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I hear ya nockin but ya cant come inz.
Conga Ratz tu yew, Shaungrl !
Congarratz Shaungrl!!
heerz just deh song fur sillybrating!!
♫
u went away an lef long tiyme ago
Now ur nokking on mai door
I heer u nokkin
But u can’t come in
I heer u nokkin
Go bak ware u been
go go go shaungrl. go go go LOLr’s rocking teh houz tonitez. woot woot.
Shaungrl! How u bee!!
hmmmmmmm, as the CLG wud sai, wut iz we? chopp’d livah???
oh hai kafleen
Der Balad Ob Der Kitteh Voyager
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Mama take this borg from me
I can’t nom it animoar
It’s putting der goggie onto me
Feels liek I’m nomming on Seben’s door
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Nom nom nomin on Seben’s door.
Nom nom nomin on Seben’s door.
Nom nom nomin on Seben’s door.
Nom nom nomin on Seben’s door.
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Mama put dat birdhaus on teh grownd
I can’t cliem up animoar
Dat sloby blak goggie iz arownd
Feels like I’m nommin’ on Seben’s door
oooooooooo.
Dat b egg salad!!!
*klappity, klappity*
*bows adn falls off the kitteh perch, tho why he waz sitting on a fish iz a myseri*
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ *snert*
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LOL!! lucki ai dint reelee hav ene cawfee yet – wudda bin a beeh cleenup!!!
Ding dong!! Avon cawling!
Land Shark?
WANT candygram!! dawrk chowlate, plzkbai
Ai kin haz milk choklit instid? Wifz teh choklit tea?
Choklit tea??? due tell….I haz never heard uv dat…
Well, wun tiem, ai gawttid mai mawmcat sum Balintainz tea wen ai wuz at uh tea plaec. ‘Twuz roas adn choklit flayvurt blak tea. Well, ai lurnd shii noe laik tea, sew ai endid up wif teh tea. Gud tea. Iz nawt teh reel choklit, aifinksew, but iz teh naic.
Iz kitteh waring “Eu de Mew”? nuist Avon parfum…
adn her haz milk baff later.
*snerk*
♫ Smammie!! How I lub ya, How I lub ya,
Mai deer ole Smammie!!
“Aid walk a millyum mylz, fur wun ob yer smylz (oh yesh, thooz beri toothy smylz), Smammie!”
Harrooo mah cween!!!
smammiez!!! yew an teh cween, jus waitin fur me!!!
jamamamama!!!
{{{{{JAMAMA}}}}}!!! Yahoo! Yew & mah cween, adn mii wif a liddle peaz & kwyit fur ah change.
yippee……… an teh sun in shynin an awl is gud!!!
iz nite-thyme hear, butt wuz a beautimus dai. Atz lawn lass, teh Stayman Winesapz cum in, sew Aye ken maek appul piez. Juss finished teh krusst
I helpz. *turnz on oven.*
*Peel, peel, peel. Slice, slice, slice.*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ai kin smellz dat pi awl teh way ober hyer!!!
hop ah ryde wif oar cween, jamama. Wii ken dans, dans, dans tu werk op ah appitight
ennythyme yew wanna float in onna bubblol, goez rite ahed! Iz gonna hab Yanqui Pot Rowz wif dem piez tumorrow nite, ‘roun 6ish.
swooooons wif teh berry thot ob it!! no fair!!!
doan yew bii frettin!! Yew iz gonna cum tu. Adn afferwerdz, wii ken sip nyss Jersey Stone Fences, adn bii sillies (us?)
dat mus be a local libashun
ennyfing liek a Jersey Barrier?
Yesh. Lairds iz juss down teh rode apiece.. maekurz ob teh delitful “Lairds Apple Jack”. Yew heatz op appul syder, poor ober a spiced appul ring inda bottom ob a mug…adn addz teh Apple Jack. When yew stanz op agin, it feelz juss liek hittin ah stone fenz
cud be……. iffn we drinkz tew mush we endz up on teh barrier
dat duz sounz gud, Smammie!!
