Y’know, Ted, there are days
Y’know, Ted, there are days when I feel like I’m just another number.
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Dey haz got us cowntid
adn uz nummer one
Ohai siobhan – Ai thort der wuz nowun els awayke in teh hole uv cheezland! Haow aer u dis mornin?
jes fien fankies…
ai fink awl da u-ros liek mee adn u jes bees prepairing fur da nommings, wyul da rest ob da whirld sleeps.
adn haus u? awlreddy hadid ur meel? nuf base fur da dwinking ob nawt sekkund spawt? ^^
I fink Ai aer wun ower bihynd uv u – it’s 11.10 heer, so Ai’m bitween brekkfust an lunsh. Mite haz a cup uv cawfee b4 Ai go 2 teh shops, but lunsh izn’t till 1pm.
oh… aiz usdid 2 eets at 12… so aiz laet ^^
jes puttid da spaghetti inna water… latur ai will twies 2 cuts da carbo fur da nara wibout beein shreddid by mai kittehs ^^
An deer annipuss, ai am so glad we can cownt awn yoo! Itz awlwaiz a cheery thing to see yoo up there wif yur liddle kitteh.
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But just becuz yoo ar there so offen, being teh fastest amongst us, duzzn’t meen yoo don’t get teh dans ov joi!
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*graypvine to teh rite x2 – paws – KICK!
*graypvien to teh left x 2 – paws – KICK!
REPEET x 2
*down awn rite nee – JAZZ HANDS Whooo Hooo!!! LOL
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NOW ai’m awake! ebreewun shud trai it!!
Hello JCH4K thx fur teh dans! Ai lub ur kitteh abatar – himz berry cyoot!
ai iz nawt a number… ai iz a free bird!
fanks allybally… fur da remining ob a gweat song
u gnu here? ai fink ai nebber redid u b-4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkTQUtx818w&feature=related
ohai, siobhan! yes… dis beez a bery gweat song!
ai haz been heer sum munfs, but ai iz mostlee a lurkur coz ai haz a shy. but u iz awl so nice, so ai iz gettin bravur…
das gweat
we awlwis bees hawpee wen a lurker starts commentin 
de de moar comminters de moar funneh commints 
but wats moar importint… u gits 2 noes moar cheezpeeps 
fankies fur acceptin mai fwiend rekwest. has u awlreddy heerdid about da cheezmap?
ai iz awlreddy on da map!
ahhh… u bees on ob dems *hehe* gweat. mebbeh ai shud luk b4 ai aks…
*wanners in sleeplee n wayvees tu teh yu-rope-eens*
*luks at pikshur n blinks*
Tehy bootiful n nessessary, but at leest ai nawt gunna start tuday wif a splort frum cyootness.
*wayvees tu prysma-kitteh*
lol… ai iz sure dey is kyoot inside!
Peeps calling me stranj alla tiem coz ai can seeing preddy much any animlol as bootiful. Well, until they has moar tahn foar legs, tehn iz ownlee mebbe.
Wud be messee wurld wifout tehm! (awlso, ai luked fur pics uv tehm as bebbehs, and tehy iz cyoot tehn, but tehn, what iz nawt? *giglol*)
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‘Sides, birdees lyk tihs waz considured sacred wunce, sorta lyk kittehs, so ai wud respekt aneeway.
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So, how lyf being awn yur sied uv teh plannit?
dem bees berry purrtemous… at leest iffn dem nawt bees smeerd wib blood adn intestines… *shudder*
da peeps callin je straing jes doan unnerstans, das awl. dem nawt bees lookin at da animlols riet, els dem wud noes. der’s no ugleh fings in da natur, eets jes nawt awl kyoot at first siet.
ai agree! animlols wiv moar dan 4 legs (or da slimey fings wiv no legs) iz (mostlee) nawt kyoot! *shudders*
mai sied offa plannit iz mostlee pleh… rain an wind – do not want!
*wanders in, also sleepee aied – waving to the Yurp Ians an p-k*
*staggers off fur cawfee*
*sip sip sip sip sip*
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So!! Ai bleeve ai hav rejoyned teh Hugh man race.
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Ai lurves burds!! Awl kinds. But ai don’t know what these are. Enewun??
Orinj billed blakburds purrhaps??? LOL!!
