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I’ll tell her when she’s older…
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adoption nawt bad
Whoo hoo, Karen. We haz a tye. Wat wud u liek frum teh tye booteek?
Ohai, Annipuss. Ai fink ai needz sum kofee adn sum shinee fingz 2 plai wif. Wut abot u?
Ai can awlwais drink moar koffee!
U b a kitteh aftr mai oan hart!
Ai habin a haf happee/haf sad todai. Didn’t git a job ai fout ai mite git, but tehn ai seeded Elton John las nite – he haz awesum beynod beleef.
I lubz deh Elton John!! U seeinged him in purrsun??!1!?!??!?!!!
I kin imagine u b duing deh happee danz fur dayz!!
Himz ful ob win adn awesum! Davey Johnston adn Nigel Olssen wer der 2. Ebrebodee lubed him. Ai wuz happee ’specly wen tehy did “Honkee Cat” – mai faborit.
Sowwee bowt teh job – hoep sumfing cums along soon fur u. Ai aer glad Ai aer 2 owld to haz 2 werk!
Teh sad mosly cums frum teh fack taht ai been tempin’ teh jawb 4 a munf naw, adn dooin a gud jawb, but tehy pik sumoen els. *sigh* – tehy’r loss! aifinkso!!!11!!!
Kwite rite – sum peepl doan’t noe a gud fing wen dey seez it!
Absololamootlee tehir loss, yep yep yep! Awlso tehir stoopiness, sins yu knowing teh job alreddy. Yu nawt wanting tu wurk fur anywun taht stoopy anyway, ryte?
{{{{Karen}}}}
Fanks {{{Annipuss & Prysma-kitteh}}} U bof soooo rite!
Hai Karen!
Nawt to getz awl fillosoffical on u, butts mebee u didn’t getz teh job becuz dere iz a bettah one waiting fur u?
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Elton wud sai “U almoss had ur hooks in meh, didn’t u Dear…U almoss had meh roped and tied…hypnotized, sweet freedum whispered in mah eer…ur a flutterby…and flutterbys r free to fly…flyaway…highaway…kthxbai.”
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U can do bettan than dat job, ifinkso!
{{Romeow}} Fankies! Ai M saiing dat 2 maiself 2.
…An u said “butts” – hee hee hee
yes thatis the spirit
Ai is sowwee u dint git da jawb u fout u mite, but seein Elton John, DAT be more dan a haf happi, ya? Aifinkso, aihopeso! Conga rats fer seein heem. (an iz nawt bad to hab a sad bout jawb. Onlee means u gonna hab mor buttre jawb kum lawng sewn, doe!
)
Fanks {{amandakat & B_D_M}} Aifinkso 2!!!11!!! Ai almos didnnt goes 2 teh concert, butt (hee hee ai said butt!) ai’m sew happee ai did! Toe-tall-ee lifteded mai spiritz.
yeah, this made me think of:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/09/04/funny-dog-pictures-all-mah-puppeys-even-the-ones-that-go-meow/
She wuz adoptid
GMTA!!!
meh…
Oh hai sanafabich!!
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u
on deh Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Just sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and
lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur
privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!!
Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
bein adawpted nawt taht bad… meamns u have mammy and papopy.
waht u tink?
Ai haz seed sumfing 2dai bowt mammy hoo sed 2 herz `dopted kidlet “u didun’t grow unner mai hart, but u growed in it”
Muss be berry hard fur birf mum 2 gib up her kidlet, but she noez it iz teh best fing fur dat bebbeh.
mebbe teh birf mammy lef bebbe kittty.
mebbe burf mummeh porlysik an carnt luk ahfter behbeh kitteh
por birf mama. least she nows her bebbe is bein took care of.
Ai fink `dopshun iz offen teh bess anser to sum berry sad sittyashuns.
iz good, even when ur adawpted mama iz hoomin.
Dat’s troo sumtiems an berry sad fur teh bebbeh wen him growz up nawt 2 noe ware him cummed frum.
least hims has a good mama.
I had hyoomin kidlet ‘nnounce too me onna de bus dat she wuz dopted (mussa juss foun out, aitink) an I grinnz an tellz her ‘Yew berry speshulz cuz yer mommee an daddee gotz to PICK you from awl de liddle bebehs dey seed.’ She grinned big at dat, an poppa luked reliefed
taht cuz adawpted kidlets iz specials.
an berry berry valuables..
