Comments on: Safety blanket

By: acaudel

acaudel — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:40:15 +0000

i was wondering if i was the only one who noticed that it appears to be a shirt or jacket and not a blanket…

By: Icelegs

Icelegs — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:16:36 +0000

OMG! Is dat a hoomin?!

By: maggie mai

maggie mai — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:42:27 +0000

‘N da stuffin’ wuz nummy

By: penpen

penpen — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:32:49 +0000

Oh noes, capshun is wrong.
Iz no safety blanket.
Iz security blanket!

By: Bob The Troll

Bob The Troll — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:41:31 +0000

I think kitteh been eatin in bed.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:36:57 +0000

Ai fink mennee old ladeez wears dem becuz dere fingrrs gets stiff wif arfritisses an dey don liek to fooling wif rowz uv buttonses or eben teh zipperses. Mai laet muvver-in-law luvved teh scrub soots fur dat reezon — she had dem in diffrent colors an pattrns after she mooved into teh sisted livin place. Dey didden need irnin, eeder. (No YNGs in teh sisted livin place.)

By: nadia

nadia — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:05:04 +0000

i dont think thats a safety blanket…i think he ate a hoomin!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:51:31 +0000

tasty an nootrishus

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:50:38 +0000

an him had a flavr.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:50:13 +0000

guess

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:48:27 +0000

tehy are maed by Teh Offishul Old Ladee Owtfitters. (i offen see tehr ads in teh sunday kyoopons.) tehy also haz pantsoots in labender, mint green, peech, an wite. i fink lotsa teh liddle old ladees liek tehm becawz tehy iz sylish (tahts wut teh ad sez!! so tehy must be!!) comfy, eezee-kare, an cheep. my muvver-in-law wunse offerd to let me borrow herz catalog frum tehm. i grashusly declined. ifinkso az attitudes abowt being old chaynje, we will not see so many ob tohs pantsoots. at leest i haz no intenshuns ob ever wering wun.

By: Texansummers

Texansummers — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:12:00 +0000

Tank gudness dat no da shoe…dat tooooo creepy.

By: Bryan Price

Bryan Price — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:03:23 +0000

I had a yuman, but I ated him.

By: AnaDemeter

AnaDemeter — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:30:14 +0000

i wondered that…..

By: dianne

dianne — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:15:09 +0000

I wonder where the person is that used to be inside that jacket?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:43:26 +0000

Ohai an gud moarnin tu yu JCH4K! It’z 11:45 in teh AM heer in teh dessurt. Hao r yu dis moarnin, an y is yu up soooo eerly?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:38:21 +0000

Ohai Africat! Ai’ve got 4:30 in teh moarning heer in Meeshigun! Woke up an cudn’t go bak to sleep!! Waht taim are yoo now??

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:30:35 +0000

That haz puzzled mee fur sum taim. WAI doo so menee liddle old ladies hav teh powder-bloo ployester pantsoots? An wai doo they ware them in public???
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Must bee a reeson . But waht can it bee??? Speshullee in Florida. Seems to me.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:27:31 +0000

Dere is noe shoe! Dere is ownlee… DAH PAW!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:26:32 +0000

Hoemmaed? Yoo can doo that?? Ai’d laik to try it!
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*sip sip sip* Yum!!!
*sip sip sip* Yum!!
*sip sip sip* LOL!! This iz reelee gud!! Yoo haz teh recipeee????

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:24:09 +0000

Quick! Ai haz an itch!!
Rite THERE!!!
Scratch a liddle harder, pleeze!
That’s rite!! That’s teh spot!
Up a liddle ohai err pleeze. Ahhhhhhh!!!!
Verreee nice!! Ooooo Thanks a lot!
What??? Yoo wantz yur bak scritched??
Xtra hard – rite there in teh middlol???
Zazktlee teh rite spot, yoo say? *scritch scritch scritch* There! Dun.
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz in pease.

Gud nite to awl!!

By: Mugician13

Mugician13 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:38:37 +0000

I SEEZ DA SHOE! ["Carpe 'Didas..."]

Dem kitteh gon’ be stashin’ da camper in da tree fa be eatin’ later…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:00:11 +0000

while hiding away teh powder-bloo polyester pantsoot

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:47:46 +0000

the fact that I can read without moving my lips is a mitigating factor in that.

