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She had a flavurr
Tho waz bit stail, fo shur…
*snerk*
Hey, Don Alexander! How r u and teh stars doing?
Dat was last weeks buffet. U stai bit longer. Maibe u be next.
Plz to has some elderberry wines.
Oar wud yu raber hab a pynt ob Cheezburger Ale?
U, sure. I’ll try some.
Hold teh picklol, plz.
*holdz teh picklol*
*nom nom nom*
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Ruh-roh. Dere be noe moar picklol.
NO! YU AET ALL TEH PICKLOLZ.
Fur taht, all yur cheezburgrs r beelong to us.
u cans jus call mee teh cheezburglr…
lol! theatricul referunce iz relevant to my interests :]
but dis time its teh old ladeez in trubble!
nous avons un old laydee mais nous nommed her
Nom est le mot!
fetchez le nom!
Omg, lol-frenglish Oo
On a nommé la vieille!
may wee, c’est le lolfronsch! je l’aimes!
Yu nommed teh avon ladee?
*runsawayberryfast*
La nom de ma tante
Hyoomin? Wii doan need no stinkin hyoomin!
An, yea, she wuz stiiiinkin!!!
Liek teh morfbawls. Pleh!
Kitteh Mafia?
‘Ere. Boss. Blarg haz rumblud uz. Shud I cawl teh Hit Goggies? Oar shud we sell dem tu teh kittehs across teh street for cheezburgers?
She nawt crazee – she juss lub kittehz
no old ladee here.
just us kittehs.
y do you ask?
won’t yew come in.
sit down ober dere.
we’ll be right with you
*cue spooky myoosic*
Sit? um, i b thinking awl deh seetz b takin bai deh kittehz.
I’ll just stand rite heer. k?
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*heerz deh spookee muzik.
U praktissing a liddlol skit fur Halween?
No?
k. ithinki’lljustbleevingnowbai
Kittehz uv teh corn?
o wayt, she haz had deh up-o-suh-bull tums…
If we getz teh pop-top canz, wee mite nawt needz teh up-o-suh-bull tumz…
Forget teh old ladee. Can u plz splain 2 me whut is that thing sittin on teh back of teh couch? Looks like a stufft monkey in a giraffe suit.
Mebbe stufft gorillol?
Mabye. I forgets: does gorillers has antlers?
LCB triez owt gnu vershun uv “duz a bear sit in deh woodz?” tu mixed revuzez
c’est une mousse!
Dat wuz mah sekund gess.
I used magic image blow up things bigger viewer, then consulted my big book of “Wild Internet Animals”
Itza rare horned gorilla baby (thus the faun-like spots), which is weird because they normally are afraid of cats and sofas.
no wai! iz like teh awfred hitchcock movie.
Its The Same Cat… Its just been Photoshoped LOL i have a friend who does this stuff for a living THIS picture is nothing compared to the amount of cats HE has produced
Those child support payments must be moider.
An these r jus teh kittehs she haz custody uf. He got teh calicoes.
well, let’s SEE wun uv HIS pics if tehy r sew muchly teh better!
I kinda figured it was photoshopped. Some of those poses look remarkably similar… and the cats all look like clones.
an its a 7-way makramay!! conga rats to donalexander at teh top!!, lolcatburglar, lolpigburglar, nightshayde, blarg, annipuss, an phillipe d’beaker!! off to teh tye booteek wif y’all, an teh open bar iz open an teh buffay iz serving!
Ah merci boocoo lunarmommy – umm, s’il vous plait – je can hang dis ici?
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Ah, Fromageamis!
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Bon matin / apres midi / soir (s’il vous plait to be selecting won).
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Je voudrais votre tenshuns, s’il vous plait!
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Nous Avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr dans le JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre!
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Scaree costooms are essen… eshun… muss be worn! Nous avons le applol bobbing, pumpkin chunkin’, trick or treat adn boocoo de otter partee games!
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/lolFronsch off.
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Nao, as ICHC gets borked affer 200 commints adn teh ‘Hu’s Tawking’ donut werk no moar, wii is going to has teh partee awl day long!!!!1!1!!
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Mebbe YU wood liek tu be a berry berry speshul guess host?
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Oh, adn fankies tu Lunarmommy fur teh awl day long partee sujeshjun!
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/lolFronsch on.
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Tout le Fromageamis est inbited est: Le Lurkurs, Le Gnu Frends, Le Old Frends adn eben Le Trolls… (s’il vous plait, leave le Troll mask at home)
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Merci boocoo!
