itty bitty kitteh commity customr service open 24 hrs but only awake 14 hours
dat must b y i wuz on hold 4 sew long.
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Awayke az lawng az dat?
I was about to say, more like 8!
Congrats on the not-second!
Teh itty bitty kittehz Ai haz noed seamd 2 sleap awl teh tiem dey wazn’t nommin!
Tiem-tabel 4 itteh-bitteh kitteh:
5am: waek up hooman
5:05 am: NOM
5:15 am: nap-tiem
10am: waek up selb, taek cawl frum kus-2-moar
10:10am: NOM
10:15am: nap-tiem
3:30pm: hoomin bak from wurk, NOM-tiem
3:45pm: skratz kaotsh
4pm: taek cawl
4:15 – 9pm: free-tiem (2 re-lax frum awl teh daez WURK)(obsoe mite inclued nap an NOM)
9pm: NOM
9:10pm: goe awt (sneekeh-tiem)
10:30pm: hooman goein 2 sleep, waek up 2 let in
10:35pm: gief hooman present from awt-sied (mebbe maus or sum fetters)
10:40pm: hooman goein 2 sleep, waek up 4 NOMs
10:45pm: nait-nap
Wut ur kittehz doin in dur sneekeh-tiem?
has a Dr. Pepper?
Ai fink dey aer 2 yung fur dat
ah, u can never get enuf Dr. Pepper, rite Dan?
does, or perhaps…..can, the fifth amendment apply here?
Ai needz sum clarifimicashun on “Dr Pepper”- whut is secret of dis ai be missing de joke.
*whispers*
Itz a yoofemism, luvscats, from one of Dan’s storees.
♪♫ I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, he’s a Pepper…
Wuddint yew liek to be a Pepper too?
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BTW — teh Dr Pepper is awl fur yew, SHD (and for whutebber udder kittehz liekz it). NS no lieky teh Dr Pepper. Ew.
Ai see ur Ew, an ai raise u a Pleh!
um, yesh, um *ahem* apparently, sumtimes dan duz not play hard to get. speshully if him iz thursty enuff. *ahem*
I liekz dis kawmickle n da pay-purr kawlded “Kit n Carlyle” — wun dai da capshun ov da kawmickle reeded “Carlyle’s Cat Fact: Cats have a built-in clock which tells them when to eat and when to nap” — da pitcher wuz uvva beeg klok, n insted uv nom-burrz rownd da owtsyd it sed “Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap Eat Nap”
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I steeel havvit sumware — ifn I fyn it I’ll poast it 4 U 2 injoi…
No, iz awayk 14 hours. Ober der hole week, mynd, but it iz 14.
IBKC…. May ai halp ….zzzzzzZZZZZzzzz
Ha! GMZA!
How can I halp uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
LOL!!!
Pleehz waite whiyel ai puttes u on holde. ai luk up ur akkount. ZZZZZZZZZZZz
But… but… teh recording telled me to enter in my account nummer, my name, my social insecurity nummer, my hite, my wait, my real wait, my shoo size, my real shoo size and my zodiack sine! Why u axe me for all that again when u pick up then put me on hold again? Why u can’t use ur computer to bring up those informations while I is on hold in teh first place?
Is it because I lied about my zodiack sine?
No no no. Itz becuz yer cosiner went off on a tangent weh himz wuz on hold.
Hay! I was told there would be no math!
Wudja mine tehlin uz ahl dat stuhff agin? We haz no planz fur tunight an we noez u dont eeder, or u wudnt be cahlin uz wid ur dopee kweshuns.
Tu maek shur u r deh rite purrsun, wee wihl habta ask u mohr kweschuns, cuz u lie aboud zodack sine. We habz nuttin tudu tanite, an wee knoze u donz eeder, ur u wudnt cahlz us wid ur stoopee kweschunz. So der bee a 600 unidennified charg on ur bihl…we ken juz chatz awhiel, kai?
but ur call is impawtent to us.
GMTA, of course!
mais oui!
Tish! You spoke French!
*ArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKiss*
oo la la
oh Gomez…. *sigh*
c’est la vie!
coup d’etat!
trompe l’oeil!
Ahem…
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AHEM!
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C’est come tu mon attenshuns taht le lolFronsch, est being used sans ma soopervisions… s’il vous plait, be le careful – c’est une tray dangeroux language…
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Merci boocoo
Ah, wii. Le Fronsh ay le tongue dongeruuse.
