“your a mean one…
“your a mean one… …mr. grinch”
i iz reddee 2 steel christmas.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All this and still first! Congrats! That’s skillz! *Hat goes off to you*
Dat Fyumi Gator, she be berry fast in deez races. Has bin twaining on da tredmills wile reedink da ICHC peeps’ funny comets.
*ponders: izzit cheatink to use da cut n paste…*
if it iz, I fink we is all in trubble…
Well, she *did* get a running hedstart back in January 2007. But I will forget about lodging a formal or even a casual complaint in exchange for a piece of caek.
*snerk*
*passes over a Big Peas 0 Caek decormated wif butter cweem sweetpeas*
Ohai, Valesa. Dexter sends himz best regards to Remy. Hao is Remy doing today?
Remy’s doing well. He seems happy enough and strong! He won’t let me exercise his back legs so I have to struggle with him every time (he pulls them away consciously, makes me think its coherent movement and not just reflex). But before we get our hopes up, his next doctors appointment is in about 4 weeks and we’ll learn more about how’s he’s rehabbing then.
Congrats to you! *throws rice & catnip*
Glad to heer it. I had a wurreed fur heem fur a whyl ther. I hoeps he mayks gud progriss! Heerz hoping he’ll be bunneh kikking sumtiem soon.
Catnip! I luvz me teh catnip! *rolls in teh catnip, coems up wit goofy luk on fayc*
conga rats Annie! And a special conga rats tew da gremlins!
Fankyoo, Princess. Conga rats! Wher?
*leeps owt uv teh way just as abowt 2 duzzin conga rats dantzes by*
Wow, that wuz klose!
*cuts a delishush peas o cake fur Mrs. & Mr. Gremlinz*
*tosses a big chunk to Fyumi Gator, who is nao dewin her sillybratoree viktry danz*
Did sumbuddy say CAKE?!!!! Why, fangz! *nom nom nom*
I sayvs a peas fur Mr. Gremlin hoo is still in teh horspital. Teh gud noos is he may be owt az soon as tomorry or Thursday. (Fur those hoo misst teh storeh, Mr. G wuz in danger uv teh dying on himz wedding day.)
Luv and hugs to awl mah cheez-peeps! *dantz dantz dantz*
CONGRATS! And good to hear Mr. Gremlin will be out soon!
Ohai, Aunt Jenn. I duzzint noes if we haz met befoar.
*holds owt paw uv frendsheep, shayks paws* Nyce to see ya, and fankyoo fur yor well wishes. I hopes to spring Mr. G, I meenz pik heem up, frum teh horspital mebbe tomorry. If not tomorry, then Thorsday.
Is himz feelin beddur, Gremlin? Ai haz had a worried since yew told us last week…
Yes, dear nightshayde! He is mush beddur! He wuz so sik, I wuz so wurreed. But teh payn haz gon nao, an he sez he feels gud. He will still need sum major surgery in 3 to 6 weeks, an he is wurried abowt that. But we will deal with that when we gitz ther. Fur nao, we dantzes teh happytayl I prechiates yor wel-wishes, NS.
Furst playce I kaym on Fryday nite wuz heer to tell mah cheez-peeps mah wurreez. I noo yoo awl wuld throw your paws arownd me, an hold me up in teh lite.
*shmoo, big wayv to awl teh cheez-peeps awl over teh land!*
happee happee joi joi!!!
So manee happees }}} to u bof!
Fankyoo, Melissa. Wuld yoo lyke to dantz teh dantz uv joi wit meh?
*grabs Melissa’s paw, duz a fantsee step to teh rite, and to teh left*
Yay! Iz eezy! *pawz to teh rite, KIK! pawz to teh left, KIK!
*two three KIK turn,
turn turn KIK turn!!*
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Happitayl dans fer eberybodee!!
Mai husband likes to say dat if he’d killed me awn owr wedding day, he’d be owta jail bai now…he enjoys a joke. Liek ai enjoys puttin itchin powder in his underwear.
But srsly – so glad MrG is awn teh mend!!!
That’s so sweet that u guise has something u can share.
Ai lieks to share his bank account too, but dat’s anudder story.
*tayks owt notepad, mayks sum notes abowt marreed lyfe* Hmm . . .
Ai may nawt be teh best egg sample to follow!!! Butt, we has been married sebenteen yrs an ai has nawt poisoned his cawfee yet. (why yesh, ai wuz a child bride, fank u for askin)
LOL!
Rimynz me uvva oald Red Skelton rooteen:
“Mai nawt-sekkund wyf dyd frum eetin poyzin mushedrumz. Mai sekkund wyf dyd frum uh kunkushun — herz wooden eet herz mushedrumz!”
Where mah corms?
Teh corms wuz eeted, aym afraid. We nommed them wit teh shwimps (see list uv kynds uv shwimps). Wuz verreh taystee corms, I must say.
Although he gets a late start, Aahz comes flying up quickly with his backpack wings, powered by 4 rocket motors. Once he takes the lead, he suddenly breaks into the vertical, gains 2000 feet of altitude, and with daring acrobatics writes “Con-CAT-u-malayshunz awn ur weddin, Gremlin!!1!” high overhead! Once he’s finished writing, unfortunately, his motors are expended, so he coasts down to within parachuting height, then floats down to the finish line under his colorful canopy.
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Well, stink, stank, stunk — I thot it wuz spowsta b uh rays…
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Rigardliss, weeshin Meestur n Meesiz Gremlin awl da bestist n da hoal whirled 4 deyz lawng n happeetayl merryij!!!
Ohai, Aahz! Yes, it wuz sposeta be a rayc too. I luvs yor rokkit/wings!
*stands bak an watches in amayzmint, klapps floofy paws!* Hooray fur Aahz!
Fanky, but 2dai it shood b “Hooray 4 Gremlin n herz noo hubbee!!”
Wishin Mr & Mrs Gremlin a lawn an happi marrij an a ritern 2 ful helf fur Mr G in teh berry neer fyootyer.
