Comments on: I lernz bai

By: Gretgor

Gretgor — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:52:38 +0000

wish i hadiz powa

By: Cabale

Cabale — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:25:46 +0000

Skin is permeable to dumbness

By: ralex

ralex — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:59:40 +0000

no wayz that bez active tranzport, it move up da consentrashon graidyent

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:00:27 +0000

But it iz transfur across me brane.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:34:51 +0000

Obvious troll is …obvious…….Yes Senor F**kstick, we know osmosis does not work that way…read the f**king thread you’re hardly the first one to bestow this earth shattering revelation upon us

By: Circey

Circey — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:25:40 +0000

LOL I approvez.

By: Morbo

Morbo — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:37:51 +0000

OSMOSIS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

By: kabaker

kabaker — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:38:14 +0000

U needs watur furz ozmoziz…dis be diffuzion.

By: The_GirlQueen

The_GirlQueen — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:02:32 +0000

Where is the Encyc-LOL-pedia to be found? And the LOLBible? The Dictionary of LOL? And… where you find how to speek LOL so eezily? Epic fail me! Very epic fail

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:57:39 +0000

Deer Jade. Ai’m shur yoo ment no harm, but heer – we don’t care so much if it iz rite, so long az it iz cyoot and funneh.
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This wun meetz bof criteria to maek us happee. SUCH a charming pickchoor – an we awl noo what wuz ment.
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So – The Crapture – ar own deer clever Crapture – iz rite. Just relax an go wif teh flow and teh fun ov it. Yoo will hav a much bedder taim! It’s just awl in fun!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:53:38 +0000

{{{{{{Circey}}}}} Hooray fur yoo!!
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Sumwun wunce said getting awn teh frunt page heer wuz way better than having yur picture awn teh cover ov Time Magazine!!
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So this iz a verree egg sighting day fur yoo – an we ar awl happee fur yoo too!! An fur us – becuz yoo fownd wun ov teh kyootest pikchoors ebber!!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:46:29 +0000

Nicely dun, Circey. Ai iz happitail for u. Grate feelin, izzint?

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:32:03 +0000

This would be because to some degree or other, “Jade”s post = “Troll-like posting detected”. Luckily for me, my CHRG and my troll-smacking helmet fit together quite nicely.

By: smunsch

smunsch — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:13:23 +0000

hmm, i find it rather interesting that i came here to post something along the effect of “DIFFUZINS, DUH” but it’s already been said. 5 times. i love the internet ^-^

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:46:19 +0000

@@@@@

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:45:19 +0000

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:44:33 +0000

By: Harry

Harry — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:43:34 +0000

Well, since neither the books nor the knowledge are liquids, why would it be any better if the cat was bleeding? I prefer the original LOL!!!

By: idancescauseizhappy

idancescauseizhappy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:06:02 +0000

mai classrum had da sayme powstru, Miroku! dis lawl brawt bak memrees!

By: Fuyu

Fuyu — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:45:49 +0000

Actually, osmosis is the transfer of water across a membrane. The better word would have been diffusion, but osmosis is more recognizable, so I say leave it.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:16:03 +0000

Well, luckily for us, Mr./Ms. Wizard, the intent of the joke/LOL is not predicated on its adherence to scientific accuracy.

In other words, Princess Merry Sunshine: IF YOU HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR IT WOULD ALSO WORK, so do please kindly sit back, relax and TRY NOT TO BE SO BLOODY F**KING LITERAL AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY ENJOY YOURSELF

By: Hairyharry's mum

Hairyharry's mum — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:05:40 +0000

Hi MarthaV when i red your commint i fort “Hmmm, dats’ a bit ozzie” den i remememebers dat you and i is ozzies on the lolcat map of teh hol wuruld.
gday marfarvee!

By: Jade

Jade — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:44:12 +0000

Too bad osmosis is liquid to liquid.

…MAYBE IF YOUR CAT WAS BLEEDING IT WOULD WORK.

By: BusinessCatSuit

BusinessCatSuit — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:35:44 +0000

mai envi.
teh kitteh haz it.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:29:30 +0000

Dewey haz a liddul sis.

By: mandidapanda

mandidapanda — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:48:52 +0000

That fits the pic so nicly

By: lolz

lolz — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:45:21 +0000

iznt u lernz bai diffuzionz? u no is in watur!

By: woozled at work

woozled at work — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:29:04 +0000

Orange ones
Purrrrrfeckly paynted payntings of kittehs wif teh BIG EYZES
Quietly nappping kittehs (shhhhhhhh!!!!)
R…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:25:04 +0000

Osmosis Kitteh
is shelf-taught

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:14:20 +0000

LOL!!! Very clever indeed my friend.
Especially the encyc-LOL-pedia.

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:57:35 +0000

(refresh not-second) Anudder CCC emergenci!
Wheee-whee-whee!
Scoop-up-da-brains
Genly pat-pat-pat dem back in TC’s hed.
Tap-tap-tap on da skullcap and fwip-fwip-fwip on deduct tape to seal ebberyting inside.
Wrap TC in floofy blankie and hand a varyty of chokklit to chooz from.