* visualises “le tongue dongeruuse”
Puht etre, je needing zhe supervision? 8)
avec le tongue dongeruuse???
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absolootement!
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* adjust Faux Moose Stash adn FCHRG(wdoi) atta jawntee Fronsch angul
*Lukz at zhe moose stash at zhe jawntee
*Fronsh anglol adn fayntz.
EEP!
* catches cween afore elle hits le ground
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madame, c’est ne pas le temps pour le faynting! Nous avons un nouveau fromageami tu be welcumming!
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* takes cween by le paw et introduces her tu Tiggles
O salut, LPB! Common tally vous?
Bon Soir LCB!
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Non, non, non. J’avez berry rare tally…
C’est very vrai. Je ne peux pas see ur tally. Je peux see ur pawz, though. Je peux ask: qui does ur ongles? Ils sont tres polished et shiny.
umm… s’il vous plait, ne pas de regarde mes ongles!
Je vous prie donc to cover them up. Ils sont very visible à tout le monde.
umm, otay… alors, voulez vous be a berry speshul guess host a la Grange Hallolween Fromage Party?
Ca depends. Que seront my SGH devoirs? Pas de heavy lifting, je hope? Je require aussi beaucoup de shampeurs.
non, non, non… ne pas de hebby lifting; sept le shampling ob le shampers!
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Votre SGH devoirs est:
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Applol bobbing – orgamanising it
Bonjour! – greeting le fromageamis
Costooms – ensuring tehy est le scaree
Dans dans dans – doing it
E…
Eggzagerating mon accent pour effect
Fronsh-kissing les fromageamis (on each cheek, whut u pense je means?)
Gooey pomme-covered-avec-caramel tasting
H…
Horse Doovers – passy dem arownd
Inbiting Lebretees afore teh ebent
Jeu!
Klink le martonnie glasses
L…
Look at all teh costumes and pretend to be skeered
Martooni sampling
Nouncing teh winner of teh “Who can hold ur breff teh longest” contest and notifying their next of kin
Omni-prezunt – bein eet
Picky le winner ob le “Mostest Toffee Applols inna Mouth” competishun
Qui est le next SGH?
Rabid Weesels – keeping dem in check
S…
Sampling shampers (but of coarse!)
Tasting shampers
Upending glasses of shampers into mouf
Verifying that the shampers is good
W…
Waking up GP fur moar Phlonquais related werk (bringing moar shampers)
Xpecting GP to bring moar shampers wibout being asked
Yelling at GP fur forgetting teh Shampers
Zut Alors!
Ok, je think je can handle those devoirs.
Now: combien de moneys will I gets paid?
ah, oui… l’argent…
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* POOF LPB vanishes inna puff of green smoke
adams fambly ref gomez
Your call is importnant to usssssZZZZZZZZ1
Opera haters are standing by…
pleez continyew to hold…
Your call will be taken in the order it was received…
ur estimated hold time is elebenty duzzen minnits…
You may continue to hold. Or press “elebenty” to leave a voice mail message…
Giv or tayk a week or so…..
wile you’re holding, let us tell u about our kibble proteckshun plan!
my yeers of CSR xperiese… Please CC let me forget them!
ANOM to dat!!! Ai yoosta werk in a call center. Wuz PLEH. Ai noed ai had bin doin it too long wen ai answered mah hoam foan wif the werk greeting.
Ai still werkz fur teh saem kumpanee, but nawt in teh call center (fank CC).
Ai is spossed tu bee sleepin, … aneehoo – in teh year 2000, ai wurked in teh call centurr ov a medikul insurance companee… peepulz waitin fur der monees, oar der medisuns r nawt allways teh polite awn teh teleefone!!! o, noe! dey showted in mai eers sumtiems, an den ai had tu smiol (oar sownd liek aim smiolin) an try tu bee teh polite… nawt so eesy akshoealee!!!
Itz fun to maek teh rood jeschurz to pplz on teh foan eeben az yer smilin yer moast faek smile.
I usedta work atta bank (before all teh moneys mysteriously
disappeared) and boy was peeps teh vry rood in person, too. One time I was working teh drive-by-banking window and a lady was so rood but I hadda be smiling and stuff. When teh transaction was FINALLY over I smiled my smilingest and sed cheerfully “F&ck u very much, ma’am!”
