Comments on: Cute–now gets off meh

By: ZombieKoneko

ZombieKoneko — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:42:48 +0000

dat babi gona pewp on yew iv u dunt mewv

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:24:18 +0000

Oh please, in a few months that kid is going to be pulling that poor cats tail, screaming at the top of its lungs chasing it around everywhere and never giving the poor kitty a break. Should the parents get rid of the kid when that happens?? The cat is calm and relaxed, cats just dont scratch and bite for no reason – if it didnt want to be there it would get up and move – not bite or scratch. Whoever said that is an idiot and obviously has never owned a cat. I think that cat is amazing for even tolerating a kid sleeping on it – the owners of this beatiful kitty should be very proud of having such a wonderful and tolerant cat. they know him well enough to make the judgement of whether he is safe with a baby, its no-one elses business but theirs.

By: Erica

Erica — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:08:08 +0000

Please someone take that child away from those parents. They have their baby living in a Sids-fest of a crib. Ugh. They really should make you get a licence to breed.

By: Jodiespeeka

Jodiespeeka — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:53:04 +0000

Scarey so much, what hyoomins to do, meanz well bet new momdad. Soft toys not good yet for tiny babeh but very nice fun pounce kitteh. Many years ago my bebeh came, MOM kitteh want bebehs too liek me took babeh toys put in kitteh bed also sock balls, pretend she has bebehs. I say OK, keep toyz I not let giv bebeh away in 8 wks liek you had to. I just haf 1 bebeh know nuffin but kitteh has 12 babehs before me, she knows more, meows tell me when bebeh wants fudz, purz when I feedz bebeh, wash bebeh face Good teach, Thx, kitteh!

By: Katherine

Katherine — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:34:51 +0000

that’s EXACTLY what i was thinking. look at all those soft toys

By: psa

psa — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:32:52 +0000

i can haz SIDS?

By: Kitty135

Kitty135 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:58:57 +0000

If dat kitteh skrtchez it, go on youtube to Funniest Cats, make ur own, and den kall itz Funniest Katz IV 1/2

By: starling

starling — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:58:28 +0000

Yup. When bebeh cries kitteh will eivver:

Run liek heck.

Warn mummeh and daddeh that “kitteh” is kraying.

No lie.

By: PKiddy

PKiddy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:15:54 +0000

thnk uz vry mch. i kep pstng, c wat hppns.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:08:18 +0000

now that’s just not true. none of it. and as a mom, i’m offended.
a well-cared-for cat isn’t going to have any infection that will affect the baby, and the stuffed toys and quilts are a much bigger danger to the baby than the cat is. chances are, this cat doesn’t want anything to do with the new baby and will jump out of the crib as soon as the new-baby-and-cat photo op is done. (i know; i’ve done this same photo op)
and think a little before you go making offensive blanket accusations.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:02:07 +0000

old wifes tayl, not troo at all.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:01:46 +0000

BINGLOL!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:01:27 +0000

yah, iz all teh stuffd toyz an qwilts an stuffs in teh krib taht kan smovver teh baby. purty to luk at, but taek tehm owt wen iz time for baby to sleep. my kittehs nebber hurted my babies, not eben wen teh babies tugged at tehr fur an batted at tehm an crawld after tehm.

By: msamanda

msamanda — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:53:47 +0000

Funny, mah first thouhgt wazznt that kitteh might hurt babeh, it waz that big hoomins shouldnt put toys inna crib wif babeh. Kitteh is perty safe, toys isn’t. Mah kittehs both sniffed mah little humman and turned away. Kittehs are scert of her and not too fond of her.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:37:18 +0000

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:35:39 +0000

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:29:52 +0000

:lo:

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:45:53 +0000

aifinkso shuda been “leach” as in “to cause (water or other liquid) to percolate through something”.
sheesh. sum peeps just kant spell.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:17:03 +0000

Hapeetail burfday Momcat!!! An aim sooo happee fur yur gud news!!! CONGA RAT SHOELACES!!!! Woot woot woot!!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:15:36 +0000

Wow annipuss, u is a sell a brit tea!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:12:40 +0000

Happy burfday momcat! An conga rat shoe lacings awn teh noo jobs an teh happee fishykitteh an teh gascat comin home for fanksgiving – we missed u awl an ai has a happee taht fings are lukkin up for u!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:09:44 +0000

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By: Chopp'd Livah Grrrl

Chopp'd Livah Grrrl — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:06:43 +0000

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY11!!!!
happy burfday!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:10:02 +0000

Here ya go:
http://www.thestudiotour.com/ush/attractions/donkey.shtml

Gee Kafleen, yr faymus!

Schmoos 2 yew.

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:44:31 +0000

be careful! i hear if newborn babies layz on kittehs they suck the breath out of them!