In vyoo uv mai typo uv lawn fur lawng, ai haz dribben up awna hi-spead lawn mower
Ooh, thatz a mean mosheen yoo got ther, Annipuss, a reel go-getter! Duz that lawn mower haz a racing geer? Izznt that whut that R ther meens?
*reeches down, puts lawn mower to R*
Ai aern’t shore, but Ai wud be berry caerful – u nebber no wiv masheenz.
BTW, Ai wudn’t wish a lawn awn enniboddee – dey aer a lotta werk!
izzat why awl teh skools here has wun to three acres uv lawn? To keep teh janiters/grownd kroo bizzy?
*puts a blankie on der lawn sew Mr and Mrs Gremlin can hab afternoon tea dere.*
Why, fanks, jd, teh hero uv kittehs everywharz – whut a luvlee blankee! Iz verreh gud idear, an so civvylyzed.
*kurls up on teh blankee, heevs a happeh sigh uv contentmint* Yoo noes hao kittehs luvs blankees!
that’s what you get for puttin a cheerleader outfit on me!
Stink, stank, stunk!
To Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin: If u has to be in a institution, marriage is not bad.
*throws rice*
*throws birdseed*
*releases flutterbyes*
*blows bubblols*
Here’s ur wedding gift: a elebenty dollar credit at teh dry cleeners. U guise is gonna need it after all that soapy rice, birdseed and flutterbye dust.
Love should last as long as teh mountains does, so I has brang Mt. McKinley out of racing retimrements. Itz glaciers are all sparkly for teh occasion and u will notice if u step around to teh rear that there is a long string of shoos that
I steeled from Cheezpeepshas been donated by Cheezpeeps.Go, Mt. McKinley, GO!
*geological rumbling*
See? Ur marriage will never be rocky because all teh rocks is on my trusty mount.
*checks feets*
HAY!
U b abel 2 smelz ur wai 2 Mt. McKinley if mai shooz b der. aifinksew!!
Oar mai sk8z, I finksew… ***peee-yooo!***
Its official: Aahz stinks on ice!
*wipes orf teh rice and birdseed, luks up in teh ayr*
OOOOooh! Flutterbyes! An bubblols! I luvz meh sum flutterbyes! Ooh, luk, they is in awl kullurz, too! Purplol, an peenk, an bloo, an red . . .
Dis be wun ob der flutterbys.
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Oh mai! Whut fantsee dezines that flutterby haz.
Iffn/when I gitz to hevven, I wunz to halp (jentlee) draw teh pritteh dezines on teh behbeh flutterbys. Iz amayzifying.
who?
I hear ya!
Cindy Lou, that’s who.
Cindy Lou Who, who iz noe moar den two.
Y, Santy Klawz? Y?
lolz!
*puts a clowk rownd kitteh. Nau dey’re Teh Hooded Santy Klaws!!!!*
fah boo foar es
dah boo dor es
kriss mus kriss mus
come tihs way
mai DH lurves teh grinch, but ai haytes taht song!!!
Hay! Uh liddul pees uv trivvyuh: Didja b noein dat da gy hoo singded da Grinch sawng (“Ur uh meen wun, Meestur Grinch…”) wuz da saym gy hoo didded da voys uv Tony da Ty-Grrr n da oald Frawstided Flayx kummershulz (“Dere Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate!!”)
! Whoop! Whoop!
*In runs 3FK, wyldly waving banners*
Conga- rice throwing-layshuns to Gremlin and Mr Gremlin!
Kitteh-blessings tu you both!
*bows hed thankfully* Why, fanks! We needs awl teh blessings we kin git! I whoops wit yoo: Whoop! Whoop!
Concatshoelaces, Gremlin & Mr Gremlin!!!
{{{{{{{{{Gremlin & Mr Gremlin}}}}}}}}}}
May yew haz a lawng, happitayl, helfee marriage!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!!!
Dis messij brot to yew by Nightshayde, hoo is ridin on teh bak uv hur byootimus dragon, Shimmer. Wif NS & Shimmer are a fyoo majikul fairies (liddul wunz) — teh fairies flix der wandz & sendz flurriez uv hypo-allergenic pixie dust into teh air. Teh pixie dust sparkuls & shimmers in a variety uv spektakyoolar kulurs. Wen ebbreewun is gud an distrakted by awl teh kulurs (ooooooohhhhh…. sparklee kulurs), teh byootimus dragon (purplol & green & gold – kinda liek Mardee Graw) taekz flite, spreddin himz wingz & soarin over Cheezland. Teh fairies awl direk der wandz into teh sky & spell owt “Happitayl Marriage, Gremlin & Mr Gremlin!” in sparkuls & shimmers. Itz sew purdy!!!
*gremlin is ryding in on her traydmark mownt, Ruby teh red-throated hummingburd*
SWOOP! Oooh, we rides throo teh pixie dusts! Yay! *wayvs orinj paws throo awl teh sparkles*
Ruby is wayrin her speshul hummingburd long-underwayrs to keep her warm. They is mayd uv magic fybers that resists teh kold an is beaytuful an sparkly purple an red. They is whispur-lite, wit speshul openings fur her liddel wings.
Yay! Ruby is so happytayll to see Shimmer teh Dragon!
SWOOP! DIVE!!! SWOOP!
Shimmer is blushin, aifinkso! Himz bin wanting to play wif Ruby fur weeks & weeks nao!!!
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Aaaaah – yung luv.
(burfday fairy appreshiyates teh hypo-allerjenik fairy dust)
and sends best wishes to gremlin an mr gremlin on teh burfday ob yor noo lives togevver! an hugs an kisses!
xx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx oo
xx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx oo
xx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx ooxx oo xx oo
Oh, burfday fairy, thankyoo so much! Awl those hugz an kisses, oh my!
Yor rite, is teh burfday uf owr noo lyfe together. *puts paw on chin, ponderz that thot, thotfully*
Corn Grits Yew Lace Irons, Mr and Mrs Gremlin! An’ remember, Happycat Is Happy!