I yoosta werkz atta kumpnee dat instawlded foan sisstumz 4 uvver kumpneez. Bekuz I hazza gud voys, I gotted 2 rikoard da AutoAttendant prawmptz. Plz 2 nawt b rimyndin me uv dat…
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Fanky 4 kawlin da Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.
Ifn U b noein ur pardeez ekstinshun U mai dyl it at enny tym.
Plz 2 b lissnin kerfullee kuz owr minyoo opshunz can haz chaynjded.
4 doptin itteh bitteh kittehz, plz 2 press 1.
4 oarddurrin fudz 4 kittehz, plz 2 press 2.
4 snorglin wif kittehz, plz 2 press 3.
4 oarddurrin nip toiz 4 kittehz, plz 2 press 4.
4 spain oar nooterin ur kittehz, plz 2 b taykin uh lawng wawk offa shoart peer.
Oar 4 hepz wif prawblimz wif ur kittehz, plz 2 press 0 oar jess wayt onna lyn.
2 reepeet deze opshunz, plz 2 press da pownd syn.
Fanky agin 4 kawlin da Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.
**mew-zik uv “Cat frum Ipanema” plaiz wyl ur awn hoald…**
1!
2!
3! 3! 3! 3!
Ur mebbe deh revurse order. Wee change deh order ebbree cuppla minutes, an wen we cum tu ur cahl, we goes bak deh udder wai.
While holding, please enjoy this aria from “Figaro”
wich we will innerupt ebbry 30 sekundz 2 tell u we balyoo ur cawl an plz howld
In dis cayse, wudnt it be “pliz howld… dis shiny stuff adn wabe it arownd a little”?
Please wait for the next non-napping operator to assist you.
Ur kawl may b moni turd.
* falls off chair lolling!
**Brings GP a new bukkit chair wif seet belts.**
Doan tell Lolrus… iz hiz bukkit.
OH fankies! is berry berry comformabubble!
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awltho, wib dese seetbelts it kinda remindifies meh ob teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair – ai habbent played wib taht fur ages…
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* eyes Lawn Chair…
That remembers me Doan push da red button, Rokkit nawt haz ben testfyre.
* eyes red button
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Hao cum ai has nebber seen teh Red Button afore???
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Rollol up! Rollol up! Rollol up!
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Rides inna Jen Yu Whine ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair! Ownlee Elebenty moneys per go!
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Rollol up! Rollol up! Rollol up!
Fanks fur callin teh IBKC halp lien. Awl kittehz iz currentlee nappin. Yer call will be ansurrd in teh oardur reseebed… mebbe.
Yore cawl haz been re-direkted tu da Powerpuff Girl’s Hotline. Pliz ask Bubbles tu wayk sum ob teh kittehs up.
Wud halp u, but fone iz 2 tynee eben 4 mah lillah feetses.
An no, I DUZZINT haz oppozble fumz, thank yoo SO MUSH fur remynding meh!
I see ur prollem. Ur hold music is Brahm’s Lollabye.
*nod* *nod*
Wii findz it cutz down on teh numburr uv kittehz wii haz to employ in teh call centurr.
Fanks fur callin — plz sleep well.
Wun ringy dingy. Two ringy dingies. And a grayshus hello! Is this teh partay to hoom I yam speeking?
Ernestine!
Yep! An yoo kin find sumov teh original klips on YooToob, lyke this wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e3dTOJi0o
(“We ar teh phone kumpany and we ar omnipotent!”)
Ah teh memriez! Dey doan’t maek showz liek dat deze dais.
Adn uv cors, Ernestine’s memmerubble kummershul frum Cat-urdai Nite Lyv:
http://theblueprint.typepad.com/theblueprint/2008/02/we-dont-care-we.html
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Straynjlee enuff, da foan kumpnee steel axliek dis 2dai…
“We doan ker. We doan hafta. We iz da Foan Kumpnee.”
Hellaw? Can I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hellaw? still on teh line? lemme jus zzzzzzz
*click*
If yoo needz gushifuds, press wun.
If yoo needs crunchified fudz, press too.
If yoo hazza hayrbal, press free.
If yoo haz lawsted yor toi agin unner teh frij an needz it to haz a reskyew, press for.
If yoo needz a floofy blankee, press fyve.
If yoo is bein annoyed by a goggie, press syx.
