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TMI!
finally. a full 5-star post that is actually deserving of 5 full stars.
this is hilarious, and the caption is actually funny.
amazing
Hay Maus! Can u tell EM that I has finded a potential minion 4 him? She’s simply loaded wif ebil. Watch at ur own risk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2QuFXe0PU
Hi LCB. I’ll tell him, but we’ll have to watch later: YouTube is blocked at my place of employment. Which is Ebil…
Probly just as well. There is a mild splort risk factor involved.
Thanks. I’ll make sure I’m wearing my Beer Beenie.
oooh, tahts ebil!
an kyoot.
ebilly kyoot.
or purhaps kyootly ebil.
eever way… *splort*
I haz seed 2 dat!
Ohai Anni, do u mind if I hang this here?
ANNOWNSMINT
Ohai!
I is wanting to annownse that tomorrows, at the 9 am cheeztime LOL, we will has a shower/partee for owr cheezfrend Gremlin hoo went and gotted hurself married last Fryday!
9 am cheeztime = 3 pm EST, 12 pm west coast time, and ifinkso 8 pm TTI time. The third lol of the day.
And sinse she has waited 22 yeers, we shud make it a BIG one!!
I knows we will needs refreshmints, and dekorashuns, and partee games!
I has alreddy contacted the NB caturers, and we will has a nise buffay, with an open bar of corse!
And I will ask owr cween if she can halp us get a bubblol machine for the day.
But sinse this is the furst-ever shower at ICHC (sinse I has been heer anyways) I am axing for ur input on wot else we shud do.
Shud we race to tell her Happy Marrige?
Or something different? Please way in wif ur commints and suggjestyons.
If no one has a better idea we will has a race, b/c I has the pleh cold, and my brane isn’t werkin so grate right nows.
Kthx
PS not THAT kind of shower maus. plz to leeve ur seltzer bottlol at hoam.
Also to rember to not b 4getting that u can leave a message 4 Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin here:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/gremlin
Can you repost the link to leave messages for itty bitty baby ‘Lizabeth? Thanks!
Is teh same, only cross out “gremlin” and write “lena” in in crayon:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/lena
Tank yoo!
*luks at teh page, wypes away a teer*
Aw, yoo guise . . . {{cheez-peeps}}
Rats!
rats?
duz that meen u has growed?
or that u can’t come?
No seltzer?! Unfair! I protest! Mauses spray seltzer instead of throwing rice! This is discriminatory! I’ll sue!
*Throws a bucket of water on Maus*
Calm down, Brother! We’ll think of something equally… um… festive…
o that?
pish. I has immoonitee. It came wif my creative lisense.
*Siren Sound*
*Ebil Maus rides up on a motorcycle dressed like a CHIP*
Excuse me, ma’am. I need to see your creative license and registration…
*luks at EM suspishushlee*
How duz I know u is not one of those bloo lite banditos?
Can I sees ur badge plxthx?
It’s right here on my uniform, ma’am. Now… your license please?!
*peers at uniform badj*
U cud get one of those at Spenser Giftz.
How do I know this is REEL?
bekause uv de wai it sais “bikini inspecktor” in shinee goldy letterz
Waddya Want!?
i nawt can come – i has a raid
What a lubberly idear! Mebbeh we can leave messages like they do a showers – “secrets for a happee marrij” like:
….always put teh toidy seat daown.
… be sertin to putting teh toidy seat daown
… care fulee be pudding teh toidy seat daown.
etc
Sounds like a wonderful partee! Let’s sillybrate for dear Gremlin!
… daon iz being teh best playse fur teh seet
… ebry tiem yu yuze, put daon teh seet
… fur teh luv uv CC, du nawt furget teh seet!
*falls ober laffing n cannawt continyu*
…generilly speekin, teh seet shud be down
…hunny, cud you PULEEEEEEZE memember to put teh seet down?
…it was mowst kynd of yoo to hav put teh seet down, sweetipye
…..
At teh Haus uv Gremlin, teh tabbeh lykes to jump on teh toylit seet to get up onto teh sink to lik teh waturs.
If teh seet is left up – SPLOOOSH! Tabbeh gitz himz own pryvat whurlpool!
Is teh funneh hao teh kitteh is all liek “Ai mented to do taht” wunce he gets owt!
