…and then Toby heard the
…and then Toby heard the “snap” of the rubber glove…
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U has done it again!
… an’ it wuzzn’t gonna be kititreetz. Sumwun wud be payin’ wif BLUD foar dis induskreshin.
Pointy ens can get throo rubber glubbs!
Yes, an rubber glubbs keep pointy ens pritty darn stare-ill-eyez’d frum hoomin’s stoopid blud. Wuddn’t want 2 catch stoopid frum dem, after awl.
Stoopid iz, in fak, a blood-borne illnizz, tho it ar mosslee jenetik.
Dis wun tym? I saw a litl girlz naem, hur mumma naemd her “Maleria”. I wuz laik… um… I dunno whut u fink abowt ur boifren’s .. um.. dimenshuns… but u did NAWT ketch pregnint frum a miskeeto bite!!
Dat’s nuffin. I no lots uv hoomin ladees dat screem an’ run if dey see a delishus-looking maus. Dey so dum. If dey don’t want it, dat’s ok, but don’t scare teh maus awai; gib it 2 a hungreh kitteh! Sheesh! Stoopid hoomins!
And lol at calling a kitten hoomin “Maleria.” Dat’s as bad as calling dem “Collerah. XD
Just relax…….
did U see the last lost lol
it ar a maus in cheezland!
Yes. If fact, I’m headed back there now for breakfast…
AHA!!! Your name is not jus a mispellin uv a Mouse, its after a famous novel!!!
yes i finally figgered it oot.
(the reeson why is becuz i wuz reedin Uncle Johns bathroom reeder las nite)
Sorry, no. It’s just the German spelling. Although I am aware of the Spiegelman graphic novel.
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My full name is “Maus König”.
Ur majistee!
Good morning Maus. Hao R yoo after ur leap into stardom (oar maybee teh orkestra pit) yesterdai?
Niec bandades, BTW.
I’m OK. I’m a little sore, and I keep finding feathers in the most amazing places.
Sry bowt dat.
oar mebee i shud say, ur welkum!
Um… yeah… maybe…
*Spits out a feather*
So, ai can take off dese tites nao? Ai gotz sum berry funnee luks at wurk!!!
I’m still wearing my sparkly tutu but I don’t wanna take it off.
You need to give it back! Do I need to perform a detutuing?
Why I has to give it back? I’m a diva, u knoes. Divas don’t gotta give back tututs.
Tell u whut: u can has it back tomorrow. I has to go to teh horspital for a outpatient procedure thingy and teh surgical instructions here quite clearly state: No Sparkly Tutus, Plz. Kthx.
ooh, pleh hopsital. hope evreefing goze okay!
But, on deh upside, u made a memorablol entranse!!
… and exit. All at the same time …
…wusn’t it an eggsit, ravver dan an entranse,
Did u setting a gnu rekkerd? P’rapz wii shud kawling deh Ginnez Buk uv Rekkerdz peepz.
Gud CC, ai have no idear wot u r tarking ab00t. Ai must reed yesturdays fred asap, aifinkso. LCB in a sparkly tutu? Maus is a König and haz fevvers ebberywhere???? Teh mind boggles … at leest myne does…. oh, dotz…
Look at teh “Claws” lol from yesterday. First thred, IIRC. Be sure to use ” “Show All” so u doesn’t miss anything:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/22/funny-pictures-claws-beats-paper/?cp=all#comments
*tayks hat off to LCB and maus an teh uthers*
Wuz a wunnerful show! Wuz wun uv teh funnest ballays I haz ever seen. *floofy klapping*
Proctology 101
ProctoLOLogy?
CoLOLonoscopy?
There ain’t no LOLs in any of THAT stuff…
yes der iz. Iffin u’s teh doktur. U can has lotza LOLz!!
Derz a lotta lolz in otoLOLaryngology, too!! If it’s abowt poo or snots, it’s LOL!!!
On teh bottom lien, it’s berry basic hyoomer!
iz totullie!! unless derz barfz involvd, den its acidik hyoomer.
Is gud I nawt a dentizt, mai hyoomer nawt biting.
*facepaw*
U finkinging fasser den mii todai RD!!
….. he didn’t know what “stool sample” meant, but he sure as hell wasn’t gonna stick around to find out…..
KB had that exact look on his face when he had diarrhea a couple of months ago.
Now dat I can has pregnasaur, I no has to kleen littr boxiz! izznt dat teh awssum??
Iz a gud egg skyoose! (Ai noe dat der iz sumfing dat can be berry daynjerus in kitteh poop wen u aer `spektin)
yah, iz teh toxikplazmowsiss. I’s almozz 2 hol momfz! I is lyk… omg… I stilz in shok frum nawt hasin’ teh sad endingz yet, I bin startin to fink dat teh happi endingz bees hasing a behbeh… den I bees laik…
O.O
… omg nowai.