If yoo needz kitteh treetz, press sebbenty.
If teh litterbokx is nastee, press ayt.
If yoo haz splorted an needs Dr. TinyCat, press nyn.
An if ICHC is borkified, pleez press zero – teh opera hayter will send an emerjinsea krew owt to fix it.
Kthxbye.
Welcome to the Psychiatrist Hotline:
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1… repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call. Please stay on the line.
If you are schizophrenic, please wait and a little voice will tell you what to do.
If you are manic depressive it doesn’t matter what you do, no one cares about you anyway
Pssst! Maus! Ur doin it again.
HELP ME! HELP ME! I CAN’T STOP!
*GibberGibberGibberGibberGibberGibber*
*luks around*
*no one is halping*
Okays.
*sprays Maus wif seltzer bottlol*
I’m hysterical! I’m hysterical and I’m wet!
Heer, hav a mashmallow!
Ewwww, Maus! No! Nao tayke deep bref! Breev. Nao stawp or we sprays u agin! skwirrlgrrl, keep dat seltzer bottlol on Maus.
Snap out of it!
Breev intu dis papurr bag, kwik!
*gigglol* I fot yoo sed breev into this diaper bag!
That wuld shur wayk heem up!
or nock hims out.
ROFLPIMP
deep breff … 
FTW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
See, Maus? They prolly think u maded this up urself. And u most certainly did not. I sawr this long ago, way befoar teh innerwebs eggsisted and since u only eggist in teh innerwebs, u couldna writed it.
STN.
Itz still teh funneh!
Yes, it is teh funny. Did I say it wasn’t?
But since we no likes when peeps steel our lol captions and pass them off as their own, we should try to be careful and not misleed peeps into thinking we maded something up that we post simply because we didn’t say we didn’t rite it ourselfs.
STN.
STN = so there, nernernenerner?
Dat werks. Teh orijinul wuz “so there, nyah” aifinkso.
Oteh. Regional variayshuns, we has dem.
Is teh new QED. Which of coarse is Latin for “so there, nyah/neener/nannynannybooboo”
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1574413
NYN!!! Such a splortashus kitteh pic!
Fankyoo, deer AfriCat. We thot Mr. G. mite be coeming hoem today, but teh horspital sed they haz to do moar tests still. Mebbe tomorry insted. So menneh tests – an I noes he didn study fur them! Letz hoep theyr awl multipaw choyce!
Mai Kitteh aweys press For, doan haf anee toi’s left 2 put unner teh frij nao, cept fue der small blu mowce, awnlee cause he too big, den he go’s in der fud bowl, an gets chood
Iz a common meowody, I finkso. Fur mah tabbeh, teh tinyee mycez ar teh wunz that goez unner teh frij. I kan pull em owt, put em ennywharz in teh haus, an in fyve minnutz or less, they is bak unner teh frij! Amayzifying.
Dey iz obviuslee hoamin meeses
Or mebbe boomarats . . .
Mummies ‘man frend’ bort home sum cable ties frum werk, kitteh leik dem, not sur wai? dey maek sum noize on der kitchin floor or sumfins and kitteh leik dis, he try puttn dem in da fub bowl but 2 big. Den he taek dem ouside bafroom dr when mummy is in der baff. Dey r all unner der washins masheen nao. I no ebben unnderstand dis, i haf 2 go nao, I jus got bittens 4 moar fud. I feels liek I no ebben own dis home aneemor
Owr toy mausiez is drawn to unner teh china cabinet, or unner teh range, or unner teh closet door. Teh closet door iz eezee. Eben teh china cabinet is nawt sew bad (sumtimes can reech handz deep enuf unner to getz teh mausies). Teh range iz teh bad plaec. Hasta yooz toolz (in dis caes, wier hangur iz ok — awl straightened owt except for the hook part) to get mausies frum unner teh range.
Ur kitteh iz lukie yoo hav der toolz, I tri 2 teech kitteh a lessun, nebber werks. He go find reel mowces den, comes bak wif berds insted
Pwobabwy jus’ a twianee…..
Ohai, mah naym is Cuddles an awl aym wayrin is may burfday soot . . .
O mai! *hydes da eyes* Dis a fambly fone lion? Gotsa rong numbeh!
My cat, Selina is looks a lot like this one. She is quiet and sneaky but loves to get attention from me. On WebVet.com I read that Reiki therapy works so I have been trying to treat my cat therapeutically. Now Selina plays with other cats, and is friendly to other people petting her.
