Comments on: itty bitty kitteh commity

By: yesicare (email me at xpeacexpeacex@gmail.com)

yesicare (email me at xpeacexpeacex@gmail.com) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:58:17 +0000

what duz the commitee do?

By: Marianne22

Marianne22 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:17:50 +0000

^ lol
but hai
ai has 2 gorges kittehs
an dey seeps over forteen houz ai kan tel yoo dat!!!1!

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:44:20 +0000

They bedder be!! Iz cawlled 9-elbenty hours ago.

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:29:48 +0000

*pokes tuxedoed head out from under blankie*

Did Ai hear taht teh Fyremans are awn teh way to snorgle meh?

By: alecia

alecia — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:45:34 +0000

allz made posibul by my thumz!

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:39:52 +0000

1!
2!
3! 3! 3! 3!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:00:54 +0000

Tu maek shur u r deh rite purrsun, wee wihl habta ask u mohr kweschuns, cuz u lie aboud zodack sine. We habz nuttin tudu tanite, an wee knoze u donz eeder, ur u wudnt cahlz us wid ur stoopee kweschunz. So der bee a 600 unidennified charg on ur bihl…we ken juz chatz awhiel, kai?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:54:20 +0000

Wudja mine tehlin uz ahl dat stuhff agin? We haz no planz fur tunight an we noez u dont eeder, or u wudnt be cahlin uz wid ur dopee kweshuns.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:29:01 +0000

Sweepity sweepity all da braynez in a pile.
rinse teh braynes inna sparklolee wadders
pat braynes back in the hed cabity
duckee tapez to keep hed bonz togedder
CHRG/wdoi
duckee taype sum s’moores
Tuckee inna Cheezmapz blankee
Hab dis mug of hawt chonklit adn a chonklit possums.

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:31:43 +0000

ah, oui… l’argent…
.
* POOF LPB vanishes inna puff of green smoke

By: Beevils

Beevils — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:31:27 +0000

Ur kitteh iz lukie yoo hav der toolz, I tri 2 teech kitteh a lessun, nebber werks. He go find reel mowces den, comes bak wif berds insted

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:29:45 +0000

Ok, je think je can handle those devoirs.

Now: combien de moneys will I gets paid?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:28:36 +0000

um, yesh, um *ahem* apparently, sumtimes dan duz not play hard to get. speshully if him iz thursty enuff. *ahem*

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:20:50 +0000

Waking up GP fur moar Phlonquais related werk (bringing moar shampers)
Xpecting GP to bring moar shampers wibout being asked
Yelling at GP fur forgetting teh Shampers
Zut Alors!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:20:03 +0000

Hay! I was told there would be no math!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:18:31 +0000

It’s a reggaler-sized phone. It’s teh kitteh who is ginormous.

By: nismo

nismo — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:17:40 +0000

that is the cutest little phone EVER!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:16:43 +0000

Sampling shampers (but of coarse!)
Tasting shampers
Upending glasses of shampers into mouf
Verifying that the shampers is good
W…

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:13:26 +0000

Omni-prezunt – bein eet
Picky le winner ob le “Mostest Toffee Applols inna Mouth” competishun
Qui est le next SGH?
Rabid Weesels – keeping dem in check
S…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:09:25 +0000

Look at all teh costumes and pretend to be skeered
Martooni sampling
Nouncing teh winner of teh “Who can hold ur breff teh longest” contest and notifying their next of kin

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:08:11 +0000

Till teh room stops goin rownd an rownd?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:07:18 +0000

Est-ce que cette visage bovvered? Je ne suis pas bovvered. Bovvered? Moi? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV1zK8zRCPo

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:05:53 +0000

kinda liek teh kitteh u seez when u clik mah naem heer?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:04:51 +0000

such un-burglar-liek layngwij! Awltho ifn dat purr-sun (NAWT uh laydee oar herz wooden haz bin rood) wuz liek summa da peepz I had 2 deel wif bak inna dai, herz problee dizurvded it…

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:02:42 +0000

Yup ai gotta go beddy byes too. Nite awl!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:01:52 +0000

Plz donut eat teh cheezfrenz, kthx.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:01:37 +0000

I b seeing him noaw. Wunder y i not seeing him bfir? word pretzel u b a misteree.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:01:22 +0000

