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b4 transferring, firefoks had 2 locate ur file.
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Comfox-yoolaychuns, carosue awn Xtreemlee funny cawmmint! We haz a 5-way makramay, woohoo!
Wooo! I would dans around, but it iz wunno dose mornings. Can’t find mai glassez, the ‘puter is makin a funni sound lika distant helichopter an da cat is all demandy, but don’t know whut she wants…..
I can steal dis spot? I can has a help?!
My client luvs dis (dis = dah ownly pic on My Pics) – but nawt guud wif english so wants it wif swedish caption. I can maek noo caption – xpt i can not find it on ICHC??!!
Can u help me?? Do u know where to find it? Urgnt. Berry importnt client tew me.
oh lookie i awlreddy got help! ICHC is teh fantasticatz!
eerrr. Dat came out kinda scatalogical, didn’t it. Obvusly I don’ts wurk well undr pressure!
Less skatolojee moar katolojee plxthx!!!!!
ROFLPIMP!!!!!! Scatological!
*wipes eyez*
lol
that’s sooo funny!
hmmmm….
not what to do on the internet….
Pull my finger: you’re doing it wrong!
“transfur” OMG now that’s funny !!!!
All data naow saef
I byte the hand taht feeds me!
oooo focksy babbehs!
OMCC… teh cyootness… teh floofyness… teh littel bebbeh eers… oh noes! ware is mai FCHRG(wdoi)???
*grabs GP an applies FCHRG (wdoi) an sekyoors wif much dukky taype*
Tayke a deep breaf… yu will be otay…
* eyes FCHRG (wdoi) inna mirror…
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lukking gud, GP! Fankies Prysm!
*sashayz up tu deh piggeh
*in a husky voyse:
Hai there, hansum! U kum heer offin?
cweenmj, u r imcorrijablol!
* lukks arownd nerbussly…
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* put awn Faux Moose Stash adn Horibblol Fronsch Ack Scent
Ah, mais oui Madame… je comes ici awl teh thyme… et vous?
*cheks teh boks teh FCHRG 9wdoi) comed in*
Hm mebbe ai shud nawt have yuzed teh wun wif teh drawings taht be screenshots frum Goldin Aje Holliwud moovies, wif, lyk,
Clark Gable n Kafryn Hepburn n tehm… an tehre myte be sum intrests frum sum peeples unnaymed in teh shiney lil moovie reel assessories…
Oops.
* syduls ober tu Prysm…
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Ah c’est une tray byootimuss rainbow coloured Chat…
*elbowz prysa-kitteh owtta deh way.
Skew zay moi, I wuz tempo rairilee dee tained.
Meh shur Le Peegburglur, u ave zhe hansum
mouse tash, non?
I cannot rezisting zhe mous tash.
And zhe FCHRG, eet iz en croy ablol!!
* adjusts Moose Stash adn FCHRG(wdoi) atta jawntee Fronsch Angul
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Ah mais oui… issa Jen-Yu-Win Moose Har tu; Voulez Vous troke it?
err, je means Stroke eet…
*stumblols n falls inna boks uv FCHRG (wdoi), Goldin Aje Holliwud edishun*
Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
*scrambles madlee tu ekskape*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (screem as per Fay Wray in King Kong)
Lemme outta tihs boks befoar ai duz nawt no whu ai iz!
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
*strokez le moose stash.
Ooooo, tray nies!
ummm wat? *wide eyes*
*clims owt uv boks n sits daon, luking (moar) dayzed (taht yuzual)*
* slips onna “Day affer amorrow” FCHRG(wdoi)
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Prysm! Stay dere; ai will comfort yu!
*Moose stash fawlz off in hand.
aaaahhhh… OUI!
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Madame cween… pour vous, j’avez un prezzunt…
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* rummage rummage rummage inna Majikal Floofy Dollar Sign Sack…
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Et… Voila! Un Grande Shinee Shinee Tiara avec Rhine Stones d’chocolat
EEP!! err, ai meen… err… MON DIEU! s’il vous plait, put it back on, PUT IT BACK ON!!!
