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High Five!
OWWWW!
Let’s do a fist bump next time…
*Goes off in search of elebenty band-aids*
Wach teh poynty enz, Maus!
time for da dansdansdans en pointe ?
Sure. Let’s do the “Rose” Adagio from The Schlepping Beauty. You can be Aurora and I’ll be one of the Cavaliers. We need two more Cavaliers, though. Do we have any volunteers from the audience?
Ai has a sword an a floppy hat wiv teh beeg fevver. doo ai kwalify?
Sure. AfriCat… COME ON DOWN!
Oof, dese tights r … tite
*gets popcorms, wates for teh show to start*
*joyns skwirrlgrrl doan in front, bringing big box ov jujubees to share, wates fer teh show to start*
*Joynz deh d kwirrlgrrl.
heer, haz a sody-pop, I brotted plenty.
*grabz a hanful uv popkormz.
sip, nom, sip, nom.
*plops down besied Leeza, PB2K adn teh cween*
Chonlkitt enneewun?
fanks, don’t mind if I do!
Itz a ballet so maybee we shud be drinking somthing fancee 2, rite?
ooh, I finkso is gud ideer! Mebbee sum sham payn? Or brandy? or sum hi-faluting hawt choklit?
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! We’re about to start!
Rite yoo R!
Nips off to Ty Boo Teek to get shampain n long whiet glubs fur Leeza, PB2K, Cweenmj n selb*
howt bowt hot choklit WIF brandy??
or, sham pain….
*makes note to refresh more offen*
*tip-towses bak in wif silber tray ob sordid fancee drinks – shampayn in cristil flutes, brandee in cristil snifters, n hawt chonklett wif brandee in kitteh mugs*
*wispurrs* Cheez!
*stil wispurring* Oh, n heer’s teh glubs fur ebreewun.
*POP*
*Pourz deh shampayn
* in2 deh Krystlol Goblinz
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“Teh Krystol Goblinz” – maybee tehy could plai at owr Hallowe’en partee!
SSSSHHHHHHH!!! *wispurrs* be vewy vewy kwiet, or Maus mai kik us owt ov teh performance hall! But yur rite — dey wuld be a gud band!!
*krikkets*
Thankz fur deh glubs, DK!
*Takez a long drink uv deh shamperz
Glub, glub, glub!!!
Thankz fur deh glubz, DK!
SSLips in next to PB2K an whispurs
“Sawry I’m layte, I brought some fancee Awpurra Glasses so we can see teh dancing Cavaleers.”
**hands muther uf perl pare to teh Cween, an offers teh uvver pares to Leeza and 4.5K. **
*pulls on long wite glubs*
oooh… dey’s nice!
oh, I see they moved teh stage.
where’s a stage managur when u need one??
*tiptoez into teh room & sitz down in teh awdee-inse*
Sry — diddint meenz to yell.
Ai brotted candee cornz & candee punkinz!
*shaerz candee wif teh uvver pplz*
*whispurrs* Wen iz dis show gonna start?
*hops back up wif nightshaye and teh rest of teh audiense*
ohai! I luvs candy corms!
Teh show will be starting soon… everthing is reddy.. we’re just waitin on LCB now…
*whispurrs* ohai nightshayde! Iz this seet next to yoo free??
*moar whispurrs* Hai skwirrlgrrl, PB1K, cweenmj, bobcatt, DK.
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ai went hoam an gotted awl mai awpera glassis.
*hands awt awl teh glasses*
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LUK! There’s zauberflolte in teh orchestra pit. This shud reelee be gud! Hoo else is down there???
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gibbocat reelee bilt a byootiful theatre heer, dint he??
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*sits bak – waytes fur curtain to go up*
Ohai, JCH4K! Yesh — ai wuz akshullee savin dis seet fur yew!
*shaerz candee corn wif Janet*
I used to babysit for one of teh Cleveland Cavaliers. No, not him, sillies, his kids. But this was long time ago.
Does that kwalify, tho?