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But AllyBally – yoo USED to commint! Longish taim ago. Did we sumhao skeer yoo away??? We reelee needed yoo wehn Paws4Thot wuz doing hiz “Burns Nite” an . . .the other wun. . .YIKES!! itz too urlee – brayne nawt werking yet!!
Turkey vultures, aifinkso, frum teh pikshurs ai luked at fur bebbehs.
Close – California condors, akshully. Made in a lab is also close – lol.
They are very endangered and have been captive bred and released to reestablish populations. That’s why they all have numbers, to help the biologists
spy onmonitor them.Oops. Mai sloppy reeserches, let me show yu tehm.
I hope the reestablishment is successful. The world would be a poorer place for their loss.
thanx fur correctin dat ID!
Sumfink P de B an Igor maed up in the lab, mebbe?
Mornin Janet! Ai is juss habin som cawfee too *schluuuuuuuuuurrrp*
Hai Ambercat!
*schluuuuuuuuurp* LOL!! That’s eggs acktalee waht ai just did!! Nice way to spend a Caturday moarning! Oar afternoon fur yoo!
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We ar about to hav a byootiful day! Wich gives me a reel happee, becuz mai neece Elizabeth iz having hur wedding recepshun today! At a naychoor center. We’re awl supposed to go urlee an hike awn sum ov teh naychoor trayls. So – dressee it iz nawt!
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Howz yur weather? Since yoo ar Ingerlish, tradishunallee, we must furst tawk about teh weather, yes???
Oooooh, recepshun full uv awsumness! Naychoor trayls an tehn recepshun. Win!
Ob corse! Furst we tawk abowt th wevver , tehn we mone abowt teh buses/local guvverment/yoof ob todai, tehn we has a nyse cupovtee an a sit daon!
Teh wevver is moovin form golden october, wiv mysts an mellofrootfulness into murky and dull an grey an drizzlee. Rite nau it is bein sunnee-ish. But wen teh skools hav teh holly dais, at teh end ob nekst week, an Ai wont to plant up mai pots wiv bulbs, Ai’d lai odds on it bein cold an horrid!
A hykin resepshun sownds gud – Ai can com too?
Yes! Yoo cud. Yoo shud. but hao? We dont seem to hav ene wurmholez heer eether!
Ta ta fur nao!
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But nao, alas , ai must leeve this luvlee sit-daon. Mai sister is up an drisst an there ar menee things ai must do.
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Itz gud, tho! She pushes mee to do things that must be dun.
no, u nawt skeered me… jus reel lyfe enkr… incrow… gotted inda way uv mai cheeztyme fur a tyme! (reel lyfe… pleh!).
nao ai iz back an fyndin mai feetz again… an ai iz gonna b reddy fur Burns Nite! *dreems offa whisky and haggis*
HAH!! Ai rememburred!
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St Andrews Day! P4T showed us awl kinds ov reelee kewl Skottish things.
Aill see if ai can find it! BRB
Heer tis. Its a liddle shorter tahn ai remembured!
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has enewun bin bak??? menee ov the pikchoors – aren’t there ebemoar!! What can hav happened??? And wai? It’s so sad – becuz then teh commints dont maek so much sense! An wun ov the missing wuns wuz tath ai saw wuz bai “colleen” which musta bin Romeow!
www. icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/30/peace-negoshiayshuns/#comments
Verree curious!
Trai this wun.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/30/peace-negoshiayshuns
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Ai went in a diffrunt way bai aksident – an nao teh pikchoor is there!!
oh, noes! JCH4K – ur lynk b borked! ai cawpied and paystid, an it nawt show!
AB – this noo wun werks. Ai just traid it. Next taim ai’ll find teh Burns nite. That wuz in two parts, cuz P4T duzznt hav teh internetz at hoam an he wuz finished at werk!
ai just tried da noo wun, and it beez vereh funnee! ai hopez we will haz sillybrayshuns fur st andrew’s day at da end uv November?
Wow, brayne still half sleeping, aifinkso, taht being wun uv mai moar disjoi… er, awl-ober-teh-playse posts.
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Wind n rain, pleh. We having sun, taht being gud, but awlso we be having cold, which nawt so gud. Where summer went? It just gotted heer!
we iz having sun between da rain, but 2nite der is a parade an burning offa replika viking longshyp inda town, rain den – REELY do not want!