Nao iz cryin – iz on teh Left Coast, rememememebering skool in Mass, wif fresh-presseded sider on teh windo silly, waitin to get hard.
Okay, I has eraseded dis post free times, an iz still cant has a polite. Off to NB wif me…
ebber hab “Wood Chuck”? Iz hard syder frum VT… gud stuff
Shud has seed teh nawt sekund version ;blush;
teee heee
fur teh blush…… jus put teh oops between teh colons
FANG QUEUE!!!! Tryeded asterisk on ovver fred – fail; tryeded semicolon on dis fred – fail; tryeded to remememember teh cheezpeep profile wif teh smiley direcshuns – epic fail.
again
:snerk: I kud go fur sum hard syder.
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sry. i hadded deh puuter down fur a
fiyrfawkz upgrade. *sigh* But I b bak now!
cweenmj hurselb iz teh bestest saurce fur uzeful stuff liek dat, tri lukkin dare
O ya. I hab it in mai helperz
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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free fur u…dehre b no charge.
OHai!
Fresh appul pi??? Yanqui Pot roast? Drinkies??? We just GOTTA do that sm day!!
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Ai just got hoam frum mai niece Elizabeth’s wedding receptshun. Twas verree nice! An we went outside at dusk an hooted at teh owlz – an tehy awl answered!!
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She had it at a naychur park! Plentee ov fud. Yoo awl cudda com thre too!
That sowndz soo fun!! i hopez Elizabeth haz
a long and happee merryij.
cweenmj – ai am so happee yoo ar still heer.
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Can yoo tell me where to find Teh Nitewatchman in teh Princess Mu Meadow?? Ai thot ai had it bukmarked, but ai can’t find it. An ai want to show it to mai sister Judy.
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Corse it maeks me crai ebreetaim ai think ov it – it iz taht byootiful and tuching!. Aub ai am shur she wud laik it az much as ai do.
j-pak – izznt our cweenie sew talentid??? herz needs t’rite a buk, aifinkso!!!
Yes!! Ai kwite agree! There ar sebral peepl heer hoo ar reelee gud storee tellerz. We cud hav a buk . . “.Tails frum Cheezland.” Oar sumthing laik that.
Titles – we needs sum!
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Hmmmmmm.
How bout:
A Day in teh LOL
Bring Out Yer Cheez
Cheezes Twice- Those Lolcat Peeps Rote a BOOK!
Dongles goan wyld
Frenz fuebber in Cheezland
Goggiez nawt aloud
H. . .
Eye Scream for Cheez?
Hawtdogz Next door
I Can Haz annudder Cheezburger!
J..
earrwurmz to die fur!!!
joie d’cheez
kittehs unite
lol’s fur lurvers
m……
Janet, I will putting deh nite watchman at deh bottum uv dis fred.
{{{{{[cweenmj}}}}}} Thanks!! *sniff*
Munnies, I haz nun
Noms fer da choozy cheezpeep
OMG Get inna CAR!
Peeps Au Gratin
Qwintisential Cheezy Quotes
R…
Lubz teh harelum applols! Mai favrit iz Cortland frum NYSt – gud in piez, OSSIM baked wif razens an nawt-wite shooger inside. Ebben in mikey wave, furrrm an yummy!
Yesh, Cortland iz guddin tew. Wii uze “drunken” razens: soaked inda Appul Jak wif teh nawt whyte shugar adn buddur
Two rissipies in wun fred!!! I can has both?? Teh sownds byootimus!!!
Hai dere!! how u b??
ai iz gud, gud, gud!!! dr. tinycat sed nawt t’werriez wen ai seed himz yestiddy! said lo white bld cells frum treetmint still an will cumz bak!! yippee!!!
Dat b deh gud gnuz!!
I duz a liddlol happee dansingz fur u.
*dans, twurl, hop, skip*
grabs cweenie’s paws an twerls round in curcles!!!!
doe seeee doe, alamond rite!!!
swing yer pardner, yew got awl nite!!