Sure. Here’s your costume. If the shoe fits, wear it…
I see whut u did there.
Handz LCB teh toe-shews an teh tu-tu. Heer yu goe! C, yur tu-tu has teh sparklee fings awn dem, k?
Cavaliers DO NOT wear tutus!
Sawwy!!! ai fawt LCB wuz dancin teh balolrina rol! mai stoopee
I WANNA WEAR TEH TUTU!
*pouts*
Then you’ll have to
fighttalk to sweetpea. She asked first. Although… hmmm… a Cavalier in a tutu… LET’S DO IT! It could be an autistic triumph!OK! Everybody ready?! PLACES!
I’m a excellent dancer. I’m definitely not wearing my leotard. Ten minnits til Wagner.
*does a jeté*
Look! I’m a idiot sautant!
*Mutters under his breath*
Primas!
*To LCB*
Yes dahling, whatever you say. But now it’s time to take the stage…
*Ducks and puts pawz obber my fayce. Peekin a little frum behind one paw.*
*YOINK*
Diba? Did summun say DIBA?!
Can I sing my verrah lowd songs too?! Canneye? Huh? Huh?
Like dis?
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*puts stage in magic loot-storage armoire*
Ok. I is ready for my closeup, Mr. Evil.
*Maus leaps in from the wings*
WHERE’S THE STAGE!!!!
*Falls below stage level*
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If we is doing AIYEEDA then isn’t we all wearing teh rong costumes?
*noms popcorms nerbuslee* Ooooh, dis is scaree-er den ai fot it wud be!
Yup, and der shud definatlee be lolophants.
Somebunny cawl Petunya! Ware is the people catcher thingy?
mebbe dis iz teh Haunted bershun ov Schlepping Beyootie??? It iz Shoktober, affpurr awl….
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I fink we shud find Stagehandan. Dis teater maybe not compleyant wif OSHA rekwirements.
Hey Maus, a litlol more to da lef…
*Oooof, pushes in one ob dem big poofy padz fer fallin seens in theater.*
*leeza walks on stage*
*(or where teh stage usta be)*
*hands card to maus as he falls*
Acme Stage Manager Co.
“We Knows How to Boss U Arownd”
Looks like u cud use some halp?
*Nomz maor popcormz.
*starts linin up kreme peyez on top ob da big poofy pad* ohai Leeza!
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*Sprinklols fevvers on topa da kreme peyes on topa da poofy fing*
*snagz a creem pye on dere way bai.
nom.
I’ll take that as a yes!
*gets owt clipbored*
Okays number one.
LCB- yoo put that stage back rite now and go pick up Maus, or wut’s left of him, and get him up heer!
Phhhhhhht!!! fevverz?!?!?!?!?! Pleh!
Sorry Cween. But dems WAZ fer Maus…
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SPPLLAAAAATTTTT!!!!
*gestures to cween*
Plz to call nine-elebenty, we has a man down!
Tell them to bring a rebreefing cart!!
*pouts*
If u reeds teh transcript u will see quite clearly that I was specifially instructed by teh director-slash-victim to take teh stage.
Now where’s my phlonquais? I need some shampers, stat!
*runz rownd in surkulz*
I furgotted deh nomber fur 9 elebenty!!!!
*Gurgle*
* scampers in waring shinee shinee “Phlonquais” badge
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yess’m? sum shampers fur yu? shirtanlee
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* glug glug glug fizz fizz fizz
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heer yu go… njoi!
*Moan*
*Handz Maus deh fevverz frum deh pye.
Heer, Phat Cat sed deze r fur u.
Thx. *drinks shampers*
A few moar glugs, plz. That was SUCH a harrowing ordeal.
o my. that luks bad.
maus I fink we better has Phat Cat stand in for u.
* glug glug glug
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huh? * wipes shampers frum whiskers
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umm… ai didunt no yu wanted shum moar! ish awl gown naaoow
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* hic
Well, go find some! I think teh director has a stash in his office.
