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One of these things is not like the other…
Man ur fast
>> f5 much??
eye ficsked that 4 u
That was conceived and typed in-the-moment. *Haughty sniff*
now maus, they just has a jellus.
has some sham payne.
and I’ll add sum sham bored.
better?
Now… can I use this spot to repeet my ‘nowsmint? kplzthx.
ANNOWNSMINT>/b>
Ohai!
I is wanting to annownse that tomorrows, at the 9 am cheeztime LOL, we will has a shower/partee for owr cheezfrend Gremlin hoo went and gotted hurself married last Fryday!
9 am cheeztime = 3 pm EST, 12 pm west coast time, and ifinkso 8 pm TTI time. The third lol of the day.
And sinse she has waited 22 yeers, we shud make it a BIG one!!
I knows we will needs refreshmints, and dekorashuns, and partee games!
I has alreddy contacted the NB caturers, and we will has a nise buffay, with an open bar of corse!
And I will ask owr cween if she can halp us get a bubblol machine for the day.
Just fer funs. We can all take rides!
Rite now it’s lukking like we mite be racing… sinse we hasn’t thought of anyfing better. U guiz ponder teh pawsibilities, and we’ll decide tomorrows on teh 9 am EST (3 am cheeztime) lol for sure wot we will do.
o my.
I is feeling a little bold today!
:snerk:
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I finkso deh bublol machine b availablol fur deh partee. I may b heer, I may b playing wif grandsun. If I not b heer, u may using it wifowt mii. Ebreewun shud habbing deh bublol ridez!! I b wishing deh Gremlinz (mr. & mrs.) a long and happee merryij.
L’audace, l’audace, toujours l’audace!
I memberz deh line, “Toujours gai!” but i duzn’t memberz
…mebbe Archy adn Mahitabel?? …..
wut deh source b….
Definitly Mehitibble!
Wut abowt da babeh “shrimp” ub da Lucifurr? Iz teenee tinee . problee can wair da dawl cloze if ennybuddee bringz prezintz. (naim is liza bef)
*puzzles*
do u meen devilled shwimps??
we must be having lots of shwimps tomorrows, fur shur!
One of these things just isn’t the same…
Can you tell which one is not like the other?
Tell me before this song is done…
(ROWR!! **BYTE**BYTE** **KIK**KIK**)
uummmm….. not tu b a nitpikker, but…. if derez only 2 fingz, aren’t bof uv dem not like deh uzzer????
unless they is twins!
**wiss-purrs 2 cweenmj**
I b thotted da saym fing, but I jess gowin wiffit cuz itz fun…
O. ok.
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Say, O grate an wundermus Aahz,
Howz kum u not b on deh map?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
(Thankz BluesFan473!)
Ummm… cuz… I lawstid mai GPS???
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No?…
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Srsly, I neadz 2 memburz 2 sind U un emeow frum mai hoam addy…
O dat rimynz me uvva funnee!
Mai dotter n I winted 2 uh corn mayz yestiddee wif herz Sunny-Dai Skewl groop… B-cuz I b noein haow 2 navumgayt rown inna mayz, I wuz pikted 2 leed owr part uv da groop 2 awl da chekpoyntz…
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Bowt hafwai throo, awl da kidletz startid kawlin me da CPS — da Corn Pozishunin Systim!!
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Wuz dey deh chillunz uv deh cornz?
Noe, jess da chillunz IN da cornz
Wii kawlz ower GPS ‘Gigi’ kuz hur b a Garmin GPS. Evree time wii pullz off deh highway tu a gas stashun she sez, “Off route. Recalkulate?” Adn wii sez, “No, wii kin find ower way bak down deh on ramp, thank u veree liddlol.”
*giglol* Mai dadcat iz trucker. Him argues wif hims GPS when him’s awn teh road alone fur a whyle. Ai furget what him named it, but hims wyfe calls it “teh otter wommin” an finks it berry berry funneh.
yah, da gps finkz itz smratur nor us. Kepez nagging wen we goze da wai we noze is shrotur nd gibz up awn us wen we getz lawst
Yah, trai da mapqwest. Ai tried for going to Marysville KS an it gibs meh da lawng lawng wai arownd! It added ober 100 mi to da trip ifn ai deecideded to follow it. I rayte it up dere wif da GPS. Yup! Aifinkso!
