Ideally, they’d be by offer & den titles wiffin eech offer. Wif a liddul gurl in teh howse tho, aiz jus happee nawt to have teh books on teh floor.
ohai, NHf!
“Maykz candees last longer” izza berry gud poynt!
mebbe wee can kall it a wayte manijemunt plan insted uv a purrsunalitee disorder?
Aw, but… but… ai haz nawt had prey tu playing wif in ages!
Oh, all ryte.
And yeah, my last job was reception for a psych clinic, lots of OCD peeps,
and most of them would have laffed, aifinkso.
Prysm!!! Kwik! gettaway frum taht Tee-Arr-Oh-Ell-Ell! issa conta… konti… yu mite catch eet tu!
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Phew, taht wussa close won! Heer, has a huge chokklit manitee (dey is filled bib marshdamallow floof) adn a hawt chokklit. Dere, awl bedder nao…
Ai just wanned tu bat him aroun a lil bit, iz awl… *pout* Can nawt eben tap wif a paw a few tiems tu see what happins?
Oh, teh huje manatee (chokklit an mellows)!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Much better tahn batting Tee-Ar-etc aroun.
Iz just taht kind uv day, y’no?
oh, ai nose! heer – issa yur tern nao aneewai
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* hops out of teh “Anti Horriblol Dai at Werk Massage Chair” (is moar comforable than teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair, but less fun!)
*hops intu chair*
*hops owt uv chair tu drag hujemanatee intu reech*
*hops back in chair*
*puts hawtchokklit in speshul hawt-drinkee plays in arm uv chair*
*turns awn heeting an maximum massaj-vibrashuning an reclynes chair backwurds an clozes ays*
* lites candlols *
* burns incense *
* puts awn sum plinky plunky music *
* wraps Prysm inna xtra floofy cheezmap blankie straight frum teh dryer *
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Nao, juss relax dere Prysm… yu no worree about aneefing… ai lukk affer yur huge manitee
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nom nom nom
Save teh huje manatee!
Aftur awl, we nawt want awl taht chokklit tu go tu wayst.
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*enjois gud smells n sounds n fings*
*sloooowly melts intu multicolured jello in chayr*
hmm… taht’s odd… ai nebber seen dis yellol button afore…
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wat yu sai cheezfrends? ai shud press it???
No no no. Ai sez wayt until dere iz a tee-ar-oh-el-el in teh chare — DEN try teh yellol button.
Unless, uv coars, yew getz a willin volunteer.
Awl right, settle down. Settle down…
Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your kitteh down onto the lower cube immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you’re not getting your hair cut, unless you’ve got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you’ve had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your kitteh down onto the lower cube for you.
*hezitunt paw is raised* Erm… teechur? Ai can has aspurin, plz? An mebbe yu cn esplain agin, kplzthx?!
It’s perfekly simpel.
If you’re not getting your hair cut, you don’t have to move your brother’s kitteh down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you’ve done your scripture prep, when you’ve written your letter home, before rest, move your own kitteh onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you’ve had your chit signed.
Awl kleer?
eek.
Oh, AfriCat, yor such a willing subjekt!
Duz ennybuddy noes teh ref fur these 2 kwotes? (Wuz nawt me, I koppeed an pasted.)
“Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying…
“And barefaced flattery…”
Woot woot! I noo Maus wuld no.
Monty Python and Teh Meaning of Life, FTW!
It took a while. I kept passing it and and a little bell would ring in my head. how the bell got there is a story for another day…
There must bee sumthing Maus duzn’t know – but AI don’t know what it iz? But he, bai daffy nishun, must know!
Unless teh fing he duzn’t know iz what he duzn’t know…
Ai fink ai sprayned mai brayne.
I know so many things that I can’t remember what I don’t know…
LOL!! Ai wuz afrayd ov that! Purrhaps it will com to yoo so bai an bai!
offis spais
teh orfiss uv teh fyoochur – vertykal kyoobikals
I has one of those too. I call him “huzband”
I have CDO…alphabetized as it should be.