Cule! But nawt too cul, Ai hop! Wher is yu? An R yu awn CweenMJ’s Chezmap?
ai iz in vereh tiny Orkney, rite offda norf of skoterland.
*nodz* ai beez awn da cheezmap!
Aha! Ai sees yu! Slowly, ICHC is coLOLonysin teh Skawtish Eyelands!
Oh, that sounds so interesting! Ai luv that kind ov thing.
*sniff*
Sumtaims ai reelee miss living in Yurp a lot! No wun around heer eber burns replikas ov vkiing longships.
but we can has Guy Fawkes day heer, sumtimes.. and burnings in f-a-g. I hadda frend who had a GF party every year. I remember one year it was Bill Gates who got imm, emm, burnt up. and sploded wif fyrecrakkers. I disremember wut he did to diserb it tho.
Taht sounding amazing! Hm, hao ai getting frum heer tu tehre… *sigh* In psirit ownlee, aifink. Ai crossing teh append… apin… ebryfing ai gots taht teh rain stopping fur it.
This LOL is da funneh fer mai mornin. Winnie-Wonka is mai hero fer dis LOL.
An I bees a lurker, too.
Ted and Frank or John and Barack ?
http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=45959
Bird is the word!
iz da tyme, iz da spayce, iz da mowmint!
Bird be teh way we iz feeling? *giglol* Ai nawt so shur uv taht tuday…
ai iz at wurk awl aLOLne and ai iz feeling more like sumfing dese birdz wud nom fur dynnur… ai nawt lykes da 8am startz…
*looks at da clock… 2 hours yet*
Pleh. Ai can asking what yu iz wurking duing?
ai wurkz inda offis at an lecktrickal shop… but on a caturday when da boss iz nawt heer, den ai haz 2 serve inda shop as well, selling cables and fings 2 peeple dat cumz in… but 2day dere b mostlee nawt anywun coming 2 see me.
Maeks day taking fureber when iz nawt peepls.
But at leest yu gets moar tiem tu be heer!
Count me inz. Meh…ai has tew go tu werk dis fine Caterday.
Ai werks wif speshul needs adultz. Hab about hunnert uf dem come tew mi program on Caterdays. I tries tew greet each by name inna a.m. an again inna p.m. sew nobodee der feels liek a number.
Wow. Taht’s awsum. Ai bet tehy pree-shee-ates it berry much, taht yu treeting tehm lyk peeps n indivijooals.
Wurking awn Caturday iz pleh. Ai wurking tu… ai STILL trying tu finishing sum transkryptshun stuffs, an lyf keeps getting inna way hyoojlee. Pleh.
Tanks, ai lurv mi job, but sumtiems i’d liek tu sleep in on Caterday. But everbodee ai werk wif seem lief fambly an we hab a gud tiem.
Dis nawt wun of dose days – dis iz Caturday!
on ur mark, get set, GO!
and..i’m off. Hab a gud tiem an play nise! may teh best bird win!
Hee! Buzzard’s luck: Can’t kill nuttin an nuttin won’t die.
LOL!! Just a kwick “ohai.” Must go an do useful things nao!
Wut? Dis nawt useful? Ifinkso.
* scampers past scareee lukking burds trying tu lukk as littel liek a nom as posseebul…
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Otay, lemme c – Faux Moose Stash? Check. Awflol Fronsch Ack Scent? Check. FCHRG(wdoi)? Check.
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* POOF – GP vanishes inna puff ob smoke…
* POOF – LPB app ears inna puff ob smoke…
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Ah, Bonjour ma fromageamis! Ca Va?
Bun jewer ta u tu, piggy burgular!!! I b fine, Howz bai u???
Je suis tray bean, merci!
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J’ai une busee planning teh Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee!
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Vous Avez un scaree costoom, oui?
Ah, wee, zhu swee un tray skerree costuum. eh tu, moan a mii??
::zhe lol fronsh b tray diffee seal::
Hmm, je want tu be scaree as possiblol… lemme c…
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* rummage rummage rummage inna Dollar Sign Bag…
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Burglar mask, Hunnert Dollar Towel, Oat Coochure, Shinee Ack Shessoorees
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Ah oui oui oui, tray scaree!
Ah, wee, wee. Le infamus lolpig burgular!! Zhu swee le gooze bumpz zhust sinking abowt eet.