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:52:46 +0000

Wow! Nyce job on dis splort-recubbery Pd’B! I wuz jus passin’ thro, katchin’ up on all da past threds I missed wile RL wuz happenin. MND shud be awl bedder nao!

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:50:21 +0000

Uh-uh, issa wwzil-spolort. Anudder CCC emergenci!
Wheee-whee-whee!
Scoop-up-da-brains
Genly pat-pat-pat dem back in Midnightsdeer’s hed.
Tap-tap-tap on da skullcap and fwip-fwip-fwip on deduct tape to seal ebberyting inside.
Wrap MND in floofy blankie and hand a chokklit wezil. Ifn dey cyoot eno to splort, dey good eno to eat! Njoi!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:46:52 +0000

ruh roh.
we has a splort on a no-longer-active thred. midnightsdeer is down.
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
teh d’Beaker Labs Hybrid CCC purrs up to the scene
*vrmmmmmm vrmmmmmmmmm*
teh robotic brayne-vacuuming robots are collecting all teh braynes
teh compyooter controlled multipipette sistem is squirting the braynes back into the braynial cabity
*sqwirt sqwirt sqwirt*
the duck tape
strrrrrrrrrrrritch
teh bungee cords
boing
oops
teh chrgw/doi
snap!!
ok, all’s well
here’s a fluffy blanket wif teh periodic table of teh elolements on it.
here’s sum hawt choklit, wif
*looks around*
a bit of scotch
glug glug glug
just because yew had to waits so long for nawt-second aid
yew rest here and enjoy.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:46:46 +0000

oooo…luks just liek mah behbeh Pixie…*SPLOOOOORT*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:55:03 +0000

lol, garfeeld iz awsum. yoo kan lurn evreefing yoo needz to kno frum garfeeld.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:50:52 +0000

Moses osmosis his toes to roses…

By: Sakee

Sakee — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:13:41 +0000

I iz turnin mah back on wheeze-dum

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:23:00 +0000

* chases handsome stranger off…
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Sry, taht Fronsch lolpig… he issa awlways trying to but in!

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:22:02 +0000

Aww fankies! {{{Midnight}}}

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:19:58 +0000

engoys ewr daz-off lettel piggeh! Ai em very shore ew deserbs et!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:09:26 +0000

yu muss has hurr mixted up wib sommedy else… hurr is nebber taht nyce tu me!
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awltho… she does gibes me 10 minnut brakes ebbery now adn agen, adn she does let me scamper arownd inna big pyles ob straw wen ai has no flunkying tu du… adn ai gets tu meet lawts ob lebretees adn stuff…
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Le Vie d’Phlonquais – nawt so bad, akshully…
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mai TORmentor, ai miss hurr… nawt been playing fur days! oh, oh, ware issa mai LCB?
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* scampers off tu play inna big pyle ob straw

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:00:21 +0000

R) rubs mah scalps wif da sof brush, den
S) shampoos mah hairs, be shores tu
T) taks ewr times, caus it feelz very gud. den
U) use porfumed condicshuner tu untangles mah hairs, be shores tu be
V) very jentels, den rinse aut wif very
W) warms waders. Dis aw very
X) xcellent centsory oberlode
Y) your very gud tu meh, ai gibs ew elbentytweny hunder
Z) zolla bill towles!

By: Mmhmm

Mmhmm — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:48:39 +0000

…Osmosis only works with water…its diffusion.

By: lolpigburglar

lolpigburglar — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:46:35 +0000

R) Rabid Weesuls is NAWT a play thing, GP
S) Ssshhh, GP – yu can commint… umm, nebber. hao’s nebber fur yu?
T) Taek teh kittehs tu teh grooming parlour GP – adn donut forget tu collect awl teh floof
U) Unner a big pyle ob straw eh? Otay, yu can has 10 minnut brake. (she does nawt awlways has teh mean)
V) Vertigo? Yu has vertigo? Nebber mind, nao strappety strappety yurself inna taht ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair…
W) “WAAAAAAAAAA”
X) X-Rayted “Guinness Piggeh does Ai Beleebe inna Miwacles” DBD onna sale nao at Hull Cloth
Y) Y, GP? Y yu is awlways so sleepy?
Z) ZOMG! Yu is teh wusrt flunky ai has ebber had! Uff…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:41:39 +0000

Awsum!!!! Conga rats fur yu!
*watches teh lyne uv rodints conga bai*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:40:17 +0000

Yepyep, it iz eh?
Uv corse, eben teh handful in Untaryo iz preddy spred owt, ledalon tohse in teh rest uv teh Grayt Whyte Norf. A cheezmeet reel soon, aifinknotso.
Tu bad.

By: TiannaBanana

TiannaBanana — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:35:50 +0000

Lublee kitteh-print fashuns
Meow-in-teh-box – newest ting!
New kitteh posters wiv fraymes
O …..

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:33:26 +0000

yay!!1 way to go.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:32:54 +0000

hed.
desk.