…jus furgettabout teh seet, moron
Tehr be moar improtant stuffff ta caer bout!
…”ken I gib you foot massaj then?”
…”leen ober so I kens gib yoo a kiss”
…”mebbeh todai we forgetabbout teh howsewerk an go to a moobie togevver insted?”
…
No, Ai doan’t myned – be awl teh saem iffn Ai did tho!!!!
to boldly poop where no kitteh has poopes before!!
Hey Jimmba, ennee noos awn teh gnu hoem for yur gf and teh kittehs?
hai ac! yas, dems libin wif gf’s brudder fur nao. awl ai godda doo is find sumwhere fur me! ai has a sad cus ai’s had tew put mai kittehs in a catteree :’(
wot? i not do right?
*ahem* do. get it?
*faispaw*
hee hee, u sayd “do”
now now. We’re all manure adults heer, rite?
*dubblol faispaw*
CAN U PLZ GIB ME SOME PRIVASEE??
Nawt animore!
hee hee hee – I just looked at the picture and didn’t read the caption. :blush:
*snerk*
Caption is priceless; so is the look on kitty’s face.
him luks liek, ah, taht’s better!
a liddle qwality time in teh litter box kan solves a lot ob problems.
That was almost as funny as the pic… and true, too. ^_^
Would that we could send our politicians to the litterbox, in more ways than one.
anom to taht!!
ohai LM. How iz teh kitty sitchyashun at your howse? HC happytail?
ohai bobcatt! i likes yor abatar!
teh sitchewayshun haz pretty much stablized, peaceful co-eggsistence interspersed wif moments ob frendliness an annoyance. tehy will offen
nap in teh same room, sumtimes eben on teh same peece ob
furnishure (but not right togevver), an tehy likes to play chase, espeshully
owt in teh bakyard in teh evening. owr shiro iz a very timid an hi-strung
kitteh, i still finkso him like to hab a kitteh companyun but him needs
time to warm up an get yoosed to noo kitteh. but him iz very tolerant ob happycat, most ob teh time. happycat likes to sniff at shiro while shiro iz eeting, an shiro duzn’t object.
oh, an happycat haz a noo name now – kumo, wich iz japaneez for “clowd” because him iz teh color ob a luvly dark thunderclowd, an himz floofy tail luks like a clowd ob smoke. so now him matches wif shiro, wich is japaneez for “wite” (shiro not totally white, iz white an blak cowcat, but closest to a wite kitteh i haz eber had.)
Ai be soooo happeh taht tehy being friends nao! Hao be yur son?
him iz doin okay. fanks for askin! haznt fownd noo place to lib yet, but iz welkome to stay wif my mom an dad till teh end ob teh semester. haz applied for on-campus howsing (not dorm, but wun ob teh apartments for upperclassmen) for teh spring semester. iz moovin teh rest ob himz stuff owt ob teh old apartment tomorrow, gotted som guys frum church iwf a pickup truk to help moov himz furniture. don’t know wher himz going to put it. tehn just haz to get owt ob himz old leese. still gots paperwurk to do an not much time to do it in.but him haz gud frends an gud fings to do, to help him get ober teh pleh ob himz roommate gibing him a blak eye.
An Kumo, him seems Happy? They will continue to grow accustomed to eachuvver and be content wif a companion, even if they don’t snorgle togever so much. We owlwayz have more than one kitteh here and some have been best snugly frenz an others live contentedly in parallel. I am happy that Kumo haz a good home wif an awesome yard to play in!
ifinkso him iz happy. him haz lots (an lots!) ob gud fud to eet, an a safe howse to lib in, an a kitteh companyun to haz face-sniffs an unner-teh-tayl sniffs an play ponwsy-pownsy-chase wif, an a bakyard wif many burds an lizurds to chase an a fort to clime an tall grass an bushes to stalk froo, an peeples hoo lubs him an pets him an gibs him treets. an shiro shares teh comfy places to sleep wif him – not at teh same time, but if kumo is napping in wun ob teh gud spots, shiro just goze an finds anovver gud spot wifouwt trying to kik kumo owt. so kumo gots nuffin to complayn abowt, anyway, an wen him goze owt for a explore, him alwayz comes bak wen i callz him. so i guess him likes it heer.