I yoosta werkz atta kumpnee dat instawlded foan sisstumz 4 uvver kumpneez. Bekuz I hazza gud voys, I gotted 2 rikoard da AutoAttendant prawmptz. Plz 2 nawt b rimyndin me uv dat…
…
Fanky 4 kawlin da Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.
Ifn U b noein ur pardeez ekstinshun U mai dyl it at enny tym.
Plz 2 b lissnin kerfullee kuz owr minyoo opshunz can haz chaynjded.
4 doptin itteh bitteh kittehz, plz 2 press 1.
4 oarddurrin fudz 4 kittehz, plz 2 press 2.
4 snorglin wif kittehz, plz 2 press 3.
4 oarddurrin nip toiz 4 kittehz, plz 2 press 4.
4 spain oar nooterin ur kittehz, plz 2 b taykin uh lawng wawk offa shoart peer.
Oar 4 hepz wif prawblimz wif ur kittehz, plz 2 press 0 oar jess wayt onna lyn.
2 reepeet deze opshunz, plz 2 press da pownd syn.
Fanky agin 4 kawlin da Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.
**mew-zik uv “Cat frum Ipanema” plaiz wyl ur awn hoald…**

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:00:07 +0000

Regarde
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Ma
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Visage

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:59:54 +0000

*snerk*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:58:06 +0000

Ah yesh, ai’m so calm ai has to lie down for a bit…

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:57:51 +0000

Horse Doovers – passy dem arownd
Inbiting Lebretees afore teh ebent
Jeu!
Klink le martonnie glasses
L…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:56:40 +0000

I am NOT testy! *glowers*

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:56:15 +0000

Oteh. Regional variayshuns, we has dem.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:55:49 +0000

Nau we has bin inner juiced, duz taht meen we carnt eet Tiggles?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:55:03 +0000

Is teh new QED. Which of coarse is Latin for “so there, nyah/neener/nannynannybooboo”

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1574413

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:54:16 +0000

Ai see ur Ew, an ai raise u a Pleh!

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:53:53 +0000

Oui, habite = libe
.
/lolFronsch off
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plz donut worree, teh lolFronsch issa teh hard! AND lolcatburglar, hurr is awlways testy mai lolFronsch abilitees! mai schoolboi Fronsch – let me show yu it!
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/lolFronsch on

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:53:25 +0000

Ohai Tiggles, welcum to ICHC, pull up a chair anna kitteh, an hab wun ob mai speshul martoonies. Plz nawt to drink an drive, kthx (let teh kitteh do teh drivin is mai tip).

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:52:57 +0000

I usedta work atta bank (before all teh moneys mysteriously
disappeared) and boy was peeps teh vry rood in person, too. One time I was working teh drive-by-banking window and a lady was so rood but I hadda be smiling and stuff. When teh transaction was FINALLY over I smiled my smilingest and sed cheerfully “F&ck u very much, ma’am!”

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:52:26 +0000

Owr toy mausiez is drawn to unner teh china cabinet, or unner teh range, or unner teh closet door. Teh closet door iz eezee. Eben teh china cabinet is nawt sew bad (sumtimes can reech handz deep enuf unner to getz teh mausies). Teh range iz teh bad plaec. Hasta yooz toolz (in dis caes, wier hangur iz ok — awl straightened owt except for the hook part) to get mausies frum unner teh range.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:52:12 +0000

Yup, Ai shud finkso!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:51:19 +0000

Nite nitey, cheezpeeps. Luvs to u awl! Gotta goes hoem nao. Behbehs wanna hev dere gushifud and ai wanna go…*yawns*…go…*yawn*….g.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:51:18 +0000

Ai maybe feelin teh hyoomin, but will ai has teh acksess to teh innerwebs, dat is teh kweschun. If ai stands up hi an showts, will u awl heer me???

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:50:27 +0000

Eye seez him.

Hez onna partee line.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:50:21 +0000

U sownd az calm az a nyoot

By: zelkina

zelkina — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:49:57 +0000

ohai! u has reached teh line for goggie esterminashun….is hoomain we relocates dem so the no find u…u wants witnuss purrrtection? We gives u dat. Now jus tell uss name of goggie u wants estermina….relocatin…..

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:49:48 +0000

Dat werks. Teh orijinul wuz “so there, nyah” aifinkso.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:49:43 +0000

Eggzagerating mon accent pour effect
Fronsh-kissing les fromageamis (on each cheek, whut u pense je means?)
Gooey pomme-covered-avec-caramel tasting
H…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:49:23 +0000

If ur owt dere Aahz, riting tu deh Cheezez adn telling dem wutz happining. Leeza-b had tu gitting a new emayo address adn ICHC sign in name!!