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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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CHICKEHN………….PUSSY
So we meet ahen
*heddesk*
heddesk
Taht being brutal punnishment furst fing in teh moarning.
*facepalms*
Taht wuz a poultry attempt at humer
we beez dansin da funkee chicken fur stagehanddan?
dunno wot we can haz fur drinkses…. iz 2 earlee heer in UK fur chicken soop, no?
I be seriously leery about da chicken dancing, eet is a dance show that loads-in in 3 1/2 hours.
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and I’m nawt dun with the previous shows duties………yet.
congratz Dan!! duz dis b ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund??
w00t!! w00t!!
nope, third I think, granted…thinkin’s a mite blurry at the moment.
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too tyred to w00t!!, will a w00 d00?
*cleerz throwt – ehm ehm*
WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!! fur yur #3!! Verree auspishuss!!
a humble cannot aspire to such heights of LOL-dom
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d’ya tink I’ll have trubble? *sideways grin*
Ai had to go owt dis mornin……..
Oh mai Dan! D’yoo use that “sideways grin” offen??? It cud bee a dedlee weapon!!
ya wanna guess what look is onna my fayce while I’m readin’ dis?
“sideways grin” ????
Congrats, stagehanddan. I seez yor woot and rayses yoo a woot!
Woot woot!
And let me insert a liddel note purrsonal heer – fankyoo to awl uv teh cheezpeeps hoo joyned me yestidya on teh “your a mean one . . . mr. grinch” LOL to sillybrayt teh recent nupshuals uv teh brand noo Mr. and Mrs. Gremlin! An to teh peeps hoo left sweet messijs on teh payg LCB mayd, and shared yor support and well wishes. Mah hart runneth over. {{cheez-peeps}}
oh? ye got married? I was insanely busy with Weezer et al. and wasn’t able to look at mai ‘puter twice much less check out the ‘peeps.
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congratulations, felicitations, and all that rot. enjoy your lives with each other, every…single…day…………enjoy it. even the rough parts—they make the smooth parts shine.
Ohhhh gremlin!!! {{{{gremlin}}}}
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*sniff* ai mist yur partee!! Ai thot. . .ai thot it wuz today! Or ai fur shur wudda bin there. But ai hav just luked at it – an it wuz wunderful indeed! An ai see ai can just go bak an be in it eneway – eben tho a bit layte.
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But in teh meanwile, ai wish yoo EBREE happiness an joi in teh hole whirlled!! ;
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An it iz SUCH a grate thing to heer that teh noo Mr. G iz doing much bedder!!
Fankyoo, JCH4K and stagehanddan. Az teh guy sez in Princess Bride, it wuz a verreh stranj wedding!
Janet, yoo haz a noo bruther-in-paw nao! An teh ittehbittehkitteh and kafleen is itteh-bitteh-in-law and donkey-in-law. Teh famblee grows!
J4K, I wuz thankful uv having yor paw in myne over teh weekend. Yoo wuz with me in mah trubbles; I karreed yoo awl along in mah hart and pulld yoo owt when I needed a frend, just lyke teh Mu Meddow! Onlee a Cheez Meddow, I guess!
{{JCH4K and teh cheez-peeps}}
Nice one
so… wot bit of u iz ur nuggetz?
Parts iz parts
Ai finkin’ teh drumstick b a widdle raw yit!
Which part is da fingers?
So… whut u meen buffaloz nont got wingz?
dunno, was the herd downstream of Three Mile Island?
dey wuz in tranzzit.
Woon’t dat get uz fission chips and nawt chicken?
brilliant!!! FTW
an cheez nawt haz cheezbls? :O
Oooer Mrs. !!!
Hellew…….my fried fethered friend……..you luk scrumptious todai.
plz 2 b remoovin ur clothes and gettin in2 mai oven?
er… bedroom! ai meant bedroom! da heeting iz on fur u!
but wayte, take hawt tub furst…….there will be much lickin…….er likiings frum da hawt tub.