W00t w00t!!! Partee till ur pants fawl off!!!
but… but… ai wuz gunna bee a troll…
wuz teh scarriest costoom ai cudz fink uv!!
U can be a troll. Iz teh trolls dat haz 2 leave troll mask hoem. They ware it ebberyday so it nawt costume 4 them.
ooohhhh… taht maykes sense.
phyoo. ai thot ai wuz gunna haz 2 fink uv sumfing else!
Atwerk, dey haz sed “no politiklol costyoomz.” Ai suggested dat mah frend come as “Tina Fey” ravver den “Sarah Palin.”
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“Dis izzint a politiklol costyoom. Itz a Caturday Nite Liev costyoom.”
glad yoo liked my sugjestun! *huggles lolpigburglar* i fink tehr iz also a dark-an-stormy-night story or two bein planned, mebbe two ob teh party threds kan be reserbed for teh story tellin (skary kostyooms still welkom, ob corse) an teh ovver threds for teh nomming, drinkin, dansin, chitchattins an ovver carryin-ons. so it not gets too confuzzled! (az if taht’s possilbe… *rebemberin teh last dark-an-stormy-night ebent* )
so let’s all make shur evreewun iz welkomed an inklooded!
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an i wuld like to maek anovver reminder taht it wuld be nise if all teh regulolars culd make shur taht evreewun gets talked too! speshully teh newbeez an not-too-offen posters! iz sad wen tehr iz a party an sumwun triez to joyn in teh fun but no wun talks to tehm
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an mebbee at teh start ob eech thred we kan haz a reminder taht wen teh posts get over 200 to clikk on “show all” so teh peeps hoo don’t kno dis don’t miss owt on commints.
i can has ’splanashun, plskthx? whut iz JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre?
(mai nawt sew gud noledge ov the ICHC seecretbits – let me show yu eet … but donut be showing eet to eneeone else … it’s a seecret!!)
ohai NH, and gud mowrning. There’s no secrets, reeely. It’s like this. Hmm. The JCH4K Amphitheetre is on JCH4K Avenue, near the intersection of JCH4K Blvd. You go to the JCH4K Rotary and turns right. Or maybe left. Otter attractions, like the TyBootike, or the Pi Stawl, or d’Beaker Laboratories, are just a little further down JCH4K Road.
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Now, yew may ask how all teh major landmarks and transportashun arteries were named after JanetCanHas4Kittehs. I’m nawt totally sure about that, but ai bleeve it starteded wunce when JCH4K wented away on a trip, and on her return a parade wuz spontanyeoylslels … all at once organized, and all teh streets were re-named in herz honor.
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And as fer teh Amphitheetre, it is the site of all kinds of purrformances. Rumor has it that JCH4K may sumday produce ICHC: The Myoosical there. Me, ai can hardly waits.
So, wander around and take a luk. Yew never noes who you’ll meet…
o mai! souns like lots an lots ob fun donwn JCH4K Blvd. shurlee iz place to go for nuucomers like me for to b meetting cheezpeps and to b saing “ohais” to eberyone. but …. but ….what 2 wear? must ai have ty? ….oar mebeh a skarf wiil do …. oar two …. adn nao ….. I hasa case ob teh dots … from awl the exgz … ixci …. emoshuns …..
*shakey shakey, awl teh dots adn wories gone away*
I wears whatebur I wants, will b costuume partee
Hai nikyshuuman! Ai wuz goan to Ireland – an wehn ai cayme bak, awl teh street were named after mee! Ai wuz verree surprized, to say teh leest.
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An tehn Mary O’Spockn throo a HUGE parayed fur mee when ai caym bak – an asked gibbocat to help host it. An it wuz much fun. An tehn Gibbocat bilt teh JCH4K Theatre (luks laik teh Globe Teheatre in London) an teh JCH4K Amphitheatre an teh JCH4k Konzert Hall (wich luks a lot laik Hill Auditorium at teh University ov Michiguh in ann Arbor.
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An ai think, but ai am nawt sure, that it wuz cweemj hoo added teh JCH4K fountain that stands in teh middul ov the roundabout. It haz a stachoo of mee wif mai four kittehs and nice splashing water – fresh fur awl teh peepl an kittehs to drink frum.
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Needless to say, ai am moar tahn honored to hav awl these things naymed after mee. There ar other bildings, too! Laik teh d”Beaker Labs. We ar maeking a list an a map ov where ebreething iz.