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JD iz ryding a unicycle arownd a giant disk dat is balanced on der bak of four heffalumps who aer standing on the bak ob a jiant flying turtlol.
jd, didyu shrink teh discwerld?
Hmm. wuz dat yer Luggidge I rode in on?
Best Fishes tu Gremlin, Mr. Gremlin an Dexter!
Mai yu awl lib happilee eber abter!
Heerz wun ob teh sordid majikal creetures, Rex, mai centaur hoo Ai rode in awn. Haff ah YNG iz bedder dan nuffin!
Ohai, Teasel! Thatz wun majikal kreechur yoo got ther! Did yoo noes that aym a Sagittarius? Teh archer . . . open, onnist, owtdoorsy, frendly, orinj, floofy.
*whispurrs* Well, teh orinj and floofy ay added meself.
Ai dinna noes that! Rex haz da bos an airos in hiz ober teh showder strappie-awn-it-tuube-liek thingy. Thay ar goldee an splarklee Teh bos an airos) an yu can haz them fir teh weddingz pressints!
(Ai lubs teh oranj an floofies–jus liek mi Bramble kitteh who went awai.)
*whispurrs* I haz a gray tabby wit teh whyt pawz nao, but I haz a speshul spot in mah hart fur teh orinj beh-behs. Ceeling-kat haz put teh gold in ther furz that sparklols in teh lite, ifinkso.
oh noes! hoo asked the grinch to the partee????
Deer Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin:
BESTEST of wishes on ur wedding!!
In spites of the circumstances, U has took lemmings and made lemming aid!
So please to akksept this small gifty.
*hands Gremlin a wite box made of wot appeers to be very thin motheruvperl*
*it glows from the inside*
Dis is to be saved for a speshul day when u needs a ray of sunshine. I has captured a rainbow, and putted it in the bocks for u.
U has this for whenever u needs it… and, it’s self renooing… a new tecknology from d’Beaker Labs, I *ahem* borrowed!
So u & Mr. G can has unlimited rainbows and good luks whenever u needs it!
{{{{{{{[{{{Gremlin & Mr. Gremlin}}}}}}}}}}}}
sinse this was just put togetther in one day, I decided to ride Kidney Stones to teh partee. He’s been kinda lonlee over there… I don’t think he gets owt as much at Petunia and Bodice Ripper.
But heer! Look at teh buffay!
We has SHWIMPS. Itz an ALL SHWIMP BUFFAY!!!
And in sooooo many ways!
Arty choke shwimp dip
Broyled shwimps
Caesar salad wif shwimps
D….
Baked shwimp
devilled shwimps
Egg salad an shwimps
Fried shwimps
G…
Ginormous shwimps (izzint dat an oxymoron?)
Hot & spicee shwimps
Icee shwimps (in shwimp koktayl)
J…
JUMBO shwimps
Kokonut shwimps
Lime-marrynayded shwimps
(rmembr to puts teh lime in teh kokonut, kthx)
M…
Mary Ann’s shwimps (awl ob dem, pls)
Noebuddie elses shwimps
Ohai, wnat sum ob mai shwimps?
Pls, taek mine!
Q…
Quite nommy shwimps
Rubbed shwimps, caribeen jerk
Steemed shwimps
Qant fink of ennyfing beginning wiv “q”
Rice-paper rolls wiv shwimps
Shwimps – enny way u want ‘em
T…
sowwy PB2K! Dere wuz nobuddy heer for ages an den teh too ob us comes along at wunce! Is liek buses!
no problem, martoonie! I’z teh lokal bus, dat’s fer shur! (maek lotsa stawps an goze reel slow
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Tequila shrimp
Ultimate garlic shrimpz wid buttah
Very spicy shrimp wid thai chillies
W…
Wanton (Won ton) shwimpz
Xtry-lishiss shwimpz
Y…
YNG comes in wiv a tray of shwimps
Zebra-print plate fulla shwimps
pee ess – wanton shwimps – giglol!!
enny buddy else finking uv Forrest Gump?
Yes, tessm, I wuz finkin that too!
*bows to teh list-makers*
Wunnerful list!
anom and anom and anom
ai appreeseate dat ai mite be teh only person in teh whirld dat feels dis way, but ai hated dat film. An while ai’m about it, ai didn’t like Ghost either.
Martoonie – I’z wif yoo, awn bof moobies! (wii’s jes got reel pikkee tasteses in moobies, I finkso)
ai prefers to fink ob it as “refined taste”
but ai finkso pikkee mite be moar ackew… acccu… riter.
The one I didn’t liek that everyone else did was Sideways.
Pleh.
Harree Nilsson reference FTW!!! — Cawl mii inna moarnin’
Jumbow shwimpz
Krispee shwimpz
Lemming shwimpz
M…
Dang – 4gotted 2 rifraish – sry martoonie
(U put de lym n de kokonut n eet it awl up…)
no problem Aahz, sumtimes u gets teh shwimps, an sumtimes teh shwimps get u! (speshully in Sovyet Russha)
Soviet shwimpz? Iz dat Y deyz red?
Tehy’re rly good wiv a slice of lenin too…
Oar mebbe soakted n vodka… *hic*
*tiny tendrils reach tward twap door*
*Flick*
*FWAP!!!*
* the doors open under da Grinch*
*the Gwinch dwops thru tha door*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don’t wurry. We littim out if he re forms for the bettah.
*crosses heart wif tendrils*
i pwomiss to do my best to yuse my super pow’rz fur good n not fr ebil.
*cwosses tendrils behind back*
Hey! I saw that! Unkroxx those tendrils, plzthx!
*tendrils busilee unkroxx and start tweedling and twistingin sekrit aktivitee*
Ta Dah!
Tendrils place byutimous wreafs made 0 fragrant sweetpea fleurs & vines to place on the hedz o da gride and broom, er, bride & groom.
more beautymuss wreafs are placed on the majikulz kweechers in da race.
a ittehbitteh aerodynamic wreaf is placed on ruby, so she duzn’t get outta balanz.