*pickz up moostash, puts awn a blak FCHRG, twirls bamboo kane dat juest majically appearz awtta thin air, waddles aff intew distance*
*putz on deh moose stash
*at a zhawntee fronch angle
Tray chic! ness paw?
*putz on deh shinee tiara after eeting zhe
*Chokkolat Rhinestonez.
Good nomz!
I zhanking u, mess sur Le Peeg!
mais, mais, mais… maintenant je feels so… nekkid!
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* shakes awf Ack Scent, hides Dollar Sign Sack
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* puts awn Phlonquais clobes adn POOF! LPB vanishes inna puff ob smoke
Otay, lemme see…
FCHRG(wdoi)? Check
Hunnert Dollar Towel? Check
Majikal Floofy Prezunt Sack? * rummage rummage rummage… Check!
ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair? Check
Majikal Kawfee Mayker? * SPLUTTER SPLUTTER WHIZZ WHIRR CLANG CLATTER BANG! Check!
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Nao, iffen LCB asking ware ai has bin awl day, juss sai “GP? sry, nawt seen him AWL dai… muss be off doing Flunky jobs, aifinsko”
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Fankies
…Wut?? ……. wared ee go? ….
*lukz rownd wif disapointingmentz
Wuz it sumthing I sed?
Noaw I haz deh borkt hart.
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But shurlee wii will meeting agin sumday.
*Skipz off wif a happee.
*puts awn nu FCHRG*
*gets stranj ekspreshun awn fayse*
*starts going round luking fur reesentlee dededed hyoomins tu shooting lawng-distens lektroads intu pineal n pituitary glands fur rezurekting*
* puts awn an udder FCHRG adn neerby shooz
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Yu want a chokklit? ai cud eet abowt a milliun adn a haf ob dese!
Otay..:::::size:::… whut es le FCHRG? Ai noze le CHRG, perro noo se el FCHRG… Low scento, perro meh Fran Say noe ees mooo eee bee en.. eh meh Ess Pan Yowl aen’t grates Knee dur…
*findz bawx ob FCHRG lyin arawn putz one awn an admirez self in mirrolol*
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Franklee mai deer aie dawnt gib a cheezburger
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*hastily takes aff FCHRG n putz nudder one awn*
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Comez up n seez mai sumtime n bring cheezburger
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*rips off glub n stiks in pawkit, luks rawn to make sur no one luking puts awn nuther FCHRG*
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I’m sploticus!!!!!
Ce Soir, Nous NOM NOM NOM inna HELL!
Yummy BBQ cheezburger…………
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*looks at masked pinnygig, resists urge to hollar*
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Hi Ho Silber awaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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*parently rezisting is futile*
EEP! Le Borg!
*trais wun awn*
Tehre’s no playse lyk hoem, tehre’s no playse lyk hoem…
*pull awf wif kwikness*
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Where did tehse fings coming frum? *luks at boks again* Iz blurred, but it saying d’B… sumfing… Labs…
u better be carefuls, prysma…
those r the werds taht u says when ur invisibul…
mom he’s touching me!!
does this smell funny? taste it and tell me if it went bad …
needz maor salt n definitly a good wash…
pleh pleh
cyoot bebeh fockses – if ai had ne braynes left after teh this little piggy picshoor splort yesterdai- ai’d splort agin
*grabs dukky taype*
*taypee taypee teh hed ober teh CHRG n baving cap*
*yuzes so much taype ai luks lyk teh invisbul man… sept nawt a man… an him nawt yuze rainbow-coloured dukkytaype*
*breaves sigh uv releef*
Tu splorts in wun moarning wud be berry berry bad fur braynes, aifinkso!