Ohai, Bruce. Iz a verreh kyoot kitteh! I hazza tabbeh too. Mah boi is goin on sevn munths old. Iz nawt shy at awl, but ful uv mischiff! Sumtiems he leeps in teh ayr an bytes me onna baksyde! Leep! Nom nom! I haz never seen a kitteh do that befoar. I will luk up teh therapees to stawp teh butt-byter, Ifinkso.
*luks imbarrist, just a liddel* Oh . . . did I just shayr too mush info?
(Iz twoo, aym not makin it up!)
ROTFL!!!!
Mebbe waz goggie in prevuz egsistens.
Ohai! Hao can ai halp’s u? Plz to nawt eggspect ansers to ur qwestion but dat ai will gibs u ansers dat leeves u wif qwestions. Enny qwestions?
*hezzitently rayzez paw.
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i haz a kwestyun.
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Wen iz nom tieme?
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An… … will dehre b cheezburgerz?
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ken wii haz frize wif dat?
Iz tiem for cawkee brake.
Hab some dubble latte tripple whippee creems cappucinos.
Der iz chonklit bizcotiz
Den we tawk about nom tiem.
Cawfee…my fumbly paws let me show u them.
Ai red “cawfee” teh furst taim!
Yah, u gotta qwestion? Nom tiem? Nom tiem iz ennytiem. In fakt, it is nom tiem nao! Followed bai nappee tiem. Followed bai mai brek tiem. Followed bai nom tiem agin. Followed bai nappee tiem. followed bai mai uvver brek tiem. Dere will be cheezburgerz. Frize? Mai frize. Den cums nom tiem agin, den nappee tiem, den brek tiem, den……………..
Ai’ll let u knoes. Kthxbai!
Hai everyone
Ohai Raven teh squeaker!!!
O Hai! Arr yu gnu inna Cheezland?
Ohai laffies and gentiffes hawz uz all?
YAWN! Oops! sawwy, ai needz tu goe sleepees naow, gud nitezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Bon Soir AfriCat!
Oh – teh torchewer of teh customer serbiss phone liens!
If u wants this, press 1
If u wants dat, press 2
*press 2*
U will now has 4 opshuns.
If u wants dis, press 1
If u wants dat, press 2
If u wants teh udder, press 3
If u wants to order a peeza and has cawled teh rong nummer, press 4
*press 3*
U will now has elebenty opshuns.
If u wants dis, press 1
If u wants dat, press 2
If u has forgotten why u is cawlin, press 3
If u nose teh prezzydent of Uzbekkystan, press 4
*press 1*
“Ohai, customer services, how can ai help u?”
AI PRESSED ELEBENTY BUTTONS TO GET HERE – U SHUD NO WUT AI WUNTS!!!!!
*takes deep bref*
*reaches for calming bevrijj*
*handz SJ a kalming bevridge, poors wun fur meself*
*sip, sip* AHHHHhhhh.
*KLONK! fallz orf chayr* Sowree – itz bin a lawng week!
Oh ai nose, gremlin, an its onlee wensday!!! Maybe we shud has anudder kalming bevrij.
*pour pour*
*drink drink*
*pour pour*
*drink drink*
*pour pour*
*drink drink*
datsh bedder! Kataoke ennywun?
“at nawt secund ai wuz afrayd, ai wuz petrifried…”
U sownd az calm az a nyoot
Ah yesh, ai’m so calm ai has to lie down for a bit…
Till teh room stops goin rownd an rownd?
*snerk*
Oh deer, Martoonie, u seem a liddlol ajitatered.
*takes martooniez tempachur.
Yup, it b ninety-eleben.
U needz tu resting adn relaxing.
*borreez supple eyez frum deh CCC.
Let mii tukking u up innna nise soft Cheezpeepz Map blankee.
*mixee mixxee
And dis b a nise pitcher uv soothing libashunz rite here on deh tablol nexting tu u. And deh sordid chokklitz to nomming.
oooh sordid choklits – mai favrit kind. nomnomnomnomnom
Yup! An wai shud u be inna badmoo wehn dey finallee get tu u abter long-long wate and awl doz buttons chained tagedder? AI tink sumtimez u enz up in saem spoht no madder whadja push. An den u push da wrongting an its “Tank oo, goo-bai!” du hole mezz ober!
