Twinkles immediately
Twinkles immediately regretted complaining that McDonald’s didn’t have crowns like Burger King
picture: Tyler. lol caption: Laffin
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Can have cheezburger wif does friez?
W00t, w00t!! Serendipity gotz deh tawp spawt awl bai her/him(?) sef!!
I duz a liddlol happee dans fur U!
*dansee dansee!
ok,here.*throws cheezburger in serendipty’s face*
serendipty said “can i have cheezburger wif does fries”, so i gave serendipty 1
catches cheezburger wif floofy pawz, luks around, no one watshing, noms cheezburger qwickly.
sayz “fank you bery mush” as she woddlez away cleening her wiskers.
your welcome.
Iz McDun.. McDom… da archy plase. Dey *nebber( get chesseburger order riyt!
ROFLMAO
“No I would nawt like fries widdat.”
I can haz fries if yu dun wannem?
Supersize… I nawt haz dat
I do!
nevermind.
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oh. U ment deh friez.
*giglol*
……LOL!
Ohhai pk!! I saw awl deh de-splortifying u did on deh widdlol piggeez LOL. U shud b berry prowd uv yersef!!!
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Ai did nawt want ennywun feeling lyk nobudy notised tehy splorted, iz awl. *shrug* An it wuz kwiet enuff, wifout having teh peeps taht WERE heer awl splorted!
It b a gud thing mai hed wuz kwazzyy glude wen i passing frew dere, oar I wud hav had a splort, tuu.
Yup, I gibs ewe da shinee, silberee, big hart award ob kindness fer all yer work on th splort recubbary ward. Just don let LCB see it, or tayk it into da lyte…
Cween size obviously
It wudn’t be so bad, but teh box woz empty.
Oliver Stone… I hates him.
…for making “W”…
burfday fairy promises taht hur party hats are much kooler tahn dis!! HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noobiefrenz, lurkurz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! burfday fairy iz sorry she’s late, bin sleeping off herz allerjy medisine. anyway, heer are tasty homemaed burfday cakes, fizzy frooty punch, cool party hats taht are poynty an shiny an haz pmpoms on tehm, goodie bags wif kandees, toy watches wif liddle rolly-ball mazes in tehm, bownsy balls tath lite up wen tehy bownse, an sparkly kitteh stickers!!
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Faireez git allergeez?? hoo gnu??
Allerjees tu pixeedust??? Aihopenawt!
fairies aer alergic to lolen – a mysteeeeeerius substance dat ownli groes in de absense ob lols. It iz impi… impere… vital dat faeries carry lotsa lols tu plant in such areas tu prevent lolen from groeing there.
YAY!!!!!! {{{LAFFIN}}} Ur lol maed it tew front paeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
howz about a double cheezburger…dats eben betteh,
Stakes an Shakes dubbl stakeburgerz wif extree pikkles!! An wif jumbo fronch friez and wif strawberris milkshakes!!!
Mmmmmm
I haz a hungree nao.
Oh Hai Dave wif deh splortalishuz Dr. Tinycat!! i hazn’t seeinged u in a wylez. i b deh nagging pursun tryin tu gitting ebbreywun on dhe map. Fur u i make dis short adn sweet. go heer:
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
(Thankz BluesFan473!)
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Den rite tu mii at cweenmj@gmail.com telling mii ur ICHC name and ur
lokayshun.
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Den see ur marker (adn all deh uzzerz) at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Cheez!!!
Too all beef patties, chek.
Speshul saws, chek.
Lettise, chek.
Pikkles, chek.
Hold da onyunz (bad for kitteh), chek.
Sessee seed bun, chek.
hai, wayt!
*WHEREZ DA CHEESE?!*
Betweenz da lessit an da pikkles, least ina jingley fum da kamershls fum da sebenties…
tankz cweenmj, you dans bery well indeed.
Oh, here u are down heer! *whispurrz* if u klikz on deh “reply to this comment” in deh commint box, it keepz deh conversashun tugezzer. Uzzerwize, thingz tend tu git awl kunfuzzilated.