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:44:00 +0000

“naim scribbul”
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By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:32:14 +0000

“OH NOES, THINK OF TEH LOLBABEEZ”

(I can has BingLOL?!?)

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:27:33 +0000

here’s a hint- when my newborns slept in teh bassinet beside my bed, i placed a mosquito-netting designed 2 cover big strollerz over teh top of teh bassinet. i thot this wud discourage any curious kittehs frum hopping in fur a look around. my kittehs never jumped into teh bassinet or later on, into teh uncovered crib. they always purrfurred 2 sleep with each other or me & my husband, never teh kidlets.
ps. cheezpeeps care ’bout lil critters- esp. hoomins! teh photographer never let kitteh n newborn alone in a crib, aifinkso!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:22:36 +0000

“If u does not get dis mini hoomin offa meh, dingoez wil be teh leest of ur wurriez”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:01:20 +0000

not possible. it’s hiz howse, yoo just pay teh billz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:00:03 +0000

*sigh* …yoo kan alwayz tell teh wuns taht haz nebber had a kitteh an a baby in teh howse at teh same time.

By: upfi

upfi — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:59:14 +0000

Oh hai, pleeze dun’t be trollish, ai’m sure no cat was hurt in teh process (and who cares aboot teh hoomin involved ennyway). Awl cat peeps here have bin scratched, bitten, mauled, trod on, walked ovar, u nayme it. It’s called life wif a feline. Pleeze relax and enjoy. Kthxbai.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:57:08 +0000

submit a lol to teh site along wif teh ovver 8000 submishuns tehy get evree day, tehn hope an pray it gets to teh voting pages an tehn frum teh voting pages be wun ob teh 4 – 6 taht makes it to teh homepage evree day. sorry, that’s all yoo kan do! gud luck!

By: upfi

upfi — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:55:36 +0000

Pity you don’t want it in lolspeak because cweenmj has written up some lovely instructions (click her blue name below for some more ICHC information). Basically, you need to change the icon (avatar) in your wordpress account by browsing through your picture files. Changing it here in your ICHC profile won’t be enough, I think. I don’t remember exactly because I got myself a new icon and a link to my profile in one go and now I don’t remember what you do where. But go to h t t p ://dashboard.wordpress.com/wp-admin/profile.php and change your picture there, that should do the trick. Post again if you have problems.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:53:25 +0000

yay!! happee burfday momcat – yoo haz my attitude – we shuld appreshiate evree yeer ob getting older, iz a gift an lotta peeps not so lukky to last taht long! an congaratshlayshuns on teh noo jobs!! i iz very happytayl for yoo, fings wurking owt okay, ifinkso. an hab a graet vizit wif gascat at home!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:51:02 +0000

teh qwilty fing iz based on yor email address you sign yor commints wif. to get a reel abatar, yoo hasto get a wurdpress akkownt.
dis iz playn english. just spelld a liddle diffrent.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:01:33 +0000

a Donkey Waffle stand?

Dis r muss bee invessuhmuhgated….

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:00:39 +0000

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:36:19 +0000

the link seems to be working now. But here it is again:
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http://www.women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article4980117.ece
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This is one of those links that duzzn’t have the 3-w’s, just the h h t p. But the version wif the h h t p and the 3-w’s seems to work ok for me.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:18:34 +0000

ohai Phillipe!
Can u try posting the linky again? I can’t see it… and cudn’t find teh artikle.
Want! plzthx.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:07:16 +0000

Oh momcat, I haz a happee fur u!! Adn deh dadcatz gnu job!! Adn deh birfday!!! Adn deh happee fishykitty!! and ur gnu job!! {{momcat}}

By: yop

yop — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:43:59 +0000

complete irresponsibility, you have no idea what the cat might do at any time, it could scratch, bite or whatever…
but you got a cat pic on the interwebz, zomg i’m famous!!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:26:14 +0000

http://www.women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article4980117.ece

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:20:00 +0000

!!!!! happy birthday !!!!!!!!
it’z so gud to heer frum you. ai had been wonderin how things were wif yew and yer famly, and am glad to heer the gud news all round.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:21:46 +0000

Oh hai, WKM!! Deh Ty-Booteek. Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu godere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
*awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz WKM a lubberlee silk ty.*
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and
nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez
*and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!

By: starling

starling — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:11:21 +0000

Oooh, ur famus! *asks Annipuss for auti … outo … naim scribbul*

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:11:13 +0000

Ai wud nawt yoose “leech” as a verb Ai sed lolspeak “gets into” ebbrydai speach.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:02:11 +0000

Yes, well, awlmost wat Ai sed!

By: starling

starling — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:59:06 +0000

Hey guys, we’re in The Times! And is that our Annipuss they’re quoting?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:27:59 +0000

Happi birfdai momcat! Berry glad 2 heer dat fing aer lukkin up fur u an urs!