Gud noo name fur HappyCat! Ohai, Kumo!
yeah…kitteh expreshun is like
“uhhnNNN…ohh gawd…ohhh yeeeeaaahhhhh”
ifinkso most ob us can relate.
)
(TMI??
congaratz u guize onna nawt sekkond -onna mundai morning tew ! beri gud !
Is affernoon heer! 5pm in TTI!
Sownds liek a job LCB wood gibes meh!
to kleen teh kitteh litter, or to test it an maek shur it wurks?
DANGIT!! i sittid heer reloading dis page tu gits mai nawt sekkunt commint an ai still mist it!! oh well, beddur luk nestime….
Ai hadz taht happenz 2 mii awlteh tiem!! Ai feelz ur pian!!
i wuz on heer for almost a YEER before i gotted my nawt-sekund nawt-sekund! jest keep tryin
ai heers dat, iz bery hard 2 git de nawt seckond spot, de cheezpeeps be havin mush moar nymble fingerz dan ai dew
iz de fun 2 keep trine tho!
How wud U lyle it if I followed U to deh baffroom wid a camra?
Stoopee humin
Butt Gemmi follows mii inna baffroom alteh tiem. Triz 2 taek mai piktoor wif her tale’z up.
U is rite mah kittehs lyke to follow me 2
they wans to be where I iz
spelling fail
:shud read
wud U lyke
Needz 2 chanj sine 2: “Cleen Litter In Heer – NAWT!”
Didn’t get to cast not-second comment, but at least I got to cast the not-second vote (5, but I wish I could have voted 6). ^_^
So does this make official my suspicion that votes have little/nothing to do with which lolkitties make the page? (Not complaining, this one made me literally LOL.)
teh cheezburgerz ober teh pikshure apparently duznt start cownitng until after teh pikshur iz on teh frunt page. on teh voting pages tehy just use a fums-up, fums-down voting system. yoosed to use voting cheezburgers on voting pages, ifinkso lotsa peeps liked taht way better.
Thank you for solving the mystery; I feel much better now. ^_^
Wahhhhhh!!! Sob…sniffle….
I miss teh Burgers
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….*Deep breff*……
Bring Back
Bring Back
Oh Bring Back the Burgers
To us to us
Bring Back
Bring Back
Oh Bring Back the Burgers
To us to us
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze ? Pwetty Plweeeeeeeeeeze ?? Wiv cheez onna top ??
We will lub you an hug you an cawl you Jorj ,Oh great Cheezmeisters ?♥♥♥
*Bats iyelashes* ** BIIIG Bloo iyes **
Ya, wut she sed!!! In elebentiket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitteh reeds sine differnt, says hooman shud kleen up dirtee littr in diz bocks. Kitteh hep wif deh maekin it moar obveeus wayr to kleen deh littr.
Surprized, ai nawt iz it. Gibbon teh lineup tu yuzing teh litterboks sekkunds aftur ai cleens it ebry day, ai finking mai boikittehs wud bof du tihs if teh litter nawt camed in bags.
Gawta be teh nawt-sekkund to marking terror-tori, aftur awl!
My Liam has attempted this, only in a plastic bukket (no previously blonging to any marine animules) (as far as u knoes) that holds 28 pounds of litter. Silly boi.
whoo eber herd uv a see-fru baffroom? sheesh, a kitteh cahnt hav anee privacee aneemoar!
oh deer, burfday fairy’s minyun haz gotted impayshutn an gone an yoosed yor burfday prezint.
oh well, i kan still say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehm burfdays today!! an i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, frooty fizzy party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls that lite up wen tehy bownse, shiny pensils taht smell like bubbelgum, kandees, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googley eyes!!
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ai stil haz mai nozymaker an bownsy ball frum de udder dai
*fweep fweep fweeeeeeeeep* *bownse bownse bownse*
Fank yu, birfday fairy! I lubs teh caek an eye scream an awl teh udder parti stufs! Mai floofy wti kitteh iz awn ami lap purrin Happee Birfday tu mii rite nao! An sej jus kissed mii tu! OWEE! Iam nawr shur wear da liddle chin nipee came frums. Otay, otay! I stopz teh clickity-clackity tu petz awn yu!
O, nao I seez wy seh nippeezed mii! Seh iz a wite kitteh an her nam bees Cotton. Otay, seh happy nao. Seh doan noes dat it kan bees hard to type wiff a kitteh awn yur lapps!