Why, sweetpea, those wreafs is teh gorjuss! An teh ittehbitteh wreaf fur Ruby is wun uv teh kyootist fings I haz ever seen! *klaps paws together, laffs owt lowd with delite!*
The bestest uv wishes to Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin 4 meny happytail years ob floofy snorgles and helf and luff!
Um, Mr Gremlin, nextest time yu iz shy ob porposin…purrposi…axin the Gremlin to merry yu, mebbe yu cud tri sumthin less eggstreem? I nearly losted mai DH erlier dis yeer inna hopsitail (heez muchly bedder naow) and it iz berryberry skaewy and teerfull.
I wuz on da wai inna grosermary cart wiv one weel sydewaz, goin skweekyskweekyskweeky, wen dis Luggidge went whizzin past on elebenty-zillyun legs. Sew I hoppded on, and fallded off, adn heer I iz! The Luggidge kept on skitterin owt ob site, dunno weyre itz gonne tu.
Aw, ruledbyfantima – it did seem sorta eggstream to meh too! Glad to heer yor DH beddur nao. Iz a hard thing to haz a sik luvvd wun. Mite haz borked mah hart forever to loze heem on owr wedding day. Dr. TinyCat sez therll be No Moar Talk uv Dyin! An so nao we shall tawk uv livvin, ifinkso!
Yay! (clappz floofy paws adn skamperz abowt) Adn mawzletawff for bowth er youse! I bringz lots ob speshil extry-sweet humminbird jyewse so yur burdy kan fly yu speedy-qwik (wiv loopdiloops) tu a funner playse to hunnymune. Adn I frowz minimarshmellowz, teh pastell-kullerd wunz.
Ruby LUVS teh extr-sweet jyewse! Wow, lukkowt!
*Ruby tayks orf, flies arownd in cyrkles, vroom, vroom, vroom!*
Wow, thatz sum speshul yjewse yoo gotz ther, ruledbyfantima. Mite wanna patent that stuff an sell it . . .
Livvin bees mush betterer den dyin! An yu is berry forsh… forch… yu an Mr. Gremlin bees lucky to be habbing eech otter to liv teh rest uv yur lifes wif. An we awl hoep dat dey will being berry long lifes togedder.
Cheers for the Gremlins! (An dere kitteh too!)
Hoppy marruj to Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin!
Fankyoo, MicklPickl! And whut is yor mownt today? I is ryding onna hummingbird!
*Ruby duz a deep dyve, pulls owt just in tyme, flies hi into teh ayr* Whee!
Whee … what fun, Gremlin!
I haz bubblol powrd jet pack nao
Wat dew U yooz 2 mayk enuff bubblolz 2 flie wif? Dyit Coak n Mintoz?
Jet pax R uh grate wai 2 flie — C mai jetpak abuv…^
LOL! That looks like one of my Mom’s Persian cats after his bath. DO NOT WANT!
i doo knot noes you, misser 8 miz gremerlin- but conga rats… welcum to heppilol-ee ebber apters…
i doo knot noes you, misser & miz gremerlinz- but conga rats… welcum to heppilol-ee ebber apters… I hearz zat is wut ledge a lee o-curz nest…
Prysma kitteh cudn’t be heer, but sent dis:
{{{{{Gremlin n Mr. Gremlin n Gremlin-kitteh}}}}}
Ai so berry berry happeh taht yu having each ovver!!!! Plz tu having at leest az menny happeh yeers tugevver az yu haz alreddy had, an prefrablee much moar!
Wuz sposed to change dat!
Shud be:
{{{{{Gremlin n Mr. Gremlin n Dexter}}}}}
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl on behalf uv Prysma kitteh. Fanks!
Teh Gremlin-kitteh stil livs in mah hart. Iz rite an proper he shuld git to shayr this joyous okkayshun with us. Yep, ifinkso.
An Dexter too! Dexter spent teh nite last nite sleepin on TAWP uv meh. Ten pownds uv tabby, oof, I wunders hao beeg this boi will git when hez awl growd up!? Mebbe anuther beeg boi lyke mah Grem.
*nods approvingly, smyols, thinks uv happytayl days with Gremlin, mah hart-kitteh, waves a frendly wayv to teh dantzing happeh kittehs in teh Mu Meddow*
oops dubble post, oh noes!
Iz okay, gt8179d. Double sentiments…. teh moar, teh merrier.
Ohai peeps! Dubble teh gud wishes! Is verreh gud! WurdPress duz it to us awl.
*luksarownd* So this is whut happily ever after luks lyke! *smyols*
Mebbe I posted this befoar, but I bot a liddel wuden sine last yeer at owrl lokal arts festyval and put it abuv teh hallway insyde mah haus:
And they lived happily ever after . . .
*happytayl tears*
Concats {{{{{{Gremlin and Mr Gremlin!!!}}}}}
may you has a long healfy and happeh marriage
I has a brot a big platter of rosemary and garlic shrimp kebabs for ebry wun to sharez
and here’z a cookbook wid shrimp recipehs from round deh world
fur Gremlin
oh an Iz riding on mah flying carpet wid mah kittehs
they insisted themz wanted to come and wish
Gremlin and her hubbeh demselvez
Two_kittehs, u can haz a flying carpet??? Eye nebber knowed dat. Kewl!
an it canz travel at warp speed
I finksew flieyin car-pitz trabble at warp-n-woof speedz…
Oar mebbe datz “ravel” …
“woof”, indeed.
Angree kitteh is angree.
Ooooh – ai kin haz a kawpee uv dis cookbook?
U shure can! here U iz
Did sumbuddy say SHWIMPS!!!! Ohai, 2K! Fanks fur bein heer on mah beeg day. I luvs teh shwimps. *pages throo teh buk* Mmm, MM-hmm. Yep! OOOOOoh, THAT wun luks gud!
