Memberz only.
Memberz only.
u awlso needz 2 noe da passwurd.
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An yu nawt kul enuff tu be a member.
Conga rats p-k! Let’s go 2 teh tye booteek an see wat dere iz to sillybrayte wiv!
Okeedokee.
Ai niid tu be getting moar CHRG’s fur teh nekst cyootness attack. *giglol*
…mee no speeky your languedge
just kidding
oops
i sux
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2343812
bettr?
C
Iffn ur nawt on teh list u aern’t cummin in
*faynts*
An u beeted me! Nawt sekund, mai naem waz teh ownlee wun. Den wen Ai refroshed, u had sneeked in frunt!
Ai tayking sneeking lessuns frum mai kittehs.
Dey am berry gud at sneekin!
Naow Ai muss sneek off an get mai dinner. Bai fur naow!
Bai, haz gud dinner!!!
*waykes frum faynt*
*luks at nawt-bottum uv payge again*
*faynts again*
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Akshully, ai gots tu sneeking awf tu fur a bit. Ai just hitted refress when ai waz ’bout tu leeving, n saw nu pikshur, n… well… anyway, back layter. *wayvies*
Itz happenz oenc innawile.
Nawn shal pass! (exet teh cheezburgr-feller. haz u c’n him yet? )
Ohai Wiljam – hazn’t seed u mutsh lately. Hoep u aer well!
O, hai faiv an schmooz 2 awl cheezfrens…memberz ob teh bestest groop on teh innertoobs!
Teh Grate Dee-bait: Duz speekin/riting LOL-cat-languish roo-in yer Inglish?
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Lingulish prof David Crystal took on dis (similar?) kweshun regarding txting—wut B used mosly by hooman kitlets on dere mobyle selly fones– He reesearched it an roted a book: Txtng: The Gr8 Db8. which ai redd an revuded an amazon. whut do U fink wuz hiz konclushun?
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(D-bait naught sew grate, akshoealley, IMHO). Maybee ai can rites a book bout lol-speek? (lotz of lolspeekers R aksholly old farts like mii, BTW)
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U kan reed my reeVU here: http://www.amazon.com/Txtng-Gr8-Db8-David-Crystal/dp/0199544905/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224354591&sr=1-1
Oh, commint is tytled: Get 2 th POINT, Crystal!
(O, an PLZ B voting 4 my reevoo)
thnx,
all i kno iz taht dis week i wuz tryin to rite a burfday kard to wun ob teh boys in my sunnyday skool class i teech, an spelld “appreciate” teh lolspeek way. i culdn’t rebember teh regulol way to spell it, an had to luk it up in teh dikshunary!! (at leest i knowed i wuz spellin it rong eben i f i culdnt rebember teh rite way
)
Talk to da paw!
coz da fur’s nawt lissnen.
(maybe it stay in rite playss dis tiem.)
guud 1!!! thet funnee!
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Iz allwaiz getz teh feelin dat dese “Members Only” places iz doin it just to xclood mez. And everyonez I noes.
coz da fur’s nawt lissnen.
hmmm….I mented dat to be on 18wheelsandakitteh’s kommint.
Wurdpress b nawt likin me.
Ohnoes Wurdpress iz gon EBIL
U kan alwus kum play wib uz in cheezlan!!
yay ai luv cheezlan!!!!!!
itz okay. in teh wurds ob woody allen (hoo mebbee wuz qwoting growcho marx or sumwun else), i wuldn’t want to belong to any club taht wuld haz me as a member.
tho i mite make an egg-sepshun for tehse floofy guyz!
Yiss, it wuz Groucho Marx orijinully.
Lessee..letz do a List
I wuddint wanna be n a*an..
Acrobat club (nawt so acrobatical nemor)
Bric a brac club (gots enuff of doz)
Cowtipping club (iz dat a rural legend?)
Diagnostix club (yur mean, yur manic, yur paranoid)
E……
eggplant eeting club
fire-walkin in yor bare feets club
gum in yor hair club
“happy, dont worry be” club (dis song wuz popular wen i wuz expecting my older boi an habin lots ob all-day morning sikness. 20 yeerz later, i still feel nawzated wen i heerz it!)
igloo-dwellin club
j…
Jugglin club
Key Witness club
Lucky 2 B alive club
Madison Avenue club
N…..
yepps, waz groucho marx-x-x-x (sorree, kitteh started purrz!) who seded it rijinallee
Mistah Sutty dus nawt do innervoos. Kthxbai
haves your peeple contact my peeple and we has meetin mebe you kin come to dat .
But donut bring a cam era. Mistah Sutty dus nawt do foe toe graphs an a smak in teh fayse orften offendz
Iz becomes a member !
If tihs is teh PinkyPinkyToePad Club, Ai is nawt oenlee a memeber, Ai eben knose teh sawng! Com bak LuvB an sing to us!!!
Cawlin AWL teh missin Cheezpeeps – We Miss Yu! Plees to Com Bak an Plai!!!
PAWSIE!
*SPLORT*
Onoes, KKC is down!! Ai bringing teh CCC
Weeeooo klunk weeeooo klunk weeeooo klunk (has a teir goinging flat!!)
