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yay fer annipuss’s….would dat be annipii? Like octopus an octopi?…. nawt sekkund. Elebenty seventh nawt sekkund. ^_^
*arooga arooga pedant alert*
It nawt be octopi. It be octopodes awr octopuses. It nawt be Lattin wurd, it be Greke wurd (oktopous).
Oh starling!! Ai just luvs it wehn yoo speek pedant to us! *gigglolz*
YEsh, I get mai edjamakashun here on ICHC! Its the REALOL higher edjamacashun!!
yep. here on ichc we can has both
pet antics
and
pedantics
.
lucky us
ROFL
ROFFLE, WAFFLE, PWN CAKE SAUCE
Ai always thort two octopus togever were octopi. Was ai rong? O.o
there’s always some sucker who’ll fall for it…
But ai aer nawt Greek oar latin. Ai aer Ingerlish!
An dere iz ownlee wun uv me.
Otay, hoo sed “fank CC”? Kum awn, Ai aer waytin…..
*taiks deep bref*
….
*breeves owt agane*
I wanna libs.
An think annipuss haz set an absloloot rekord.
.
Tho we hav had menee grate Nawt Fursters! Ambercat, Tribble, Cookie’s Human, Maus. . .hoo else??? If sumwun had HYOOOJ amounts ov taim . . .LOL!!
Otay… plz furgivs… ai just cannawt rezist poynting owt… tihs nawt being plural NEway… tihs being a possessive… *slinks awf in shayme n barasment*
Oh, ai fink u has owt-pedantiked starling!!! (ackshully, ai fort teh same fing, ai is known for bein a beyotch abowt teh grammer an teh spellin at werk).
Ai fort teh same fing 2, but ai diddunt wanna be dublee pedantik!
>whispers in p-k’s eer<
“ai is member uv apostrophee reassinement squad. tihs is pet peeve”
Oh, ai noes how dat feels – a wuz in teh car yesterday an went past a night club called “lions den” an ai had to be fizzikally restrained from goin ober to teh bilding an puttin an apostrophee in.
theres a place neer mai haus that has been “hat’s blocked” for thirty yeers until resently..
has u recently ackwired a spare apostrophee by enny chance?
I kalls spare apostrophees “rampant apostrophees”.
Tehy r offishully known as grocer’s apostrophees refurring to teh signs taht read
‘Apple’s $1.49′
*quietly goes back to blogging*
Ai lubs teh combinashun ob grocer’s apostrophees adn quotashun marks, as in
Yes, we have “kumquat’s”
i want 2 B, under teh C, in an octopussy’s garden…..
heee!
lil’uns song ftw!
Ai wants sum cookie with mai milk. Not sum milk with mai cookie.
Yiss, cookiez shud be crunchee, nawt soggee
soggee means ai can’t bite mai cookie, it mooshes between mai teefs. Do not want mooshed cookie teef!
Milk wiv crums – nawt so grate, akchully
crums cauz me to coff wen theys in mai milks *nods all wise-like*
sawry, kitteh. yur cooky nawt tehr. ai eeted it.
mai liitle boi zeekie shares milk wif me laik tihs, ai just has to remember to offer him teh glass onse in a whyle…
Kitteh is try to makes teh choklit milk.
oh, sillee hooman, iz gonna fish owt ma hairz! here! nao yuz can drinks teh milk, cry baby!
*snerk*
*giglol*
hides mouf wif floofy paws
giggol
Ai wunner haow lawng b4 teh carpit needz cleenin!
ai votes for fiiiive minnits
Maybee about wun minnit after teh pikchoor wuz taken!
Ai wif JCH4K – if it moar tahn a minnit, ai being berry suprized.
dat kar pet alredddy needs kleenin. teenybopper junque allober teh playce!
Sackly – is so much junk unner dat bed, tehr’s hardly any room for teh dust bunnies!
Ai dunno – teh stuff unner teh bed R pretteh neet, akshulee!
eben ted stak ob pron mags!
Aw noes, no reech into glass, it ovaflow
Mah leetle boy (OK, nawt so leetle) askeded me if he kud dunk hims kookie in hims tee! Ob corse he kud! Taht wat kookies be for!