Ohai to yor kittehs, 2K! Iz gud to see them heer. Duz they lyke ryding on teh flying karpet? I hope they is nawt afrayd uv hites!
dey luvz heights and luk down upon mere mortalz
they has dignitude and attitude!
U can snorgle mah Injeh kitteh
herz a big orinj Buddha kitteh who
lubs gibbing head bonks!
*snorgle snorgle* I luvs meh sum orinj fuzz! *hedbonks* to yoo an yor kittehs! Mah Dexter lykes to giv teh hedbonks too. Hez a beeg boy, he givs a pritteh strong hedbonk! Sumtiems he lykes to do teh nose tuches too. Last nite when I kaymd hoem, he nose-tuched me abowt 8 tymes innarow! Yooshully he akts as if moar than wun nose tuch wuld be redundant!
he knoz himz mommeh can use sum extra TLC
when I haz a sad or sick mah yogeh kitteh is eggstra
affectionate
I don’t knoz how himz knoz but he does
Dey awlwaiz noez. Mah kittehz noez when teh pplz is feeling pleh & needs warmf — dey gives extra snugglolz when teh pplz is cold.
Oh — and yeerz ago, ai had mah Jennyanydots *jentlee* lik teh teers frum mah faec during a particularly sad episode of ER. It wuz sew sweet!
Hee eben took teh roast beast!
ohai Tribble how iz us
I lubbed Ur lol!
Teh wun wit teh tribble onn it? Fank u, eye coodent rezzist.
Hower u? Wen dew u go luk fur a new hoam in New Yawk?
yes that one, I is procrastinating but I has to go to Troy soon
I iz searching on deh internetz rite now
I makes a list and den goes sometime in deh coming munff
Concatulations Gremlin an Mr. Gremlin! Eye wish u a lyfetyme uff helth and happiness!
Oh, fankyoo Tribble! We luks forward to it! We haz had a tayste of teh fur wurse part, we is hopin fur teh fur bedder part soon.
{{{{{{Mrs. Gremlin, Mr. Gremlin, Kitty Gremlin}}}}}}
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I’z so glad dat yoo has eech odder to helf wif teh tuff tiems! An nao wif fings sownding betterer fer teh Mister, I hoeps yoo has a lawng an happitayl marriage an lief togedder!!!
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*****schmooooooo to awl ov yoo!*****
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PB2K
PB2K, is so gud to see yoo! Hao ar yoo doing an is Dr. TinyCat treeting yoo well?
Ohai gremlin an martoonie! I’z doin well…todai I sawed mai Dr. BreastCancerTinyCat, teh wun hoo fownd teh lookeemia in teh nawt sekkund plays. Hii sez I’z doin bery well fer teh “heck ov a summer” an mai transplant.
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Teh blud kownts ar very gud – in fakt, mai lab results fer teh last cuppla weaks hab bin nermal! Yay fer nermal!
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I iz stil unner “hows arrest” – I can’t go owt in publik, wehre dere ar lawts ov peeps; I can’t be arrownd liddo kidlets; an I stil has dietary restrikshuns. Pleh, I miss salads! (no fresh veggies or froots, eberyfing has to be kuuked, amung odder fings I can’t eets).
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I gits tired eesy, an i sleeps a lawt….but teh kittehs aprobe ov dat part ov mai life!!
Ohai PB2K!!1! {{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}}
It b sew gud 2 b seeyin U rownd n uhbowt awn ICHC!!! N hip, hip, hurray 4 da Nermal blud kowntz!! (az uhpowzded 2 da Garfield blud kowntz…)
Dr. TinyCat’s meddykal orders: Sleepalot.
Kittehs: We approvs uv this messaj!
Aym glad yor blud kowntz ar up! Sawree yoo kantz haz teh saladz. Mr. G will also be on teh dietary restrikshuns until heem’z neggst surgery. But they givd heem a list today uv gud stuffs he *kan* eet. He sed he was so happeh he culd kry! Ther ar still menneh gud things on teh list he kan eet. Dr. TinyCat is wurking with teh dietishuns, iz a gud thing!
Mr. G haz losted abowt 20 or moar pownds in teh past fyew weeks. He iz 6 feetz tall. He wuz nawt hevvy to begin with. Nao he iIs too skinneh! I will try to halp fatten heem bak up over teh coeming weeks.
donut wurree, evverybuddy gainz a fyoo pounz when tehy getz marryed!
we callz it “happyfat”
{{{{{{PB2K}]]}}}}}}}
I duz a happee dans fur u.
*Spinz and twirlz and step, step, step!
*Spin and twurl and hop, hop, hop!
*1, 2, 3, jump,
*1, 2, 3, kik!!!!
Ohai PB2K – how is u doin? Ai hopeso u is feelin gud an teh wite cells is doin wut dey shud.
Congratchewlayshuns, Gremlin an Mr Gremlin! Ai wishes u ebery happiness an awlso wishes Mr G a most speedee recovery so u can sellybrate properly! Ai brings u -
sumfing owld – er, dat’s me
sumfing noo – dis shinee noo thred, just for u
sumfing borrowed – ai’ll leave dat to lcb
sumfing bloo – mai eggstra speshull bloo lagoon martoonie, mixed speshully for teh occayshun! Cheers!
Oh, an ai wuz comin in awn Brian teh racin snail, but last time ai did dat ai wuz about a week laet, and we has just gotted a noo rug, so ai came in by majjik carpit!
pee ess – when ai roted dis, two_kittehs had nawt yet arribed awn teh majjik carpit. Ai sowwy to has maded a copy. Sadlee, mai carpit does nawt has two kittehs (or two_kittehs, for dat matter) awn it, so is infeeriyur. But keeps ur toesies warm, awl teh same.
Ohai, SJ! Is gud to see yoo heer! Aym so glad yoo culd coemingz to mah showr!
Owr wedding wuz at teh lokal distrikt kort judge’s offix. I wor a 2-peec whyt dress, whyt heels, and opals on my braycelit, my earrings, an my neklace. I karreed a small bookay uv purplol pinwheel dayzees that I pikkd frum mah yard.