And plz to prepary my sensory-deprivation tank. That moaning is giving me a hedake.
*Splutter*
Otay, but but but plz to be keeping an eye onna LPB – yu no hao he gets arownd cweenmj!
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* scampers off tu find moar shampers adn ‘prepare’ LCB’s sensory-deprivation ‘tank’…
Heer Maus, hav a scotch *klink glug glug glug* itz a fife hunnerd yeer owl singul malt frum teh heelans ov Scotlan! Och aye teh noo!!
* picks up Maus adn feeds him Bwandy
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Maus? Maus? Can… Yu… Heer… Meh???
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Ware did yu leev teh debreefing flooid?
*faynts from teh brogue*
*MumbleMumble*
Maus! Maus! Kwik! Halp meh wib tihs bafftub!
*Springs to his feet*
Certainly, old bean. What for?
Och, noo, swirrlgrrl lass! heer hav a wee dramm!
wii needs tu ‘prepare’ LCB’s sensory-deprivation ‘tank’
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nao, yu grab taht end adn bring teh xtra strong debriefing flooid
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ai’ll get teh seeweed!
*heers more brogue, like inna dreem..*
*Sees her opportoonitee 4 fame evaporate like hunnert year owld skotch.* Ach well…
*sits up, shakes hed*
WUT?
GP u get ur hands offa my actor!
Maus put that down. We hassa show to do!
Phat Cat stand by!
*mumbles to self*
Sensorry deprivation… I’ll show her some sensory deprivation…
* GLUG GLUG GLUG SLOP SLOP SLOP GLUG GLUG GLUG
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pheeweee!
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Oh, LCB??? yur Sense of Depravity Tank issa reddy!
Hmmm, mebbe ifn ai plays dis recordin ov Sean Connery recitin sum poems ov Robby Burns… “T’was a bra bricht moonlicht nicht…”
*gets woozy*
Africat u stop that!
*weakly*
Phat Cat.. owr only chanse is.. to pull the plug on LCB!
U must do it.. the show depends on U!
*swoon*
*Scratches head*
I was doing something, but danged if I can remember. ah well…
*Wanders off*
*whistles, looks r and left, and pushes the button down on da power strip thingy. whistles and casually saunters away…*
*Sean Cannery stops mid bro—-*
*watchez fevver cuverd maus walking away.
*Thinkz, dis b a berry strange ballay.
* stirs Sense of Depravity Tank…
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Yesh, aifinkso tu cween
*wakes up*
*luks around at udder chaos*
I has an EBIL.
*rereads teh script… hmmmmm.. um hm..*
Oh LCB… ur sensory deprivation tank is waiting! U don’t want to let it get cold do u??
Yesh, but this be purty stannard plot for an oprah. Maybe is AYEEEDA afterall. LEEZA I cah has lolophants?
*nibblols candee corn*
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Ai jus doan unnerstandz deez “modurn purrformance art” fingz.
*Handz deh Guinness Piggeh deh Krystal
*Goblin uv shampaynez.
mite az well enjoy deh refreshingmentz.
Ai cn git yu a gud deel. wut yu want? Africanz oar Indianz lolophants?
Feegaro Feegaro Feegaro Feeeegaaarooooo!!!
Africanz plz. Bigguns. At leest elebendy. Wif, sparkly blankees and and and…fevver plooms on der heds and, and, and…
Well itz about TIME. Hay! Who turned teh lites out?
*trips over AfriCat*
*accidentally pushes skwirrlgrrl and GP into sensory depravation tank*
Oh, whoops.
*whisles and causally sauntersawayfast*
*from out in teh audiense*
sowry Phat Cat, my union wented on strike.
so I’s just going to watch.
*snicker*
EEP! skwirrgrrl! plz to be pressy anee ob teh buttons onna bwacelet!
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gemmeouddaheer!
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it burns! it burns!
*Sits down next to SG*
*Scattering pudding and feathers everywhere*
Hi guys! What are we watching? Is it good?
