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Nevurrrrr let go!
EVAH!!!
nawt firsty faor U!!!!
Chimeechangas an margareetahs!!!
Oooooh — we can haz nachos & guacamole & chips & salsa, too?
Awwww! IZ TRU LUV!!!!!!!!!
Is kwuut, yesh.
BUT CAN HE DOES THIS?
*Licks nose with tounge*
CAWSHUN SPLORT ALERT!!
Please to hab Urr purrrtechshuns in place B4 veiwing teh pikshur
Iz tew laet…
SPLORT!!1!
(Ooofh) K, ai lift u up and carry u down… (Urkkk) Um, mebbe u shud lay off teh Temtayshun treets, laydee…
ooooo. wud a deeliteful avatar!!!!
Adn such a kert name tuuu!!
I fink I lubz u KittyPants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welkum tu Cheezland!!
dint eben notis teh…lol…mispellin…lolspeak
brain filld n…Howya durn cweenmj? Tis almos tym
fur texus, no?
Yes!!! Tiyme tu leeving!! it b gittin cold heer in OKC. cold and windee. Wii b leeving Nov 1 adn hedding moar souf tu deh sun.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk la homa
where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain
*blowz a shmoo to jamamakitty as she hedz owt teh door*
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND drops all the dust and pollen on Ft. Worth.
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Joy
Old joke:
Duz u noe wai it b soo windy in Okeehoma??
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Kuz Kansas blowz
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Adn Texas sukkz.
/runz away fast
wuz dat sposed tew be funni?? seems kwite logiclol tew mi…..
Duz i detect a pair uv ointy eerz?
nah, akshully ai haz a speshul plais in mai hart fur Oklihoma! spent lots ob time der wen ai wuz yung……… ai haz a mawm, granparence & ggrandparence berried der.
ai likes tekas tew…….. is teh kansus dat is a streech fur me
{{{{jamama}}}}
mj, both TX and LA have similar saying about why they don’t slide off into the Gulf of Mexico.
and I found a vid on youtube that has the Camels innit.
I’m not in it annywares, but the “girls” are.
Oh hai, Dan. I didn’t see u standing dere!!
:snerk:
Iz u werkin tunite?
linkie……….. wair teh linkie???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hDro-BqYFg
at 2:38 is the coffee fiend herself
exshellunt bideo!! an teh cawfee fiend is a fashun cween!!
and yeah, I’m on day 4 of 7 inna row. Jason Mraz today, REM tomorrow
Jamama, you’ve seen some pics of where I work and some of the peeps I work with.
hmmmmmmmm izzat like *makin hay wyle teh sunshinez???*
*handz Dan a berry large, berry strong
*kuppa kawfee.
U mite b needing dis.
oh yesh, tanks muchlee, I haven’t had more that 3-5 hours sleep in the past 4 days, I’m startin’ to walk funneh
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okay, more so that usually
shd, ai wuz impressed wif teh guys wearin teh pink c/boy hats……… breast cancer awareness n awl……….. still takes a rillll man t’wear a pink hat!! mai hatz orf tew yew awl!!!
er that much sleep per day, see……gettin’ punchy.
jamama, that shouldn’t be that much of a suprise, what with how boob oriented so many guys are. and I know those two.
hmmmmm *nebber thot ob it dat wai* “mama’s boyz”
judjin by yer typin toonite yu beddr be karefl wid deh klymin, Dan.
{{{{dan}}}} Oar we mite has to send teh oranj kitteh bakk fur yu!
they’d just get the shop broom and push what’s left of me to the side, give the oranj kitteh my leash(this fricken radio I gotta wear) and get on with load-out
and load-out begins
…ai jus tew wurk as a stagehand tew… maaaaaaany yrs ago.
jus shurtly. den ai was moar into crowd control
(scaree)
Wate ah minut. Earz-back kittehs is not happi kittehs. Sumthins amis.
