Uncomfortable kitteh is..
Uncomfortable kitteh is.. apparently comfortable
dis kitteh nawt sew comfortabel.
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ahhhhhhhhhhhs. dis is da life
wake me up win it be time to nom
*waeks da chopp’d livah grrrl wib a fryn pan inna hadn* tiem fur nom… u wanna bees inna soop or fryd?
congarats
whut u wans fer drinksies? (u cin has soop… or mebbeh beddur martoonie?)
ohai, siobhan!
i was speeking in da kitteh’s voice aboot da wake me up winnitz time to nom, but if you gotta fryin pan & wanna cook…hmmm. what duz i want?
A big WAFFFLE wif la d’Onkey
Big omelet wif veggiez, a la Maus (not with maus, just hims recipee
Corm, griddle caeks with; a la d’Beeker
D…
sigh.
Did something stoopy wif da italics
Everybody just igore it
Furs, though, let’s list moar noms made in da fryink pan, for egg sample
Grits, with red eye gravy
Hominee like my Mamee Fete used ta make
Incredibly delicate crepes
J…
joosy hams
Krunche froncsh toast
Livahmush!!
M…
mash browns
(ai meens hash browns, but H iz alreddy tayken. iz OK if teh hash browns comes wiv cheez and extra cheez?)
NOM!
nougat crispies
oreos… nawt da fail uns
peelded p’tatoes, cooked wib buttr adn salt…
q
(oh mai… wen shud ai cook awl dis?)
NAO!!!!!!
uhh…oookay… *waks inno da kitshun adn stars cookin*
quinces, must hav teh quinces!
roasted red peppers
siobhan’s majik tuch!
t…
siobhan! heer’s yur kitteh halps!
*three kittehs, heering siobhan rattling pans in teh kichin, race in tu twine in her feetses~
Drinkies a la Martoonie
E
When we gets to P, should be P al la Sweetpea, eh?
P.S. Dis is de hardest alphabets I has ever seen anybody start, an I can
see why livah grl wanted to change the dynamics a liddle, but I wud luvs to see if we cans do teh whole alphabetzical using the foods and teh names uf the cheezpeeps. Anybody wanna helps me try?
ido ido idoooooooo, too!!
Eggs a la chikkn girl
Fruit compote a la 4 point 5 kittehs
Granola a al all the nuts and flakes here on ICHC
Hominy a la Human, Cookie’s
I…
icey creems ala Idansdansdans
Krispee kreems… ala krelm
Lemming merengue pi ala LCB
Juicy peaches ala Janet4kittehs
Mimosas a la Maus
N…
*raises paw* jam onna biskits ala jamamakitty?
O yis! Exxxxcellent!
Nuts and nectarines fur Nightshayde
Olives an oranges a la…lalala do ai no anibudy starts wif O?
Peas fer sweetpea according to da Pincessmu resipee
Q
*yoo ben peekin?*
wud luv to halps but ai cannot stay an play todae…
Osure – but remembers teh frying pan!
Were wuz we?
we can haz two liszts to jugglol!
by the way, for a minuet there it looked like siobhan woke Chopped Livah Grrrl WITH the fry pan!
ummm…midwest girl wud like 2 kno-”what kind of red eyes r in teh gravy?”
pan drippings from a ham (prefurrablee a smokey one).
Best way to has it is to let the reddish drippings congeal, skim off the fat and use the “jelly” which is spooned into a little hole dibbled into the top of a steaming lil volcano of grits. some peeps, i has heard, use coffee, but that is an abomination in my fambly.
i mean, they add coffee to the ham drippings.
very cool- i bet teh reddish gravy on teh mound of teh grits looks like an eye staring @ u!
me tu! Ai lubs teh red eye gravy! Mai aunt yoused tu maek it. Yum!
u need to know abowt livahmush too?
well… liver & mush- iz that hoomin fud?
Yas, ai doos! Um… is der livah innit? (pleh pleh pleh!)
lolz yes!
I figyured if u didnt’ know wut red i gravee was u’d be unfamilyar wif teh livahmush.. which was fresh on my brane, sinse we was talking about it last nite on teh hmmmm thred.
Letsee if I can do this:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/10/16/funny-pictures-well-we-had-liver-yesterday/#comment-472838
Um, fanks – I fink.
Ai counters wif dis disgusting fud, which mai parents 8:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding
erk! livamush fresh on teh brane! nawt sound so grate akshully!
eet nawt ownleh lookdid laik eet… *cough*
Convoluted kitteh is covuluuuuuuuuted.
Kittehz can sleap enniware
GMTA annipuss! how iz u todae?
Ai aer fyne 2dai, how iz u?
ohai, Annippuss! vamanos to the Ty Boot Eek!
hey, lookatdat, two-kitteh, valesa, & pryma kitteh also at 6.00. I think this calls for a RAID of the Ty Boot Eek, and I will treat for lunch at teh Ty Fuds Takee Outee. I hear Igor has been spearminting wif new resi peas.
ai is fyne, fankyoo! but tihs is a “drive-by”, ai has to go! Have a gud dae ebberywun!