OH yes!! Tee iz far bedder tahn milk fur dunking!! Speshullee teh choklit biscotti!!
Ohno; jinjah biskits R best for tee – in mai fambly tehy is knoen as “Mishun Biskits” cos it is teihr mishun in lyf to be dunkd in tee!
An teh bourbon biskits is best for teh cawfee. Oar, for owr aunty podeean frenz, teh TimTam – u bites teh ends awf an sucks teh cawfee froo teh middlol. Yesh, is gross, but – ohso yummy!
Rich tea r best for tea of cors! I duno wat iz good for coffee, me no lyks coffee!
Dunkin Rich Tea be an artform. Dunk it slaitly 2 lawng and u hab haf a bikkit in ur hand and teh otha haf is in ur tee.
Uh-oh, kitteh should have bedder kookee manger before him go on webby-sites.
Mai cukkee iz awl wet naow, ai cahn haz anodder wun pleez?
Hay cheezfrends, iz aneewun elze havin porblems wif de porfilez? ai cahnt akcezz myne oar aneewun elzez eivver
Ai can get to myn ok but Ai kno odder peeps has had problums wiv teihr profyls. Hashim got lokked owt ob his for a week or mor! But wen he got bak in, it wus awl still tehre, nuffink was lorst
otay,tank u ambercat. ai haz a sad cauz ai getted de emayos dat ai hab noo frend rekwests butt ai cahnt get 2 mai porfyle 2 akcept dem
can u sneeking in deh bak door by going tu wun uv deh sub paiges? wen mai profile wuz akting up, I kud sneeking in dat way.
try :
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-bluesfan473/friends
.
u shud riting tu deh Cheezmeisterz tu letting dem noez wut problemz u
b habbing.
nope, ai cahnt eben bee sneakin inn dat wai, nawt fru de linkee in de emayos eivver. Ai wil tri writin 2 de cheezmeister ai guezz.
Ken u not loggin in? or not seeing deh pages? oar bof?
Kuz I kin seeing ur pages. Dey b dere.
cweenmj – duz u see ded pages? Bruce – u dere?
wen ai tri clikkin awn de mai profile button it tinks fer a minit den ai gits a IE error mezzage dat it cahnot displai de paige. Ai cahn go 2 ur blog cweenmj bai clikin awn ur bloo naim butt aneewun who haz dere bloo naim linkeed 2 dere cheezprofile paige, ai gits de saim error mezzage. Iz sew sad
*sigh* i duzzn’t know wut tu telling u.
I b on deh wifi now and it awl werkingz fine.
.
wen I b connected wif mai hugheznet, sum pagez givving
mii deh error messig wen I b in IE oar just a white page if
i b in Fyrefawkz. Den I kin seeing mai profile paige but
not awl mai fre list pagees, and sum peepz pofiles b dere
and sum not. It b berry berry strainge.
O wel, ai haz reported de problem 2 de hed-cheezez, wii wil see wat happenz. Haz been fer de past 2 dais dat ai haz dis problem, ai haz nawt had anee trubble befoar dat. Tank u fer trine 2 hep *shmoos*
Hedcheez (sort of liek Spam maed by boyling pigs’ heads) – DO NOT WANT!!!
I bin finking that I wuz missing Hashim. Warez he bin?
Skool, skool, hoemwerk, moer skool, fytin Qasim for pooter tym..and thru Ramadan an Eid he had teh fambly stuffs too. He pops in, wen he can, but Ai miss him too
Ai finks hims bin playin’ WoW tew muchly. Mebbe hims can has intervenshun?
Ai wunnering if tehy trying tu fiks whateber be borked in teh profiles taht keeps sum peeps frum reeching tehm at awl…
Hurro? Ennybuddy else heer?
*tumbleweed*
Ai iz… otterwize, seeming preddy kwiet. Ai feeling lyk mebbe, ai missing sumfing… lyk mebbe a lyf…
Ai’m heer, avoydin teh howsewerk
Bestest fing tu duing wif howsewurk, aifinkso.
Yesh, deffinitlee. Altho it has a nasty way ob sneekin up awn u. Shud we liven fings up a bit wiv a small luncheon partee? Ai’m heer in mai jeenz an beeeeg pink swetshurt from Nantucket (it says “Nantucket” awn teh front an eberyfing) an sox. An ai’s waitin for teh oven to heat up so ai can hav sum lunch. It will be Scampi an maybee – becaws it is Sunday – ai will has a nice glass ob Sohvinyon Blonk to go wif it. Wut u ladees up to?