We haz no weddink rings yet. We did not haz tyme to get them. Mebbe soon, after I springz Mr. G. frum teh horspital.
I lykes yor majik carpit! It haz pritteh dezines onnit, even if it haz no kittehs . . .Warm toesies is FTW!
Fank u! Teh joy ob warm toesies shud nawt be underestimicated. Ur wedding owtfit souwns lublee – ai fink opals are so pretty – all diffrent colours! (btw, ai does nawt like to speak ill ob a fellow-cheezlander, but ai wud keep a tite grip awn those opals wehn lcb’s around)
Oh noes I didn’t realize U has arribed on deh carpet 2
is ok we can boff has majik carpetz!
in fact we can start nu business of majik carpet dealershipz
deluxe vershunz come wid floofy kittehs
sownz gud to me. Ai’ll be in charge of teh TTI carpit franchise, awl our carpits hand made by pigmy llamas!
Uz can also handle all of Urope
Shure, no problm. Ai fink ai also volunteered to be teh Vice Prezzident of teh Ew Ess Ay a few days back, but hey, ai’m a woman, ai can multi-task.
U betcha!
llama, llama, duck!
ohai to teh new mister an misses!
a lyfetime uv happiness an lotsa nyce kisses!
um… sorry ai am layte, wuz trying to talk YNG into… well, nebbermindz.
…into halping. Yew wuz trying to talk YNG into halping.
…
Yeah – datz it.
yabutt…helpin to dew wut?
use Ur imaginashunz
Hey! Aym a marreed wumman nao! *putz paws over eyes, but peeks wun eye between teh paws*
Ironing, rite!? Hez heer to halp wit teh ironing!
is dat whut themz kidz dese dayz is cawling it?
Irnin. Rite. Dat’s wut ai wuz imajjinin.
…RACING. wuz trying to talk him into RACING.
I furgitted mah mannerz. Tessm, fankyoo fur teh wishes! We haz had mostly gud tymes fur 22 yeerz, and menneh kisses! *blushes a liddel but yoo kin hardlee see it throo teh orinj fizz* We’re lukkin furward to menneh menneh moar!
wow, that’s…um… TWO times elebenty!
W00t! w00T!
Congremlinashunz Mr. & Mrs Gremlin!
**Firez up deh bubblol masheen.
**
Bubblol ridez fur ebbreewun!!
Evreebuddee taking a bubblol adn hopping in!
* ° Ο ۞ *…° ; · ، ׃ ָ ْ ٠ Ồ ‚ • ⌂ ☼ .´ ¸
° ; · ، Ό о ָ ْ ٠ о ©· ، ۞ ە Ọ ; ׃
ָ ْ ٠ ; · ، Ό о ָ ْ ⌂ ☼ ٠∞ ▫ Θ ö . ´ ¸ °
; · ، ׃ ָΌ о ْ ٠ °ט ∞ Ο ‰ ; · ، ׃
ָ ْ ٠ ; Ό о · ، ׃ ָ ْ ٠ ۞ ; · ، Ό о © ָ
⌂ ☼ ْ ٠´ ¸ ° ۵ Ө ۵ § Ồ ; · ، ׃
ָ ْ ٠ ء ٭ ט Ό о © Θ ö °ט Ồ ‚ • ⌂ ☼ ۹
▫ Ọ ỗ Ө ۵ § Ồ ء ٭ ט
O gudee gudee! I nawt b havvin2 fawl aftur mai rokkitz givded owt — I jess hitch uh ryd awn uh nys Cween bubblol!
(♪♪♪I float throo da ayr wif da gratistest uv eez…♪♪♪)
Oboi! Bobblol ridez! Tanks cweenie! Wheeee!!!!! Im flowtin awai…………..bye…………an dotz tu……………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOooh! Pritteh! Iz gud to see so menneh cheez-peeps heer! An rydin on bubblols, no less – wow! *luks amayzified*
Ai been waiting all dai for teh bubblol masheen!
** springs up inna ayre an pops a bubblol wiffa pinknoze an lands bak down onna pinkpadz.**
** Arranjiz teh bubblols inna sky to reed:
“Mush Happiness to Mr. anna Mrs Gremlin!!!”**
(I smell cake…..)
** dashes into the party room, panting..**
**”Hooray! Just inna tyme fur teh bubblol masheen!”
**Jumps inna ayre an pops a bubblol wiff teh pinknoze and landz back onna pinkpawz”**
**Arranjiz teh bubblols to read:
“Mush Happiness to Mr and Mrs Gremlin!!!”
**Bubblols flote gentlee cross teh sky……**
(I smell cake…..)
WHERE MAH ROAST BEEST??
I must has eet.
NAO!!!
ohai Melissa I don’t think we has met,
but I remember reading Ur comments
when I use to lurk on ICHC
dey was funneh
is gud has U back on againz
it’s YOU’RE. seriously. it’s obviously not lolspeak or trying to be, so learn some damn grammar.
Wow lookitee! wee eben gots a troll fur teh partee!!! Letz maek himm dansdansdans! Grabz troll by teh hairy oozy armz adn wirlllz him abbowt untill himz feets r flyin…
(Frankie, if yer still here read teh posts adn joyn teh party. Iz a happytayle ebent heer.)
ur a grinch wun, mr troll…
W00t, woot!!!
*jumpz in tu joyn ruledbyfantima adn trollee FRANK in deh whirrllee danz*
*deh three uv dem holding handz and *
*spinning like deh wild partee-goerz dey b*
Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
*spin and whirrllllllllllllllllll.
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rbf, frank adn mj spin so fast dey b just a multi-kullered blur*
*a giant bubblol envelopz dem and dey spin off,
*sailing up and away, int2 deh bloo.
*klap klap klap* Oh, cween, that wuz so luvlee. Whut a partee! Az I always sez, itz nawt a partay until sumbuddy brayks sumthin or a troll gitz envelopzed in a giant spinning bubblol. *sigh*
Nawt uh pardee til sum1 brakes sumfin? U muss b Greek!