*snerk*
*nods hed* Yes, yes, of korse yor rite!
Duz yoo organyze yor gummi bayrs by kullur? (See mah commint abuv.)
*timidlee raizes floofee paw*
Ai duz dis. *nod* Ai haz alsew bin known to rearrange store displays to put stuff in rainbow-order — an ai haz neber werked in a store.
Hao phunneh!
Haz yoo ever seen teh 1989 movie Dream Team? Ther is wun karakter played by Christohper Lloyd hoo remynds me uv us. He goes into a stor an organyzes stuff an then sez a lyne lyke this: “I don’t even want to git into teh sok bin.”
Ai hazzint seed it — but dat sownds rite. Dat reminds meh — wen ai goez to a bookstore or CD/DVD store, ai will put fingz where dey belongz sumtimez. Ai duzzint rearrange teh whole fing, but ai will put all fingz uv wun title togedder (eben if itz teh wrong spot — as long as dey iz awl togedder, ai haz a happee).
i fink teh hooman werks for teh Ministry of Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
“I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before.”
Woohoo! We put tihs yeer’s nombers awn top uv last yeer’s nombers!
seven kittehs for seven dayz of the week
lyke undies!
onlee floofier
An moar fun 2 snorgle.
Unless der teh floofee green nikkers.
Dat sownz lyk it wud tikklol ur fansee.
I don’t know about my fancy, but it would sure tickle something. 8)
Ur fansee? – Ah, so THATz whut yoo kawls it wher yoo livs?
See our new Fall Line-up of Kittehs
In surprising new colors
On Aisle 7
*bumpin disko bak beet playz*
n dey du a littel turn on teh katwalk,
on teh katwalk, yez teh katwalk,
dey du a littel turn on teh katwalk!
*shakes der littel tushes n floofy tayles*
Nao, ifn hoomin wuz REELEE bad OCD, tehn him/hur wud orginiz kittehs bai kullur, possiblee darkest onna bottom an gettin liter as tehy go up.
Oar, tehy cud mebbe trai 2 match kitteh 2 binz.
Oar, oar, oar……
…oar mebbe, ai finkin abowt dis WAAAAYYY 2 MUSH!!!
Heer rhsb, hav 1 ov GP’s huge chokklit manitees (dey is filled bib marshdamallow floof), yu’l feel all betturs.
Fanks, AfriCat.
*nomnomnomnom*
Dey r teh wunnermus! Did GP maek dem?
Ai dunno, he oar his Fronsch alter-ego r kanoodlin wiv Cweenmj furver up deh fred
O.o Noodles in canoes?
Canned Noodles? DO NOT WANT!
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* hands huge chokklit marshdamallow filled manitees arownd *
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Yesh, LPB – he does get up tu awl sorts!
Hmm, luks lyke kitteh #6 haz gon to teh dark syde.
Ai speshully lykes teh kitteh inna green bin. Teh luuk onn hiz/hur fayse iz a “Josie” luuk. It maeks mi smyle.
Ai alsew lyk teh tawp kitteh, teh wai teh pawz are owt an him/hur luukin kwite the comfee.
Ub coars, ai wud taek enny ov tehm. Oar awl ov dem.
Iz awl gud.
Yus, dey has cookies!
Teh dark syde has cookies?
**leens in 2 heer bettur** Wat KYND ov cookies?
Kukies? Didz ai heer cukies? WANTS!
OK, be payshunt, kittehs. Ther is enuff cukkies fur everybuddee!
*opinz a beeg bag, passes owt cukkies to teh cheezfrenz*
Hmmmm Chunkee peenut budder – mai favorit!!
THANKS, Gremlin! Ai’m having mai furst cup ov cawffee fur teh day wif this!
Ohai JCH4K – has yur vizzy tor arribed yet?
