Nature’s way of saying
Nature’s way of saying DO NOT TOUCH!
but i thot it wuz our comfurter.
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MINE!
I don’t care if the tablecloth is fugly! It’s MINE!
Oh… and BTW, bring me sum gushifuds. Kthxbai…
*sneeks up wib a can ob gushifud and tips it upside down ober Maus.*
*tosses in a few marshymallows an sum fethers*
*adds sprig uv parslee*
*sprays sum whippy kreme arownd teh parslee, putz a big red cherry on tawp*
“Putz dawn camera and cum holdz mai eerz bak!”
Congaratsholaces Maus – wii has an 8 way Ty; teh biggest ai has ebber seen!
We had a 17-way once, GP. It was for a party, IIRC.
WOW! taht is teh ridiculous!
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Aneehoo, ai has much IRL Phlonquais jobs tu du – plz to be pick me out sumfing nice frum teh Ty Booteek
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Fankies
How ’bout a boblol head kitteh doll? Tehn you can gives it to JKH4K, an she will lerves you ferevah!
Sounds liek a plan tu me!
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Downrite skeeree hao well yoo know mee!!
Except mai nayme!
Sry ’bout teh typing. My fingers gets ahead of my brayne sumthymes…
Then keep them outta ur nose!
Speaking of noses, I need my hanky back.
Janet has it. She said something about hazmat cleanup. Not sure whut she meant.
I doI’ll have to ask her…Be sure to rinse off the crocodile tears you left on it…
Those are not crocodile tears. They is vry speshul eyedrops that I uses to keep my eyeballs minty fresh.
gitz back! ai has a fierce!
A FIERCE fierce!
I duz NAWT have teh PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Win!
But iz joo Sasha Fierce, like Beyonce is nao?
be gone basement cat!
angree earses!
FFFFFFFFTTTTT!!
Teh “mwwwroooooooorrrrrr” and teh “fffft fffft” halps azwell, aifinkso
Da fugly duvvet! It be aawwwwwwl mine!
*Impersonating Jeremy Beedle* “Nau, what starling duzzent noe iz dat urlier we filled teh duvvet wib extra-fresh catnip adn soaked the covers in catnip oil. Let’s wach wat happens when it taeks effect…”
Ah, taht splains fings.
Lots of pointy ens
A seven way braid fro nawt second. A hepta-braid!
Ai maek it 8, oar 9 iffn u cownt maus twice in teh saem minit
Tuch mee an DIE!!!
GMTA, Africat! Die, die, die, die! DO NAWT TUCH MEH!
Naychur haz a feeyrs.
gargoyle kitteh has a hisseh fit
I heerd mai naim.
mai kitteh sed that to me recently – best to pay attention!
Yes, it is wun way uv gitting yor attenshuns!
*ponders*
Yoo noes, I didn fink abowt it til just nao, but mah tabbeh kitteh (goin on 7 munths) haz never hissed or growled! Nawt even wunst!
*haz a hmmmmmm*
Mi kitteh ownlee dos dat wen der dor bel ringgs! aparrt fwom dat she iz berry calming but iz sumtyms a ickle bit grumpie but nowt hissy!
Hao funneeh! Teh dorbell, huh? Mebbe yor kitteh haz a fobia abowt teh Avon laydee!
*wunders kwietly if mah kitteh needs to be tawt hao to hiss an growl*
bring annudder kitteh in deh house
much hissy spitty will ensue
Yu donet wont dem tu bee wrude! Iz nise dat dey ar nise!
This kitteh has no fobias about teh Avon Ladies:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1730508
LCB – gud luk at Dr. TinyCat surgeon tomorry. Visit iz for yoo or for yor kitteh?
oh hai LCB! ai juss redded yur commint onna OCD hoomin fred… plz to nawt has a worree! nao ai has a worree!
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heer, has a huge marshmallow filled chokklit manitee – dey has teh medicinal propermertees adn an xtra biiiiiig hug
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Thx. U is sweet. U will be a good phlonquais and asnwer all my calls and pretend to lissen to Mick’s stories until I gets out, rite? And rember that I is teh allergick to teh flours but the chocklits and cookies is teh ok. And makes sure that they gibs me a private room and that there are enough YNGs lined up to bring me juice and stuff when I gets home.
shirtanlee… adn ob corse, dere will be un grande bottlol ob le shampers heer tu!
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Does yu has tu stay inna Horse Piddle? oh oh oh, sai O Hai! tu Meet iffn yu see him!
No, is outpatient surgery. But I gets teh “i doesn’t care” drugs so even after I gets home I may not be able to drive my computer or phone.
kumputerz b drivablol?? I gotta git mii wunna dem.
ub corse. yu noze abowt driberz ina pyutur masheen.
Umm, nao ai no doctor (fank CC) oar dribing instructor but aifinkso yu shud nebber trai dribing yur phone!
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Yu shud cum tu cheezland tho adn tell us hao it wented! wow, can yu imagine LCB’s humour wen she’s drugged up??? will be full of win!
LCB, yer minyuns will be heeer waitin fur yew wif (fish) baited breff!!!