Ish moar valubels den awl de goldz en silvurs en stuff liek dat in da whoel wurld *nods*
Ai tell her hao Ai chose her – owt ob awl teh udder lil lawst kittehs; taht she will awlwais be speshul to me, mai speshul behbeh; mai gift form CC
hooray fur u, ambercat! you make it sownd liek adoption be bettr
fankyu
‘doption can be bery gud, if haz deh rite parentz…ai hab awlso seen it be bad. howsomeever, ai tink dis kitteh will hab gud mudder.
Mai nefew wuz adopted. Him haz no deesiir to fine himz birf fambly. He’z had a gud lief adn nao is ol’ enuf 2 apreesheeaet it.
Flip syde: mai bf wuz adopted. Adopted famblee nawt so gud. Birf famblee, when him found, nawt so gud.
Iz awl a matter uv uglee duckling finding teh ryte swans.
Awn teh otter floofy paw, mai parents be lyking him lots n him having famblee nao.
Ab-soo-lute-lee!!!
BERRY TRUU! Iz (mowstwe) best to MAKE fambly form kittehs dat lubs u and dat u lubs kittehs!
*nodnod* If birf parents can nawt maek gud hoem, iz moar luving, aifink, tu give bebbeh a chanse at sumfing bedder… an can be berry luving fing tu adopt. Unfor… infoar… nawt-so-gud, it nawt always wurking out teh bestest way it cud, but nuffing eber duz.
my hubby’s sister an her hubby adopted two abandoned liddle gurls frum china. tehy got wun and lubbed it so much tehy went an gotted anovver wun. so now my s-i-l gots her babies an teh liddle gurlz gots a foreber home!
Liddill Stryped Kitteh
mayz nawt luukz t3h saym, butz iz
still Liddill Kitteh
Jusst az kurree~uss
andz kewt az uddurr Kittehz,
purrhapz, eebeen moar
Mommeh Kitteh knoez
wuttz besstest. Stryped Tukkz Kitteh
naow habz fammilee
Jack.
Fankez, Jack, 4 anudder grate pome.
and naow he has lil adawpted kidlet bruffers an sisters.
Jack! youse is hear! I missted u …
Ohai dayr, Reba:
Ohai dayr, cheezpeepz:
Habbeeng noo Kitchunn
putzd in. Verreh bizzee tyme.
Lawtz 2 cleenz up noaw
Noo dishwashurr iz
getteengz wurkz owt. Deesizzun
tyme awnz wutz 2 keepz
Needz noo mawpz 4 t3h
noo floar. Awllso needz a noo
Dyneeng roomz taybill
Jack.
O hai, Jack! gnu kit-chin—kool!!!
*grabs mop 2 help kleen gnu flore*
*peepz in gnu ‘fridge 4 sum good fuds 2 nom*
*grabs cheezburg ‘greedy-yunts*
*runs away*
LCB mite b recrutin u as her neu minion!
*clappity clappity*
Bebbehs luks so warm and soft
..
Mama has a comfy an safe sleepy place fer bebbehs
…
Ai can hear the little mows and squeeekies of bebbehs
..
Ai haz a happi for them
byes!
bye, chiclecat – com bak soon!
Doption mosly gud but sum kidz not tink so. Can be confoosin’. I haz 3 an wul halp dem cope wid dere live storees as bestus I ken.
Iz sad they lifes not begin so gud. as a doptive mom, all I can sez is we do wut ken. Dey are my lurves! Not so furry, but gud kidz, n-ehow.
Oh en on da capshun, we tole em fore dey cood tack or unnerstan. Dey allus noan! Dat how it is spose to go, in dopshun now.
daFox
Dis maded mee blink an fink.
Cookie’s human
December 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
My Little One, you are child of my heart, not of my body. I could not love you more.
Ohai, AfriCat. Whut a wunnerful kwote. Is troo fur awl uv us hoomans hoo haz adopted kittehs too, dontcha fink?
Lukkit awl those liddel pink-an-whyte behbehs! An lukkit that dorable tabbeh-kat. *awww*
Fanks to teh cheezpeeps fur awl yor well wishes. I posted an updayt on teh LOL frum last nite (wit teh orinj kitteh hoo klimed up on teh tabul onlee to fynd krumbs).
Luv to awl – from yor Gremlin (and teh brand noo Mr. Gremlin and Dexter teh loyal tabbeh-kat)
{{{Gremlin & Mr. Gremlin}}}
*runz tu chekk deh update……
{{{{{Gremlin and Mr. Gremlin}}}}} Eben moar prayers an gud thots!!!