I hazza ‘poyntmint on teh Nobembbur 3, izza mundae in a weekz anna haf. Maebee we seez a skwirmy fing? I hazza hoepsoh.
I send Uz gud thots {{{elfi}}}
an concats!
btw…congratzez!!
Yay, hoep awl goes well fur u an teh kidlet!
{{{{elfi}}}} {{{{+}}}}
((((elfi + skwirmy fing}}}}
keepin pawz crossed an gud fots for yoo!! i haz bin tehr, teh sad ending an tehn ooh, ooh, mebbee dis time it wurks, an tehn — TADA!! bebbeh!! gud luk wif appoyntmint, an hang in tehr – teh furst three munfs iz teh trikkiest, yor gettin throo just fine!!
Elfi can hazzing a pregosaur? OMG!! Am sew egg salad adn full of happii 4 U!! Behbehs will rawk ur werld!!!
wehn I had teh pregnasaur…I dint have to set up or read teh said stool samples at werk. Pregernant vettecks get sum perks! No poop and no pickin up a rastling with teh big stoopie goggies!!
Aw, elfi! Yoo is preggers? Yoo gunna haz a liddel elfi?
Whut good noos! Congratulayshuns! Is wunnermaus!
ohai gremlin how iz Mr Gremlin
can he come home todai
Ohai, 2K. Aym wayting by teh fone fur noos. They sed it wuz 50/50 he mite go hoem today. If nawt today, then tomorry. Keep pawz krossed fur good noos!
An teh “stool sample” wuz nawt inna fur nitur stoer.
an him dreaded it
oh noes they be taking mah hairblz
nooooo I don’ WANNA shot!!! noooooooOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!
run Toby RUN!
Nao turn ur hed an coff….
I’m getting a little tired of these Gary Larson style captions.
So am I!!! gary larson rox, but iz not lolseapk!
cute kitteh, looks like my Gitana, are you sure Toby is not a she?
Nopes he is da he…
ohai grey tobes. is dis ur kitty an ur LOL? if sew, gude job!
He’s so cute! That look on his face is priceless!
eever way, teh rubber glub iz not gud…
U sur teh snap wuz nawt a CHRG(wdoi) becuz ai’m sew kyoot?
Pawsitive thinking, Karen- ur doing it rite!
Poor . Probluhblee going to lose his man-hood.
Poor guy rather. Eks!
I can has dignity back please?
That expression on Toby’s face is priceless!
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Anuzzer winner by deh Winnie-Wonka!! Yay!! Winnie!!!
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YAY!!!!!!!!! {{{{{WINNIE WONKA}}}}}
One truly amazing LoLer!!!!!!!!!
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*blush* Thanks…!
Sumbodee gonna get tutored!
What’s funnier yet is that you’re complaining about no lolspeak and not using it yourself..
Woops, this should have been under lortzblog’s comment.
what’s up with these new narrative captions that aren’t lolspeak?? they’re lame. that’s what’s up.
We can nawt win… sum peeps complayn taht lolspeek being teh fail… nao peeps complayn taht nawt-lolspeek being teh fail… *sigh*
long az its funny, i dont kare wut speek its in. i iz ekwal-opportunity laffer.
Amen tu dat, sister!!!
I’M wif you. I can has lolspeak?
*kitteh heers snap ov da rubber gluv* *hart rayces, shivers upn downda spyne* *Eyes widen* *den liddlol voyce sais:* Dis won’t hert a bit! *den kitteh knoes it awl ofer an lief flashes befoar bery eyes!* *faynts*
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeek weeek weeek *
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Guuuud ebening cheezfrends!
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Wait… wha? OH! TEH HUGE MANITEE!
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Ai has a shocked adn appalled!
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LCB – ai issa lukking at yu…
ruut rooh – dat knot a gud sownd.
ai fink dis meenz trubul
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnaaAAAAAAAAaaaPPPPPPPPPPpp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSnnnnnnnnnaaaAAAAApppppPPPP!!!!1!
Nobuddy noes da trubble ai seen! *singing* Nobuddy noes da rubber ai seen!
U sed we was goin to de park…
hai efurrybodee! ai haz bin gawn a whyle – caws mai meen boss downt fink ai shud bee awn de inntertubes! ai iz havin bad tyme at werk sew ai haz too bee carefuwl n cant bisit heer much! ai haz a sad frum dat.
but ai haz a happee too be bak wiff cheezfrendz!!!
poor poor toby