Mite be a mubber kitteh relowkayting her baibi kittehs after deir hidy spot was fownd, but teh baibi luks a bit grown up foar dat.
)
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(I’b been teh resipient ob a mubber kitteh dowing a relokashun after a raccoon woz nowzying arownd. The mubber brawt me teh baibis adn I snuk dem adn teh mubber inside teh apartment, eben doe pets wurn’t allowd. Well, dey wurn’t pets adn dey wurn’t lowd. So dere.
i lieks ur cattitood jd ^.^
Ai think ur rite- wun on top haz teef sunk intew wun on bottom.
Maibi dey sed dey’d come bak wib a cheezburger adn kitteh on top mistook teh showlder fore it.
and lookie what I brought back for ya………*ssmmmaaak!*…..a hickey.
Leik teh last of teh moheecans
I WILL COME BAK FOAR U!!!!!
NO MATTER WUT HAPPENZ…NO MATTER HOW LONG!!!!
or sumoin liek taht…luv dat mooby/book…mmmmromantic…
Awwww….hao kyoot!
SPLORT!!!
*WEE-HAW WEE-HAW WEE-HAW* (dat wuz teh siren sownd)
*NS skreeches arownd teh cornur on the CCC, lights-a-flashin*
*caerfullee, so as to nawt disturb brayne maddur, getz down off CCC*
Wow – datz a lawt uf brayne maddur, rhsb.
*scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynez into a shinee colander*
*jentlee rinses teh brayne wif pyoorified spring waddurs*
*pourz brayez bak into teh crayniyul cabitee*
Ooops — missed a peese. *grabs missed peese, rinses, inserts*
*putz skull bitz togedder liek a puzzlol & sekyoorz wif dukee taype*
*applies latex swim cap to hold skull togedder, then CHRG (wdoi) ober the swim cap*
*taypa taypa taypa teh whole fing into place*
Heh — eben left teh faec exposed so rhsb kin breev.
*tukka tukka tukka in wif sawftee peech-kulured blankee wif liddul yello duckies onnit*
*hands rhsb a plate uv fresh-frum-teh-uvvin cookies & a mug uv hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit*
There there, rhsb. Yew rest fur a liddul wile. Aiz shur yew will be gudazgnu bery soon.
lolwut
A kitteh is snorglin a kitteh.
That’s… a snorgle squared.
luks moar liek a ell tew mii
But eye thort Pi are squared.
pi are round. iz cornbreds dat are square.
Cormbreds R round!!! Cuz u cuux tehm N teh castirn skilut. Sillii rat.
but we has square cast iron skillet for cornbreds.
aww *snif* iz booteeful!
NEbuddy has seeing Hashim l8lee? Ai bin missin a lawt, but nebber Cs him win Aim hear. Aim a liddul werreed baowt himz.
Him wuzz on a few dayz ago. He just b bizzy wif skool adn such stuff. not tu wurry. Him sended the huggz tu ebbreewun. I fergit wich day it wuz……
heer it iz:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/20/funny-pictures-file-transfur-compleet/#comment-475295
Fanz u sew mushes, cmj, 4 keepin up wif awl ub us, ur minyuns. Doan wont 2 luz no buddy!
him also sed sumwher (fink in himz blog? sumwher) taht tehr iz lots ob power owtages in pakistan right now. iz not unusual to haz some almost dayly owtagjes, but now iz eben more.
Iam teh kingcat ov tihs tree!
*sniff sniff* Waytaminit… u’z bn hangn arownd wit dat nu kitten next door again, hazn’t u?!
taek caree … dat kitteh appeers a vampkitteh! itll bite u!
omnomnomnomnom
puss-eidon adventure
I dont think der b much hoap tu carrion…. unless dey b hoapin fur deh reinkarnashun.
oar joynin deh Fresh Start Club.
i tink i gott teh rong song…saem decaid…therz gawt 2 b
a mournin afta…
JACK: LISTEN, ROSE. URE GONNA GIT OUT OV HER, URE GONNA GO ON AN MAK LAWTS OV CHEEZBURGER, AN URE GONNA EAT THEM. URE GONNA DYE AN OLD… AN OLD KITTEH WARM with its Katnips, BUT NOT HERE, NOT DIS NITE. NOT LIEK DIS, DO U UNDERSTAND ME?
