“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”
can i joinz ur rollr coaster ride?
picture: Cory “Mr Safety” Williams. lol caption: ganwil
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*snerk* Gud wun, carosue! Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund! Drinks? Danses?
Shud ai put on sum sawngs by teh Coasters?
onlee if deh Cars syngs dem!
mmmmmm…teh Cars.
“oh, oh, its magic…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBLGlb-MOGg
letsus’ goe!
“oh, no, mah bukkits!”
it looks like it has it’s eyes open
oh mai, monorail cat has faund a noo calleeng.
We can has mai tais and shrimps on the barbie?
Ai can has shrimps and drinkees after the roller coaster ride? Nawt gud idea before, prawbully
Carosue, ai take a coaster ride in sillybrashun of ur nawt sekkund!
Congaratshoelashyuns.
Ohai 3fk! ai haz nawt seen u fur awhyle!
Okay, buts, as you say–sillybrashuns after teh ride!
ifn ai has yur tais, ai fink yu wud be comin aftr me to gets dem bak!
Nawt. I onlee haz 1 tai fur mai funeral…if’n U has it Ai neber dai.
Is DAT how dat works???
*alrite ebburbuddy!!!*
START HANDING OBBUR ALL UR TIES!
ALL UR TIES NOW BEELONG TOO TEH DONKEE!
*donkee collects all teh ties and throws dem in teh incinerator*
*brushes hoofs*
Dere. Dat took care ub DAT problem! Hey, dat wur eezy!
*trots off, whistling*
Dat’s mai storreee, adn Ima stikkin tew it.
Ohai Kafleen,
Dat wer a BERRY gud plan. Tanks fer savin us! BTW did ju kno u be
FAMOUS?!!
Look at the linkee:
http://www.thestudiotour.com/ush/attractions/donkey.shtml
Dat’s cute!
plz tew keep ur ayrms en leggies insyd deh ryde
an ifn yu don yu mai luse yur whiskers wen yu pokes yur kyuooot litl nos wher it dosn blong.
Luze u, whiskerz?!?!?! noez. enneefing but dat!!
congrats!first comment! I was the very first to rate! OH YEAH!!
Shud we waiyt for cweenmj or can u splain etti..edy.. plai niec?
ware tu begin??
Ohai cween! U B de experts heer. Ai just a liddlol rat.
I not deh egg spurt.
I just deh old furt.
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Ha! O dat just tew silly. ROFLMAO!!
I ckrakz mii up.
u cracks mee up too.
an i lubs u.
*runz up tu deh DawnKey wif a swiftness
KAFLEEN!!!!! I lubz u tu!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}
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wut u mean, ‘wutz dat in ur hand?’
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nuffin, see?? *shows Donkey wun empty hand*
*donkey splashes balloon in teh uddur hand, spraying waddur
all obbur mj, an runs, laffing*
*drip, drip, drip.
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*shakez fist at DawnKey!
tiny tendrils o doom stretch out and twip bofe kafleen and cweenmj ans day chase e chudder round da round da bowt.
*kwitz chasing donkee tu go in serch uv pruning snipz
kwik, grabz da cween by the anklols…
but kwiklee breakz da fall.
*plugs fingerz in eers*
you no can getting up until you PWOMIS not to get da snips. Unless you can has salad makers’ cweatib lisense, fill’d out pro purr lea in elebentyiccate.
Ly centz???
I don’t needz no stinkin ly centz!!
oooh…….greens….
*munch munch*
wooden chew rather can has a….
….parfait?!
ó…..
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.(………..)
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….l°°°°l
….(~~)
…..l……l
….(…..)
…..(…)
…….l.l
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*Sneekz up b’hind Dawnkee wyle
*she b nomming deh ten drillz
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S P L A T ! !
*squints wiff wun eye,*
WHILE WET
, BTW
“dat parfait looks rubber.”
*recovers from the shock of hearings da snipz werd*
*testy tendrils tie da cween’s feats to da donkey’s hoofs*
HAH!
*stands triumphant tendrils akimbo*
dis wurd…
sweet….
idoonot finkso it meens wutt u fink it doo….
*bites parfait*
teeth go:
doooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
*shakes hoof*
Giglol!!!! deh wadder bloon nokking deh donkeyz avatar off!! I finkso donkey, wii haz deh kommun anemone heer.
it wud seem sooo……
anemones needs too be in waddur, huh?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{maryo}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
we lubs u, nawtee green flooferree
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I went in serch uv deh kommun anemone,
but awl I fownded wuz deze guize.
http://www.marinecenter.com/inverts/anemones/
Gotta go bed-ee-baiz.