Ai noe aii’m verree layte, but ai ar so happee to heer that, too!
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*grabs cweenies paws an jamamkitty’s paws an danses in a cirkul*
Itz neber 2 late tu dans!!!
Iz nebber tu laet tu shair teh happitailz, JCH4K, yew noa dat. Wii ken awl danses fur jamama, and yoar niece, Elizabeth,…and pi, adn cheezpeepz, adn owlzez dat gib ah hoot tu!
yayz less dans, oh less dans
we dew teh twist teh jibe teh mashpotatoes tew
any old dans dat yew wanna do
less dans!!!!
*pullz smammie in2 surklol dans*
dans adn dans, spin adn twirl,
lets hoot at teh owl adn teh whippety kreme skwirl
skippity skip, hoppity hop,
awl joyn hans adn spin til wii drop
Whoo Hoo! LOL!! Whoo hu hu hoooooo! We can dans an giv sum hoots awl at the sayme taim!!
*reachez intu pokkit and pullingz owt a
*hole pakkit uv bubbolz.
*Putz JCH4K in wun, Jamama in anuzzer,
*Smammie intu a fird, and pullingz wun
*rownd m’sef.
*Wii awl start floeting up adn rownd in a
*surklol, dansing adn floeting.
Bubbolz Dansin!!! Woot woot!
Noa wii ken juss dans & dans adn nawt drop atz awl!!
W00t!! w00t!! danz and spinn!!
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look at deh sleeping cheezpeepz down below!!
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Mebbee if wii making enuff noyz wii kin waking sum uv dem up!!
let’s dance!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMlAGnx-go
*hangs up mirrur ball for glittur effex*
oooooooo. shinee.
d’yoo hav anotehr bubblol fur leeza-b??? So she can floet an dans, too!
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An LUK!! hao prittee teh mirror bawl maeks awl ar bubblols luk!!
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We ar AWL shniee an sparlkee!!! Teh sleeping cheezpeeps – if we waek them up – will think there ar suddenlee a lot ov noo starz in teh skye!
*Pullz a nuzzer bublol owt uv deh pokkit*
Heer ya go Leeza-b!! Hop in! adn kum up and joyning us!!
Wut ah prittie piktur !
Aye iz gonna slowly drift back tu mai beeg ol’ tree, and skurry orf tu mai sawft bed & blankie.
Lukkin op atz awl teh shiinee starz floatin bye in surkloz, iz gud tu noa Aye haz frenz whatchin ober mii.
Gud Nite ebberywun! schmoo…snoooze….
ohai mj my cween!
fanks for teh bubblol!
ackshully I fink I will flote off to beds if that’s ok.
I is coming down wif teh pleh, ifinkso.
*waves g’nite to all*
g’nite!! {{{{smammie}}} {{{{leeza-b}}}
nite nite awl peeps……… hug yer kittehs close!!!
Nite ebreewun! Ai too am going beddee bye!!
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An thank yoo, cweenmj, fur teh compleat Erik Teh Nite Watchman!
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It’s . . .just so wunderful! {{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Schmooz tu yooz! {{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
knok knok!
-hoo’s der?
swallow
swallow whoz
moar liek .. swallows whole.. slurp..yum.
Swallow yooz!!
makes me finkin ob hashim………… cweenie iz himz awlrite? ai hazznt seed himz on here fur awhyle
i hazn’t seeinged him in a wylez. I suspect skool adn frenz b taking up himz tyme.
prolly………… laik teh lil cheeznip……. an udder folkses tew
Itz ben kinda kwiet heer deh last kuppla weekz. I’ll bet it gitz kwieter closer tu Xmas, tuu, wut wif foekz owt runnin rownd, shopping, parteeing, adn such.
butt- butt- butt… we gots all that rite heer!
runnin rownd… chek
shopping…. ty booteek, chek
parteeing… dubble chek
and more! … parades.. dark n stormies… spontaneeous combustyons…
yesh we duz………. day ax laik dey haz a IRL or sumfin!!!