Iz liek da difrens between a duk? wun fut iz nawt bofe da saim.
heh, luv this. I sed sumthan like it on the owl lol from last week.
excellent.
*bows*
leef me a clone!
Hoep ur feline sheepish bowt taht comment…
Fanks fur teh maor shampain! A razzberrie, plz.
Heer u go dolly!
*Pulls plate of razzberries over from teh last thred, along wif 1/2 full bottlol of sham payne*
Ovine. Ai’ll drink sum moar.
*iis boddul* Hay, where’d teh udder halb going?
I fink we used teh first half to flote over heer.
don’t worry, there’s always more!
I has this bwacelett…
O givz me uh cloan
Uv mai oan flesh n boan
Wif da Y kroamuzoam chaynjded 2 X…
Ai’ll luk jus liek mii
Jus wun problem ai see
No need enneemoar to have s*x
O, I doan liek dat indin…
Dis wun iz beddurer…
…
An win herz iz groan,
Dis cloan uv mai oan,
Herz will b uv da oppizit seks.
aw.
I liked urs DK.
*gives DK a choklit army diller to go wif her sham payne*
O, did U mayded dat wun up? I thotted U wuz kwoatin it frum sum1 els… Aksullee, ifn U mayded it up, iz purdee gud, but I wuz spektin sumfin els… Noe fence, 4.5K — I wuz kwoatin frum an oald SF riter, n wuz sorta hoapin da nekst purr-sun wood finish it…
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I nawt wann b krushin U 4.5K…
**hands 4.5K a nice, hot chocolate with whipped cream and coca powder on top**
Friends?
Butt ob corse! An hawt chonklitt bees jus teh fing rite naow – we can has a cold grey dai heer.
Hoo wuz teh riter? Ai has a curyus!
Suppoazidlee it wuz Isaac Asimov, but sum ppl sai it wuz sum1 els liek Harlan Ellison oar Larry Niven…
…
Cloan, cloan uv mai oan,
Wif da Y kroamuzoam chaynjded 2 X.
Adn win we’z aloan,
Sintz herz mynd iz mai oan,
Herz’ll b finkin uv nuffin but sekz.
…
Dere R uvver versiz, but az da sawng purr-gressiz, dey gitz less n less fit 4 poastin inna famblee-frindlee 4-um…
Hm, lil bit uv reeserch (anyfing tu distract frum wurking) says taht Asimov has anessay in F&SF in 1979 called “Clone, Clone of My Own”
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An ai see what yu meen about teh uvver versus.
Speshullee dat lastist vers — da wun bowt win himz dy n maykz moar cloanz…
*pulls floofy blankkit ober hed an hydes*
***chaynjin da subjik reel kwiklee-liek***
Speekin uv da prys uv eggz n Chynna,
Wanna goez 2 da chokklit shawp nekst 2 da Tybooteek?
Woohoo! Can nebber having enuff chokklit!
*lifts hed up from desk*
*shakes off woozy from cold medisins*
there’s a choklit shop heer now??
Poor Leeza! Yoo go hoems naow, ‘k? Ai gibs yoo permishun. Kitteh snorgles n purrs will halping yoo feel beddur.
fanks DK, I wish I cud!
I has painted myself into a corner.
I is off Thurs and Fri, takin a trip to Ft Lauderdales, but I donut have enuf vaca time, so I has to werk OBER Mon-Wed.
*blargh*
But when I do leev, I’m goin straight home and follow ur purr-scripshun!
Oooh, taht be berry berry pleh.
{{{leeza}}}
Nd we must manetane da dekorum heer, rite?
U R sew rite, Milaydee! Datz Y I nawt b ripeetin da uvver versiz I minshunned…
But him duzn’t smell rite
Hoo ownlee seed teh nawt sekund pikchoor???!!!!!!
Poysin!
Bunneh-kik teh imposter!!!!
Him iz! Him iz! Enfoosiastiklee, aifinkso!
Right in the posterior!
Impostr mus die!
oh hay thar, y u nots mell realz?
<3 TOO FUNNY!
there can be only 1!!!!