Iz still brekkyfast tyme heer… mebbe cheezee omelet wif ham in it? N sum nilla erl grey tee, aifinkso… Ai still in mai jammies, akshully creem flannel nee-lengf niteshirt wif tabbehs n torties awl ober it (printed awn it ai meen, ai nawt having tortie rite nao
) n gray fleece shawl ober it coz we having cold.
Ai is in swet pants, BIG sox, T-shert, lawng-sleeved top, smawl fleese and a big fleese! An mai hayr scrood up awn teh top of mai hed cos Ai hasn’t woshd it todai. Hmm, dunno wot to has fur lunj an is neerly 2 orlreddy! Mite has to do som woshingup, so Ai can do som cukkin and has som lunj! Awl seems a bit too mush effert – mite juss go bak to bed, insted!
Sowns liek a day to cawl Nominoes Pizza!
Oenlee if tehy taeks IOU’s – no pennees in mai perse; AI resisted temptayshun wen teh Asda-laydee offered me cahsbak an sed “No fankyu; Ai oenlee spend it awn sweetees an shiny fing£ Nawqwt taht tehre’s enneefink rong wiv taht…..!
Wut else wud u spend it awn? Vejtabuls? *laffs hysterickly*
Ai kno; Ai is juss delayin teh inevitubble
Delaying teh eet-vejetabuls ?
Ai haz been shoppin, gettin lunsh reddee an nommin it. Naow Ai aer reddee 2 plai!
ai finishing mai work dai waiting for mai releef to come in, an willhead home soon to go beddie bai
ai hads a disasteruss root kanal on Fri. am an am not a happee kitteh rite nao…
Ohno! Oh, taht being abslootlee pleh-skwared.
{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}
{{mugglemary}} hop u feelz bedder.
Ugh – root kanal – DO NOT WANT. In fact, dentists – DO NOT WANT. Hab sum pain killers an a bottle ob strong likker ob ur choice, anna floofy blankie, anna jonny depp moobie awn teh teevee. i wud send u choklit too, but dat prolly why u gotted teh root kanal in teh first place. Hopefully dat will make u feel a bit bedder.
fang kew ebberywun! ive had two others on back teefs, but tihs wun on front toof an new dentist an ai will nebber go backs two taht dentist becaws she hurted me – snuggles deep in floofy blanky, finds morfeen drip, drains bottle of grain alkeehol –
siggggghhhhhh johnny…….
Mai daddeh bited his dentist wunce – he claims wuz nawt on porpoise, but ai has mai dowts. Remember – if teh dentist hurtz u, u can hurt teh dentist rite back!
An if yu seecrutly fansee yur dentist (lyk Ai do)…?
Eet plentee uv sweeties!
Ai finks wii shud awl go ober tew mugglemary’s adn maek a fort
(NOE BOYZ ALLOWD) wif owr jammies awn adn cubber up wif sawftee blankies adn hab fuds adn drinkies adn Jonny Depp moobies adn nawt come owt until MM’s toofums feel awl bedderer. Aifinkso ai dew.
Yay! Ai iz DERE!
Ai bring sordid aminlols maed uv dark, milk, and/oar white choklit fur nibblings.
(unfortunately, I’m actually here, not there, procrastinating because interviews with eating disorder patients are fascinating to type but a lot less fun than cheezfrenz and my kittehs *sigh*)
U must bein in constint term oil wif deh fudz wii tawkz bowt heer and pashuntz wif nomming disorderz… side note: how kin nomming b a disorder?
Iz mainlee anorexia (nawt able tu eet much atawl, an can end up basikly starving teh self), or bulimia (lyk anorexia wif sum binges uv eeting n tehn frowing it up ).
.
Me, ai lyk fud. Ai enjois eeting. Mebbe lil tu much (luks at tummy roofully). But can kind uv unnerstand sum uv teh fings taht driving tehm tu it. Ai nibbling tu much chokklit whyle typing tihs stuffs, aifinkso.
.
