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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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want
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did ai menshun want?
Ai fink u did!
Wevver u wanted to or nawt.
just wanted to be shoor
Kitteh just wants to plai wif new frend… yah, dat’s it, just wants to plai…
burdie wud like u to define ‘plai’
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
taht kommint goes gud wiv yur abatar!
A Bat arrrr… iz dat a pirate vampire?
Birdie skerred uv ghostie kitteh?
dis nawt what kitteh’s face iz tellsing us.. needz bettehr kapshun :<
Glass iz in teh wai
STN!!!
Smug burd is smug
Smug burd is saef, aifinkso.
Iz a sitting duv
dove(?) smuggles file to prizon kitteh
burd kitteh of alcatraz!
STOOPY WINDOW!
Birdie nonshuhlantlee mox teh kitteh.
seben wai tye!
No wants to hurt birdie. Just wants to hugs hims, and kiss hims and names him George. No really, is true. Why you laugh?
if ya can stop drooling while ya say dat………….it’ll help.
Yeah, an put down teh silberware.
and take that napkin offa yer neck, we can tell it’s not a bandanna.
and put way ketsup und mossturd
burd is very fresh. u shud not need ketchup.
only
some nipa few fresh herbs and maybee a nise keeantee….An sum fava beens.
Ennywun notis dey nawt noze haow tu kownt da commintz? sed 6 nd wuz 7waiz macrame. oh, wel, letz awl goze tu sillibrate . did ebreewun noze wair awn da map iz cheezland? go luk.
dey stoald mai shuz agen. x:
Probbly cauz WP iz still finking when dey kawnt. Anit nawt haz awl teh commintz postered yet when dey kownt.
well, itz great fun to go sillibrate. ai wuz just getting reddy to leave werks and the new LOL popped up and ai gotz to post a commint. 7-way macrame is grate. maybe is time to celebrate wif a cool drink o’somefing. take yer pick, eberybuddy.
given this day…..Long Island Iced Tea, with optional diving board installed.
oof. wun ob thoze dayz, huh?
kin we has sum pi? ai needz to kum up wif lawts uv teh kindz uv pi (an uther rownd deserts) yu sees at fambly reyooyuns (ime writin a lessun plan abowt pi and fambly reyooyuns)- pleez halp, and thank yu!
Applol pi
bloobarree pi
Cheezkake
D…
Dakotah bufflo beer pi (izza potpi)
Elderberry pi
Fig pi
Gooseberry pi
H…
Huckleberry pi
Ice creem pi
Jello Pudding pi
K…
Key lime pi
Lemming mergangie pi
Mincemeats pi
N…
Key lime pi
Lemon meringue pi
Macaroon cookies? (nawt a pi, tho)
N..
Killer diller chonklit pizza
lemon chifon pi wif
Merang
n…..
Nutty pekanese pi
OMCC Hershey pi
Punkins pi
Q…
kweschunabul pi
rhubarb pi
S…
Saur creem raisons pi
Turkee pi
unkooked peachee pi
vanilla pudding pi
W…
heavy but delishiious pi
Ice cream pi
Jam-filled
K…
how bowt we divert in2 2 lists and make this one… martoonies! as in:
Lemming pi martoonie
Mudslide pi martoonie
Neerly all martoonie and no pi martoonie….
U see where I’m hedded wif this?
yer hedded down ter martoonie isle…
Onlee strate martoonie
Pi martoonie
Quite-large martoonie
Ridididiculusly DEEP martoonie
STRONG martoonie
There ya go!
U got it now.
Very much wanting martoonies!
Touch-uv-pi martoonie
Umbrella-in-it martoonie
V…
concord grape pi….um, ai haz mai aunt’s recipe…it’s wonderlicious!
IZ DAT DA ONE WHERE YOU HAZ TEW PEEL DA GRAPES ?
MAD DAT ONCE- TOOK FOREBER !
WUZ BERI GUD, DOH
Now dark chocolate doves, I like.
My, whut big eyes you haf, kitteh.
I mean, whut big eyes u haz, kitteh.
Holy damn, ghost kitteh!
beeg eyez & bery kyoot pinky noes. ai wantz kitteh!
fobidden luv!!
bet dis kitteh haz kyoot pinky splortable toesies tew.
Gud fing can nawt sea dem. CCC is borked frum awl teh splorting yesturday
Kitteh sez: “Ai liekz mah Fansee Feest inna can – jus teh way teh godz intendid.”
Much tidier thet way.
LOL nightshayde!
Uncaring burd…flaunts his freedom. Less hope kitteh duz not get revenge…
bird iz unsuzpekting…kitteh kan brake thru windo!
Wutta pane, dis separation……………………..
*FAYSEPAW*
oops, didunt meen tu shout.
*luuks embarrased*
poooor kitteh
aching wif instinctual desire
oh, teh gut-renching pain of Unhaveable Want
Y du we alwaiz wunt wut we cannot has???
Teh Birdeh noes dat teh kitteh be wantin him. He r secret agent birdeh
Teh burd kitteh of Alcatraz?
Poor cat! Sucks for him! hahahahaha
*sings* soo cloosee… but still yet faaarrr
tee heez
sawng from teh movie enchanted xD
Poar kitteh! i pityz u
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hai