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Tankz! Dansing b wun uv mai favoritest things.
tankz, i didn’t realize dat.
Itz ok. U b gnu, ifinkso! itz awlwayz nice to habbing deh noobeez. If u haz ennee kwestyunz just asking. sumwun (awlmost) awlwayz anserz.
Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee!
*klinkee glasses.
Cheez!!
yumm chokklit martoonee, i nebber haz one b4. you beez bery kind,
aifinkso. i also lieky dans. iz faborite ting tew dew.
****klinkeez glassez wif cwenmj****
Welkomings!!! Yu finded teh bestest playce awn teh hole interwebs tu be!
i noes, i luvs dis place…sometiemz i jus read an read. bery fun.
fanks for the welkoming. i apr…appro..appreciate, yeh dats it!
Iz fun tu reed ebryfing. Iz eben moar fun tu be in awn teh sillehness. *giglol*
iz a drunkin kittehs lampshade hat.
Hay u eated mah fryes
I wants ta talk tu manajer
Twinkles has a vexed.
Fri king kiteh sez: Needs moar cheezburgrs wiff de fryez!
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii
wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding
dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2
protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment
if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a
cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will
putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer
da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Ohai, mai {{{{{cween}}}}} ai wuz finking( oops, danjrus!) dat wif su menny cheezmeetz goingz awn we mite shud hab a samij shawp sumwair awn JCH4 Blvd, problee bai da pi stawl. awl doze cheez nd meetz goingz tu waist uvvurwize. dont noze hoo wud be gud fur oanur nd staph. maibe we cud taik apple cashunz?
Gud ebening, MaiLady!! Datz a gud idea. mebbe Guiness Piggeh kud run it. He duzn’t seem tu have enneefing tu due, pour deer. Adn u noez, idlol pawz b deh debilz werkshop.
*Snert*
Ohai serendipity! Conga rats on nawt second spot! I haz happi fur u!
fank you bery mush…iz hard tew get past annipuss…she mus be sleepin.
serendipity! concats on ur naught second. I has to ask you..do you rekog…reg…know hu I am? is ur name bai any chance hasmik?
no, ai doant know ifen ai knowz u….i naut hasmik doh….i gril/woeman/
fem fatalley in Ohaio. or maebe i jus fatally femininine.
oh *embarrassed* Iz sorri fur duh misteak. Iz just that won of mah friends always uzes dat name. Glad to hab talked to you though, you is berry funneh. =)
Yay Laffin iz mah heeero! uv course, ah arreddi noes ur 2 funneh 4 wurds, an dis lolz uv urs wuz arreddi in mah faves. it iz 2 kewl tho 2 see it on de berri front paje! ai haz major happi today
ohai spike!! nice tew seez yew online!! did yew enjoi our beautimous day???
I agree with Twinkles!!
mah brane
it iz fried
& even a liddul salty….
duz u wanting sum ketchupz fur dat?
do you means “catsup”
aww dis pic gives me a sad =(
yes, we awl lamentz teh fackt taht teh hyoomen uv dis kitteh is unedjumacated as to teh fackt taht McDonasks yoozes fake fryes and awl sortz uv unhelfy addins to tehir foodstuffz… seryuslee tho- whu puts flower in teh potater fryes? iz nawt plezunt fore teh peeps wif food allergickness (an besides, Purplol turtlol (ore yer frendlee lokallee owned burger joynt) has better burgers)…
laffin, for dis i owes you 10 hotdogs! lol !
OMG!! Thats hillarious (would u like anything to drink with that?) Thank mew plz pull around….
Also being named “Twinkles”.
the poor baby. that’s the look of sad
Whee! Congratchewlayshuns, Laffin!!!
Eksellent capshun. If kitteh didn’t want to eat friez, kitteh could haz to wear them instead! LOL.
Oh noez! XD I haz a happi! I wantz hat leik Twinkles.
LOL
Ma humans went to Mickies and all I get wuz dis stuped hat.
cute