Ah, Fromageamis!
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Bon matin / apres midi / soir (s’il vous plait to be selecting won).
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Je voudrais votre tenshuns, s’il vous plait!
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Nous Avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr dans le JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre!
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Scaree costooms are essen… eshun… muss be worn! Nous avons le applol bobbing, pumpkin chunkin’, trick or treat adn boocoo de otter partee games!
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/lolFronsch off.
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Nao, as ICHC gets borked affer 200 commints adn teh ‘Hu’s Tawking’ donut werk no moar, wii is going to has teh partee awl day long!!!!1!1!!
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Mebbe YU wood liek tu be a berry berry speshul guess host?
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Oh, adn fankies tu Lunarmommy fur teh awl day long partee sujeshjun!
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/lolFronsch on.
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Tout le Fromageamis est inbited est: Le Lurkurs, Le Gnu Frends, Le Old Frends adn eben Le Trolls… (s’il vous plait, leave le Troll mask at home)
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Merci boocoo!
See voo place, mess amees lolpigburglar. Vous haz a partee por la Halloween? Den ai cum as bery scarary fing! Ai cums as…..*gasps* Wawl Street! Wif $700 elebenty billyuns dawlars! Mare see!
Wallol Street Coostoom! FTW! c’est tray scaree aussi!
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Ou habite vous? Voulez Vous be a Berry Speshul Guess Host?
Ai donut knoes if ai has da hoem pyooter going on dat dayte. Ai tayking da week off of 10/27 – 10/31. NEEDS! O boi does ai need! Habite? Libs? Mai French nawt gud. Oanlee knoes hello, gudbai, plz, thx and Can you speek French. Ai libs in Kanthath Citeh. Wawl Street bery scarary heer. Ai carry mai cane on Halloween jus incases sumwun bery ee motshunal abowt it. Ai am a coward an ai praktis it religiously. Ai wanna cum to da partee! partee. partee. partee!
Oui, habite = libe
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/lolFronsch off
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plz donut worree, teh lolFronsch issa teh hard! AND lolcatburglar, hurr is awlways testy mai lolFronsch abilitees! mai schoolboi Fronsch – let me show yu it!
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/lolFronsch on
I am NOT testy! *glowers*
Regarde
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Visage
Est-ce que cette visage bovvered? Je ne suis pas bovvered. Bovvered? Moi? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV1zK8zRCPo
Oh, zut alors, mays ai will be awn le aeroplaen an je will nawt etre able to jouer avec mes amis de fromage! Kell catastroff! Howeber when ai gets awf teh plane after elebenty howrs an no sleep wiv teh maekup awl ober teh plaec an teh EEEK hairdo, ai finkso ai will be pretty scary wivout enny need for teh costume.
But teh partay will still be tehre wen yu feels hoomun agin (wuteber hoomun yu be feelin!)
Ai maybe feelin teh hyoomin, but will ai has teh acksess to teh innerwebs, dat is teh kweschun. If ai stands up hi an showts, will u awl heer me???
Yup, Ai shud finkso!
Gawta poynt, martoonie!
ohai guiz!
I is going to say buh-bye til Monday… I is going to teh sunshiny state tomorrows for a long weekend! U all play nice now, y’hear?
XOXOX
uff! nao ai has a jellus!
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Has teh fun skwirrlgrrl!
Awwww….cute kitteh~!!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh Noes We have a splort…
9 elebenty…Halp Halp! Send teh CCC!!
Did I put teh new tyres back awn teh CCC?
Still no CCC?
I be doing nawt sekkind aid.
Sweepit sweepity all da braynez in a pile.
rinse teh braynes inna sparklolee wadders
pat braynes back in the hed cabity
duckee tapez to keep hed bonz togedder
CHRG/wdoi and teh ear muffs tai strapz under chin
duckee taype sum s’moores
Tuckee inna Cheezmapz blankee
Hab dis mug of hawt chonklit adn a chonklit possums.
rest naow, YNG Fyremans onna way to snorgle U
*pokes tuxedoed head out from under blankie*
Did Ai hear taht teh Fyremans are awn teh way to snorgle meh?
They bedder be!! Iz cawlled 9-elbenty hours ago.
gawd eveffins LPB hawz iz u?
Ah, bon soir Tiggles… ca va?