Hilander ftw!
How’s it goin wif Remy?
Remy’s doing well. Usually spends the day in his crate and then drives me crazy when I let him out.
Full of energy and mischief!
Ai has a happee!!!!1!
Remy livs? YAY YAY YAY – I duz a happeh dantz fur yoo an Remy! *big shmoo to ya both*
Conga ratz, {{{{{gremlin}}}}} sownz liek mr gremlin’z helf iz beddur. gud wishez tu bofe.
w000000000000000000000000000000t lol funneh!
showz the plushie his pointee enz!
Oh hai, Dis b a Cheezpeepz Map update. Wuzzat? u duz’t noeing bowt dhe map? Well, u just lukking at diz:
It b mai dreem
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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I startinged dis map just a munf ago, and awlreddee wii haz 247 Cheezpeepz
on deh map!! Dere b sew mennee I haz started dividingz dem up in2
Kololoneez. Deh Cateefurnya Kololonee b deh biggest wif over 20 peepz. On
deh map, deh Kololoneez b habbing deh green push-pin marker. Deh commint
fur teh kololonee marker haz deh namez uf deh peepz and a link tu deh map
fur dat Kololonee. I hav madinged a masterlist uv Cheezpeepz, sew u kin
nowing witch kololonee deh peepz b in. Dere b a linkee tu it in deh Gulf uv Mexiko.
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But, dere still b mennee plaisis wifowt ennee cheezpeepz.
tu habbing deh Cheezpeepz awl ober deh whirrld. Dis map b fur awl deh cheezpeepz — comminterz, lurkerz, adn eben deh trollz. U awl b a part uv deh Cheezland. If u b reeding dis, u shud b on deh map! Oh, u dun’t noe howz tu b onna map?? it b eezee. sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. And if u wanting it, I kin putting in deh bloo linkee tu ur ICHC profile.
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BluesFan473 maded dis az a reminder fur u.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
wii now return u tu ur reglar commints.
Ai notis da NB iz at saim lokashun az JCH4K. Iz in hur bak yard? Ai dint se it wen she shoed pikshurz ub hur haose.
It b in hur Mom’z bak yard. If u zooming in berry, BERRY, BERRY close and klikking on deh ‘Satellite’ vu, u kin seeing it amungst deh treez.
Ok, ai luz agen but nawt uze da gps. must be berry big yard. Ai heer Salleh iz going tu hepl janet wif da cleering owt ub hur mawm’z nd stai fur a wile.
Hi! I iz a lerker… *lerk, lerk* But jes wanted u all too be knowin’ i iz heer! Mai reel namez iz Marie… ohai! Fer seeriuz I feelz funneh talkin teh kitteh speek… lols… bit i really-lized i wuz in trubbles when I was TINKIN teh kitteh speek when I wuz planten sum panzie fluwerbs tis abternoonz…
hai lerker marie!! glad yoo unlerked!! yah, i finds myself finking in lolspeek all teh time. teh ovver day i eben tried to rite a burfday kard to a kid i teech in sunnydayskool in lolspeek! had to rite a noo kard, so himz parents wuldn’t fink i wuz nuts…
Welkum Marie!!! Gud 2 C u!!1! Hao naice of u 2 cum out and play wif us.
Quik! Shoot dat one!
No! Shoot dat one!
I’m da reely-reel LOLcat!
Are not!
Are too!
Moooom! He’s kiking me!
Yay!! 3LK b on deh Map!!
Yes, inddeedy. I’s de most norderly member of de Virginnny kolony, altho we’s reely a communwelth insted. But I gots to goto wurk nao. cYa L8r!
Hilandur Kitteh noes dere can onlee be 1!
that is one of cutest things I’ve seen in awhile.
I have that stuffed animal! My ex-bf gave it to me a few years ago. Weird.
A snorgle is snorgling a snorgle
Dis kind uv snorgling luukz tu b a liddlol painful.
kitteh maeke littel hole in teh imposters wiv teh clawses and der teefs
kitteh lieks to make littel holes in teh imposters wiv der clawses and der teef
oh noes i do 2 comments sry
Itz ok. wii awl making deh goof upz now and den. Ushullee wii blaming WordPress.
Doan’t wurry – juss blaem Weird Press!