***starts smashing plates to make this a real party***
**SMASH!!**
**SMASH!!**
**SMASH!!**
**SMASH!!**
**SMASH!!**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFmOHV0G0c&feature=related
opa!
I gots to go, kin u guiz have YNG cleen this up when it’s over?
I fink tessm shud know where is iz.
ohhhhh, YNG-eeeeee… yoooooo-hoooooooo!
we haz sum cleenings fur u to halps wiv…
… ohai, u iz greek YNG?
*swoon*
i’m not really being a troll, actually. i’m just commenting on the ridiculous amount of improper grammar used by english speakers that i’ve noticed more and more and more and more and more. if i was trolling, i’d insult or say something inflammatory. i’m not doing that, i’m simply encouraging another go with basic grammar. completely different.
Hi Frank. Welcome to ICHC! While I generally share your view on grammar (I’m actually a proofreader by trade), I find that it’s actually rather liberating to be able to come here & not be constrained by the “normal” rules. Of course, it is sometimes challenging to switch back and forth between standard English and lolspeak. It just takes practice.
You’d probably be surprised at the number of people here who either write for a living or for a hobby. I suggest just leaving your ideas about grammar (and spelling, for that matter) at the door when you visit this silly website. They’ll be there waiting for you when you leave. I promise. At least mine always are…
Well, I’ll be frank with you and encourage you to have another go at congratulating the happy couple at this wedding shower. Seriously. Feel free to use correct grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and spelling any time, along with perfect manners and goodwill. I’ll take back the “hairy oozy arms” remark as a gesture of detente (sorry, I can’t type the accent aigu). And you get your name blue and sign in to the Cheezmap so you can really be a Cheezfriend. In the meantime, I believe I have this dance, so climb back into CweenMJ’s Good-Witch bubble and around we go! Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
W00t, w00t!!! Wot nightshayde and ruledbyfantima sed! (ai iz a translaytur for ingrish and Jerman).
Youz gots termites in yur smile.
You gots smiles in my termites!
*tastes*
PLEH!
Twoo grayt taystes that taystes pleh togethur!
Reeses Termite Smiley Cups? DO NOT WANT!!
manee gud wishes to gremlin an mr. gremlin! i haz a big happy for yoo, nooly married an mr. gremlin getting better! heer iz my gift for you: a (long an helfy) lifetime supply ob kisses:
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO1607.jpg
i am late az usual, pedaling in like krazy on my boiz’ old liddle red tricycle, by teh majik ob teh intertoobs reskyood frum teh landfill an teh borkded tire is fixd an teh rusty paynt iz all shiny an red agin. tehr beez legos glood all ober (becawz tahts wut we haz lots ob at owr howse), an baloloons an shiny streemers on teh handlebars, an teh horn in frunt is shooting owt kandeess an playin “planet claire” by teh 52-beez.
Oooh! Choklit kisses, yum! *nom nom nom* Whut a kyoot red tricycle. An yoo brot alawng sum 80s mewsik, hao WUNNERFUL! Yoo NOES whut I lyke!
Aaaaah 80s mewsik. Ai lubz teh 80s mewsik.
Nao ai feelz teh need to lissin to B52s. Luckilee, ai haz sum on mah pyooter!
oooh planet claire… hasn’t herd that one in a LAWNG time!
iz in rotayshun on my 3pm player. i likes to lissen to it wile i cuks dinner. maeks cukkin more fun, sumhow.
Ai wishy u bof muchly happeetaleness 4 ur libz 2-gever. Ai bringing sum nomz maed ob teh litel ‘maters – kutz teh tawps ‘n putz sum kreme-cheez adn putz teh tawps bak awn. Ai alzo bringing sum shirbit and jinjr-ale 4 sum punchee-punch (kik, fwip, sliiiiiiiiide) 4 uz 2 dwinkee.
4 teh prezzie, ai bringing u elebentee hundert gazilion cheezburgerz jus teh wai u bof liek ‘em. Tehy being frum Cheezburger in Paradize. (Sorree, didn’tn’t meen 2 leve a eer-wurm, butt (hee hee, ai saiz butt) ai lub mii sum Jeree Bufit!!11!!).
Jimmy Buffett, we luvs it! Hao did yoo no? Is a speshul fayvrit singer.
Mah boyfr . . . huzbind (!!!) went to collij in Gaynsville, FLA, in teh 1970s. Jimmy Buffett wuz a yung singer hoo strolled akross kampus in himz bayr feetz, singin songs an playin himz gittar, an drinkin Boones Farm wyne wit teh stoodints ther. Is a speshul memree uv Mr. G. Fankyoo, just hao did yoo no?
Wun uv mah fayvrit Buffett songs is a sad wun kalld He Went to Paris. I shayrs teh YooToob klippy (do nawt kry, tho, is nawt a sad day today!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMozCfz0cZM
Ai lissen wen ai gitz hoem – no sound at teh wurk. Ai alwus lubbed JB, 2. Wii had a Chi-Chi’s go outa biznez here an C.i.P. opened – awezum fuds!! An tehy plai C.i.P. at leas oenc ebery 30 minnits.
Taht’z a grate storee abut Mr. G’s memry of JB. !!!11!!! @@@@@
Yoo kin fynd teh lyriks too if yoo google He Went to Paris. Wuz also rekorded by Waylon Jennings. Sum uv mah fayvrit liens ar neer teh end:
“Some of it’s magic, some of it’s tragic
But I had a good life all the way”
Iz so troo, menneh tymes in lyfe, teh bitter an teh sweet is mixed in togethur. If it hadnt bin fur Mr. G’s sikniss, we may nevvr haz gotten marreed!
whi na phunnie spellin?
Also very wite!
{{{{{{{the Gremlins}}}}}}}
fur teh occashun isle tella maus storee alla pfriar spfoon thred:
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Sir Willhee was one of the lesser known knights of the round table, but he was an accomplished furniture maker. His latest creation was a magnificient armoir which he had covered with pure silver plate. When the piece was all polished up, it shined like nothing anyone had ever seen.