Ai awlso has teh speciul feelins abowt teh ‘dopted kidlets, an awl teh lawst bebbehs. Ai studied teh Social Work at unibersity (didn compleet an went inna dfferun direkshun) an ai remembur visitin a chilrens home weer dere wus a hole rum full ov teh bebbehs (hoomin bebbehs) an ownlee wun nurse tu luk afteur dem, it brokeded mai hart
Peeps hoo can ‘dopt a bebbeh oar a biggur kidlet r teh wundermous!!! 
Good morning , gremmy! I just red yore updayt and I R so happy 4 y’all! (I leaved U a message) Plz 2 B keeping N touch an lettin us gnoe how fings R going…{{{{{{{{{{gremlin famibly}}}}}}}}}
Dopshun not just fer deh babehz. Mai bro dopted 2 speshul needz gurlz wen dey wuz 7 adn 12. Dey had ben libbing wif a foster famblee adn reelee needed a reel-fur-truu mom adn dad uv dere berry own. Dey b habbing luv adn a gud life. Dey b growd up now, but still libbing at home. Dey will awlwayz needing deh help adn deh luv.
Hurrah for CweenMJ’s brudder and hims wyf – hurrah for teihr dorters’ forever hoem! We can has a HappyEverAfter!
*dansdansdans* Ebrywun needing furever home, kittehs, hyoomins, ebrywun. Ai always happeh when sumwun gets wun!
Mebbe liddle layt, butz ai joins teh dansdansdans!!! *Funderous Eyerish ribber-dans-style dansin ensues* tappitty tap tap tap tapitty tap tap tap … *wheeze, gasp, pant *
Nebber tu layte fur happehdans! *clappity clappity atta ribberdans*
Oh jess, eggsalad ribberdans!!
Deh fundering tappy shoez b awsum!
*aPplesauce!!!
*pant pant pant wheeeeze!!!* fank yu prysma an yur majestee, ai fink ai need a chokoleet martoonie IV aftur dat purrrformance! (goin shoppin fur kitten-kibble an gushifuds nao) c yu awl latturrr (DV) kthxbyee.
{{{{{{cweenmj an her wunnerful fambly}}}}}}}}.
Sniff..
I has a happi in my hart.
Wunnerful runs in dat famblee. i can beez adopted by cween’s fambley 2?
Yesh. It duz. Sertinlee. Sniffle..sniff..wipes teerz….
We alreddy being part uv teh cween’s famblee.
An Her Majestee’s famblee be full uv wunnerfulness, birf famblee and cheezfamblee bof, aifinkso.
O cween-y—ai R SSSSOOOO happy about yore bro ‘dopting teh 2 gurls!!!! ai hassa a beeg happy!1! Speshul kneeds kids rlly R speshul, and peeps hoo help them iz SPESUL, 2. Wish there were moar peeps lyke yore bro. truely.
{{{{{{{{{{speshl gurls and speshul parentz}}}}}}}}}}
WTF
O Ai wants awl dose litteh noms fer me!!
Dey’s awful splorty!
Eleventy!!
Rather than adopted, I think there is a big grey tabby man cat that lives down the street.
Well, yeah, probably they just have different dads. Or maybe all the same dad, who knows? And I’m guessing most people here know that. But going along with the caption and all, gave everyone a chance to talk about adoptions and families, so hey, why not?
Dopshun is grand — I onlee hoep my bebbehs fink so wen day grose up! Dey bin troo a lawt.
I alreddy noe my fur-kids do!
aww deze kittehs so full of kyootness just wanna skweez ‘em! i wants itteh bitteh kitteh!
Luks lyke Meezermum’s uthuhr naym cud bii “FLOSSIE THE FLOOZIE”
Sheez nawt a slut, sheez jush POPULR!
suprize!!!! u r adopted!!!!
Kewt! All de kittehs luks adoreabuhls to mee.
hey,I wantsez u 2 kno I liek tis LOL!
Very nice cat pictures
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Ohai!
I iz nuw kitteh on blok. I haz big problum. Is Tu stuped goggies nixt dohr an dey barkz lowd en dey skarz mah kitteh namd Genesis. Iz big prblum sinse hooman hoo ons goggies iz meen and eye caynt ceep Genesis loked up insyde aall dai sinse kittehs don lyke dat. Well at leest most kittehs dunt. Layst tiyme goggies barkud lowd dey caym in yahrd an byte Genesis. WHAT AM IZ TO DOOZ!?!?!?!?
okaithnxbai
lolz. dose catz are funneh.
dis one so sad…kitteh evn look sad.
I goes crys now.