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:41:40 +0000

oh mai, SHD! taht sawng is *YANKEE* doodle! whut iz a TEXAN dooing referring to taht? tehy will tayke away ur tecksan lysense!

By: Nibbles

Nibbles — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:40:04 +0000

It actually appears to be the tattered remains of a shirt. hmm, wonder if the human was tasty

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:03:42 +0000

Big kitteh sai, “No, an I not see old lady neethur”.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:01:02 +0000

At nawt-secund I thawt that wuz a sneeker, but upon kloser inspeckshun, I think is loleopard’s front paw.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:57:25 +0000

Den it wud be feathercini alfredo.

By: Reislingisljoyinabottle

Reislingisljoyinabottle — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:41:55 +0000

wer da shoe? I dun see a shoe. I see a left paws…. is dat where u was lookin?

By: drizzlesmom

drizzlesmom — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:12:32 +0000

I tink da hoomin wuz stil in da rapper…..I tink I sees a runnin shoo

By: heather

heather — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:03:52 +0000

Ai has nu Leopurd coat, likes?

By: Cygnia

Cygnia — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:55:09 +0000

Awww…Linus da Lolpard

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:54:27 +0000

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:52:36 +0000

…my brayne awlmost ‘sploded.
No more finking tonight, Aifinkso…OOPs 2 layte

‘SPLODE’

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:48:43 +0000

Aiz bin tryin to figure owt hao to werk Kwanzaa candles into teh decor, but aiz nawt shoor hao dat wud werk.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:46:32 +0000

I’m amazed at how many lists have been completed for this one topic!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:45:59 +0000

LOL!

By: kitteh1ihazit

kitteh1ihazit — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:45:50 +0000

I sucspect a shoe in dere? Kitteh haz a chewing habit?

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:43:28 +0000

Fasst runneeng Kitteh
habz sekooritee blankitt
andz spawtz awll ober

Kitteh’z noo blankitt
iz stillz wawrm frum t3h Hewmin
hoo diskarded itz

Kitteh awllwayz wantz
2 seez wut Hewmin luukz lyke
wiff awll dayr cloathz awff

Fasst runneeng Kitteh
feenkz Hewminz luukz sillee dis
way. Himz may keepz cloathtz

Jack.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:14:53 +0000

Windows Vista nawt working again
Xactly Whut did U key in Again?
Y U eggspect me to fix it.
Zeebra pants on Ebay, I get them!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:13:11 +0000

Did u notice hoo rekwested deh piggehz in blankee?? nun uzzer dan deh deh deliteful LCB.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:07:48 +0000

Therez no plaice like home!! Klikk heelz.
Unbeleevablol!! I gotz awl mai werke dun!
Varmintz attakkt!!!
W……

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:04:04 +0000

Sorii fur playn blankut. Mai lepurd-print blankut wuz in teh wash.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:03:10 +0000

Wikipedia sez:
Of uncertain origin; most likely from a 1993 dance catch-phrase “whoot, there it is!”,[1] but other theories exist, such as that it is a blend of wow and loot (as might be exclaimed during a role-playing game), an acronym for “we owned the other team”, a corruption of root (as might be exclaimed by a hacker on obtaining root access), or a derivative of Scots hoot.

U kin also finding moare bowt w00t at urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woot

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:56:40 +0000

Yesh I has had a bellee ful of teh latkes.
i did teh passover at mah frens hawse one tiem,
teh seder dinner was varee impessimabul to a yung gurl hoo
onlee knowed teh babptist christian wai.
But dere famblee wuz teh same as urs
sceptin teh momkat wuz teh jewish one in teh famblee.
Dey did bof holeedais, mai Momkat thot is was full of teh stranj.
I THOT IT WUZ KEWL!!!
Respektin beleefs,
Moar peeps shud does eet!

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:51:07 +0000

Iz a sound peepz make when they are happeee!!
similar to Hooray!!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:48:31 +0000

Chzpeepz iz klevr! w))t!
*whut duz woot mean? plz?*

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:48:15 +0000

There is another one that needs finishing.

By: woozled

woozled — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:46:05 +0000

Can’t ! Noe moar letturz left!
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(BTW, ment ‘titterz’ teh giglol, nawt ‘tittlez’ the littul mawrks)