The medieval hero was not ready to settle down yet, but Gremlin, his girl, wanted to get married right away. She had become tired of waiting and decided to go to Willhee and pop the question herself. When Willhee saw the woman coming, he jumped into the armoir to hide.
Gremlin entered Willhee’s quarters and looked around. She didn’t see anybody and turned to leave. Suddenly Willhee sneezed. Gremlin ran to the armoir and flung the door open. There stood Wilber: he was trapped!
The next day, the castle newsletter’s headline proclaimed: “Lady Gremlin Finds Her Knight In Shining Armoir!”
Woot! Woot! Grayt storeh, 2W2B2S! Woot! Woot!
What is wrong with that cats skull?!?!
or, um
watz rong wit dis katz skullies?!!?!?111!?!
uh ohs!
WARNING!
This thred is abowt to reach teh 200 post mark!
Which meens u’ll have to start cliking on ’show all’ at the bottom to see all the commints!!
Please to not get a frustrated!
U’ll think ur commints aren’t posting.. but they R!
{{{{{{{Da Gremlins}}}}}}}} Luvs to da noolyweds! May u libs lawng and happeee eber n eber n eber!
Why, fankyoo, KCT! We hoeps fur lawng lyfe, an beddur tymes ahed!
I AM LESTER THE LION KITTY’s MOMMY! I submitted this picture weeks ago, somebody else captioned it – AND it is my birthday!!! Lester made it on my birthday!!! Lester has lots of videos on YouTube if you type in Lester Lion Kitty, plus I talk about him obsessively on my blogs….lesterthelionkitty.blogspot.com and otstudents.blogspot.com…he also made Ugly Overload. And on video.google.com he has a few, try “Ballad of Lester”….omg I’m thrilled!! OMG OMG OMG OMG I AM SO EXCITED LESTER IS FAMOUS NOW!!!!!
concatshoolayshuns to yoo an lester! we lubs teh kittehs wif teh lots ob purrsunalities
Concatshoelaces – and Happitayl Birfday!
240 comments! Wow. Lester is famous!
Love from,
his auntie
Congra2layshuns G and Mr. G. I has a happytail yew are dooin so gud. May ewe hab a long and fun lyfe togever.
I brotted u a special elebendy instant sammich maker. Mr. Phat Cat and I hab lernd dat many disagreementz is cawsed by lo blood sugar. So we yewzually decyde to be habbin a sammich nawt sekkond and seeing if we still mad. Mostly mad goez away after sammich. So now yew can hab elebendy instant sammiches whenebber yew need dem so you don ebber hab to hab da low blood sugar an get grumpy 2gevver. Njoi!
P.S. I arribed in a very tiny kar pakked wif clowns. Whooot!
Ohai, Phat Cat. Yoo haz a verreh gud poynt! I luvs teh instant sammich maker! Is just perfekt. We trys it owt verreh soon. I haz a bred kuz I went to teh stor last nite, an bot awl kynds uv fings Mr. G kan eet! (We haz a pudding too, but I finks that will nawt mayk so gud a sammich, LOL.)
layte layte layte me. Congratchulayshuns Gremlin an Mr Gremlin, and speshully happee that Mr G can haz living (I dunno teh story, but I pray it tew hav a ahppy ending!) I cudnt rayce (wud hav ridden mai majikul flyin carpet frum teh Rayce foar Rosie!) but I did send a taype ov Eye-rish pennywissel toons to dansdansdans tew! They did nawt show up, but heer it is: wrappded in menny layerz ov shiney paperz an gold trinkets frum teh raid awn LCB’s crib this moarnin
Menny Happitayle Returnz of teh weddin annibersary!!!!!
ZF, turn around vry slowly. There is a pack of rabid guardweasels what wants to has a word wif u.
ZF, teh short vershun is: mah boyfrend wuz sik, then we thot he mite be dying, then we went to hospital, then I sprung heem, then we got marreed and he turned into Mr. Gremlin, then he went to hospital agin, then he went to even beddur hospital, then he gitted beddr in a mirakyulus turn uv eventz! *Whew!!*
Still haz to has teh surgery in 3 to 6 weeks. He may coeming hoem today or tomorry.
I luvz teh Irish toons – me pappy sed he wuz part Irish, so luvvin potatoes an dantzin a jig runz in mah blud. Fankyoo so muches, nuthin lyke teh gud mewsik fur dantzin to!
*donkey comes boundeeng arown teh corner, brefflesslee*
Oh, mah furrs an wisskurrs! I r late furr teh sillybrashuns!
HAPPY MARRIAGE GREMLIN!!!
Duzz Mr. Gremlin noe hee now has an adopted ittehbittehkitteh in-law?? And a
Donkey in-law?
I has maded a card for u!!
http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=313895723&m=4191&rr=y&source=yahoo999
Much lubs frum ur donkey!
{{{{Kafleen!!!}}}}} Mah sweet donkey! I noo yoo wuld coem! Teh card is teh luvlee. *sniffle* Yes, uv korse we haz nao an adopted ittehbittehkitteh-in-law and donkey-in-law. And may sister-in-paw JCH4K haz a noo bruther-in-paw! And so teh famblee grows an grows!
I putting this notiss at teh verreh boddum uv teh thred.
Deer cheez-peeps: Thank yoo fur bein mah frendz and shayring this happeh momint with me. Mah hart overflows.
Luv, yor Gremlin (with Mr. G, and Dexter teh loyal tabbehkat)
DIS IZ LIKE DE BEEST ONE I SEEN SO FAR!!! “yor a mean one… mr grinch.” “mabe his head is not screwed on just right, or mabe its his shoos r on to tight.
lolz dat kitteh skarez meh
Dat kat needs a cheez burger!!!!!
I LOVE HAT PIC! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY CAT!!! HIS NAME IS EASTER!