Otay, naow open….wider…..o mai, dis toof is a liddle looze, itz gonna hafta come owt.
is teh focks named Hermie?
hez nao gud at payntin tois butt hez an eggselent dentist
MAWM, he iz touching me
an I am biting him
Ohai two_kittehs. Did u git teh picher eye sent tu u?
yesh I jus saw it
tribble is berry cute!
Dentist sayz, U need to brush ur teefs, srsly, man
An doan fergit tu floss!!
Fooot in mawf yer doing it…… differently
Wun wai 2 maek ur brudder shut up – put ur paw in himz mouf.
rhsb how iz Uz dis Mondai?
Ohai, 2_k.
Ai purty mush still teh sayme. Saw teh lolyer Frydai an hur iz sendin a lettur 2 hubbeh’s lolyer, axkin 4 a settlolmint oar wii r gonna subpoena himz bank rekordz.
Hao r u?
I ar gud, I ar moving, fur shure now.
Ur moovin? Wehre 2? Wehn? Whai?
Ai feelz sowwy 4 u. Ai haets moovin. Izza payne inna butt.
I moving to Upstate NY, hubcat has nu jawb offah
in Decembeh, moving is much pleh, I agreez
ohai 2k, I lefted u a message teh otter day abowt this.. sowry u has to move. I fink I bemember u said u didn’t want to… but maybee u’ll meet some nice peeples in teh noo plase? Hope it all goes well… wot an inconvenyant time to move tho, in the holiday seeson! We will be shure to tell Santa where u wented.
Going to deh snow country in wintah!
Akshully I not minds going to a nu place so much
It is deh moving of deh furnishoors, packing an unpacking that
the process of moving that I no likee
did U send me an emeow?
noes, I just lefted a commint for u on another thred… now can’t remember which one.
Yesh, teh packing and sorting, not sew grate.
But settling in2 teh noo place, I always liked that part! Arranjin furnichures.. dekorating.. I liek that stuff.
don’t worry bout it
an fanks fur deh gud wishes!
I needs dem
Oh noes, a faux paw!
Taaaa dum
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ROFL
Glad to be bak in cheez-land. It wuz a verreh stranj weekend! Fur those hoo misst it, I got marreed suddenly on Fryday. Mah noo huzbind was verreh sik and needed lyfe-saving meddykal treetmintz but is nao rekuperayting in horspital. *big sigh* Wuz a rolleykoaster uv a week.
Aym lukking forward to a return to normulsea, or klose to it. Fanks to teh cheez-peeps fur awl yor support!
Wow! Taht issa Rollolcoaster! Hope yur noo Huzbin is otay… mussa bin QUITE teh hunneemoon!
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{{{gremlin adn huzbind}}}
No hunneymoon so far. No weding ring eeither, no tyme fur that! Hez still in teh horspital, will be fur a few moar days . . .
ohai Gremlin!!
we can’t give u a hunnymoon, but we can give u a shower!
Is there a time Toosday or Wed. that u can be here?
And shower, itz not literul.
I promiss will confiscayte the seltzer bottlol from Maus.
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl! I will be heer in offix tomorry (Tues) deffynatley. I haz teh meetings in teh mornink, but I culd be here on ICHC fur teh 3 pm LOL (3 pm EST) if that wuld wurk. I do nawt no at this poynt abowt teh rest uv teh week. That awl depenz on Mr. G’s schedule!
okays, tomorrow TOOSDAY teh 21st, at 3 pm EST, or 9 am cheeztime u comes back and we give u a partee!!
*starts making list of partee ‘freshmints, games and stufflikethat*
*runs off wif a happy*
I wil see yoo ther!
how iz deh blushing bride?
How is deh nu hubbeh? doing bettah?
{{{{gremlin}}}}
De blushing bryde is doing fyne! Wuz a lonely wedding nite, tho. I tuk heem to emerginsea room – they tuk him frum ther in ambulanz to Hershey Med Ctr. I wuz on ICHC Friday nite tellin teh cheez-peeps abowt it. (On teh “Well, THIS was a waste of my climbing abilities” LOL.)