Back soon, gotta go tu stoar. Sean having berry berry soar toof taht getting remooved Toosday, an ai having to get moar soft fuds him duz nawt has to chew. *sigh* Him in berry bad pain awlatiem from him back, eben wif scerry pain meds, an teh eggstra pain be tuff. Iz hard seeing sumwun yu luving, hurting so much. Aneeway, back soon. {{{cheezfrenz}}}
ohfanksew tew all hoo were in teh jammie fort wif me an ohahtahgoosiam. ai guess teh morfeen drip an grayn alkeehol did teh job. ai came outta mai fog a cuppla times to heer mr depp sayin sumthin bout rum, but didn reelize all yoo were tehr!!!
Ambercat, ai hates to tell u dis, but u has just told elebenty billyun peeplols on teh interwebs dat u fancies ur dentist. Ai fink is nawt so “seecrutly” NEmore.
Ah, but unless he reeds tihs, its still seecrut form him!
Enny dentists heer??? Speshully Ambercat’s?
*runs awai fastfastfast*
Ooh, Mugglemary, I feeels fur yu. I bees a vetrin uv teh root canal warz an I wooden wish dem on ennybuddy (well, maybe on sum scary peeps, but never on a cheezfren)!
Hopes yu be feeling betterer soon.
{{{{{{{{{{Mugglemary}}}}}}}}}}
ackshooly, is due to trauma, nawt chokklit.
still trauma, ackshooly
awwww {{{mugglemary}}} feel betterz!
ooh, owchie {{{mugglemary}}} hope it feelz beddr soon.
i had root canal gone rong wunse, but wuznt dr. tinydentist’s fawlt. teh root wuz all bendy wher it wuznt supposed to be bendy. my regulolar dr. tinydentist wuz doin teh root canal, had to stop cawz teh root wuz bendy, pakked teh hole up wif liddle bitty cotton pellets an sent me home, to go to teh speshulist dr. tinydentist teh next day. wuz weerd, tryin to sleep wif a hole in my mowf pakkd wif tiny cotten pellets.
Ai wunt dat glass!!!11!! Berry kewl!!
ai looks not unlaik jar jar binks wif teh sticky owty lips an ai has teh chippy munck cheeks an one aii swollen shut,,,,an am wundering hoo to soo…
Hoo to soo, hoo to soo, hmmmm.
mebbee
Abominablol dentist
Bad dentist
Cwappee dentist
Damded dentist
E…
Ebil dentist
FAIL dentist
Grim dentist
Horbul dentist
I…
Extreemly nawt nice dentist
Failed-teh-final-eggsam dentist
Gravelee underskilled dentist
Horriblol dentist
I…
oopsie…
Insufficiently skilled dentist
Just nawt gud enuff dentist
Killah dentist
Lemme-owta-heer dentist
M…
Incomptent dentist
Joke-uv-a-dentist, nawt funneh
Krool dentist
Lacking-in-skills dentist
M…
Oh, prysma-kitteh, ai finkin dere be an ekko in heer! U an ai is doin teh same fing at teh same time!
Mugglemary hurtin dentist
Nawty (an nawt in a gud way) dentist
Oberpaid dentist
P…
Pleh dentist
Quack dentist
R….
rottin dentist
silly dentist
turrible dentist
u…
Unkind unfeelin unconsiderate (yars ai noes) dentist
Very bad dentist
Will u get dat fing owta mai mowf dentist!
X…
X-crooshiating dentist
Yu-need-a-nu dentist
Zap-tihs-dentist wif menny menny volts uv lektrisitee
Ai wuz finking ‘Sweeney-Todd-trained-dentist’…
Rotton, ruff, repulsiv, reprehensibul dentist (sowree, cud nawt desyde)
Sadistic dentist
T…
Tihs purrformance uv “yu nawt-sekkund… oh no, ai insist, yu nawt-sekkund… no, no, ai cud nawt finking uv it, plz tu go nawt-sekkund…” brot tu yu bai teh gud peeps uv Cheelnad an teh hole alfamabet.
Gimme hi-five!
*hi-5s martoonie*
*misses coz lolling tu hard*
*trais again*
Uze guize krakk mii up!!
O.o Yu needing krazy-glu?