I submit 2 u… that heer is an xtenshun of owr purrsonalities, (or lack uv as teh troll may be) … and we r reel so dis is reel!
My ICHC theorum… let me show u it!
SHAUNEEGRL!!!!
HOW TEH HAEK R U?!?!
I haddnt been here in a bit I jus came bak a few dais ago!!!
Awwww…… so nice to see a perthon from teh awld dais.. but dere r sum hoo nevah left!
lolcatburglar…
DR
stend on occasion (but he’s a bit of a …well it’s stend but I lurve himz)
but awl teh new(ahem) peeps r vary VARY nice!!!
JK4 kittehs is so sweet!
But it is cool to heer frum an oldie but g00die!!!
Hey naitkat – neeto abatar!!! Awmos maeks up for teh knok-knok joke *wink*
Ay didnt know 2minions of basemant kat donut lyke knock-knocking jokes
mebbe der’s a line in the lolBible aboot it? Ay learn sumfin ebery dai (doeznt have to be noo)
Com on oot leetle birdieee!
Wye duz Burdeez rayt
a liddill howss ubz daryz oawn?
Kitteh invesstigaytz
Fruntz doar ubz Burdeez
Howss needz 2 beez biggurrur.
Kitteh willz fikkz dat
Burrdezz Howss habz nyss
rufe 4 Kitteh 2 enjoyz
lawtza wawrm Sunshyne
Jack.
lubz doze nyss rufezez
applesauce tu yew, Jack
wai dew birds si – ing sew gai
luvvers awayte teh brake ob day
wai dew dey fawl in lurve!!!
iz tru— kittehz luv liddle Burdeez… burp
*psssst, iz dat a fethr stikin out ob teh corner ob yer mouf???*
cuddint fine ah toofpik…sari….
litel birdy litel birdy let me in!
not bai the hair on mai chiny chin chin!
Ai can haz huff adn puff?
we has YNG to do teh heavy breavin for us.
Heyo! (Any rly rly old SciFi fans owt dere?)
old SciFi… ore old fanz?
Bofe. Gotta be bofe to rekinize dis wun!
hmmmm, Aye iz limited , but nawt bai aeg…onlii bai knowledge
sew, hit us wif it, 2M…….. we mite s’prize ourselfs
Teh ref wuz in teh post – “Heyo” iz kwote. Frum old scifi, an nawt grate scifi, but hadded grate inf…influenza…impack on teh feeld ov scifi.
nope, din’t sprize maiself in teh leeeest!!
jus reminz me ob ed mcmahon on “heeeeeeeeeeeers jonny”
heyo!!!!
Smammie?
herz gots kinda kwiet……… finkso herz werkin on mai – ai mean – some pies herz makin!!! hopeso herz bak sooon
Ai has to R-U-N-N-O-F-T too – feedin tiem for me an minions. I has a note to check back and post the answer later.
mii? chekin on foul & loathsum goggie… hur iz stihl hangin indare, bless hur drooling liddle snout.
awwwwwwww herz mama lurves herz!!! so is teh hubby out playin sum moosic?
but ob coarse hymn bii. Aye toll hymn tu hab phun adn leave mii hear opt tew mai elbowz in flower. Did Aye tale yew Aye iz such ah idiot dat Aye baut hymn ah fiddle fur hiz birfdai? Wut wuz Aye finkin?
Dat it wud keeping him owtta yur hair?/
hey, jus lookit wut ai found!!! an ai lubs dat song……… finkso joan baez didit long long time ago wen ai wuz yung
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3IXfPcEvZ0
Oh jamamamamamama!! u haz a niser anser dan i did. :snerk:
OMG!! Wut teh… Dat wuz frum a parti wii whent tu a few weakz bakc! Iz nawt sew gud a rekordin oar video. Wuz at teh hoom ob George Wirth.. nao hymn iz teh moas amazin moosishian. Aye sew lubz hiz wief & hymn az peepul tew. Yew shud Google George and lissin tew “Old Dancing Fool” wuz lub song tew hiz wief fur birfday
ai willz…………… sry ai just gots teh phone cawl frum mai gf an herz can tawk!!
