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Kitteh tests himz iis.
Its a TTI hat-trik! Rayse yu to teh ty-booteek!
An GMTA!!!!!
And they’re off…….
Annipuss is in the lead, closely followed by Ambercat and Tidmum…Much josstling as they enter the door all at once…Tidmum slips an brings a rack of tys crashing down..Ambercat Hurdles over Tm’s hed and grabbypaws at the new stock of floofy green nikkurz..Annipuss, much more ladylike steps over the tangled ty heep and selects not one but several kitteh scarves and proceeds to do the dance of the seven scarves…Tidmum gets up,trips on a ty and promptly falls into a baskitt ov floofy bisi PJ’s..Her iyes lite up at the veritable bounty ov her fave item an swoons at the luxury.. Ambercat is headed out the back on the hunt for….
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Alcohollikk bebberages
Bottle of Bubbles
Cake tins, Kitteh paw shaped
D…
Drinkies
Elolofants (toi wunz)
Fud
G..
Glubs (wyt wuns)
Hats (big wuns)
Instamatic camras
J…
jumpy-ropes,
kakes (I lived in won wonse)
llamas
Monkeys
Natter jack toads
Orinj Kittehz
P..
P-jammies
Qumquats
Ribena
S…
Splort pertekshun devices
Toasted marsmalloes
Ugly artikles to gib to MIL
V..
Varius stuffed tois
Wellieboots
Xtra string in abundans
Yooseful fings
Zebra stryped cooshunz
Now. What we need is a team of Hansum Fyremens to carry it awl home for us…
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Oops, being yoinked frum pewter bai hungree bf an kitteh whu sumhao nowing we having tuna sammiches tunait (heehee) an be waiting tu steel mai sammiches. Noooooooo, du nawt maek me go! Maeking tuna sammiches in kichin wif free kittehs prezent iz scary!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
Makin toon feesh sammijs enny ware is scarey
Enjoi dem, if kittehs habbent nommed dem nawt sekkund!!
Fried egg ai se aawl da fyrmenz obur at liberry. dint luk liek dey wur duing ennyfing but shozing orf da trukz nd stuf tu sum kidletz . Frum dere dey problee went tu stoar. Awlwaiz dey aat da stoar.
Hey! Iz profile pajez awl borked tudai?
ai can has adwess ob dat stoar pls?
get-ups 4 Hollow-Skreem,
harry wigs, bloo an greem wons,
itteh-bitty “trik or tree” bags,
junk fuds (yummy wons!)
Sew wot? Moar listies meens moar fings to tayk from teh ty booteek!
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kangaroos
lazurs (spare, in cays wuns in eyes run owt ob power)
mince pyes
nyarlothotep (tu help wib ironing)
O.oreoz
pizes
quiddich
razzle-dazzle berries
tomatoe soup paintings
hilarious! i wish my cats would do that
I spy wiv my enormuss eye…
Kitteh hed is aysimme… eyesimm…, um not eben.
cement-terry iz highly obberated, NE way
Der problim, yu see, iz dat teh kitteh haz been eeting wib ownli wun side ob teh mouf, so ownli half ob dem iz growing. Yu need to stuff teh obber syde ob teh mouf wib cheezburgers quickly to blolence thyngs owt.
Yu has tehse in a tortorshell?
Way hay! a TTI brayde!!!!!1!
FTW Ambercat!!!
no, butt wii can hassa wicked awesum “Sahara Pay-lynn” glasses just in—full of win! (teh fraymes, this is)
“Noe, but der’s a nice-looking tortorshell waring glasses looking at yu.”
ambercat is CUTE!!!!!!!
i seez wat u did ther.
O hai,
loveurkittay! U and mii and Mary braided 4 sekond-plase!
(wii try harder!)
BLORT buttom lyn
Ai thot it waz splort. Ai best bee gettin an aye test soon, too. Oar mebbe it was leftober frum teh last lol.
Mebbe BLORT iz teh noyze it maeks if yu splort wif 50s baving cap n CHRG awn. Sorda muffld.
O my, how beeeg yore eyez R!