Gud nyte DawnKey adn
Pearilus Pea wif deh doomed teh drillz.
{{{{Kafleen}}}}
{{{{Mary0}}}}
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{{{{{{{{{awlla cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}
Oooooo. Purty.
It reminds me ob a song.
Anemonah
(doot doo doo doo doot)
Anemonah
(doot doo doo doo)
Anemonah
(doot dee doo doo, dee doo doo, dee doo doo, dee doo doo doo dooo doot doo doo doo doo doo.)
Nitey Nite yr majesty. Fanks for showin me rownd.
*anemonah, doot do….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*breaks doon in sobbings*
Noooo. Donut kry. Here, I be gibbing you a donut, wif sprinkles onnit. It will be okay…
Nom! fanx. purr fekt niteynite snak.
*leaves trail of donot crumbs in wake*
*sniffs crumbs and trots sneakily behind*
*snuggles up too sweetpea when she is too sleepy too resist
and bee nawtee*
*falls asleep and dreems donkey dreams*
Well — otter den teh fakt dat udder pplz akshullee comminted befoar chocolatechipkitty101 did…
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To start — welkum to ICHC, cck101! Dis be a bery niec plaec wif lawts uv frendlee kittehz & tons uv stuff to see. Aifink ai will be lettin cweenmj show yew arownd — she seems to be teh unofficial official tour guide (and wud do a much beddur job den ai wud).
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We haz a rool heer — play nicely wif teh udder kittehz.
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We awlsew haz gidelines — wun uv dem beein dat if yew haz the privlege uv findin a paij wif no comments yet, yer commint shud be sumfing referrin to teh pikshur — hoepfully a witty commint oar a funny wun oar at leest a thot-provokin wun. If yer commint is “nawt sekkund” (we findz teh “f” werd … f-i-r-s-t to be in poor tayst), den teh udder cheezpeeps will congratulate yew & sillybrayte wif yew & will toast to yer cleverness.
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Doan worree — we wuz awl new at wun tiem oar anudder.
nightshayde, yu is such a gud ’splainer. ai fink yu is berry nize an ai givs yu teh patnted whiskers “s’mores tart”
is a mini gramkraker crust tartlet thingy, coated wif teh melted choklit, and den yu puts in teh marshmello, an toasts it wif a crem brulee torsh.
all fur yu.
Oooooh – dat sowndz yummeh! Fanks, whiskers!
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And fankz fur teh compliment, too.
ai is makin dem on caturday fur a hallolween partee. iz an speriment
mah whisskurs meks ebbrehday Caturday.
*gazes wiff lubs and admirashuns @ whisskurs*
Oh, berry niselee dun, NS!! nuffin left fur mii tu do.
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well, wate a minnit. u noe mii bedder dan dat, I awlwayz has sumfin tu say.
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Dis plais wii calling cheezland b deh most wundermous plais in deh
unverse. Awl deh fudz haz no kalreez. Adn deh drinksez haz no alkeehawl. And ebbreewun singz and dansez beeyootimuslee. Adn u kin haz deh most eggsighting advenchurez.
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Adn if u wanting tu noez bowt deh tybooteek u kin lukking heer:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/20/funny-pictures-now-gets-off-meh/#comment-475900
Fanks, yer majistee! *bow*
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Yew givz teh bestest tours uv Cheezland, aifinkso. Ai awlso luvs yer Night Watchman storeez, but itz too early for dat rite nao (and is a different thing altogether).
Schmoo!
u sew sweet!
How u b deer gurl?
Ohai Cweenmj and Nightshayde!
Fank yew fer da tour. I nebber toored da tybootik be4. Is berry, cool plays.
Ohai, Phat Cat! Agreed – teh Tyebootik iz a bery nifty plaec.
Oh hai, Phat Cat!! speeking uv deh tour, let mii taking u down deh hill frum deh ty booteek. Wii passes deh Py Stall, witch b habbing deh fresh pyz. Sum peepz liking dem insted uv deh tyz sumdayz. Deh tyz awlwayz b fresh and steemee gud.
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did u notiss wii b walking down JanetCanHas4Kittehs Booleevard? wunst wen Janet tookinged a baykayshun, wii awl missinged her so much, wii named awl deh streetz in Cheezland after her. Dere b JCH4K Avenue adn JCH4K Street, adn JCH4K Drive, adn JCH4K Terriss, adn JCH4K Rode, adn JCH4K Passij,, adn JCH4K Rown-Dee-Bowt.