*yew willz be fine……… nawt t’werrie*
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Bestest uv luck tomorrows!
An a kwik recubberys, too.
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{{{LCB}}} Play nise wif Dr. Tinycat!
Dr. Tinycat saiz”
I haz a fierce!!!
{{LCB}} *whispurs* Ay duzzint lyke horspitals or surgeries.
We will be glad to heer it when yoo coems hoem. Heer, tuk this box of choklits in yor bag for laytur. *holds owt paw wit box uv fancee chonklits innit*
um, LCB….. gud luk weer awl cownting awn yu..
but Ai heers dere be MANNY shiney fings inna horsepistol!
plz tu nawt get distracted frum yur misshun dere…..
Mai boyz be berry polite, tu, ebben wen ai puttin nastee medsin daun de troats.
I doen noes if I wud ebber pet that kitteh, looks leik he wud nom hoomins
Man eetin kitteh-kat
Ai haz seed a man eetin rabbit
“RUN AWAY!”
oar, did you meen a man eeting a rabbit?
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mmm… rabbit stew issa teh taystee!
Yiss, him had pertaterz an carrits an unyunz wiv it!
mmm… ai maded won wib Chor… chereez… spicee sosij! eet was sooo gud!
Ges sew. ai cukked it nd spild awn da flor. Dint luk taisty ennymoar.
nayturez way uv saying KYOOT!
Kitteh does nawt like bein’ kicked while you nap. Plz to keep yur feets to yrself
bcauz when they strikez it can haz berry kwik, so that if u iz n ranj, u iz dead, u iz dead in ur trax. Crikey!
please tune in to “The Lolcat Hunter” tonite on Da Animlol Planetz.
i has a PISSED!!
“Me had blankie fust..yew go get own blankie!”
Mai angree. Let me show yu it.
do no touch what? maj blanky?
I no toucheeng nefin, kitteh can has blanky, an enyfin else he wunts, he haz a propuh ebil
I agreez wif u ! he looks ebil!
if kitteh haz blanky kitteh iz vewy cute ! no ebil looks nemore xD
Not eebull! Vizziblee obset!1!!
Mai blankee? ai hab nik naim maj. it nawt lukz leik mai blankee .
Dey stolend mai shuz agen. finkso ai wil hab tu goze shawping. Ennywun wil gib me $150000 tu goze shawpingz? ai’d eben run fur publik orfis fur dat.
PMHISS… i has it
LOL!!!!!111!!!!
I agrees with kitteh. PMHISS!
LOL!! Purrfect!
Noa Dats Wat yu cal gettin outta da bed onna rong sides!
LOL!!!111!
Ai is glad sumwon fort it waz funnie!
lol.
I’ll see your LOL!!!111! and raise you a *gigglesnort*
It’s so bad, it starts even before he gets out of bed.
Ai haz a mad! Nawt tuch! FFFFFfffftt!!!1! Mmmmeoowwwrrrr!!!!1!
Yer feetz is COLD!
O chessiecat65! Ai luvs da C&O RR stuffz wif Chessie awn it! Ai lieks Peake too but Chessie is cyootist!
AI wunnerz wai kitteh zo ubset? Sik purrheps? Aboosed intu terrir? Ur fear-awl ur sumpin? Dohn offen c fear-awl wite kittehs, aifinknaut… Howldin tayel awai frum hyoomin tu, so kant be tuched.
Eff aboosed, mebbe nau reskooed. Mebbe bout ta get medsin ur sumpin.
Mebbe kitteh jus not like hyoomin who be tryin to touch kitteh. Mah Bubby, who was cranky, was leik dat. Only her fambly could touch her.
Hopedatsda caese heer. Juzta crankee kitteh.
Garylarsonspeak – again! daer’s da same joke in wun of hiz comic stripz!
I dunna lyk sharp tings…
RAWR
dis not happeh kitteh =[
Nature’s way of saying… not tonight,honey!
The Far Side ref FTW!
Nature’s way of saying “Keep yer paws offa my badonkadonk!”
Dis, mai frenz, iz wun p!ssed-awf pussy cat.
*heddesk*
OMG! that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angree kitteh iz angree.
Unhappee kitteh iz unhappeee.
Pizzedauf kitteh iz pizzedauf.
But I must touch you. You’re so soft and fluffy.
U mite wanna wares sum proteckshun.
Doan say wii dint warn u…..
Pointee enz naut so soff n fluffee
Well, SUMBODEE sertinlee izznt a moarnin purrson!
I noes!! whoebbeer owuns dis kitteh mus b ded bai nows! den If I owund hims I wud pat hims on teh hed an den pik him up an kisses him, leik I do wi mai kitteh, but yoosually I den get nommed big styel, inna fayce
Diz iz kittehs way ov sayin: “Tuch mi an u will pull bak nuffin but a nub, hoomin!”
Iz NOTT time to gets up! Gowayyyyyyyy!
Zomg! Far Side reference win!
Plz, Mutter! Ai’d rather du it MAISELF!!!
THIS IS WAI WE CAN’T HAV NYCE THINGS!
Cool originality mate. Gary Larson did it way better.
this is cool