Happee birfdai teasel!!! *fweep fweep fweeeeeep*
Fank yu, bluesfan473! Wii kan akompanee teh mos blootimus singin ob 4.5K wiff teh nozeemakers!
*fweep fweeeeeeep fweeep*
*FWEEP fweep FWEEEEEEEP*
*fweepity fweepity fweep!*
♫ ♪♫ ♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫ ♪♫
Hippo birfdai two ewes
Hippo birfdai two ewes
Hippo birfdai deer Teasel
Hippo birfdai two ewes!
♫ ♪♫ ♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫ ♪♫
HAPPEE BIRFDAI TEASEL!!!!!!1!
ohai teasel!
hippo birdies frum wun PacNW cheezpeep to anuvver!
heer iz sum sparklee confetti to briten yur dae…
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
(donut wurree, it will dissolve majikallee bai tomorrow an u duzzint hafta vakyoom it up)
an hugs too Cotton too!
Ohai Tessm! It waz sew rainee an blowee dis mornin dat the sparklee confeetis ar mush apreesheatedit! Ai tink teh sunshinees ar comin owt nao! Teh sparklee confetties reelee ar majikal! Fanks frum Cotton, tu!
ohai agin teasel, ai just red teh page uv messages foar gremlin.
“nupshulols”!! LOL! FTW!
Fanks fur teh birfdai song an hab sumoar caeks!
Hooray to 4.5K!
ohai teasel!
HAPPY BURFDAI!!!!
Wud u like a drink to go wif dat caek?
maybee a little sham payne?
Yum! Sham payne fur eberyboddy! Gud idee, skwirrlgrrl, an fanks! Habe sum caek an partee stuffs probided bai teh BF!
Yay!! Caek n shampain!!!
nom nom nom
sip sip sip sluurrrrrrp
*burp* I can has moar plxthx?
gets owt ‘nutter bottlol
*POP*
*****fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*****
Here u goes!
Want a shugar cube in dat? Or a razzberrie?
Happitayl birfday, Teasel! An menny moar…
Fanks Cassidy! Heer, hab sum caeks an udder partee stuffs! Join in teh fun.
(eben tho i haz to be leaving again)
happee burfday teasel!!
tehr iz plenty ob party stuffs to go arownd, for teh burfday peeps an all teh party guestses! wut a nice burfday prezint, purrz an kisses frum a floofy wite kitteh ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ 
Yur rite! Kitteh lub iz teh beat presint ob awl!
Oops…..BEST prezint ob awl!
(Seh iz still awn mai lap, innerfearin wif mai typing.)
Wud tat b ‘I fitz in it, I sits in itz, I sh*tz in itz?’ Lulz.
yup, i fink taht iz eggsackly wut taht kitteh thotted.
LOL dat wuz first fing I thot when I saw dat pikshur, too!!
Effishunzee kitteh is ef.. efee.. effush..
iz smrt!
cut owt teh middle man, no need to go to teh trubble to put teh litter in teh litter bocks, save a step an go right heer!
Madames & Monsieurs – Je can has votre Tenshuns s’il vous plait?
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Nous Avons une Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve le 31nd Oktobrrr – tout le monde est inbited!
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Scaree Costooms, Trick or Treat, Applol Bobbing adn moar!
Monsieur le bakon?
See voo play… at quelle huere will le féte be?
Umm… je ne sais pas akshully… mon grate et powerfloof nemmussis, lolchatburglar normullee orgaminsies le temps…
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Umm… inna TTI, le 17:00 & 20:00 lols arr le busiest, je pense…
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lemme see… 17:00 inna TTI issa 06:00 inna Cheezland alors 20:00 muss be 09:00 Fromage Temps – Quelle Heure est la dans Merica?
le ICHC 6:00 pic — c’est 9:00 heurs PST, 11:00 CST, 12:00 EST
le ICHC 9:00 pic — c’est dooze heurs PST, katorze heurs CST, canz heurs EST.
c’est korreck, n’est-ce paw?
We can has bobbing for french fries too?
“Monsieur le bakon” – snert!
mebbee we shuld spred teh party owt ober a cupple ob LOLs. to haz more conbenient times for cheezpeeps all ober teh wulrd, plus so teh commints are more spred owt so haff teh party iznt hidden by teh stoopy split pages. mebbee get volunteers to host on eech thred.
so let’s make shur evreewun gets inklooded! 