*Dey arriving in deh rown-dee-bowt adn pause.*
And heer, in deh middlol uv deh Rown-Dee-Bowt b deh JCHK Fowntin wif deh Stachoo uv ower deer Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
*wii kuntinuez on.
Now wii haz kum tu deh d’Beeker Labz. Phillipe d’Beeker b running deh labz. No wun noez eggzktlee wut goez on in dere. But Igor b himz no bull assistant. U just neber noez wut will happun wen Igor b arownd. Dis wing uv deh Labz b deh Mary0spokn Liberry. It b nameded fur ower bery own sweet Mary0 (sumtimez called Mais Oui or Mais Non depending on hur mood) hoo duz fabulus werk fur deh litterasee.
*Adn now wii kumz tu deh Princess Mu Medow.
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Dis b deh berry most majikel plaid dehre b. But I can’t duing it justiss, so I will kwoting deh deer Janet’s deskripshun uv it.
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“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.”
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*sigh* I just lubz deh way she deskribing it.
Dangnabit, dat got meh cryin AGAIN. Teh Princess Mu Meadow storee awlwaiz getz meh awl weepy.
Buttin a gud wai. 
*handz ns a tishu.
Now wii hopz on deh Monorail Cat adn ridez ober to deh niteclub, No Place In Partikular. Not tu wurry, it b safe fur deh minorz. In fakt, I fink it b run bai deh kewt liddlol No1inPartikular, hersef. She b bizzy wif skool now..
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*Deh sowndz uv deh muzik flotez owt…
*ebbreewun heerz dere favrit songz!
*wii goez in fur a drink.
Martooneez awl arownd!!
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
FANK YEW for da wondermous, mos majikal toor. I LUBS DIS PLAYCE. Sorry fer da caplock but, i be berry, berry eggsided. An I kry too ebbry time i hearz about d princess mu meddow. But i be glad hab a martoonie in da niteklubb. I raises my glass 2 ewe yr magesty. Fer being the bestest, royalist, tourleaderlady in all ob cheezland.
Is u refering tu mai commint deh uzzer day bowt not likeing deh AWL CAPZ ?? Deh CAP LOK b ok wen u b meening tu say sumfink importint. I just hadded deh crabbee at deh troll tother day hoo roting himz hole commint in capz lok just kuz him thot him wuz moar portint adn riychus dan deh rest uv us.
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I gitz eggsited m’sef sumtiemez.
Dat troll were nasty. I fink d’beaker labs maybe cud develop some troll couwntermezurs. I maybe cud halp wif dat. Do u fink i could be halping Philippe and igor? I can be igorina? In da diskwerld, dey be da pretty onez. *bats eyelashes. One fallz off.*
Ohhhh, peyez. *drools*
Ahh, stoopy werdprezel.
Ai beez beddur, aifinkso. Aihoepso. *crosses anklols* Antibiotix haz mebbe dun moast uv teh trik on mah sinus/eer infekshun. Nao deelin wif teh aftur-effex uv teh antibiotix (which aiz still on fur a fyoo moar dayz). *sigh*
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Ai getz to play in cheezland tho — can’t be awl bad.
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Hao is yew, cweenmj?
oh jess. awlwayz taking awl deh Auntee Biodikz. Eben tho dey b deh plah.
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I b berry gud. Just tuday I gotted tu 1) playing wif deh grandboi, hoo is awsum adn full uv deh win! and 2) attending Gremlinz party, wich wuz awsum and full uv deh win! and 3) putting peepz numberz 251 adn 252 on deh map wich iz awsum and full uv deh win!
Dat sowndz liek a moast egg-salad day!
Tiem fur meh to go hoam nao — yew awl haz a gud nite!!!
Schmooz!1!!!! hav a gud ebening!
Ob coarse, der aer ubber meffods ob purrswashun…. Lyke NOE kitty treets oar nip foar a munf!
I think chocolatechipkitty101 was crowing about being the first burger vote for the picture. Not the first comment.
Oh well — nao he/she noez teh rool & teh gideline. No harm, no fowl.
an i say….”whut?”
Permanacer sentados, por favor.
Remain seeted plz.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thooooooose were the daaaaaaaaays.
Queen??
Awl in teh fambilee?
Awl n teh famlee iz wut ah ment. Y u spel famlee wif a b lik dat?
Iz frum a book I read once about teh orphans. They all wanted ‘Happy Fambilees’ cuz dat iz haow da liddlolust 1 sed it.