Toreador now guauauard thee, Toreador, Toreador, fond eyes luv and adore, Toreadoooor!!!
*Taps Leeza onna sholeder*
Yah, my speyedee cents tol me to get outa doge. So I’m heer wif you. Good sho, what?
*Whispurrs to nightshayde an cweenjm*
It’s cawled “Regie Tehatre* in jermanee! We just cawls it “Euro Trash.” That wai yoo can’t tell waht’s going awn.
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But watching Maus wuz DEFINTELY interesting! An this sham pain halps a lot!
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Enewun want sum Milk Duds???
ohai Maus, PC, yes, ifinkso we got teh hekkowtta dodge justintime!
I guess LCB missed teh part where I said I had an EBIL.
She pushed my holograph in2 teh Depravity Tank!
*snert*
I do feel sowry for GP tho.
*clappitee clappitee floofee pawzes*
GRATE purrforminces, ebreewun!
Um… duz enneewun else heer pinnygig-like sqweels?
Here trai dis bersion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0
* cleens awf goop wib Hunnert Dollar Towel, lukks ober at LCB shampling eben moar shampers adn scampers off…
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* mutters:
ai has tu go get teh sense ob depravity gloop outta mai eers; sommedy plz maek shore lolpigburglar behabes himself – taht lolpig, mon dieu!
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Au Reviour tout le Fromageamis!
Here trai dis bersion ob toreador…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0
Au revoir Cobaye!
I dunno, Lolpigburglar be dansin wif some sheiks downtred. Seems happeh enuf tho.
or Au revoir, Colby?
*from teh audeence* dis diffikult plot tu follow! but bery enturtaining! *munchez popcorns*
*handz GP elebenty Q-tips*
Euro-trash, huh? Ai duzzint unnerstanz it — but itz enturtaynin fur sure. You betcha. *wink*
oooooo, i can be Aurora!
*praktisses spinning spinningspininininggggKlonk*
oops
I hope you’ve been practicing your pointe technique. The “Rose” is a tough one…
Kwite a thornee role, if aiz nawt mistaykin.
Der wuz a tyme der, up abov, dat U sorta dusp dyssip got unseen bie eberyon else. Wuz lying der moaning: feltz ssry 4 U.
“Inter S ting” izf ambiguous (!!!) werd. (Ai did it, wun long werd rite110)
Der wuz a tyme der, up abov, dat U sorta dusp dyssip got unseen bie eberyon else. Wuz lying der moaning: feltz ssry 4 U.
“Inter S ting” izf ambiguous (!!!) werd. (Ai did it, wun long werd rite110)
But did not needz to repeetz it. Srry!
Welcome tu yu!!! Lawng thyme, no c.
*sneeks in lawng enuff tu ambush Ly fur a big purry kitteh-hug, Tiger-syze verzhun*
Just coz.
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*scoots back awf tu be good an get wurk dun*
*rummajrummajrummaj*
*opens box o Lil Mermaid Bandaidz*
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Peelstickpeelstickpeelstickpeelstick
*maus is happy, cuz he likez da redheds*
Mmmmmmmm… redheads……
Rut-roh!
**rhsb goes runnin an hidin, cubberin her hed**
* tessm runsawayfasttoo after rhsb*
*luuks foar hat*
ai hazza funnee storee bout redheds. wuns manee yeerz ago, ai wuz in spokane, wa inna fast fud playse foar lunch. a littlol gurl, mebbe 4 oar 5, wiv very red hairz wuz tehre wiv her mom. littlol gurl wuz just staring at mai HAIR — nawt mai fayse, shee wuz staring atta top uv mai hed. her mom sed “she duzzint noes ennywun else wiv red hairz.” sew ai sed to teh littlol gurl, “u noes teh littlol mermaid?” littlol gurl nods solemnly. ai sez, “well, ARIAL haz teh red hairz.” littlol gurl’z eyes got very very big, an she sighyed, “oooohhhhh!” (and ai hopez she libbed happilee ebber aftur.)
