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iz not happie
there goes my dignity – along with ur furniture!
Whoa, 6-wai makramay!
Comgnatchyoolayshunz, Valesa! Tawp spawt in 4-way makramay. Want sum cawfee?
Conga rats, Valesa. Top uv a six-fowld macrame!
Poor kitteh
Stoopid hooman breaked his happy.
What’s that spell??? What’s that spell???
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Yaaaaay KILL!
Cate Blanchett as cheerleader!
i preferz her as an elf
yesh, she is presssssssshus as galadriel
I give U mah disdain instead
an if U still persist
I will gives U mah pointeh endz
Ai doan’t need cloes ai gro mai owen
an they r oargannik, an susstaynibblol, an “green”, an, an, an,,,,,,
An cyooter tahn anyfing yu can pawsibly maek!
Wud ebreewun pleeze go to yesterdays pikshoor wif link below!!
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And go awl the way to teh bottom! Phillipe left teh link to an artikul in “The Times” (London) about ICHC – with a kwote bai ar verreee own Annipuss!!!!
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Ai’ve traid THREE times to post the link here! It never shows up!
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/20/funny-pictures-now-gets-off-meh/
*powts*
but I can’t see teh link there!
duz this happen to anyone else? I can see teh bar…but can’t see teh link.
Can u post it wiffout the dubya’s, maybe?
Aill trai that!!
women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article4980117.ece
YAY!! It’z a mirakul!!!
pooey. I still can’t get it to werk!
ooh. but I found it!
that was enough, fanks Janet!!
ai posted the linky again on the “cute now get off me” picture. The correct link has the h h t p stuff, but nawt the 3-w’s. However, the version wif both seems to work ok for me.
ai tries wun moar time
“eben vogue be copyin ush”
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2351453
yew kin copy an paste linky in yer address bar……..den willz werk…… ai maded wun wifout teh uzhual but wp eetid it
Ai wuz miskwotid! Ai nebber sed dat lolspeek “leeched” in 2 ebbridai speach. Ai aer 2 pedantik to yoose leech az a verb!
Anni….I can has yur awtograf????
Fur a smawl fee!
EEEEEuwwww!! Get this thing offa mee!!!
ohai Janet! How is u this fine mornin? I can steel ur spot?
ANNOWNSMINT
Ohai!
I is wanting to annownse that today, at the 9 am cheeztime LOL, we will has a PARTEE for owr cheezfrend Gremlin hoo went and gotted hurself married last Fryday!
9 am cheeztime = 3 pm EST, 12 pm west coast time, and ifinkso 8 pm TTI time. The third lol of the day.
We will has refreshmints, and dekorashuns, and partee games!
NB caturers will provide a buffay, wif a lot of shwimps, and an open bar of corse!
Owr cween if may not be with us, but she sed we can use her bubblol machine for the day.
SO- unless any of u has thot of something different, we will race to tell her Happy Marrige!
Gremlin gawt marrijded???? And I wont be heer tew rayce! Happy happy marrij, Gremlin!!!!!!!
Skwirrlgrrl, I sends u a tape uv lotsa Irish pennywissel dansdansdans toonz, k? An u play it, an ebberybuddee dansdans,k?
okays!
gud to see u this mornin tho!
now I can say ohai! sinse I is not invisibul anymores!
glad u is back in cheezland!!
I wont eben let awn hao lawn it took me tew figyoor owt where I met u B4, ROFL!!!! I sew slow……… but man I glad tew see u!
LOL!
Well I never did make a ‘nownsemint…. guess I shudda sed,
OHAI GUIZ, THIS IS LEEZA!
But it seemed like everyone figured it owt rite away. I thot.
It tuk me a few commints, an tehn ai figgured it owt. It taeks me a lil tiem tu catching up, sumtiems.
*hedpaw!!!*
It tuk mee a wile, too!! Cuz ai think we used to hav a SquirrelGirl – but maybee spelled diffrentlee. That wazn’t yoo, wuz it???
I tried it when we had those PLEH noo abatars and I was setting up a werdpress accownt.. but it was just that one day.