Wuz afeerd he mite dy on meh
but it luks nao lyke he wil liv! 
Abdominal abscesses ar shrinking, mebbe no surgery this week. But they will haz to do major surgeries when he is bedder. He will be owt uv commishun fur 6 to 8 weekz after teh surjery. Gud noos is he will liv! An nao, after 22 yeerz uv dayting, we is fynallee teh marreed!
that must has been quite scary fur Uz
Iz gud to knoz himz getting bettah
I iz sending boff of Uz healing thots
and hopez himz has a speedy recovery!
Concats on deh wedding, after Mr Gremlin
gets bettah we shud has a parteh fur Uz on ICHC
wid shrimpz an such!
Uh – did sumwun say shwimps!?
Fankyoo fur teh gud thots. Mr. G. is doing beddur. Ay just wunt to bring heem hoem soon . . .
frum Ur keebored to ceeleng cat’s ears
dear gremlin, u n hubbeh r in my thots n prayers-sending u both health n happitaylness!
Fankyoo, Kayjoy. We apprechiates yor thots n prayers!
put yer paw wear yer mouf is!
Ohai awl!!
just wanted to let u noes taht me am fine!!
skool iz pretty buzy though.. *sigh*
i gotz sum ob teh cheezpeepz msgz and iz bery fankful to tehm!!
itz hard to write lolspeak rite naow cauz habnt been here for a while
I MISSED U AWL SHOO MUCHLIES!!! *hugz*
We misst yoo too! {{Hashim}} Is hard to be away frum cheez-land, I noes it! Studdy hard, tho, an do gud in skool! Is berry important.
*Kumz running and skidding tu a stop.
*hedbonkz and purringz
Hai!!! I bsew glad tu seeing u!
Wii unnerstandz bowt skool keeping u bizzy.
{{{{Hashim}}}}
ohai cweenmj, howes ur hed from hedbonkz? also heered fru da grapviney
dat u an da piggy be connodoldodoling awound. himz bery hansom wif
mush tash?!?
Ah, wee. *sigh*
such a hansum piggeh!
I b zhe fool fur zhe moose stash!!
* flicks thru lolFronsch – lolSpeak dikshunree…
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“connodoldodoling”… non! je ne comprendes pas “connodoldodoling” – s’il vous plait to be slpaining?
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Merci boocoo
ohai lpb.
I fink in ingrish, itz ‘canoodling’.
Here’s wot I found online at merriam webstur:
Main Entry: caยทnooยทdle
Pronunciation: \kษ-หnรผ-dษl\
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): caยทnooยทdled; caยทnooยทdling \-หnรผ-dliล, -หnรผ-dษl-iล\
Etymology: perhaps from English dialect canoodle, noun, donkey, fool, foolish lover
I finkso we alreddy has a donkey so u must be… teh last thing? oh my. I don’t fink dat’s wut serendipties ment.. in common yoosage, it just means foolin around, i thot.
Ah Merci, ma petit skwirrlgrrl…
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Oui, j’avez un can ob noodles avec cweenmj – c’est vrai!
we awl misseled u tew, hashim. ai don’t talky on heer mush, mosly jus read,
but injoy reading ur stuff.
ohai hashim!! glad to seez yoo, we misses yoo becawz yoo are alwayz teh funny an a very gud cheezfrend, an we wurriez too! gud luck wif skool an wurk hard!
{{{hashim}}}
ohai hashim … very good to hear from you. Come by when you can, but we here at d’Beaker Laboratories understand the importance of school. We do miss your comments!!!
“Ouch Charlie, that really hurt!”
Oh my! I has a happitail!!1! Ai dinnt eggspeck dis! Cattails iz mi!
Yay! Conga rats!
10 Q prysma-kitteh!
“Iz Paw stil in der? Maw sez u all kwyit coz Paw jumpded daown yr frote fur bin norti.”
LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOL!
I am amused.