@@@@@ – “Zhe swee le gooze bumpz”
ooooooo faux Frahnsh
Mebbe ai coming az mai kitteh Trick… him giving mai heart attacks ebry day, teh weerd furball.
U needz anuzzer kitteh tu naming Treat!
*giglol* Himz whole naem be Trick-or-Treat, coz him showed up awn doorstep day befoar Hallowe’en… wow, foar yeers ago! (iz pikshurs uv him, n fings, in blog, if clikkee bloo nayme)
Whyfoar Loki iz steeling mai chikkin noodil soops frum mai bowl?
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Aneeway, Trick be a Treet when he being snugglee, but when he being awl hyper, he scaring me awl teh time. He climbinged teh chikkin-wyre fence awn teh bal-co-knee taht spost tu keeping tehm IN, n went tu bisit upstairs naybor. Can yu majin living awn fird floor n habing black n whyte fuzzy faes peek up ober yur bal-co-knee at yu frum below? Fank CC naybor bringed him back. Tihs be kind uv fing he duz tu mai hart. Him about teh scaree-ist fing ai can fink uv. LOL
Ah mademoiselle Prysm! Hao be yu? beacoup de temps, no see! {{{Prysm}}}
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Furball costoom? tray bean costoom idee, je pense!
Je swee fatigay, mostlee.
Tu muchness pour duing, nawt bowcoo NRGs, meh seh la vee, non?
Comma sa va?
Je pense still de mai costoom, ai iz une chat ebry dai, iz nawt so much costoom.
Je suis tres, tres fatigay aussi! mai travail c’est Le Pleh rite nao
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mebbeh ware Hoomin costoom?
Taht be mebbe TOO scarree.
Je swee desolay taht yur travail iz le pleh main-ten-an.
{{{{{LPB}}}}}}
Iz a fing taht will fixing in tiem or sumfing? Ai hoping?
Iffn ma fronsch is rite…dere’s a Holloweenie Cheez party soon? Ai disremememember hearing (reedin’) another “Dark & Stormey” too. What fun!!! Last one, I laffed til I was crying….
Ah mais oui, nous avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee onna Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr – scaree costooms essen… eshe… muss be worn!
OOoooOOOO Ai mus be tinking ob scaree costoom….but must be scaree? Can has costoom ob princess or fairy or odder fantasy?
Shore! Princesses et Fairies ar scaree fur sum ppl, je pense.
We wants sumfin skaree, we shud dress as polly tishuns!
May wee, mon sherry!!
Nooz a mii, Oie, haz been saying zat zere iz beeing le deux D&S!!
In the most famous words of Flounder from Animal House…dis is gonna be gr8!
Le ICHC, eet will beeing borkt wiss le deux D&S, nes pah?
LOL!
Meebbee Aui shud getz one: “Faux Moose Stash.”
Cormgratumalashuns Winnie! U haz a nubber front page lolz
ai finks da profile pages is borked dis maurning sew ai can’t leev a messig 4 U. ai jist want U 2 no ai has a big happee for U 
Laffin ur havin a porblem alzo? Iz aneewun elze? Ai cahnt go 2 mai porfile fer de loggin in
an seein mezzagez & frendz & lol makin
*Putz on geek hat wif propeller.
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sumtimez wen mai profile b actiing up, i can git in deh backdoor. try going tu a subpage uv ur profile. Heer:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-bluesfan473/friends
oar heer:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-bluesfan473/pics
oar heer:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-bluesfan473/messages
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majik trikz, i haz dem!! *twirlz propeller*
yes, Bluesfan, ai iz habbing da saem problim
ai fnks da server is borked dis maurnin. *sigh*
this morning?
signed,
Invisibul Grrl
Bluesfan….ai iz jist naw abil 2 log in 2 mah profile….see if urs werkz nau 2
Don’t cownt yer vulchers befoar tehy swoop daon an eet yer carryon.
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Or sumfin laik taht.
Vulchurz eet luggage?? hoo new???
Ifn yur luggage is still fresh, yesh!!!
But nawt TUUU fresh, oar teh vulchurs will fink it being pleh.
Your days are numbered!
hay frank were did all the rasers go
*BURD iz teh wurd*
wow this has to be the worst ICHC ever..this isnt even remotely funny or cute.