Awl teh bedder 2 see u wiv
awl teh bedder 2 sea teh cheezburgerz wiff!
Ah fink Ah tri da comtaks.
Liek da cateye wuns.
Lukks berry froshis.
an a set ob red debil-horns to wear on my hed.
Kitteh making speck-tickle of himself?
Yeah, but he was framed.
tee, hee, hee…
yabbut his glasses R “half-full”.
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FTW!
If tehy iz readin glasses tehy cud be half glassed.
*hed desk!
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She wuz teh optishunz dorter – 2 glassis an she maed a spektackul uv herselb
Ingrish wil be spoak at tai boteak tudai ai finkso. cumgrajlashunz yu free.
Thx Mai Lady!
Yur berree wilcum. haop yu has bin habbing a gud dai. (nd da uvvurz tu) Mai plai tiem just stratz naow. hoo gun cum plai ??
Yup, what u lyk for da singin and dansin?
Maybe dis one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw
Fanx Ladymonde {{{{Ladymonde}}}}
Finully cawt up wiv you!! Berry bizzee here. Taxi serviss to teh kids an hubby awl weekend.Shoppins an washin an ….
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Hows you?
Ohai, {{{{{TM}}}}}}ar yu stil up? Ai’z gud. No runningz arownd heer tudai. “Sumdai iz a dai ub rest.” wel, iz gud ekskuse tu be da laizey. hee! Ai klene owt Mr. Lady klozit sum. Getz rid ub da size S bin sitting dere fur lawng tiemz too smal. Needz tu shrotin sum pantz fur bofe ub us. awl da new cloze iz fur da tawl peepulz. sigh. ooh, goze to shut dor. sun iz awlmost down bhined nabur hawse nity!
Fankyu liddul kitteh fur shoze me haow tu du dis soze ai noze wen ai goze (o deer!) priddee sune fur a poynt mint.
Don worree Yr Ladyship. Yewl be okay. Just remember to bring da moobiestar sunglasses fer when day make yer eyes hab da BIG pyupilz.
Hoo boi! dat iz da troof! Da last tiem ai drobe maislef haom wif mai eyez clozed. Hole dis end ub taown wuz in danjur.
eye see sed teh blynd man…
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Dat’s an interestin lien!
Mus be teh bottom line.
Oar a lien uv thort..
Thet wud be a thread?
Yup almost as interestin az…
ooo dots
flatline sez
“this thred is ded”
dose real eyechart letters?!?
yus, Ai has definutly seen tohse ledders awn a eychart!
BLORT!!!!
Dat’s a kewl werdy werd.
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Hm, awlmost wurks…
FTW @@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty
hehehe I keim heer 2 post zaktlee dis!
Issat a paper clip holdin teh temple piece to teh frame?
looks like one o doze wire twistiez frum a bred rapper?
O.o
>^O.o^<
LOL!
“r x n l” ok,i read teh 4th line.
“c-h-e-e-z-b-u-r-g-e-r…”
Nah, third lien iz akshully L-P-E-D and phort lien P-E-C-F-D… Yer Isight is nawt so gud but yer much more funneh taht wey…
i werks az n aye dokta n i fink teh plus glazez are cweepy. dunno wry, but teh zoomeh luks odd to meh.
kitteh iz tinking uv cheezburger (well duh). That’s prolly why she reeds it as c-h-e-e-z-b-u-r-g-e-r lol
*feeds kitteh cheezburger* There we go. NAO reed da forth lyn. hehe (ai tink eberyting iz fud wen ai haz a hungree)
“Scuse meh… ai tinks u haz mai steyplar.”
Teh bottum bottum lyne sez “Acme Eye Chart Co, Reg U.S. Pat. Off”
Nyse!! Appul saws tew yu, woozled.
i liek how da last line sez blort
it mussa been funny for dat cat to say blort to da doctr.
jes jes….dat wuz mai fav-rut part too!!
Hahaha “blort” hahahahhaa
LOL
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it zi betur nau? or nau??
an iz it betur nau…or nau??!>
and how bowt nau? or…nau???!
Blort.