Gud memorie, Janet!
and even more confoosling, I is still Leeza at nite and on weekends.
and tall blond has not been seen for a wile!
It can get reelee confoozling! ai needed cweenmj to get maiself strasightened out! An ai’m still a bit puzzled.
Don’t has a sad, Phillipe.. she’s owt there somewhere… must be on an xtended misshun. She’ll be back.
Ai problee nawt can be heer… bf can haz (nawt want tu haz, tho!) appointmint wif Dr. Toofycat tu having bad toof remooved, an ai nawt shur if we be hoem bai tehn. But, ai sending conga-rats fur tu be replaysing me, otay?
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{{{{{Gremlin n Mr. Gremlin n Gremlin-kitteh}}}}}
Ai so berry berry happeh taht yu having each ovver!!!! Plz tu having at leest az menny happeh yeers tugevver az yu haz alreddy had, an prefrablee much moar!
**psst**
ohai prysma, I can pass along ur congratz- but is ok if I change ‘Gremlin-kitteh’ to Dexter? Dat’s teh name of Gremlin’s noo kitteh. Gremlin is ackshully her last kitteh who has went over the bridge alreddy, Ifink.
Yes!! He wuz a grate big orinj kitteh! Wich iz wai Gremlin iz big oranj kitteh! Wif big strong ooranj paws!
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Yess, plz, leeza, fankyuberrymuchlee!
Plz to rember not to be forgetting that u can leave a messages at this page, whar Gremlin and Gremlin-Spouse and Gremlin-Dexter know to look:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/gremlin
*sigh* Mebbe mai braynes still scrambloled from awl teh splortingness laytely. Ai trais tu get tehm rep… rip… fiksed berry-soon-nao. Ai will duing taht!
hmmm… this mite require a debreefing/rebreefing proceedure!
Kittehs… do NAWT cheer.
EVER.
Nawt eben wen teh goggie fall doun go boom?
den dey does but bery quietly
ifink maybe they just gives a disdainful luk and flips their tayle at the goggie.
An pawsibly luk smug, lyk, “Ai knowed that wud happen.” Ai cannawt imajin mai kittehs cheering ennymoar tahn ai cud imajin tehm giggling politely n cobering mouf wif paw a couple days ago.
Ai fink dey do hab a giglol at us, but ownlee wen we aer nawt lukkin!
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a buck!
Come on cheerleaders, give us a… CHEER!
Rah, rah, ree!
Kick ‘em in teh knee!
Rah, rah, rass!
Kick ‘em in teh… other knee!
That’s my other favorite one…
Oh Hai, LCB! You’re here early today.
Prolly LCB dat took teh pompomz…..less go check owt LCB’s crib, see whut’s there!
*hopz awn teh ol flyin majicul carpet wif teh ripplin frinj*
OK. I have the key. I… um… found it on the sidewalk…
Vroom vroom (dint noez majikul flyin carpetz had enjinz!)
Aneebuddee gotz teh map, I never been there an I hazza direkshunal challenj.
Use MJ’s CheezFrenz map! And then put the address in this special ICHC GPS!
*imagining all teh stuffs in LCB’s crib*
I fink maybe u 2 needs some sooper vision.
*hops on flyin carpet*
ROAD TRIP!
Yeehaw!!!! *hawlz owt speshul sooper vizhyun gogglolz* Nao,skwirrlgrrl , u can haz moar funz an no sew mush sooper vyezin!
Oooo! Nao I can reed teh Cheezmap upsyde daon if I needz tew!
Wheeee!! Can ai com too??? Duzzn’t she lib awn top ov teh . . .bilding in DC wif the big dome???
Oh Dame Janet, pleez tew be comming wif! Dat dome wud certinlee mayke a gud hyding playce foar, um, fownd lolobjektz!
Heer tis!!! Just hed thisaway!!
http://www.aoc.gov/
*urk*
those loop de loops, can u stop fur a minnit?
I hasn’t had brekfast and I brotted rode trip fuds!