JACK: NEVR LET CHEEZBURGERS GO.
ROSE: ILL NEVR LET CHEEZBURGERS GO. ILL NEVR LET CHEEZBURGERS GO, JACK.
I just can’t handle her “return to the staircase” with everyone else waiting there for her arrival.
U crai 2? Ai alawaiz feelz laik craiyin oar ai duz teh craiyin. Eedur wai…
I think they are omnomming each other…the backwurds earz make them look liek they are fighting…
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
sweet dreemz !!!! {{{NS}}}}
taht iz very sweet!
ok, cheezpeeps hoo kno abowt how kittehs get along – if shiro, hoo wuz heer furst, gibs noocomer happycat (hoo iz no known az kumo, wich meens clowd) lotsa tongue likks on teh forehed, ifinkso taht meens shiro haz a frendly for happycat. am i korrekt?
i think it b meenig dat shiro b liking hiz gnu fren.
sumtimes shiro iz kinda irritable an just wants to be alone, an sumtimes him hangs owt wif kumo, or wayts for him owtside to play pownsy-chase. i fink dis is teh thurd time shiro haz likked kumo.
it sowndz tu mii like shiro haz accepted deh kumo. mutual washing iz deh hiest sine uv deh frenship. shiro will prolly awlwayz wanting sum “alone” tyme. But dat just b deh way sum kittehz r. Az long az dey not b drawing bluud, it sowndz like a berry satisfactree adopshun.
i haz a verreh happi fur kumo adn fur shiro ^.^ bff
eider dat or kumo haz a gud flavor on hiz forhead
culd be, him iz messy wif himz gushifud
tee hee
I izznt a eggspurt but it sownds gud, awmost like teh mommycat likkin teh babycat onna hed. Iz kitteh ekwibalint ob my mommy hu usted ta say, “stick owt yer tung” and wood dab her hankie onnit adn proseed to wyp mai fase. Fantima has a purring adn sukking her fum ifn I iz rubbin her forhedd. I has a happy for teh Shiro adn teh Kumo.
wen we still had shiro’s bruvver tora (hoo disamappeered two yeerz ago) shiro wuz alwayz teh big bruvver, alwayz washing tora an letting tora just abowt get away wif murdur. shiro eben bringed tora a mowsie wunse, dropped it on teh patio an sat bak wile tora played wif it. *sniff* i miss taht liddle guy, an hope taht kumo be a gud companyun for shiro.
How scairee!!
Jus soa WALL E an The Butterfly Effect todai.
Boff haff mush tudu wiff “Coming back for you”
wall-e wuz a REELLLLYY GUD MOOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
(didn’t see teh ovver wun)
Lurve it! So cute!
teh owaneg kitteh iz a vampier!
Thats so cute!!! but yu kno they r fighting 0_o
Luks leik der tabbie is akshuslly gettin nommed dere. Wud b reely nice if der kittehs wer having hugz tiem fur reel, sadlee iz prolee not trew, ifinkso
nom eachodder! so preshus
Is owr preshus tiem togebber!
aww, kittehs ahways luk aut fer eeech otherz.
AWWWW that is sooo cute. I mean a friend coming back for his friend! That is what I would do to my best friend!!!! Because it’s really sweet!
hey ur name must be claire! whoo! luv that name…
this is my favourite ever lol cat
thats so cute. theyre hugging and its so cute…n stuff….awwww!
Ohana meenz famileez an famileez meenz noe wun getz left behind or forgots