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an if i kan be so bold az to make a sugjestun or two, mebbee teh start ob eech thred wher teh festibities are happening (ifinkso tehr are also sum dark-an-stormy-nite storeis pland), shuld make a reminder to clikkie on “sho all” wunse teh thred gets ober 200 commints, so peeps, espeshuly newbies hoo not alreddy knowz abowt dis, will be able to see all teh commints.
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also, wuld be nice if teh regulolars wuld make extry-speshul effort to see taht all teh commints (eksept for stoopy trolly wuns) gets an response, so no wun gets lefted owt an ebreewun gets to be in teh fun! sumtimes new peeps tries to joyn in, but no wun answers tehr posts.
ur so nice LM!
I finkso we shud make shure the dark n stormy thred is separate from teh partee thred. Otterwise it’ll be panda moanium!
Kitteh doez poopoo!
Opie goggie wud liek dat boks! Ai waz goggiesittin himz wun day an in les dan an ower wen I waz gone he gots inna teh catfud bag an finished awf wot waz left, den knocked sum moar catfud awf teh couter an eeted dat, den got a goggie pisciut awf teh top ob a bookshef……an…….an……teh funniest part…….he buried teh goggie piscuit inna lidder boks!
Wel, I thot itz waz funny aniwai!
LOL
smart goggie… i fink.
Yer signs rong. Needz to be “Clean THE litter in here.” Plz to be fixin it.
whats the bumper sticker on the fridge say?!?!?
hmm… *sqwinty sqwinty* ifinkso it sez “dirty dishtowels and plastic toys only, please”
i gots better stuff tahn taht in MY frijerator.
aifinkso tihs must be inna sheltur oar sumfink, wiv lotsa synes tu tell all helping peeps whut goez where. over onna lef are moar synes abowt teh noospaypers.
ai reedz it as, sumfing sumfing, mebbe “bowls”?, & plastic toys only pleez.
ohai LM, ai see yu roted sumfing beelow about frige (?) an ai agree, duz nawt luk lyke frige eggzacklee tu me.
u haz gud aisyte tu bee abull tu reed awl uv taht syne!!
I love the look on his face– he knows exactly what he’s doing! LOL
Barryd trezhur. Yu can haz it.
ebil kitteh liek to leive presunts for teh hoomins
What cracks me up about this one is all the signs you can see in the background. (Plastic Toys Only, Newspaper Here, etc.) Somebody here is DETERMINED that everything will stay organized just as they want it. And the kitty is pooping on that idea!
(Oopz, sry bowt rong spelings in preevinus parragraff.)
LOL, gud timing, i just putted wut teh stikker on teh fridje (?) sez a fyoo posts up. kittehs will do wuteber tehy wants, nebber mind wut teh hyoomins want!
Ai be finking it be a kennel oar shelter oar sumfing uv teh soart… but ai cud be rong, ai oftin iz.
no, yoo iz nawt rong! GMTA!
see up above
LOL
Nawt onlee du GMTA, tehy du it simul… simo… at teh saym tiem!
I hates it when they do this! Is why is bettur to gets litter in plastic boks, sted of rippable kardbord.
Wut’s big deel? He went youknowhat in a boks of kitteh litter…
Wut is promlem?
aAHAAHAHAHAAHhaAHaHAaahahahahahahaHahaHahhaHAHAHAAHaHAHAHahahAHaHAHAHAHAHAH OMG this was so phunny!! LMAO!!!!!
My ketteh is on teh front page. I has a happy!!
Iz luvs u all!
Mazel tov!
i thinx taht teh kitteh littur needs new contayner nao. or teh old wun needz a lid. ;P
LOL! nice one!
Plsthxbuy 2 puttin teh seet down
Quick, put teh seet down
Reelee nise 2 put teh seet down
S…
(ifinkso teh “moron” iz qwoting wut teh noo huzbin finaly sez wen him gets tired ob heerin abowt teh toidy seet, wuz not mented for anywun heer)
(i meen teh wurd “moron” iz qwote frum wut noo huzbin sez wen him gets tired ob teh subjek. cimbacat not mented to call anywun heer moron. my fasility wif wurds, let me not sho yoo it cawz i duznt haz it)