Ahhh, mai cuzzin iz liek dat. Aye cawlz it teh “Dreaded Phone”, adn hurz juss laff….
Utube George Wirth fur hiz oan recording ob “Lights of Brigantine” iz ah lawng lub song abowt meetin hiz wief and growin op onda NJ shore menny yrs ago. Kinda liek ah cross bewteen Dylan & Springstein
ai wuz listening tew dat……..but teh u tube wuzznt cooperatin tewnite……. will try in teh mornin wen mite be fewer peeps online
Aye gibz op..wuz gud wanderin aroun wif teh Little Fuzzys adn Valentine Smith, but nawt beri hard core (appul core?)
I iz confuzzled too — It sounds like MST2K, but I dunno if dat iz old enuf. Odder dan dat, I dunno. I can has hint?
W00tW00tW00t!!! FTW – Little Fuzzys!!! Didnt fink ennybuddy wud remememember. Nawt teh SciFi peeps studdy in skool, butt ifinkso berry important to furst (sry) contack nobbles.
Didint teh Gorj Lewcus git teh aidee-uh ub teh Ewoks frum teh Liddle Fuzzehs?
shore lukked liek it tew mii
Might has. Ewok naim is Wookiee wackbirds, an Wookiee culcher iz alot liek Ewok. Hao I knoe dis? I remememembers frum Star Wars Thanksgibbo Speshul, back in 1978 or 1979…my geekiness, let me show you it.
Sry 2 be geeky on SciFi tihs week – I still has hyoog happitayl frum findin cheezpeeps dat noes Uhura’s Song (Janet Kagan).
Say, Smammie – did Valentine Smith (an did he has a Michael?) say “Heyo,” also? Becuz if he did, ai bedder gets more W00ts fur u.
yesh hym haz a Michael, but nawt ah “Heyo”… wuz saem period ob reedin fur mii
Deer, deer 2minions!! We ar AWL geeky heer! An prowd ov it!!
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Pleez – bee az geeky as yoo wantz – speshullee wif teh SciFi! Almoast ebreewun heer iz a giunt SciFi fan. Indeed – ai think we hav sum awl taim champeens heer in SciFi knolej! Paws4Thot, fur egg sample, knows just about EBREEthing there iz to know!
H. Beam Piper…. scifi for the non-techno-phile…juss mah speed.. sez the saem womin watz red “Chicks in Chain Mail”
Hey, not to diss Chicks in Chainmail!!! (Tehy cum an gets u…scarry!)
Think, McFly, think!
Gud wun!!! McFly cud be drivethroo birdies for kittehs…
Da noms izn’t nawt anserin da door.
nom wun izzat home?
Okay, iz berry punny.
U winz da NOMination fer bestest joke.
awwwwwwwwwww
fanks
*pssssst, duzznt happinz tew berry offin*
Iz okay.
Ah ownlee charges a NOMuhnul fee fer mah lols.
*hedesk*
*heddesk, heddesk, heddesk!*
*hedake*
haz sum of dis chokee cherry wine. Won’t maek de hedake stop, but U won’t care. I just pudding dis wun up last year.
nao dere izza remembury… choke cherry whine… bowt teh onliest fing choke cherriez iz gud fur… but boy izzit gud.
I halp u get out!
LOL!!!ROTFL!!!!Soooooo FuNNy iT MaEkS Me LauGHt A lOt.
Dave’s Nawt here!
*heddesk* But ai lubs teh Cheech adn Chong, dood (tho ai b jung), sew u gits teh internetz adn awl teh cheezburgerz in teh wurld!
KLONK!! *fawlz down ded frum deh surprize uv dat*
Hmmm. i doant has one but i fells it wud be ok to putz a beeg d00bie in ur fayce to wakes u up…..
D00de ! D00de! smell dis doode……
It’s labrador d00de.
Wha?
ya my dawg eeted mah stash an i had to flollow hima ’round for free dais wif a baggie man!
