Fish Pleez?
Fish Pleez?
i thot kittehs lurv da fishies.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: armbandman
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Kittehz aer waytin an hoepin
Grat’s awn anothur nawt sekkunt! Hau DO yu do it?
Thx fur teh grats. Dere izunt enne majik – Ai juss noe wat tiem teh nyoo pikchoors aer poastid an stay alurt!
there is majik, ifinkso!
most ov us know when teh noo pix come up… some how u does it!
we’re not wurthy!
gots to go home… has a nice ebening y’all!
Nite nitey skwirrlgrrl!
We Needz mor “Lurts”
*snurt*
Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying
Planning and dreaming each night of fish arms
Fishies hev arms? :O
If’n thay hab arms it meybee just a rezult of those “innocent” eggspearmints at d’Beaker labs, yesh?
How else du yu fink dey maek “fish fingers”?
I is tired ov meetlofe.
teh scale ob kittehs’ dezyr is immeshurable!
Frum teh lukk uv teh bote, dey aern’t goin 2 be lukkee
A doan finkso…lukkit teh pile of anchovies in front of the hyoomin sidding down. iz enuf to fill lolrus’ bukkit.
NEfing is good!
Thou shalt have a fishie
on a little dishie
Thou shalt have a fishie
when the Boat cums in…
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No thanks, I’d rather have a Cheezburger….
Liek teh non-conformin kitteh awn teh rite!
I lubs da one askin fur a cheezburgr nsted.
Ai se 7 peeplez hoo nede tu lurn tu goze fisheez.
Kittehs nawt need to get wet if teh hyoomins catch the fishies fur dem.
An, u notis … not wun skinnee kittehin da bunch. Dey eets gud.
Ai thowt humans were put on teh erth to do kittehs biddings. Thatz teh wai it iz in mai haus ennywai.
Gibs a man a fishie an he will eats fur a dai
Gibs a man a fishin nets an he
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will be feedin Kittehs he nebber new he had!
Cun fishulashunz, Anni nd Leeza (yu cant fule me) orf tu da booteek fur sum buyabase?
Wut ai sed abowt lurning tu fish…. Mai Lesalie ai hab wen ai wuz a kidlet wud go fishing in naburz goalfish pawnd.
If we teaches a man to fish, dat means he brings us fishies forebber, rite?
If he doesn’t spend the rest of his life in the boat, drinking beer and snoozing.
Ai gotted a pakk uv 3 tinz uv toona 2dai. Wen Ai lukked at teh rapper, Ai seed dat it sayed “Contayns fish” Dat’s otay den!
Phew! Wot a releef! Ai had teeping slablets, wunce, taht sed “Mai corse drowsiness” – Ai shud flippin hoep o!
Dat musbe Jessicat Simspn’s Tuna’s…udderwise she mite think id iz chikken
ROTFL!!!
*snerk, snerk, snort, snerk*
Aaaaahhhhh! Ai mus be tarred terday frum teh werk-ages. Dat made me laff and laff. Hysterics. Ai has dem.
Yew wud haz to worry if it sed “dere iz no fish in dis produkt.”
tell teh troff anni.
Wuz the toona for u, or teh kittehs?
Ai duzn’t haz ennee kittehs
but Ai lubs toona wiv salid stuffs
Deez is such polite kittehz! Dey is awl sayin teh majik werd (except fur teh wun dat wantz a cheezburger).
Kittehs _can_ be pohlite… wif propurr motor….mohtee …mitiv …. when dey REELY REELY wants sumfing.
kitteh wishes for fishes…fishyburgur wiv cheezes mebbe….dids n e 1’s reads teh Times noospapers todai in UK? ICHC was in it! HAIL CHEEZEPEEPS WE IS RULIN WURLD!
witch Times? noo yawk?
Sez Uk so I guesssesss iz London Times. Mebbe so, Ai has been rong b4
Iz Lundun. owr anni wuz Miss Kwoted.
No fishies, wanta cheezburger!
CHEEZLAND FOREBBER! Cheezpeeps rawk!
We iz on your docks, waiting fur Ur fishiez
dese kittehs is berry mannerful
mah kittehz never say please
themz jus takes what demz wantz
aint it teh troof!
GIMMEH!!!!
rite NOW!
Mai mahm’s kitteh stolded a peece ov chickn offa hur plate wunse. Mahm putted hur plate onna harth an wen nobodee wuz luukin, kitteh went *YOINK* an halped hurself 2 speshul dinnur!
Mah Momkat yesterday put down a playt uv gefilte fish & a dish uv picklold red cabbij fur just a moment. Wen she kaym bak, Squeak wuz eetin teh gefilte fish & Skimble wuz eetin teh red cabbij. Iz troo!
Oh – an a fyoo munfs ago, Skimble takeded wun uv Momkat’s escargots. Himz bin takin mah edamame pods lately to choo on a liddul. He will eetz teh soybeenz if ai getz dem owt uv teh pod fur him. Udderwiez, himz jus lieks to steel & choo on teh pods.