Let’s see…. Pringles… mixed fancee nuts…. choklit… want sum?
Here…
*Hands SG the Dramamine*
A little drama never hurt anyone…
Oh… and thanks for the lift. This should be fun!
ARE WE THERE YET?!
Oh I never gets a sik. It’s just easiur to eet teh fuds rite side up.
*passes EM teh Pringles (Sowr creem and onyon flavr)*
*Landz majikul flyin carpet awn tawp of teh dome*
Whooo-eee, its hye up heer!
SG, gimmee sum chawklit, I needs fortifficayshunz foar this. I nawt uzed tew thsi fynde operayshun!
Thanks! Here’s something to keep our energy level up…
*Passes Leeza a 16 oz. sugar-free AMP*
You have to “shotgun” it for the complete experience…
Maus, kwitchyerbellyachin, wiiz here awlreddy! Duz u haz teh climbin ee-kwipmentz?
EM, whut in tarnayshun iz a “AMP”? I iz missed alawt ov misschiffz, an needz catchin-up!
*Looks in the flying carpet’s trunk*
Lesse… carabiners… check!
Elebenty-foot long rope… check!
Ducky Tape… check!
*QUAAACK!*
Sorry Mrs. Duck. How did you get in there?
Reeeeely long ladder… check!
Suction grippy things… check!
I think we have everything…
AMP is one of those “energy beverages”. It’s basically Mountain Dew with enough caffeine and guarana and stuff to fuel your car…
Nawt taht ai am chikken, but that luks a liddle dangerous! And . . umm/ / what ar we doing wif teh ducky tape???
*pourz self intew Halle Berry Bond grrl owtfit fur clymbin*
*lookz ober edje*
Ulp. I cant dew this! Muss be a E-Z-er wai!
oh it’ll be okays.. we has Spidermaus wif us!!
oh hay, did u bring teh peeple catchy thing?
Just in cases.
Promise you won’t tell anyone?! We can use my Ebil Holographic Projection System to get into LCB’s crib. We can do every thing from right here!
Um… actually… we could have done it without coming here, but the road trip WAS fun…
*looks in trunk, sees shimmery, hard-tew-look-straight-on-at item*.
Ok, this muss be teh innerdimenshunal peepz=catcher thingie. U can fling it orf nawt-sekkund, an it will be ware u are wen u getz there! Nao I feels mush bedderer!
*Leaps orf dome, holding noze*
Ooh! Ooh! SpiderMaus! Gimme that stuff!
*Puts on all of the equipment*
Looky!
*Drops the keys to LCB’s crib*
Uh Ohs!
Catch the keys on youur way down ZF!
HAAAALLLLP! NAO I seez EM’s commint bowt teh Ebil Holographic Projection System. Kwick froe teh peepz-catcher foar mii!
Look Ma, I’z flyin!!!!!
o u sillies.
*presses green buttun on bwacelett*
*keys majikally appear in Leeza/SG’s hand*
Ai think tehy landed awn that liddle ledj down tehre around teh
bottom ov the slopey part. Ai hurd teh “klunk.”
WOW! Nao waht can yoo press to sasve zauberlolute??
*presses green buttun on bwacelett*
*ZF majikally appears in inna WOMP on top of SG, Maus and Janet*
OOF
*Chuckling to himself*
Amateurs…
*Activates the EHPS*
*SG, EM, Maus and Janet appear inside LCB’s crib*
There!
Hay! Wadda bowt mii??? I iz ur ryde home, u noez.
Oopsie!
*Activates the EHPS*
*ZF appears*
There you are!
wow.
luk at all teh SHINEE stuffs!!
ooooooo. I iz dazzzlold! Wii haz tew sort frew this stuffz tew fynde teh pompomz. HAY look! That’s mai other floot!!!!!!! LCB u rasskall, all this tyme I fort it wuz at teh repare shop!
hay guise, I haz tew leeve nao. U maykes teh majikul flyin carpet fly bai clikkin ur heelz togevver 3 tymes an finkin bowt ware u wants tew be. Happy hunting!
well, Ifinkso we can holograph back, so u takes teh carpet, hunny.