U meen we smokin dawg sheet man?
WHOA!!!!!
oh mai gawd wut are dey dooing in ther?
My Kitteh died
I haz a sad fur U!
*rapz RS in blankee. {{{Ravensqueaker}}}
*gives shoulder to cry on.
Rainbow Bridge
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….
Author unknown.
West_River_rat – thank yoo so much fur this! Akschullee, ai nebber saw this – just noo what peepl said. It’s even moar beautiful than ai thot!
{{{{{Ravensqueaker}}}}}} OHHH, Aye iz sew, sew sorry fur yew.
awwwwwwwwwww hunny!!! dat is sew sads……. {{{{RSK}}}}}
wuz kitteh sikleee?
oh noes. so sowry for ur loss.
{{{{{{{{ravensqueaker}}}}}}}}
I has a sad!
{{rs}}} oh, i so sry. *rapz Rs inna floofee Cheezpeepz blankee* U sit rite heer wif uz and hab a gud cry. *Handz Rs a tishue* It awlwayz hard tu luusing a kitteh-babeh. *Handz RS anuzzer tishue*
Oh ravensqueaker! Hao awful fur yoo! {{{{{{{[ravensqueaker}}}}}}
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When yoo ar feeling a liddle bedder, we will taek yoo to teh Princess Mu Meadow, teh majikul plaice where yoo can bee wif yur kitteh again.
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But fur teh meenwile, just sit heer wif us – we ar awl holding yur liddle paws in ars. An craing wif yoo. What big holes in ar harts these liddle furree frenz maek when they go ober teh brij.
Ravensqueaker,
janet askinged fur deh linkeez tu dis, but I b thinking u mite like tu just seeing it heer, so heer it b.
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heer b deh story uv deh nite watchman wif deh linkz 2 wear it wuz originally in deh commintz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/01/funny-pictures-y-dis-ladder-scream/#comment-399075
*Deh nite watchman wawkz down JCH4K Blvd.*
*he passes bai deh ty-booteek, it b awl klosed up in deh frunt, but dere*
*b a lite on owt bak. It b deh CCC crew restawkking deh CCC.*
*Deh nite watchman bidz dem a gud ebening and kontinuez on himz rowndz.*
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*Deh nite watchman stops in deh Princess Mu Medow *
*adn sitz down on a bench.*
*”heer kitty, kitty, kitty,” he kawlz.
* A shape appears in deh far side uv deh medow.
*It slowlee kumz ober 2 deh watchman. It b a kitteh.
*He gentlee skritchez deh kitty bhind deh eerz.
*Soon anuzzer adn den anuzzer kitty appearz.
*Wifin minitz deh nite watchman b surrownded by kittehz.
*Him playz wif awl uv dem, big and littul, old and yung.
*Dese b deh kittehz frum awl deh shelterz dat had 2 going
*akross deh bridge 2day.
*Ebbree nite deh watchman welkumz deh lost kittehz
*2 deh far side uv deh bridge.
*He makez shur eech wun b kumforted.
*Den teh nite watchman goez home.
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Den it wuz kuntinued later at
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/19/funny-pictures-sleepeh-committeh/#comment-418345
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*Dis b 4 JAJEH, hoo askinged hoo dhe nite watchman b, & how he gotted to *deh Bridge.
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Nite watchman at deh Bridge, part 2
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The nite watchman wawkz frew Cheezland, shining himz lite in2 awl deh dark kornerz. Thingz b kwiyet adn peazsful, az uzel. A soft orinj adn wite kitteh skamperz owt frum bhind a bokz in an alley adn runz up 2 deh watchman. He
pikkingz it up and skitchez deh kitteh bhind deh eerz.
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Deh watchman thinkz bak 2 wen him wuz a boi adn had a kitteh like dis wun. Her name wuz Sandy adn her liked 2 go 2 deh nayborz barn 4 adn hunt deh mouseez. He setz deh kitteh down adn tellingz her 2 go on bak home now. She
rubbingz himz ankulz adn den hedz home.