No, nawt yet! Ai will leeve heer at 5:20 PM to pik hur up in Meeshegun City!
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Ai will arrive tehre around 5:10! Teh majic of teh taim zones, we haz them!!
WOW! Ai awlwais knu yu wus majicul but Ai didunt reelize yu R a Tym Lord!
*doffs hat* Glad to be uv serviss, Miss J4K! Hao is yoo today? Iz a luvlee sunny day heer in central Pennysylvanny.
So glad yoo ar having a lufflee day! Heer, too, the sun iz shining an ai shud be outsyde werking! But ai’m in heer having fun! LOL!!
O nooooooooeees! Don doe dat! lass thyme ai sed *wispurs* c-h-o-k-o-l-a-t-e- fur ebereebunnee …
… it wus horibolol!!! kittehs an bunnies, an beers an weezuls an an an … fings chargeded mee frum all direkshuns, elebentee bazillion ov dem!!! DON DOE IT!!!
Wul moaslee oreeolees wiv chokolate fillin an chokolate brownees an debills fud cookies an … wall anyfing yu wants, reely.
Wat abowt cannolis? Duz tehy has cannolis?
Ai wud sayle mai sowl 4 a GUD REEL cannoli. Lyk a Mike’s Pastry in Boston cannolil. Nawt teh uber-nastee excuusis tehy has heer. DO NAWT WANT.
Ebrywun tawking about pasta. Ai haz a hungree nao.
*Holds out a contract*
Sign this, and we’ll go to Faust Bros. Bakery and get you a cannoli so good it’s EBIL!
RHSB!!! Tayk teh gun, LEEV teh cannoli!
burfday fairy haz niselay arranjed her minyuns to make a lubly burfday prezentayshun for yoo! HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! an if it’s yor burfday, dont be shy, speek up an tell us!!
i haz delishus fudjy hommaed caeks wif razzleberry an cherriberri fillings, fizzy punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, kandee, liddle rolly-ball maze games shaped like dinosawrs, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!
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Burfday Fairy, u is sew sweet 2 come an frow confettii eberyware, 2 sillybrate eberywuns birfday!
May u had a grate day!
{{{BF}}}
Hmm, but whut if teh kittehs STAKT THEMSELVS!!!???
OMG! no wai.
**feelz earf stoppin turney**
Dis jest faiyl A-G. Dere b 26 uv us n totul:
Aliss
Bootz
Cheezburglr
Dan-d-laiyun
E…
Ennema (wut??)
Fideaux
Gulliver
Handsum
I…
Izzy
Jr
Kyooty pie
Lolander
M…
Muffin
Nomnomnom
Orinjee
Puss-in-Boots
Quince
Rufus
S . . .
Sam-Sam
Tibbles
Ursula
Veronique
Winnie teh Puh
Xavier
Yolanda
Zephyr!
N-M-uh? Ohhhh. Nao I noez y kitteh n pikshur abuv dis lukz sew hist an pist.
“U naymz meh aftur WUTT??!!!1!!!!????
oh noes, sum wun jus made trip ta costco, bot kittehs in bulk….
New meaning to ‘top cat’
an shes cliiiimbing teh staaaairwai to Ceiling Cat
THIS NOT COLUR ORDUR!
ROY G. BIV!!!
A truly OCD hoomin would have teh boxes in color order. XP
We’ze Mad… We’ze Bad… …and Organized!
DAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGG!!! 7 CATS?!??
Photoshop = cheating. It takes the fun out of the site. The point of the site is to NOT use photoshop to doctor the images.
A kitteh for every dayz of the week!
looool
No! Just, no! The pink should be at the top and the yellow should be under it! AND WHY DON’T ALL THE CATS LOOK THE SAME? At least getting the same color would be better!! And you need to have 3 more cats along with the rest of the colors of the rainbow! 10 is always better..!
..15 just to be sure.