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
*gibs KKC sum choklit marshmallow rhinos adn a floofy cheezmap blankee*
Hope u feelin’ beter nao.
*pokes tuxedoed head out from under blankie* Tank u, Karen!
Oooh, choklit marshmallow rhinos!
wut is majik wurd? k k fine i tells u…cheezburger ov korse!
If I bwings cheezburger for awl, ken I joyn kloob?
i canna get in??
wot am i? chopp’d livah?
*ponders*
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sudden skerry thot…
is dis a pitcher 0 da Gran Paté 0 the ordah o teh Chopp’d Livah Grrls??! adn da Cween???
oh noes, i not be allowed in, jamamamamakitty fergotted me in her clime to da taupe.
paw’r corrupts, absulol paw’r corruts kompleetlee…
Nicht, sai ittizznt sew!!
i wood feel a lot bettah if i hadda shwimp…hint, hint
hmmmm, well here is a delectibul s’lecshun ob shwimp reshupeees……
lets me noes wich wun yew wants
http://www.geocities.com/yosemite/9758/shrimp.htm
duz yew rilly troooleee want a schwimpz??
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2328343
Отсутствие входа. Не, никакая русская мафия!
itz all greek to me. o wait, dat be cyrilikz, mebbee?
*scampurrs off the bablefish*
Hee hee! Berry clebber Chopp’d Livah Grrrl!!!
fanx (i aer luckky at guessing. i particulolly duz bedder dan i should on multiplol choice kweschunns
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Hah, da wun on da right in da pic lukks like Yeltsin, mebbee?
Cud bee, Boris Nikolayevich, cept him dusn hav a red noze!
Gud nite tu all teh Comrade Kittehs ov Cheezland! Gud nite!
доброй ночи, сладостные сновидения
Fank yu berry mush, an teh saim tu yuuz!!!
THATS так добры!
[sings]Stop, in the name of luv…before you break mi hart…[/sings]
sorry ’bout dat…
fink it owooooohver…♫
Fink it owowowowowohver
An fer yunger vyoovers…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yLMpGPU8A
“The lack of input. No, no Russian mafia!” akording to teh google translashun.
(i noes “русская” = “rooskaya” = “Russian” LOLZ)
googool gab me saam adser
o noes! i has ashyebka (misstake)… shudda made teh post a reply to africat, soreez!
Thank yu tovarich! Origanalol message wus “No entry! No, there is no Russian mafia!” gud nite!
What an absoluteley beeeeootiful cat!
The white kitteh ,too – speshully teh pinky toe splort pads… but…. That handsum
dark one !! WANT!!!!
Wel, ai guess yu hav furst rekwest, sinss yu wer hiir furst. But if it doan wurk aowt, send him tu mii, pliiz!
er, himsa her. Tortie British Bloo? Do want heer, too. Arrigunt dowwiger luk soooo cyooote!
Bouncer kittehs wanna see sum id before they let you in
go awae, l00zr
Ai c u hav tu bii verii, verii Qte tu bii a membuhr.
I didn’t want to be in your stupid club anyway!! /saves face
*Ahem*
We innerupt tihs LOL for teh foLOLowin massages:
Lucifurrr’s behbeh arribed, unekspektedly, yesserday – BERRY premature (juss 24 weeks! Yikes!). Behbeh Elizabeth weighed in at 1lb 7oz and juss 12 inchis lawng! But arribed pink an cryin and is holdin her own, 26 howrs awn. Yu can leev a massage fore Elizabeth, Mummeh Lena and Daddeh Nic (an Granma, Sue, hoo is keepin us informed) heer:
kthxbuy.com/lena
An, awn teh saym dai, Gremlin marrijed Mr Gremlin! Tehy has been happilly togevver sinse FOREVER but maeded honnest peeps ov ee chudder cos Mr Gremlin is poorlysik an needed teh medicul cayr so teirh weddink nite wus spent in teh ER! Marrij cleerly soots him, cus he’s nawt so bad, akchully, awlreddy! But he, an Gremlin, still need lots ob prayrs an gud wisheses an Stuff – yu can leev tihs heer:
kthxbuy.com/gremlin
Add in yur own h t t p
{{{{{{behbeh Elizabeth n teh lite}}}}}}}
{{{{{{gremlin&foreverlove n teh lite}}}}}}}
KEEPS OWT GOGGIE!!!
I wunder how teh gremlinz r doin?
Goez away!!
Jabba no want to see u nnow!!!
hi 2 eni newbies (atual users, not just toes who prowl in teh daerk heer not hazing accounts) coem 2 : http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ceilingcatbilivr/ 2 c mi funni LOLz!(yes I doan’t speshli liek newbies so get soem speriens an put sumfin on ur ‘about mi’ section.)
Lemme halp u wif taht lenz cap…
BANKER CAT!
U haz a litl sumfin on yur faise rite ther…
No stormkittehs,
these arnt teh droids yr looking for.
Woah. o.O Those cats are fluffy. Anyone know what breed they are?
The fat cats of society.
haha! this is a great one now u ceep out! memberz only
lol
memburs onlee, unless u hab cheeeezburger.
woaaah wat kinde of kitteh iz dat gray won?
mbrz onli. i agri.