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Deh nite watchman, a hansum yung man, haz awlwayz lubbing deh kitteh-catz. Adn deh kittehz awlwayz lubbingz himz….eben deh kittehz hoo bited and scratcht adn hist at uzer peepz awlwayz lubbinged him. Weereber he wented, kittehz wud follow. If he klozinged himz bedruum door, deh kittehz wud laying down and sleeping rite owtside himz door, waiting 4 him 2 kuming owt uv himz ruum.
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Deh nite watchman goez down 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. It b lukking soft in deh moonlite, wif a doe adn her fawn at deh edge by deh wudz, nomming deh sweet grasses. Deh sent uv deh hunnee sukkle on deh fence iz kereed akrost deh medow on deh breeze. He sighz az he sitz down on deh bench, adn kawlz 4 deh lost kittehz. Wun bai wun, awl deh kittehz hoo krost over deh bridge 2day materialize adn kum 2 him. He petz dem awl, gibbing tummy rubz and snorglez. Awl deh kittehz frum deh shelterz b skeered at furst, but dehy slowlee finding dehre way 2 him. Adn he kumfortz dem awl. Az he playz wif deh kitteez, he memberz himz life adn awl deh kittehz he gnu. He wunderz at deh giant sad dat mading him takez himz own life. He hopez dat wut he duz now makez up 4 leeving deh peepz hoo luvinged him bhind.
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After playing wif deh kittehz, he watchez dem disappear in2 deh nite. Den deh nite watchman himsef disappearz az a falling star streekz akross deh sky.
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*u kin see deh nite watchman at
* http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/eric/
Adn dis b part 3, speshul fur Janet.
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/20/funny-pictures-invisbl-bouncy-ball/#comment-448047
Deh nite watchman b wawkking down JCH4K Blvd. He stoppingz at deh JCH4k
Fowntin in deh JCH4K Rownd-ee-Bowt. Deh wadder splashes gentlee on deh
stachewz uv Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
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Dere b a liddul orinj kitty-baby sitting on deh edge uv deh fowntin. Deh
kitty-baby b watching deh wadder going splishee-splash. Evree now and dehn
dhe kitty-baby reechingez owt wif himz liddul paw adn patz at deh wadder in
deh fowntin. Wen himz liddul paw-padz touching deh wadder, him pullingz
himz paw bak and lukkingz at it in wunder. Deh wadder b a mistree 2 deh
kitteh-baby.
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Deh nite watchman wakkz on, kunsidering awl deh thingz deh liddul kitteh-baby haz 2 lern bowt deh whirrld. He passes deh darkened Ty-booteek and d’Beeker Labs. Evreething b kwiet in Cheezland 2nite.
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Deh nite watchman kuntinuez on 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. 2nite wen he kawlz 2 deh kittehz, awl deh kittehz dat haz krosst deh bridge appear az usual. But he seez sumthing elz bhind wun uv deh treez. He goez 2 deh tree and iz surprized 2 seeing a lady standing dere. She seemz unshur just wut 2 do. Deh nite watchman holdz owt himz hand 2 her.
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“Kum,” he sez. “Dis b a fine plais. Dere iz no need 2 b afrayd. Mai name b Eric. Wutz urz?”
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Deh lady hezzitatez a moment. Den she takingz deh nite Watchmanz hand. “I am Mildred,” she sez. “Mai dottir Janet sed she kumz tuu dis medow sumtimez. I thot I mite see her heer.”
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“Oh, yes. I have seeinged her heer, b4. Letz sit on a bench fur a wyle. I think she may kum bai.”
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Deh nite watchman adn Mildred sat adn playinged wif deh kittehz 4 sum time.
Ai hab wet eeballs….again!