Taste like me too.
I will sniff U an snorgle U an bunneh kick U an call U Jorge
Jorge?!? el stuffed gato se llama Jorge?!?
i has dat imposter kitteh!!!!!
Mai sun haves same stuffy animal. Callz him “fat cat”
Kitteh: “snorgle, heck!” “dis embowel!” Nawt da kinda snorgling ai needs rite nao. Where is da Aunty Stress chare? Ai does need it so. *kitteh luking wistfully arownd for da sof floofy chare.* Ai needs a choklit martoonie too! Dis is da furst mommement ai cud gets heer. *kitteh slumps piteefully an starts crying* It wuz such a dai at werks! *luks for da Aunty Stress chare unner da desk*
Eep! *drags out teh cheezmap-upholstered vibrating heeted anti-stress reclining chair*
Heer, has a sit! Ai tuck tihs odder blankkit ober yu. Tihs being teh mark III bershun, it having cold drinks n noms in wun arm, an sordid chokklit aminlols in teh otter arm, lyk white chokklit polar bare, dark chokklit moose, an milk chokklit mountin goat. If yu needing hawt drinks or noms, yu just yell fur a phlonquais.
Nao, telling us: what happen at wurk?
Dere be meenies hoo screemed n yelled at meh! Wannin miracles at ebery turn and den saiin 5 minutes layter, where’s mai miracle! But mostly screemed and yelled but nawt mai bosses or cowerkers, dey niec. O prysma-kitteh, fankies so fer da chare and blankee! *snorglin into blankee* *gets drinksie wif uvver paw. oh yes!* *samples sum choklit aminlols* Fankies agin, prysma kitteh! Ai feels so mush beddur nao! Ai cudn’t beleeve da hole dai, peeps cawled and screemed and awl ai does is trais to halp dem! Ai goin nite-nitey nao! Mehbe tomorrowow be beddur! Ai appreesheeates mai frens! *Kitteh’s eyes start to close* O yesh, surrownded by mai frens….ai feels beddur……………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
Stoopy peeps, finking tehy can get miraculs awn demand bai screeming at yu. Yu has a gud rest, nao, an furget about tehm, otay? Fink about cyoot kittehs n fings insted. Count kittehs bownsing ober a fence.
*tucks blankitt more snugly around KCT n turns out lyte n sneeks owt kwietly*
{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}
Sawry 2 hear dey are screeming at u. Tell dem negst tyme: Ai iz nawt-deaf hooman, pweaze dunt shout or mai eers will get borked.
Fankies, Prysma-kitteh and upfi! Ai felt so mush beddur wunce ai wuz tuked in da chare wif a cheezmap floofy blankee wif cold drinksies and choklit aminlols! Just bein heer maeks meh feel sooooo mush beddur serrownded bai mai frens! Does meenies maeded 3 ov us crai…. Todai will be mush bedder!
Poor poor stuffed el gato naymed jorge!
omg plushyyyyyy- *SPLORT*
OMCC!!! An unrecobered splortadge frum yesterday! Hao cud dis happen!!1!!
*wrings feelers in despair*
Where’s teh CCC … oh …. dots …. no tyme … must … halp …. SallyB. Here.
*takes littlol brush*
*sweeps up brayns*
*rinses dem wif destilled watur*
*puts dem back in head*
K. Nao teh safety precaushuns*
*Puts CHRG (wdoi) on*
*Puts 50’s style baving cap awn tap (wif yello flowurs)*
*wraps duck taype awl around SallyB’s hed*
DIs shud last a bit.
*covers SallyB in pink floofy blankit wif littlol kitteh paw prints on it*
*makes her sum nice hot chocklit wif whipped cream on top*
*bakes sum wafflols to nom*
Here, rest a bit, and keep ur CHRG at awl tymes, k?
mebbeh kitteh wantz to use imposter kitteh to mayke da hoomins tink dey taking real kitteh to vet? lolz
Evul twin must dah!!!!
these pics are funny as hell!
LOL dis funnie. I has a stufed kat dat luks just liek dat imposter!
omg i hav dat kat too WHICH IZ DA IMPOSTER THO….
I have that imposter cat in grey
it looks like my cat <3