*pourz krazy glu awl over hed.
Fankz. Now I b splort-proof.
*luks in dikshunaree*
Splort-proof: myfficul state uv being immyun tu cyootness uv eben teh cyootest uv teh cyoot. Frenz du nawt letting frenz luking at cyootness wif insuff…imsu… nawt enuff purrtekshuns eben if teh fren insists s/he being splort-proof.
Myficlol?? U fink dis myfiklol?
*nokkz on hed wif kanukklolz*
*Klonk! klonk!*
nuffing git fru deh deh kwazzee gluu.
mmm….. itz OREO!! dat hapns 2 meh evre now n den… den da cooky all soggy n mushy!! oh welz……..
Sillee Hewmin putz
millk inz summfeeng nawt a boal
2 distrakktz Kitteh
Summfeeng nawt a boal
iz 2 narro 4 Kitteh
2 enjoyz himz millk
Kitteh coodz maykz a
mess. Kitteh coodz awllso playz
bai Hewmin roolz
Kitteh pawndurrz andz
improavyzez. Dipz paw. Likkz.
Enjoyz andz reepeetz
Jack.
Yay! *clappity clappity* *applesauce*
Hay!! Dat iz nawt UR cookie!
Or ur milks!
Mai foots is in it. Is mine nao.
U bet it iz. I like mai milk wifout orinj fluff floatin on top
Wayt, yu meen iz pawsibul tu eet or drink fings WIFOWT fluff in tehm?
Ai has herd such a fing – butt ai nawt beleevin it. Is liek sayin u can has a blak skirt wivout teh white floof awn it.
see osha.gov
Surch “hazmat training”
Aii yoozually just drink teh fluff wif teh milk, but ai donut haz to like it.
An taht’s eben tru if yu donut has a kitteh!
hmm, Ambercat, maybe u shud nawt avoid teh howswerk qwite so much!
Naah; ahfter ten yeers it carnt get ennee worserer!
**grumble, gripe, getz noo cookie, milk wifout orinj fluff**
Floof adds a certain jenesaysqwa to enny meal.
Whai did Jenny sai “Quah”?
.
*runz away frum own bad pun*
kuz seh wuz praktissing her fronsh?? mebbee she b gitting reddy fur a date wif deh lolpiggehburglar??
iz teh Latinn, ackshulleh…
Huh?? in deh ohai skool i tukted de Fronsh and wii lerninged
“je ne sais quoi” as “I do not know what”
Fronsh, yes–however–latin is a gud random guess as most ur up eatin langiges seem 2 hav a lot ov wurds frum teh Latin or teh Geek.
Those Roamins reeely got araound, an tehy drug the old Geeks wif dem.
Whut has teh Romans eber dun for us?
May wee, may wee, is teh Fronsh!!1! Oar did u meen dat teh “quah” is Latin? Ai tooked latin in skool too but was a bery lawng time ago an ai has nawt had mush reason to use it since (eggsept to show awf occayshunly).
An only wen som bloek cawled Kykeeleeyus is in teh kitchun…
Hoo? Is he teh Ocado delibery man?
is teh oenlee Latin Ai amembers – stoopy Cambridge seerees; little orinj buks an a bloek cawled Caecilius
Ah… it’s all coming back to me now! Filius in triclinio bibit! Servus est in horto! Romani eunt domus!
an Grumio teh cuk, p*ssed agin! (Taht’s “drunk” for owr Merkin frends, nawt “cross”)
U can run, but u cannot hide
Where’s the other green flip flop?
ewwz. You can haz cookie now. I’z lact… lik… luh… hatez milk.
i haz cheezburger insted
Mebbe iz soya milk? Teh nilla stuffs we get luks just lyk reel milk.
Mebbeh iz soap watah!
Iz gud tu deleet teh kukiiz. Wiiklii.
omg!!! funny!
halp thay be puttin in teh cage an be steelin mah buket
halp thay be puttin in teh cage an be steelin mah buket
halp thay be puttin meh in teh cage an be steelin mah buket
halp thay be puttin meh in teh cage an be steelin mah buket
halp thay be puttin meh in teh cage an be steelin mah buket
Ai hayts to drop cookys enside melk.
oh noes! not da cooky WHYYYYY!!!
LOL