Wuz gud deed U did der!
Ai liveds in Puulll Man!
Tu say nufingks uv teh TEEFS!
speek to da hand
And I’ll sharpen them on the rock, too!
Just keep the scissors away, DO NOT WANT CLIPPING
muhahaha…teh nayle trimmers of DOOM!
hands down.
Ha! Ai shred u at dis game!
U owe meh elebenty millyun cheezburgers naow. Dubble or nothin?
Doan’t do mutsh fur handz eever
shreds paper!
claws shreds hyooman!
An furnitchur, an carpets, an curtins, an clothes, an shooz, an toylit papurr, an…..
mah yogeh kitteh got into mah chest of drawers and made
rips in mah bootiful linen shirt
I did not eben knu it, until I went to get it to wearz and I couldn’t
since it had a big rip.
and himz was luking all innocent like
who me, I not knoz who done dis dastardly fing
Beware of the pointeh endz
demz sharp
Poynty enz beets EBERYFING!
an I has dem on mah clawz and in mah mouf
U shud ware “Danjer” taype awn u! Yellolow taype wif blak ritin.
and I also knoz where U sleepz at nite
jus gibes me gooshie fuds and tois and I will use the pointeh endz
sparingly k?
waits! i has a sneeze!
Ohai guies.
Hoep eberywun iz habbin a gud dai.
Mi, ai stolded teh floofy kitteh frum teh preevyus pikshur an am snorglin lyk a crazee womin. Plz 2 b ignorn mi. Ai gonna b heer a whiel. **puts on snorgle snorkel an dives bak in**
rhsb, hev fun snorgling! Kitteh has da sharpie fings. High fives can hurt, rite Maus? Poynty enz. Ai has dem!
Ai saw da Lundun Tymes artikal abowt cheezland and da cheezpeeps. Sumwun sais dat mostuvda cheezpeeps hate kittehs. Dat jus canna be troo. Nawt da troof! rshb….ai needs to snorgle dat floofy kitteh too! O mai! Da fings da meedia sais. O mai!
Noooo!!!! U no can haz!
MIEN!
Sumbodee halp mi!
KCT tryin 2 taek teh kitteh awai frum mi!!!!
Maaaaahhhhmmmm!!!!
*kitteh luking bery seeryus and stares, stare, stares* Craibehbe! Awlways cawling for maaaahhhmmmm! *kitteh stomps off*
**snif, snif**
Well, u tryed to steel mai stolen kitteh! Go steel wun ov ur oan!
**sticks tong owt at KCT**
now now.
There r enuf kittehs to go arownd here, ifinkso!!
one uf u can snorgle my caliko babbeh if u wants.
*raises floofee paw*
Ai wantz to snorgle yer caliko bebbeh!
*sticks fumbs in eers, waggles fingers of paws* *sticks tong owt at rhsb* Pbbbtthhppbbbbthhhtthhpbbbbthtthththt! So dere! *crosses arms and den turns bak on rshb and stiks nose up in ayr*
OK, rhsb. Ai goes find mai oan floofy kitteh……….*turns smiles at rshb*
reely? it sayd cheezpeeps hait kittehs??? whoeber sayd dat haz ovviously neber vizited cheezland.
Lemmee atim, lemmee atim, ail moiderize im, dah bum!!!
Ai’ll halp u, Africat.
Mi? Hatin kittehs?
HA!
U shud see mai desk atwerk….
WHat Ben Huh is reported as saying is that a lot of the people who like ICHC don’t actually like cats. He did NOT say that most cheezpeeps hate cats.
uv corse, tehy reported Annipuss as tawkin about leeches…
(shuda been “leaches”, aifinkso. poor spelling skillz.)