Yu gotz me sobbing, too. When I lose one uf mi little furry frens, it hurts sew bad thet I swarez I’ll never let myself go thru this kind uf pain again. It feels liek my heart will nebber heal. And then one day a little lost one will find its way to mi, or a fren will bring a troubled one to me that needs a home. All my critters are rescued babiez. I can’t turn mi bak on em. All teh luv is worth the heartache. Itz nice to hav other floofy paws to hold when teh sadness comes. Heers a huf fer u {{{{{{ravensqueaker}}}}}}
dis r wut teh princess mu meddow luk lyke tu mii…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205082
I AM HERE TO MAKE IT SO THAT NOT EVERY SINGLE COMMENT IS IN LOLSPEAK. THANK YOU. I MIGHT ALSO POINT OUT THAT SPEAKING IN LOLSPEAK IS ACTAULLY EXTREMLY ANNOYING. PLEASE STOP. I KNOW THIS IS ICHC, BUT PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING IT FOR EVERY SINGLE COMMENT, WHILE SPOUTING RANDOMNESS.
Purrsunallee, i b thinking dat using deh CAPZ LOKK KEEE b xtreemlee annoying.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/27/funny-pictures-mai-giva-damm-iz-broke/
I agree with you.
*Whistles, sets up a large Kanon wdoi an da werd ‘Trollhammer’ onna side*
*Cazually lites cigar*
*”accidentally” litez fyooz*
W00pz
BOOM!
Tristan, I will speak in your chosen way so you will understand clearly, you are evidently on the wrong site. Why should this culture conform to you? Not to be offensive, but we really don’t care if you DON’T like lolspeak. I agree, your caps are shouting at us and THAT is annoying. Go someplace you will appreciate and where you will be appreciated – evidently this is not the spot. Wys U wants 2 be so angries anywayz?
U has a lame.
Comings onna Cheezpeep sighte an complaynin abowt da LOLspeak iz kinna stoopie, ahfinkso.
DO NOT WANT?
Maybes go sumplace els.
kthxbai
*egg zaminz Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy
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1. Da “dis not funny” troll.
2. Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll (aka caretroll)
3. Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4. Da “photoshopped!” troll
5. Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll
6. Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll
7. Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll
8. Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll
9. Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm ’sumthing’ wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing else’” troll
10.Da “wun burger” troll (vry simular to “poyntz takin awai” troll)
11. Da “trollier than thou” troll (aka Trollerus Troglodytus Superioritus Egotus) a troll hoo can owt-troll enneewun, enneetyme, enneewear.
12. Da “Freedum uv deh speeking dere mind but ur pinyun not b nesissairee” troll.
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I b thinking dis b a pair uv deh nomber 6 trollz. Dey kumz wandring frew ebree now and den. Wii neber haz figgured owt Y dey kum heer if dey not b liking wut wii du heer. It b wun uv deh mystereez uv life.
Yup a pair a sixes.
But after mai “accident” wif da “trollhammer” i don tink dey gonna be wanderin fer a wile.
*gigglols happilee to self*
“Wii neber haz figgured owt Y dey kum heer if dey not b liking wut wii du heer. It b wun uv deh mystereez uv life.”
probly caws ebbry cheezpeeps nawt want to figgur it auwt. Ai nose teh peepz haz enuf braynes if dey want.
Oh Hai Rattipuss! I haz kum tu nagging u.
U not b on deh Cheezpeepz Map.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
plz 2 sending an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn ur lokayshun. U kin b az presice oar az vage az u like. Den wii kin awl noez witch drekshun to waveing ower floofee paws wen wii seeing u heer.
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deh rest uv u kin beeing on deh map, tu. U duzn’t need tu wayting fur mii tu gibbing u a persunal invite. Awl cheezee peepz b welkum on deh map.
Ah am berry sry, ur majustee. Ah fot dis map waz fer speshul invites ownlee. Ah haz sended u a knee mail sos Ah can b wif da cheezfrens.
Fanks berry muches!
Oh noez, not b needing deh speshul invitez.
It b deh publik map fur enneewun tu beeing on, and enneewun tu lukking at. I not put peepz in dehre Akshul howzez, just in deh town deh b libbing in. It b safe frum deh ebil duerz. Adn den wii kin b seeing just how big Cheezland b!!
i tawt i taw a puddy tat…
I did, I did taw a puddy tat!
hi po