i dont kno how iz hapend
i dont kno how iz hapend it jus hapend
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Naow get me owt uv heer
wut ibs ai saiz no?
Mai pointy ens are reddee!
ai fink chair iz misconstr… miss… nawt maed right!
IKEA gurrul tew teh reskew. Hav rinch, wil reskew.
win!
kitteh bin slipwalkeen agin
Ohai kc, we haz a tye. Wat wud u liek frum teh tye booteek? Ai fink Ai need a cheezland map blankie – iz cawld in TTI 2dai!
o hai annipuss! longcat tiem no see
i jus git teh prettee slippurz from ty-booteek! i haz milk an cookiz, iz u want?
Thx, but Ai juss want coffee den Ai haz to go owt 2 bye noms!
What for you sit on me?
Heimlich Maneuver… Ur doin it rong
…….. but vry interestinglee…….
Nasty dogg putt kitty kibble on greezzed chair…. me slipped.
no… iz okay… ai iz jus hangin arownd…(!)
COURSE AI NEEDZ HALP, U STOOPIE HYOOMAN!
hehehe. dis ai can ‘magin ^^
Wut happenz in Vayguz, stayz in Vayguz.
Wut happenz in kichin, stayz in kichin!!! aifinkso.
An kitteh staying where him iz, until the stoopy hyoomin puts daon camera an helping!
errrr …
suz teh goggie!!
yeah!
teh goggie did it!!
“that’s the ticket”
um, ai meen
wuz the goggie!!
Or teh kitteh myte sue teh goggie fur it, awlso…
catfight wayten 2 hapn
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map!
If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com
Awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. (u will notiss dehe b wun cheezpeep in a majilol spot indikayted by deh marker in deh Pacific.) Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. If u b wanting a linkee tu ur ICHC profile, i will inserting it.
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U duzn’t need tu beeing on mai ICHC frend list, oar beeing on deh Yahoo Cheezfrenz group, oar enneefing elz. Just sending deh emayo. I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I b putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
iz suckd to teh wurmhol, mai bodee iz at teh neyburs haus
OMCC!!! Halp! Call teh fyremen! Or teh astronomnomnommers!!!1!
Oar kall teh YNGs!! Wer’z LCB wen wii needz her???
an ai still nawt knoes where mai harbls wented!
Mebbe sew, mebbe nawt. It awl depenz…
Basement cat gettin himz due?
wiff a pawthetic look on hims fayce too!
**rhsb comez walkin in2 teh rume, still warin hur jammeez, hur harez iz inna mess**
**YAWN!!!**
Ohai, frenz. Hao iz eberywun?
Iz dere cawfee?
I got teh capooc….. capuooch….. espresso cawfee maker fired up and reddy to go! Whatz yer pleshur rhsb??
Ai needz sumfin nevvy-dooty. Wif, chocklit inbolbed, 2.
Nawt wanna werk 2dai. Wanna go bak 2 bed an snooz…zzzz…zzzz
We gotz reglur cawfee, decafanimated cawfee, espresso shawts, lattays and capuccino. Eben hab sum flavrs if yoo want.
Hm… OK. Tahts a TALL order…. but of corse it will come inna small cup, eben tho it izn’t tall at all. now iffn you reeely wanna TALL cawfee, tehn yoo hafta order a “GRANDAY”, which we noze iz akshully “LARGE” in Fronsch but that is of no consequence here. Ifn you reeley need a LARGE tehn yoo havta say “VENTAY” which is a totally made up word that nobuddy noze where it be coming frum.
**** putz teh beenz inna machine**
**** whizzz whizzz, whirrrr whirrrrr***
***foooooommm fooooooooom****
One rather large, but not too tall or small mocha Latte wif a little fome and dark shocklit shabings onna tawp.
***Here you are rhsb….. Happy Toosday morning!”
I fink “vente” meenz 20, as in 20 ownses. Dats a lawt uv whuteffer it is.
Oyesh! Dat sawnds right, neighbor!!
Ai nebber cwite seez teh poynt ob teh dekaf. YAWN. Ai supoz itz gotz itz porpoise. Oar itz doll-fin.
O sech punz! O teh hyooj manutee!
Teh kain uv halp u reelee needz iz moar den I kanz pruvaid.
mah kitteh did dis all da tiem. Eye triyd too. Wuzn’t such a gud ideah..
Don’t just keep looking, help me!
U wantz I shud git teh jawz uv laif?
*sarcasm ON*
Oh, no. That’s not teh necessary. Just teh Islets of Langerhans of Life should do.
*sarcasm OFF*
&$^#()@ stoopy human! Of COARSE u should get teh Jaws of Life! NOW! Put teh camra down and HALP me!
I waz jus doin mah mornin streches, and nao dis.
I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall….
Looks like teh chair has tabled teh discussion.
*heddesk*
other thins kittehs get stuk in…
aeroplanes
bukitts
cuboards
D…
Desk drawrs
Elegunt vazzez
Flowr potts
G….
Geodesic domes
Hovercraft luggage compartments
Invisible boxes (mime kittehs only)
J…
jungles (wild kittehs)
kitchen sinks
lunchboxes
mugs
nets
open, small spaces
p…
perplexed
quiet
resolute
submissive
tough
u….
i don’t really get the coment
Kitteh! Wen did u git elekted chairman uv de bored?!
I tink I’ve hads dayz like dat…….
that stinks
I seat what u did ther
I wuz thinkin’ “FAIL” fer dat pikcher.
Oh little kitteh, Ill getcha aut! Lemme just goez heer………Andz zer………And den Iz doez dat 2 dis……and doez datz 2 dis….der! iz dun! Go wunn fwee!
You probaly didz dis: 
i iz towwy!
fotoshopperz iz teh suxxorz.
Ai dont kno how to cntrol teh cute, but ai will tri.
noa wai dat wuz not nyc u leev ur neko liek dat u ebil dewd.