Now Maus… grab those pompoms and letz get owta heer before LCB get back!
I *shudder* to fink wot wud happen if she caught us here…
*returns home from work, whistling a happy tune*
*sees place in a shambles, shamblier than usual, even*
*sees Cheezpeeps amped up on AMP and pawing thru “my” stuff*
Hay! U! Get offa my dome!
*Grabs the Pom-poms*
Quick, EM! Get us outta here!
*Looks around. EM is not there*
Uh ohs!
*Ebil chuckling is heard in the distance*
What be gonna happen tu teh cheezpeeps? Will LCB ty tehm tu shiney railroad tracks? Send tehm tu moon awn rokkit? Must finding owt!
*presses button on nearest wall*
*giant net with teeny-tiny holes falls on Maus, EM, leeza-skwirl, zauberflolute and al.*
Comfy, guise?
Um, I think u mist ZF.
She had alreddy
cheezed itleft.I pleed the fifth!!
*points to ZF, who is entangled in far-reaching net*
And give me that bottlol! *grabs fifth from SG*
*shakes fifth of skotch*
*turns upsy down*
*eyes emptee bottlol sadlee*
Well, I has to go way for a few whiles. U guise just sit there and think about teh not-nice thing u did here. Just wait until teh deff chillrens hear about this!
*His holographic projection appears*
*Takes out Ebil Scissors and cuts the net*
OK guys, you’re free. Here’s the flying carpet.
I’m going to take the direct route…
*Disappears*
Oh we don’t need that EM.
*takes Janet by teh hand*
*presses red buttun on bwacelett*
*Janet and L/SG materialize in teh NB*
Oops, I overshot a bit! But gess we deserves to be here…
*hears distant sound of netting being cut*
*smiles to self, knowing that the rabid guardweasels are on the job and will attack any minnit now*
*sound of rabid guardweasels sniffing netting to get teh scent of their prey*
*rabid guardweasels are deployed to teh NB and to wharever EM went*
*luks at Janet*
*smiles and then gets an OH NO luk*
We forgottted Maus!!
*presses red buttun on bwacelett*
*L/SG and Janet materialize back in LCB’s plase about teh time the weezls reach the NB*
Sorry Maus! R u ok? Those weezls didn’t see u did they? I see ur disguized in ur Joo Jantas.
*takes Maus by teh hand, presses red buttun agin, and all 3 rematerialize in teh NB about the time the weezls get back to LCB’s*
Fanks, SG! I was getting worried. And look! I have the pom-poms! Mission accomplished!
u knows… after all that we went thru… I don’t think they can be reattached…
*Ba-bum ching*
boomalacka boomalacka bow wow wow
Chickalacka chickalacka chow chow chow
Boomalacka chickalacka why dress me?
Dress up teh goggie, 1-2-3!
FTW!
Mai hillbilly West-by-God-Virginia cheers, let me show you them 8)
LOL!!! Doo yoo hav ene moar????
Lessee. Um. It was a laaaawwwng tyme ago!
Um.
Ok, a liddle wun– foar footbawl.
Push em back, push em back, harder, harder!
Only u haz tew say, “poosh”, them u sownds local.
I’m shoor I wil fink ov moar at 3:00 am, shall I cawll u?
Yu is frum West Virginia too? Whut part?
I memembers dose cheerz, I duz, but I can’t fink of enny moar rite naow.
This outfit would make much moar sense if teh vet hadn’t removed my pom-poms.
*snert*
Ohai Tribble! Come wiv us tew check owt LCB’s playse tew see if it wuz her gawt teh pompomz?
Eye fink wii needz a surch warrent tu dew dat!
Maybe wii can git teh fyremens tu putz upp a laddur onna owtsyed
an den luk inna howz.
Orr, wii can juss getz teh fyremenz tu stand onna laddur, an luk at dem luking inna howz.
Yup, eye lyke dat idear bedderer, yup, yup, yup!
