Fanks berry muches!

mebbe der’s a line in the lolBible aboot it? Ay learn sumfin ebery dai (doeznt have to be noo)

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205082

probly caws ebbry cheezpeeps nawt want to figgur it auwt. Ai nose teh peepz haz enuf braynes if dey want.

But after mai “accident” wif da “trollhammer” i don tink dey gonna be wanderin fer a wile.

*gigglols happilee to self*

W00pz

BOOM!

DO NOT WANT?

Maybes go sumplace els.

kthxbai

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

Author unknown.

Deh nite watchman b wawkking down JCH4K Blvd. He stoppingz at deh JCH4k
Fowntin in deh JCH4K Rownd-ee-Bowt. Deh wadder splashes gentlee on deh
stachewz uv Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
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Dere b a liddul orinj kitty-baby sitting on deh edge uv deh fowntin. Deh
kitty-baby b watching deh wadder going splishee-splash. Evree now and dehn
dhe kitty-baby reechingez owt wif himz liddul paw adn patz at deh wadder in
deh fowntin. Wen himz liddul paw-padz touching deh wadder, him pullingz
himz paw bak and lukkingz at it in wunder. Deh wadder b a mistree 2 deh
kitteh-baby.
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Deh nite watchman wakkz on, kunsidering awl deh thingz deh liddul kitteh-baby haz 2 lern bowt deh whirrld. He passes deh darkened Ty-booteek and d’Beeker Labs. Evreething b kwiet in Cheezland 2nite.
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Deh nite watchman kuntinuez on 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. 2nite wen he kawlz 2 deh kittehz, awl deh kittehz dat haz krosst deh bridge appear az usual. But he seez sumthing elz bhind wun uv deh treez. He goez 2 deh tree and iz surprized 2 seeing a lady standing dere. She seemz unshur just wut 2 do. Deh nite watchman holdz owt himz hand 2 her.
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“Kum,” he sez. “Dis b a fine plais. Dere iz no need 2 b afrayd. Mai name b Eric. Wutz urz?”
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Deh lady hezzitatez a moment. Den she takingz deh nite Watchmanz hand. “I am Mildred,” she sez. “Mai dottir Janet sed she kumz tuu dis medow sumtimez. I thot I mite see her heer.”
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“Oh, yes. I have seeinged her heer, b4. Letz sit on a bench fur a wyle. I think she may kum bai.”
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Deh nite watchman adn Mildred sat adn playinged wif deh kittehz 4 sum time.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/01/funny-pictures-y-dis-ladder-scream/#comment-399075

*Deh nite watchman wawkz down JCH4K Blvd.*
*he passes bai deh ty-booteek, it b awl klosed up in deh frunt, but dere*
*b a lite on owt bak. It b deh CCC crew restawkking deh CCC.*
*Deh nite watchman bidz dem a gud ebening and kontinuez on himz rowndz.*
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*Deh nite watchman stops in deh Princess Mu Medow *
*adn sitz down on a bench.*
*”heer kitty, kitty, kitty,” he kawlz.
* A shape appears in deh far side uv deh medow.
*It slowlee kumz ober 2 deh watchman. It b a kitteh.
*He gentlee skritchez deh kitty bhind deh eerz.
*Soon anuzzer adn den anuzzer kitty appearz.
*Wifin minitz deh nite watchman b surrownded by kittehz.
*Him playz wif awl uv dem, big and littul, old and yung.
*Dese b deh kittehz frum awl deh shelterz dat had 2 going
*akross deh bridge 2day.
*Ebbree nite deh watchman welkumz deh lost kittehz
*2 deh far side uv deh bridge.
*He makez shur eech wun b kumforted.
*Den teh nite watchman goez home.
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Den it wuz kuntinued later at
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/19/funny-pictures-sleepeh-committeh/#comment-418345
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*Dis b 4 JAJEH, hoo askinged hoo dhe nite watchman b, & how he gotted to *deh Bridge.
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Nite watchman at deh Bridge, part 2
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The nite watchman wawkz frew Cheezland, shining himz lite in2 awl deh dark kornerz. Thingz b kwiyet adn peazsful, az uzel. A soft orinj adn wite kitteh skamperz owt frum bhind a bokz in an alley adn runz up 2 deh watchman. He
pikkingz it up and skitchez deh kitteh bhind deh eerz.
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Deh watchman thinkz bak 2 wen him wuz a boi adn had a kitteh like dis wun. Her name wuz Sandy adn her liked 2 go 2 deh nayborz barn 4 adn hunt deh mouseez. He setz deh kitteh down adn tellingz her 2 go on bak home now. She
rubbingz himz ankulz adn den hedz home.
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Deh nite watchman, a hansum yung man, haz awlwayz lubbing deh kitteh-catz. Adn deh kittehz awlwayz lubbingz himz….eben deh kittehz hoo bited and scratcht adn hist at uzer peepz awlwayz lubbinged him. Weereber he wented, kittehz wud follow. If he klozinged himz bedruum door, deh kittehz wud laying down and sleeping rite owtside himz door, waiting 4 him 2 kuming owt uv himz ruum.
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Deh nite watchman goez down 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. It b lukking soft in deh moonlite, wif a doe adn her fawn at deh edge by deh wudz, nomming deh sweet grasses. Deh sent uv deh hunnee sukkle on deh fence iz kereed akrost deh medow on deh breeze. He sighz az he sitz down on deh bench, adn kawlz 4 deh lost kittehz. Wun bai wun, awl deh kittehz hoo krost over deh bridge 2day materialize adn kum 2 him. He petz dem awl, gibbing tummy rubz and snorglez. Awl deh kittehz frum deh shelterz b skeered at furst, but dehy slowlee finding dehre way 2 him. Adn he kumfortz dem awl. Az he playz wif deh kitteez, he memberz himz life adn awl deh kittehz he gnu. He wunderz at deh giant sad dat mading him takez himz own life. He hopez dat wut he duz now makez up 4 leeving deh peepz hoo luvinged him bhind.
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After playing wif deh kittehz, he watchez dem disappear in2 deh nite. Den deh nite watchman himsef disappearz az a falling star streekz akross deh sky.
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*u kin see deh nite watchman at
* http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/eric/

Aye iz gonna slowly drift back tu mai beeg ol’ tree, and skurry orf tu mai sawft bed & blankie.

Lukkin op atz awl teh shiinee starz floatin bye in surkloz, iz gud tu noa Aye haz frenz whatchin ober mii.

Gud Nite ebberywun! schmoo…snoooze….