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*sotto vocce* bwa ha ha haaa*
akt chuly, deys lukkin romanticated at eech ozzer. Izza difernt kinda relaytshun tu da fudz.
chick beez sayin “ai can haz kiss? jus a littel peck?”
kitteh: “it’ll cawst ya”
chicken: “just put it on my bill”
U is awn a roll, stagehanddan! Sawry 2 hear u r still on djooty and have moar or less 2 shows 2 do at teh same tyme.
oh yeah, a roll, today is now day three of six in a row. two days off……..in theory, then five more in a roll.
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if I’m lucky, they won’t have to fit me for a coat with really, reallllly long sleeves.
{{shd}}
but dey wud gibs u a room wiv vereh, vereh, vereh sawft and padded walls 2…
where is the fun in that, I enjoy the flat spot on my forehead
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or so the voices tell me.
*takes Dan’s sword away, justincase*
ahm at werk, inna mai scene shop which is just filled with pointy, sharp, and best of all, POWERED………..things.
heh, heh-heh, hehhehheh.
…… things?
wot kinda things?
Shud we be conserned?
Or jellus??
ellooz… ur hubbie iz een teh keetchun. Plzchan u ghetmeh kungpow sauce while ur zhere?
didja heer? teh grate Leslie ran away wif a smal frier!
Leslie ran off wid a chikkin?
*guess u had 2 b dere*
natalie wood, inna corset, covered in pie………..*sigh*
push teh button, Max!
*iful towur fallz 2 teh grond*
‘THE GREAT RACE” ref FTW!!!!11!!
I’m gonna choke you chicken
and ay geet the dreaded TMI for the Dr. Pepper………humph, nawt fair (is rather dark-headed……….in places annyway)
*snerk*
er…. how duz u kleen coke outta da keeboard, plz?
invite John DeLorean over for a test drive.
*heddesk*
or Robin Williams circa Mork and Mindy.
came with 4 snow tires
Ah willz gladly payz you Tuesd… Nevr mind, Ah jes eet yu.
but we hasn’t even been propurrly introduced!
XD
Sew u wunts teh Colonel gawn…an lukkin liek a axidint?
Yeh, tohse lebenty erbs-n-spysis, mebee incloods sum nip…
Dis mornin wile da hyoomun kittehs were gettin reddy for skool, dey was watchin PBS – “WordGirl” and da villiany was a kitteh wif da super power of ….Incredibl kyootness” Day neber used da word, but I hab seen da Splorting wif my own aies. U’d fink da sensors wud stop dat king of fing dis erle in da mornin.
Hellaw chikn, u wunt dinnar? yoo is on teh menu LOL!
Come 2 mai howse 2nite. Ai’d lubs 2 has u 4 dinnur!
with chiantee and fava beans?
I’z nawt stoopid! I bring mah awn fud kthx
“No, I’m quite sure its Heimlich, there is not Hen Lick maneuver, kitteh.”
Oh noes, Lolchick luks tuff be kicken and pecken teh ktteh; are we placin bets on hoo takes hoo? Hope hyoomin wash table befor eats. Bai.
Awd luukeengz Kitteh
duz nawt habz sawfft fur oarz teefz
andz habz 2 weerd feetz
Awd luukeengz Kitteh
no canz runz andz wawlkz funnee.
Leggz nawtz strawng eenuff
Awd luukeengz Kitteh
habz smawll vocabyoolarree,
butz iz verreh lowdz
Awd luukeengz Kitteh
wuz wunss a smawll fuzzee lump.
How feengz chaynjj wiff tyme
Jack.
dats beeootifuls!
awsum, jack!
Mai Eleben Erbs and Spises, Let me show u dem!
No sure kitteh have tiem 4 dem erbs, taek2 long 4 da noms den
Too cute.. We used to have a couple of chickens, and our cat was deathly afraid of them. They really liked eating her catfood, though..
Nom nom KFC in …. 3 … 2 … 1
WANT!