Here is link to teh naming of JCH4K Boulevard. Starts with a ref to ICHC Boulevard then a proposlol by MaryO for teh renaming. Hilarity ensues.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/02/funny-pictures-did-i-just-hit-that-dog/#comment-233680
Ohai! lcb!! yoo know = ai NEBBER found it!! LOL!! Ai guess ai just shudd hav asked yoo in teh furst plaice!!
oh, eggs saladant, LCB. thnku.
I has been trying to go through and bookmark some of teh highlols of ICHC history. Just last nite I finally found Elfi’s Elfi-eating rozeboosh story!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/14/funny-pictures-mundayz/#comment-294652
gudness, fank yu foar these liddle linkies
since I nu to teh world of burgerz (well, not egzaclyy nu, but used 2 jus look at pictures an lol tu myself))these are rilivant tu my interest … iz like hystory class, but moar phunns 
Tank u, lunarmommy!!!!
Long time no c, cheezpeeps. An I return wiff a BANG!!
yeh, i notised yoo wuznt heer – glad to see yoo bak!
I iz still uhlaif…
Jus… U no… woakinn an trayfleen…
But I still reed teh ICHC effry day faaiffullie!
so just had a case ob Reel Life Sindrome. it happens to ebreewun sumtimes.
Eggs-axt-lee!!
But is not opher it yet…
shopped!
Not!
Not shooped, just uh bunch uv ovuhlappt pix.
AAaaaahhhhoooooooogggggaaaa!!!
Troll Alert!! Troll Alert!!
Awl Cheezpeepz tu their mergensee troll posishunz!!!
This iz not a drill!! Repeet. This iz not a drill!!
noms troll.
Or wuz dat “do not feed upon the trolls”??
Had flavurr. Kinda old laidee-like.
problee kinda stayle, too.
Pleh!
And stinky…
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Ai diddint see enny “do not feed upon the trolls” signs — yer saef DonAlexander (at leest frum prawsekyooshun) aifinkso. Mite wanna get teh Rolaids tho — nawt shoor “troll” will getalawng wif yer tummeh.
Iz problly liek a hairblz…will hark it up inna day ur 2.
EEEWWW!! Used troll! Do not want!
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Even moar ‘do not want’ than ‘do not want troll.’
*wuz waitin fur teh “shopped!!!!” troll*
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Franklee, aiz surprized it took dat lawng.
Looks shopped… having that many of the same breed, markings, and size?… besides, the shop lines are showing especially around the cat in the front and the one laying by the couch… and the shadows don’t match from the ones by the window to the ones in the middle ground.
eben if it iz shopped, iz still funny. in my ideal life az liddle old lady, i will haz eight brown tabbies taht all luks liek my best buddy tiger (gone to teh bridj three yeerz ago)
ai agrreez compleetlyee — whoo carez if shopped? is teh funnee that matturz! ennyway, sumwun went to lotsa trubble to tayke alla dem pics an puttem togevver so it deesurves a wyde an appreeshative awdeeyence. (an ai wud lykes 2 have mannee mannee kittehs too! blak wuns tho 4 mee.)
Kins Ai sey: Ai dob’t mind de PShopped, if Ai kin regn reko reknz kin tell dat is whut is. But no lieks to lub pix ob preshus kittehs an find awt Ai been trickz!
Cum, have a hug:
{{{harin}}}
EBen if it is shopped, we dunt care. Dere’s no point pointing out teh obvious here. Just have a laff wif us and try of sumfing funny to say, k?
Dat’s a lot of kittehs.
Wut I wants to knoew … how old ladee keep howse so cleen??? I has only 8 cats an’ dey wud trash dat playce in 60 seccunds. Not to menshun de hayrs all over. We cood NEVER have wyte carrput. Even de hardswooded floors is tuff to keep hayr-free!
Oh … oopsie ..is wyte cowch … not wyte carrput. But still …
ONLY 8 catz??? gud greefs!!! I b thinking 8 iz enuff!!!
I fayled Kitteh Fostering 101. Dey come for fostering … I nebber ket dem leeb:)
Taht be what mai bf feers will happen heer…
But ai tawked him intu us applai-ing tu foster kittehs ennyways.
Ai haz nawt teh feintest aidia wai him feers taht teh kittehs coming in myte nawt leeving… *luks innosint*
looks like a picture of the same cat in the same room taken at different times and then mashed together.
culd be; if so, iz very nisely done.
Yabutz we tabbys all luk aliek.