Yup! the timesonline.co.uk sais dis: “Icanhascheezburger has recently branched out with a dog equivalent, ihasahotdog, but while Huh claims that “a lot of the people who come to the site don’t even like cats”, the uniquely prissy feline ego seems to be the key ingredient.” Ai luvs kittehs, mai naybor who may lub kittehs moar den meh (nawt pawsible), mai frens hoo lubs kittehs cannawt beleeve wut da Lundun Tiems sais. O mai. O deer. Ai so trawmatized, ai gotta goes hoem and snorgle mai behbeh kittehs. *kitteh frows paw ober foarhed dramatically*
Teh reporter didn’t get wat Ai sed rite eever…..
Dat da media foar u. Libereral or conservavatif. Maek no difference.
Porn and Cats aer NAWT the dominant theems ob Internet 2. Only kittehs are. And ANYONE wu sez obberwize is to goe strayt tu teh Nawty Barn.
Tehy NEBBER do! Ai’ve offen bin in teh paypurr – well – sumtaims, eneway! But nawt wun taim did they eber get it rite!!
“The uniquely prissy feline ego,” huh? Whut abowt those uv us hoo coemings heer fur teh floof! An teh soshul interak- intr- oh hek, teh tawking an teh sillies.
Ah lykes mah ICHC floofy, frenly, an silly.
Yu noes, tho, I caeming heer fur a verreh lawng tyme befoar I notissed ther wuz peepul tawking under eech pikshor. *haz an imbarrist*
oh me2 I discovered ICHC in June last year and I lurked a few munfs
befoh I made mah furst comment
gremlin, doan worree. *blushes* ai didn’t notice eever dat peeps were tawking. Ai lieks the wut u sed tawking and da sillies. frenly, sillee, floofy an awl da uvver fings dat maeks it fun!
Takeded meh a wile too — thot pplz wuz just commintin on pikshurs & wundurrd hao much intrest dat kud jenurayte. Den wen ai finallee looked at teh commintz, ai wuz hooked.
Me too! Fur MUNTHS!!
Ai saw where it sayed “45 commints” oar whatebber, but ai nebber knew where teh commints were!
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An then when ai started to luk at teh commints (SIX munths laytur!!!) ai just fell in love wif teh funneh peepl!
I didn’t notice the comments for a while. The first comment I think I noticed was someone yelling “First!” and wondered what that meant.
When I discovered the rest of the comments, I sort of “accidentally” made my first comment because I thought to myself “surely, you have to register or
something. It will tell me how when I clik on the ‘add comment’ thingy, and then maybe I will register maybe not. I figured my comment had been eated, because it disappeared.
Imagine my surprise when it actually appeared later on (first comments always take a while) and I felt pretty silly because I had not thought the comment through, really: I didn’t expect it to go public. And then somebody commented on it with a slightly different take on my comment, and then the elegantJanet commented reconciling the two trains of thought and I was like, “wow, this is fun!” These peeps don’t argue with and/or cuss at each other. And, they are funny.
Foar meh, doan lieks is sayme as hate. *kitteh crosses arms and paws* Humph!
Not troo, KCT dere is a lot uv diffrens bitween doan’ liek an hayte, but ai fink teh repoter may haz miskwotid teh Cheezburger.
Yah, annipuss. Dat pawsible if dey didn’t gets u rite eever. It wuz jus, jus, jus…shawking for sumwun to sai nawt liek kittehs! Ai cudn’t beleeve it, tho.
Dere aer lotsa peepl hoo aer less dan enfuzyastik bowt kittehs – mai huzbing din’t liek dem mutsh, but him certinlee din’t hayte dem – juss az ai doan’t liek goggies mutsh, but Ai tolerayte dem!
OK, Annipuss. Ai’ll trai to nawt be a judgmental kitteh but ai still finks da media nawt get it awl rite wen reeporting. Ai likes goggies but nawt as mush as ai luvs kittehs and sum goggies ai’d rather nawt meet such as deth from da ankles up type. Dems ai tawlerate. Sumdai ai hoep to cum to TTI. Ai finks ti wud be fun. Judgmental kitteh is…..judgmental.
*whispers* Teh Times yoost 2 be teh bai-werd fer gettin fingz absolootelee rite, but naow it iz nawt wat it waz!