Sii abuv, LCB, I susspeckz you haz teh pompomz an iz leadin a ex….ecksid…dishuh….tour to fynde owt! Bedder kleen up Bfoar I get there!
mai harbals. let meh…
o, dat’s rite…dey b gon.
“sigh”
Gimme a C-H-E-E-Z!
Gimme a B-U-R-G-E-R!
Can has! Can has! Yaaaaaaaaaay, has!!
giv meh a H
giv meh a U
giv meh a M
giv meh a I
giv meh a L
giv meh a I
giv meh a A
giv meh a T
giv meh a I
giv meh a O
giv meh a N
how do u get da different face by da way?
U can try teh plastics surgery, but itz spensive and kinda risky.
Mabye a Halolween mask would be better? If u no like that face, u can just try another!
oh poor gem221.
*gentlee hedbats LCB*
If u sees a face u likes, roll ur cursor over it and it shud show u how to do it.
*sigh* Nebbermind Lolcatburglar, she’s just teh funniest, witties purrson ai can fink of. If u were finking of getting a diffrent icon/abatar, pweeze check out cweenmj’s littlol ICHC helpers. h t tp://cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
It gibs u quite a lot of oozeful informashun. Pweeze post agin if u habz trubbel.
his eyes haz teh shini… watch owt for teh lazurs!!
kitteh pep skwawd is apathetic
kitteh jess may deside tu “missing” teh liddr boks tudai…..dat’l sho’em….
Pawsiblee bai about teh distance between teh boks an yur shues. Oar yur bed.
hehehehehe, yeah,that’s wut ai wuz thinkin, *snurt*
uh, iz gunna have nightmarez about dis
Save da cheerleader… Save da Whirled.
lurv meh sum Heroes…
rah rah RE!
kik ‘em n teh knee!
rah rah RAZ!
kik ‘em n teh odder knee!
“snerk”
handy all-purrpose cheer; useful @ soccer games 2
chemical warfare!
deadly nerve gas!
c’mon(your team here)
kick’em in the other knee!
Sumwun fergot kitteh’s lollies…(you know, dem little panties- all de stuff is jus out dere!)
Cute but okay
1,2,3 ai byte u awn ur knee!
4,5,6 mai pointy endz ai stickz (sumware u leest ezpeckt)
Rah rah ummmm renge? Wen u sleep ai gitz revenge!!!!
Goooo Kitteh!
kitteh maybee nawt sew gud at maikin up rymes but revenge? kitteh IZ gud at dat aifinkso!
*unlurkz to sez*
this is possibly the best.lolcat.ever.
HORK!
*lurkz again*
ohai, janetehdog!! glad yoo unlurked, plz to unlurk agin very soon!!
Welkum Janethedog!!1!! *waves feelers*
Nice to see/read u!
*unlurkz again…iz pawlite goggeh!*
fanku!! hard to lurkz when cheezpeeps so nise!!
kthnxbai!! (fur real dis time…mai hooman has.to.work.)
ohai! I iz gt8179d (reel namz iz Marie) and I stopted da lerkin yesterdee! Jes wantzted to sai hee low! I iz on da cheez maps alll reddy…
welcum gt8179d! dis playce iz ful ov teh bestest cheez peeps n teh whirld.
ohai gt8! welcome frum de shadowz!
Ohai tu gt8179d (reel name Marie) WELCOME TU CHEEZLAND!!! *21 kitteh salute*
Hi Skool musicul ambishuns, let me show u dem
Humiliated Kitteh
will nao expand definishun of “littr box”
i can has xplowsiv projektyles?
NOO. Itz moar lyke, “Gimme a ‘P’. Gimme an ‘I’. Gimme an ‘S’…etc. Naow, WHUTZ TAHT SPEL, FULE?” Pointii indz. AI HAZ TEHM.
Shez makin me wer da kloze. Iz mad. Iz spellz DIE!
But poor kitteh! 
Does anyone know what kind of cat this is? Please!
ai fink it b a angree kitteh
Wut kinda kitteh iz dis?