U got a happy fambily by finding Ur foreber home.
Ackshully, teh Queen song is: “Those were the days of our lives, the bad times in life were so few…”
Ai lubs dat sawng.
yah. so sad, but so sweet.
Ai iz a hyooj Queen fan.
RIP Freddie.
mii tew, sow sad… naow ai’m getting awl emoeshunal……
KWIK! Watch dis video.
Will maek u laff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYgRPfC9nQ
fanks.. ai stil haz a sad wif a laff naow. It wil bee intrestink tew c eff deh noo Queen haz a tall-ent.
Noo Queen? Ai nawt heered ov tehm.
Memburs ov teh ‘ridjinal groop?
Ai lyks bofe Roger & Brian’s solo cds. Ai even lyk “The Cross” which Roger formed in teh 90’s, ai fink.
ai sawr it nawt-sekkund awn faycbuk, heer’s der lynk:
http://www.queenonline.com/
Do Nawt liek Queen. I hab a buddy dat onlee 2 songs he plays on jukebox is Bicycle and Fat bottom girls. An he plays dem elebenty elebenty times a night.
Dood, if dats awl ai herd, ai fink ai wud nawt lyk tehm ether.
Ai has a hard tyem heerin Queen rite nao, eben tho tehy r mai fabrit groop.
Hubbeh introduced mi 2 tehm, an “You’re My Best Friend” wuz wun ov teh sawngs played at owr wedding. It wuz “owr” sawng, u kno?
Heerin sum ov teh moar meeninful sawngs reely hurts mai hart.
Howebber, ai can gets in2 sum “Princes of The Universe” and “Gimme The Prize” rite nao!
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{{{{RHSB}}} x elebendy
snurt
thooose wer deh dais mai fren…
Wii thot they’d nebber end
Wii’d sing an danse
Forebber an a daiiiiii
wii’d lib deh life wii choos
wii’d fite adn neber looz
doze weere deh daaaze,
oh yes, doze were deh daze!
Sparta and Loki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me luvs mean kitty
Oh, you rekanized dems tew!!!! I luvs dem mean kittehs! My Nico cat luvs tah watch dems videos!! Yeh, Loki! Yeh, Sparta!
Hey little sparta what ya doin tonight
Mean little kitteh wants to fite, fite, fite
I lubs dat video@!
I dunt no dis video wif sparta an loki.
Cud u tells me how to find eet?
Hallo Miss Kitteh,
Here is da linkee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
njoi!
Ai’m sew glad ai cannot heers tehm!
Oh, an if ur gonna purrtend 2 ride teh rolllol coastur, plz 2 b raisin ur frunt paws.
Concatshalushinees carosue on nawt second comment enjoyzz teh celabreshins
hi tiggles!
SOULMATES!! so cute
ma BFF!
It’s the best friends forever, best friends forever…RING
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
OMG!!!! tis Sparta
tat mean lil kitty and hiz BFF
i was wonderin if enneone else noticed sparta Mr Safety FTW
I did! D:.> <.<;
Argh! mah stuff was deleteded. I said and tehy mak Sparta a gurl? D:< Oh well I mak a gurl cat Happy Cat, wonce…
Hey Sparta!! (High five!!)
Hooray fur Sparta and Loki!!
Deez kitteh been stoled from mrsafety! Kittehs named Loki and Sparta, stars of the UTubes! Check out smpfilms or themeankitty on teh tubes!
dis iz how much i hate yur fartz
Is that Sparta (Mean Kitty) and Loki (I think thats the new one’s name) From Cory AKA Mr Safety on Youtube?
yes it is.
Yup said that above, kittehs been stoled!
*SQUEELZ* IT IZ LOKI N’ SPARTA! *Duz teh hapi dance* RAAA. *ahm*
Iz wunderin ifn mr. Safety be postin heer under a sooodooneem? I knowz himz busy makin filmz…Iz a subskrybur! but ooo I lubs Sparta n Loki muchly!
he doesn’t.
This pic. is from smpfilms on Youtube.
In case anywun iz interesteded, teh kittehz feetured r Sparta and Loki, and they ownz Cory “Mr Safety” Williams – they nao haev there own channel on YooToob (TheMeanKitty). Tehy sew kyoot! Mark
awwww i luvs deez kittehs! i saw demz on da u toobz
Ooh, those are mistur Safety’s kittehs!
Loki and Sparta!
I luhv dem kittehs on yoochoob.