TAB-ulous!
OH NO!!!!!
i lefted the waturz running…
gots tabbies comin owt ob teh fawsit!!1!???!1?!
DO WANT KITTEH FAWCET!!
Sumwunz mussta fedz
Kitteh afturr Midnyte 4
awll dis 2 happenz
Gizzmo Kitteh knoed
it wuz rawng 2 nomz affturr
Midnyte, butz t3h beeg
wawrm Nom Nom Bawk wuz
jusst 2 tempteeng 4 Kitteh
2 ebber reesistz!
Jack.
Ruh-roh. Deez be gremlin* kittehz?
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*nawt to be confuzzled wif owr beloved “Gremlin”
Super fast cat is everywhere at once.
like teh ninja kitteh in teh video – yoo nebber seez him moov!
ai likes dat iz probly teh sames kitteh many times ober – vewwy cleber! i’z no troll
i kan admires a well-putted togevver image, wevver it iz orijinal pic or iz artistikly assemblajed. speshully wen haz so many purty brown tabbies like my best buddy tiger (ober teh brij 3 yeerz) an my pore losted tora-kitteh. i lubs all teh kittehs, but i haz speshul place in my hart for teh brown tabbies, teh more teh better.
did you find your tigers baby?
no
bin two yeerz, but i keepz hopin…
Iz sad when kittehs leave. I be sorry for dat. I haz 4 kittehs in dah haus, and 2 outsides kittehs dat we feeds and take to vets. I hope tiger cumz back to home someday. You must be so sad inside, poor baby. Our neighbor moved and his kitteh comes back here sumtimz…he travels for miles across busy streets. I call him evry time kitteh comes back to his home base. Poor baby, I hope tiger comes back to you.
well, him (dis iz tora, wich meens “tiger” in teh japaneez, named aftru himz predisc- precide – teh kitteh before him, tiger, hoo passded away suddenly, an tehn we gotted tora an himz bruvver shiro) anyhoo, tora had mikrochip so i figyured taht if anywun fownd him an taked him to vet or shelter tehy wuld skan him an kno him belonged to us. but i fownded owt very not long ago taht homeagin chaynjed tehri program an we haz to re-register, so mebbee if we re-rejister him will turn up. very small small teeny chanse, but iz hard to gib up hope. tho we now also haz the famous happykat, reskyood by romeow (named after teh cheezburger happycat) to keep shiro an us company. but i still keeps hopin. eben if him haz anovver home wher him iz happy, at leest wuld be nise to kno him iz okay. but, realistikly, prolly him haz joynded himz namesake tiger in teh meddow at teh raynbow bridj.
i no dis be old…rainbow skie happeh place for kitteh, much birdz to ketch and nom in da hebbens. we hopin mebbe sum krzy cat ladee be habing him to feed him fancy feasts in hr cozee home place.
deh kittehz lukz liek clonz…all awf dem lukie aliek 2 me.
beeware awf deh clonie mushine.
it gotted stukked in teh “on” pozishun. need to call clone masheen teck support (see previous thred)
copy cat masheen no need no tek sport
on pozishun iz correct
jus maek sure to not run owt of ink
btw Ayz not stinkee ol laydee menshuned above
but on good wai to get der
ohai naitkat! ai lurves ur abatar!
fank yoo tessm!
hmm… wai?
Mebbe iz jus wun kitteh – but wif multiplol purrrrrrsunaliteez. Kinda liek Maus.
Dis fake. All same cat
Oh, noes, dis be one kitteh?
Ladee has lucky 13 kittehs
sumwun up above sed 8, but i gots 14. tehys moovin arownd in teh pikshure!
oh no, taht wuz teh sumwun saying tehy haz 8 kittehs, not teh pikshure.
*need to hang owt at teh next hed-splort, pik up a fyoo more yooseful brayn-bits*
Yup, me 2. An tak dem owt in da lyte. Jes fer a luk.
Kitteh sitting on tops of cauch luks like toy kitteh
along wif teh toy wuteber-it-iz.
Dis old ladee bad crazy, can’t count her kittehs and has toyes dat look like kittehs on her couch. Cheep imitatshuns insult kittehs inteligences.
PHOTOSHOPPED.
Knock it off, people. It takes the fun out of the site when you do this.
shopped=fale
Yeah there is a technique of how to do this type of cloning… I am pretty positive it’s all the same cat.
LOL SOMEONE KILLDED THE CRAZIE CAT LADEE!!!!!!!
W00T!!!!!