*kitteh paw over mouf* O mai! U donut sai!
SNIKT!
Starring Clawity Sniket, in a Series uv Unforchunat Eventz.
Casteeng owt demunz – nawt so grayt akshuly.
* weeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeeek weeeek weeeek *
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O Hai Cheezfrends! Hao issa ebberywon todai?
Look owt, GP! Der’s a falling Maus neer yoo!
EEP!
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* scampers outta Mauses path
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fankies, 4.5K – wussa close won!
Oh hai GP!! How u b?? I putted anuzzer peep in Birmingham tother day!
O Hai mai leeje, ai has had teh horriblol dai at werk agen… PLEH PLEH PLEH! but nao ai is inna cheezland, ai has teh happee!!!
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O, adn ai sawded lolpigburglar onna wai ober… he sed ai shud gibes yu dis:
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*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
{{{{{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}}}} Ai unnerstands nawt so gud at werks. Iz awl so mush beddur wen in cheezland. Ai beddur in cheezland!
yesh, is teh pleh but ai nawt care todai! (donut tell mai boss!)
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ebberyfing issa awlways bedder inna cheezland… dere is nebber a dull moment!
U nawt tell mai boss and ai won’t tell ur boss! Tee hee!
tugebber wii can taek ober teh wurld!
Yesh! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!1!
Wee Wee, he shore issa won smooooth tawkin lolpig… handsum tu…
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hu nose – mebbeh he mite maek an appe… upp… mebbeh he be heer layter!
Mai hart, it flutterz at deh thot uv him!
Ahhhh…. Madame Cween… je was juss passing bai wen je regarde votre hart fluttering bai so je caught it et pinned it sur ma lapel
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Ah, Et Voila! – pour vous, les fleurs (tout le colours dans le rainbow)
SKWEEEE!!!!!
I mean, Zank yew, mon Sherry!
Tew ay une bun garkon!
De Rien, Madame… pour vous, je wood move le hebben et erf iffn je cud!
But, moan Sherry, zhe erf, it moovingz awlreddy!
Eet goez rownd adn rownd zhe soliel, nest pawz?
And ware wud u putting zhe hevvinz? eet eez tew
beeg tew fittingz in zhe clozit.
Qu’est que c’est??? Mon Dieu! Le Erf moobing arownd le soleil! non non non! Le Erf, issa flat non?
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Et la hebben – je wood hab tu put it inna garage, je pense, oui
*chekz googlee map.
Well isle b!!!
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Say truu! Mess suer Le PiggBurglur!!
Zhe erf, eet b flat!!
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*ponderz zhe hebbin in zhe graj.
* takes cween bai teh floofy paw
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“Hebben, je suis dans Hebben…”
“et mon hart beets so taht je can hardlee speeeeeek”
Wen weer owt tugezzer
Dawnsing sheik tu sheik.
* visualises 2 Sheiks dooing dans dans dans
Zhat beee jhoost az i imajining eet, tew.
LOL!!
oiwses wer bloo
eyeolets arr read
soogarr s sweet
und sew ar ewes
* clappity clappity
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Ah, merci boocoo keycet. C’est une tray byootimuss powim!
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Oh, is pour cween? Oh… je comprendes… * sniff sniff
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday cakes wif kreemy filling, fizzy frooty punch, noyzemakers, shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, liddle address buks wif kittehs on teh covers to rite down all yor frends in, shiny pensils, an kandees!
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Talk tu yur hand?? I gonna talk tu yur hand….
Hai!! Luuk wat ai fownd: cats.about.com/od/catspicturecalendar/ig/Calico-Cats-Gallery/CalicoSummer.htm
* warning warning warning *
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Tihs storee has a stage elebenty SPLORT warning onnit!
Wow tat kats gotz big claws!:D
Nooooo! I wantz a reematch!
i put a pic of my cat in a contest and they emailed me back and my pic is in the semi finals and, he gets his pic in a library book! cool huh?