This is Sparta and Loki, Cory “Mr. Safety” Williams’ cats. He is a filmmaker on YouTube. I’m not sure if you’re allowed to post links in comments but you can see him talking about taking this picture and see lots of other people’s captions if you search TheMeanKitty and check out that channel.
If anyone wants to check it out. =) They’re really funny cats and really cute!
I know who took this picture! Cory “Mr Safety” Williams. He put it up on youtube. The video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6cLbl7uKbI
It also lookz like they are laughing real hard…
Stoopie hyoomin tricks must be onna TeeVee.
I wd caption it “…and it’s hard to be a pirate on an Idaho horse FARRRRMMM!!!!”
Today’s LOLS are particularly awesome.
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*splatz*
hey, i jest twying to surv my cween!
I fink yew surved an ACE!
that’s my shpeshul “dipsydoodle” serb. it dropz doon just at da end incase day duct.
:LOL:
*sighs and mutters*
lower case, lower case
mist mii.
*sneeks up behine da cween, & dwops da balooonz on hers hed*
hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarunz off to bed aftah a nutter hard day’s night.
Stands qwietly bye wiff hunnerd dollar towelz.
lolz i seen dis on da meen kitteh ting on utoob and i noo it waz onlee a mater uv tyme b4 it landid heer lolz
SPARTA AND LOKI~!!!!
Wut fun I had tonite. {{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}} I’m off 2 bed nao.
Habs sum hawt chonklit with the Mr sawfty icy creem toppings. Maeks commfy naps.
Cory’s cute.
we come from the land of ice and snow
deez ar Sparta and Loki, rite?
Omg, Meester Sayftee iz vewy sweet.
I tink he luvs hees kittehs vewy mooch.
I wood mary heem but ah am alredy maryd.
Duz anywun have a nyce gurl fur Meester Sayftee an heez kittehs?
himz awlreddy engageded to Stephanie… himz proposed to her and put it on yootoob!
hay wtf why does it says “picture by cory Mr. safety”??? i put up this picture ;D
U DID GUD! Funneh!
u sure
Frenship. It be’s win.
Wooo! Loki and Sparta!!
I see kittehs can’t stop yawn now! Oh noes.
den, after de ryde wii goes fer EYE SCREEEEEEEEM!!!
this is histarical
Aktsully, teh cat’s name iz Loki.
This LOLpic is epic WIN
Hi, I recaptioned the picture for you. Don’t know if you got it or not. It’s not on the home page. My caption was:
WE HAD OUR TEEF CLEANED.
VET INSIDE ONE OF US IF YOU NEEDZ HIM.
CUTE CATS. I HAVE TWO, MISTY AND SNOOPY. THEY WERE ON THE HOME PAGE LAST WEEK. THE OFFICE CATS. I HAVE SO MUCH FUN GOING TO THIS WEB SITE. B.D.
lol! this is so funny dunno y it onlee gawt 4 cheezburgers…
lolol!
is it wrong that as soon as I saw this picture, I KNEW who they where?
that’s cory mr. safety’s sparta
Omg!!! Loki and Sparta!!! =]]
SPARTA!!!!! SPARTA!!!!! DATS SPARTA!!!!!! THE MEEN KITTY OFFA YOUTUBE!!!!! OMG I NO CULDNT BLEVE Y I DIDNT C DAT B4!!!!! DAT IS SPARTA!!!!!!
an loki
dont furget loki
OH EHM GEE IT BEH MR. SAFTEH’S KITTEHS!! JOOTOOB FTW
sparta and loki!
Aww, Loki and Sparta, my favorite kittys =)
Its Sparta and Loki!!!!!!
“STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!” “IM NOT YELLING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!”
SPARTA AND LOKI!!!!!!
SPARTA!!!!!!!
awwww is Loki an Sparta!!! Lov dem!
I just saw tht Loki and Sparta video today! lol
I ♥ U SPARTA!
DATS SPARTAA!!! OFF YOUTUBEE!
lmao! sad i reconised sparta and lokie ><
lmao! sad i reconised sparta and loki ><
Its Loki and sparta! Mean kitty for sure!
that is sparta and umm another cat i subcribed to them on youtube
Loki-You attack me you smell my tuna bref!
Sparta-AHHHHHHH STANKY!!!!
Awwwww, it’s Sparta and Loki <3 ^_^
i love those cats i watch them on youtube and i watch mr.saftey too
corse, noaw dat ai finkz ov it……diz wun iz preddy gud tu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpI5mHBq9oU&feature=related
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an nexx week, ai iz startin disk jokey skool !..