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Fromagamis – c’est mon petit ami Tiggles. Tiggles – le fromageamis.
Bone zhooer, Tigglolz! How u r tuday?
Adn a harty Welkum tu Cheezland, deer Tiggles.
adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
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Ah, Tiggles, I see ur bloo name duz not b linking tu ennefing. May hap u wud like tew b going tu mai helperz paige. It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn making deh smilee faisez
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Handz Tiggles a chokklit martoonee.
*Klinkee glasses.
Cheez!!
Nau we has bin inner juiced, duz taht meen we carnt eet Tiggles?
Plz donut eat teh cheezfrenz, kthx.
O Hai, Tiggles! Well cum to ICHC!
Ohai Tiggles, welcum to ICHC, pull up a chair anna kitteh, an hab wun ob mai speshul martoonies. Plz nawt to drink an drive, kthx (let teh kitteh do teh drivin is mai tip).
fankies cween dats berry nice off uz
iz okies taars berry nuw to this thou so be gentle
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giggles at cween and high paws her
Wii awlwayz being nice tu ower noobeez.
In fact, I just welkumminged a cupplol uv noobeez dis week. I gibbing u deh linnkeez tu deh tourz I gavded, so az not tu bovver deh old peepz hoo not b wanting it kluttering up diz fred adn pushing deh commintz up tu 200 tu fast. 
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Dis b tour uv deh Tybooteek.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/20/funny-pictures-now-gets-off-meh/#comment-475900
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and heer b a tour uv Cheezland
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/21/funny-pictures-aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh/#comment-476821
Welkum to ICHC, Tiggles! Itsa bery niec plaec wif lawts uv niec pplz & kittehz & goggies & pinny gigs & awl sorts uv creechurz grate & small.
*hands Tiggles a cookie*
eeeEEEEEP!!…anudr Pixie luk-aliek…mah Pixie-kitteh lieks to cuddlol up nex to meh or on top of meh when i’z sleepin…itz hao i gnu i wuz keepin taht wun…she got ‘tacheded to meh first and moar tahn teh otehr Spooklets…*SPLORT*
Sweepity sweepity all da braynez in a pile.
rinse teh braynes inna sparklolee wadders
pat braynes back in the hed cabity
duckee tapez to keep hed bonz togedder
CHRG/wdoi
duckee taype sum s’moores
Tuckee inna Cheezmapz blankee
Hab dis mug of hawt chonklit adn a chonklit possums.
Hello, yes, I’m tryin to find the–
(Beeeeeep)
Okay, let me dial again–
I’m wondering if you can help me, I was disconnec–
(Beeeeeep)
That’s enough, Skiffles! Stop playing with the pretty buttons!
well im off cheez’z nities x
1-900-KITN-NAO
“O hai. I iz a smawl dway tabbee wif teh bloo-gway aiz. I iz veree sawft an nawt uhvers tu snorglin. I shor wud luv tu kerl up n yr lap an purrrrrr…”
Tu kuntinyew kawl, pleez pres nain tu aksept charjiz.
kinda liek teh kitteh u seez when u clik mah naem heer?
Hey!!! Wutz going on??? I see Aahz in deh Hooz Tawking list but hiz comment not beeing heer!!?!?!?!?!!!! Iz he suffring deh Leeza-B Syndrome???
If ur owt dere Aahz, riting tu deh Cheezez adn telling dem wutz happining. Leeza-b had tu gitting a new emayo address adn ICHC sign in name!!
Eye seez him.
Hez onna partee line.
I b seeing him noaw. Wunder y i not seeing him bfir? word pretzel u b a misteree.
ohai! u has reached teh line for goggie esterminashun….is hoomain we relocates dem so the no find u…u wants witnuss purrrtection? We gives u dat. Now jus tell uss name of goggie u wants estermina….relocatin…..
Nite nitey, cheezpeeps. Luvs to u awl! Gotta goes hoem nao. Behbehs wanna hev dere gushifud and ai wanna go…*yawns*…go…*yawn*….g.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Yup ai gotta go beddy byes too. Nite awl!
that is the cutest little phone EVER!
It’s a reggaler-sized phone. It’s teh kitteh who is ginormous.
^ lol
but hai
ai has 2 gorges kittehs
an dey seeps over forteen houz ai kan tel yoo dat!!!1!
allz made posibul by my thumz!
what duz the commitee do?