But wai don’t dey want cheezburger? Exsept fur last kitteh. Mentally ill kitteh’s problaby.
ai suspek tehse awl bee opportunistic kittehs — tehy wantz whut iz kurrentlee avaylabul. eksept foar teh last wun, whoo iz pickee kitteh.
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
(deep breath)
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
Piksar filmz VEREE FTW!!
Nao Ai needs to find teh unfunnee clown feesh and teh forgetful one dat’s lookin’ fer teh PSherman42WallabyWaySydney. Stoopy ex has mai coppee.
Where is Nemo anyway?
I had a Nemo but I ated it.
NOT YOURS.
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
i member mai old kitteh….her takes food frum ur plates! U look awai…ur chicken gawn frum roast dinners
Ya ai rememembers mai Snuggles. She luved Pineapple Chiken! Ai had dis big peece ai wuz nomming awn and awl uv a sudden! Dere she wuz nomming awn da udder sied uv da chiken. Mai eyes met da eers! Frum den awn, Ai awlways fixed her her own peece so ai cud hev mai own. Nao dere is Sunny hoo wants da chiken awlways!
I wuz cukin been soop wif ham wun tyme. Kitteh jumped up in my lap awl happee and I wunners “Why kitteh smell lyk been soop?”. Laterz I go in kichun an kitteh on cownter by stove. Qwik as qwik can bee, she reech in pot, snag ham bite, flip in seenk (whare is kewl) an jump in seenk to nom. How she nawt scald paws I dunno. She was verree sneeky fud theef …. she chewded opun bred bag an’ eets de soft middul part minni minni tymes, even when bred in cubberd. I misses her still.
{{{{{{{{{{lynxany}}}}}}}}}}} Ai noes u misses her as ai misses mai Snuggle behbeh. She wayting for u. U sees her agin sumdai.
I gotted us sossij/Fish an chips frum teh chip shop lass nite – fergot
to get a meat out ob teh freezer yestiddy O.o…..
Wahl, I dood a nawty an eated mah stinkee noms in the lounge whilst
watchin teebee.Whilst stuffing a forkful of fish an chips in my gob an
watchin teh box, I nebber heerd teh cat like paws snaggin teh Fish in
batter off mai plate. I went in wiv teh fork for moar..an there wuz no
feeesh!! Exit stage left in a mighty hurry ,one sneeky Fern who had
done a drive by stealin ob my dins!!! I laffed an laffed
..I Onlee eat teh cod in batter about wunce a year (it not taste fishy
O.O) and Fern dessided taht she wud do a qwality control test. Yes
Thats it, Qwality control… teeheee!!
Gone catfishin’. Brought in a record catch.
@@@!
It’s teh polite kitteh gang!
Plz to givz us feesh.
Or else…..
Plz to nawt make uz kill yoo.
set lazar beems to destrys! u nawt give teh kitteh fish, dis is wat happens!
Sawree, no cheezburgrz. Trai faiv botez daon. Dey wen fishin n C uv McDawnuldland and awf koast uv Burgr Kingdum.
N cayme bak wif chiken planks too cot bai Lawng Jon Silbers.
Filet-O-Fish with cheese – best of both worlds
Fishie-O-Cheez? I don’t fink dat’s a gud idea!
Kittehz very polite yes because bote still in teh water; no wants wet! sooo kyute waiting for nice hyoomins no needs can opener. Once tey stop on teh urth its every kitteh for hiisself!
Awl togevver nao! Lets sing: Fud, glory us fud! Eberbuddy sing!
HAY! luk! Sea kittens!
http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/about.asp
lolz
I hope the fishermen do actually give the cats some scraps. I couldn’t resist, but then again, I don’t earn my living off of fishing…
On the upside, none of those cats looks scrawny. Must be some good eatings around those parts.
demz coats luk shinee and healthy!
yay fur gud fisherpeoples gibing kittehs fresh fishees!
Kittehs no go hongree. Dey knows hao 2 put awn pittyful fase an maek hoominz fink tehy iz starvin.
Ai has been tolded taht sum hoomins has “Sucker” sine imprintid onna dere 4hed, but onlee kittehs can see it.
Ai wuz tolded taht mien is prolly flashin neon sine!
Hai guise, wanna heer a funnee?
Wii has noo seckund shift at mai werk. Ebery wun started last nite.
Teh gurl hoo gots mai desk is SKEERED ov kittehs!
Boi, didz hur get teh rong desk!
oh noes! leev hur sum lolcatz an mebbe shee will get over hur pho… faux… scared.
She is skeered of real-life kittehs or pikchurs of kittehs?
Ai neffer heeard of sumwom bein skeered of kitteh pikshurs.
Speshully lol-kittehs.
Only teh prospek of aksidenzally tuching watur preventid teh onslaught of an immediat frenzee of nommage.
I know this photo, it’s from the photo collection book, “The Mediterranean Cat,” by Hans Silvester.
Dat be siks fish sammaches, an one cheezburger, plzkthx?
wot about der chikin nuggits?
Reminds me of my holidays in Kos xD
can i has cheeze burger
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