*wayves floofy pawz*
snoozing in mah hammock
hai two kittehs, sawree to hijack yer wunnerful comment, bud i reelly reelly need halp.
cud all TTI cheez peeps gew an has a lewk at this plz;
groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/message/57640
iffun yew know aneewun hoo wud be able tew halp ai wud be so bery bery bery happee
fankoo
no prawblemz Jimmba
gud luck!
so sowy i kan’t halp. nao if you lived in Birmingham, Alabama, I can has stranj relitives hoo could halp. on sekkond thought, they wood prolly cawz maor problimz dan halp. sowy. hope itwerks out for you. {jimmba , gf & famblee}
No fire please!
Menny yeers ago, mai dadcat tryed to rename Polly teh kittoon to Ashenputtel becus her hadded to be in teh fyerplaice. She grew up to sit on teh herf…harf…bricky fing in front of fyerplaice an stare at hoomins…”You has a thumbs. I doesn’t has a fyer. Maek wun!”
Hao do tehy get INTU tehse pozishuns?
N hao du tehy having COMFEE in tehse pozishuns???
dis kweshuns… ai asks maiselb ebbery dai (not ownleh once a dai…)
iffn u fiens da ansur… wud u miend da informs meh?
*sigh* jes once ai wans da lies liek mai kittehs adn nawt needs a chiropract aftur eet.
Ai agweez.
Sum ov teh poze-ishunz ai see kittehs get in2, ai fink, “Ai wud b SEW sore an stiff ifn ai tryed dat!”
Mai lak ov flexibulness, let mi sho u it.
Ai been surching fur ansur fur lawng lawng tiem, but will informing yu if eber ai finds it. Kittehs will nawt be telling us, tho, aifinkso. *sigh*
N ai wud liek berry muchlee tu du taht, tu.
Ai fink dat kittehz haz speshullee fleksibul spynez – dat iz haow dey can get in purrzishunz dat lukk paneful wivowt hertin demselbs.
But, but… taht orinj kitteh spine nawt be inbolbed in hims sleeping wair him iz n having comfee tehre. Ai fink taht be nawt teh hole storee.
Iz berry troo, tho. Teh kittehs having muchness uv backbone, but also teh flexibulness, tu, so must be speshul.
Iz cuz dems has no boens.
boenless kittehs??
*considurs sum pozishuns ai’ve seen*
Tihs iz a plawsibul hypothisis, aifinkso.
Yas, frum teh boenless kitteh ranch, nexdoor to teh boenless chikn ranch.
*luks arownd*
Whare is maus wif the boenless chikken ranch joke?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2316607
ai noes taht tehy doez NAWT have “sholderz” per se… their “arms” are not connected to their skeleton by a joint, it’s all cartilage and tendons and stuff…
wud halps wiv teh fleksibilitee, no?
dis kitteh has an adaptabul!
1 flextabul adaptabul aifinkso!
tehy iz prefesshunals… kittehs can sleepz ennywherez!
No one eggspecks teh Spanish Inkwisishun!
O.o Iz teh orinj kitteh in noo verzun uv teh comfee chair?
Ai pass, fanks, ai wud need physi… physo… rehab fur lawng tiem if ai trieded taht.
Okay frenz, ai needz ur halp agin.
Teh hubbeh jes emayled mi an axked ifn ai iz tryin 2 gets hiz granneez land!
OMCCWTFBBQ!!!!
Tehre iz sum assets dat ai nawt posed 2 kno abowt an himz awl lyk “Whai u nawt taek eleben munnies?” Ai finks ai dezurv moar dan eleben munnies an himz tryin 2 ack awl lyk himz gotz teh borked finansis.
Nao himz tryin 2 figger owt what assets ai knos abowt. Himz a littlol nerbis, aifinkso.
So, letz getz awl owr poynty enz sharpened an GO BUNNEH-KIK SUM HUBBEH BUTT!
*growls n sharpins teh pointy ends awn ten neerist furnitoors*
Nerbis? Wif waht him iz duing tu yu, him shud be needing new breefs him shud be so scardeded uv CC gibing him zactly what him dezervz.
Prysma-kitteh, u jes maed mi
Fanks, ai needed taht!
Weres Maus an te Re-Briefing Cart?
Ai fink u shud tell him dat awl nigoshiashunz muss go froo teh lolyerz an iffn him keeps emeowin u, u will haz to blokk hiz emeowz.
i con cur. but wot do i kno…
Ai iz luukin in2 dat, but dunno if ai can do it at werk.
In dat caes, juss deleet dem unredd.
yesh… maik em spam-mails ^^
Talking tu IT peeps, tell tehm yu being harrassed by pleh hubby. Tehm can be blocking him aifinkso.
Tihs kind of fing nawt gud fur productivity at work.
I finkso dis b deh bestest wai tu duing it.
.
Depending on ur relashunship wif ur boss, u mite want tu splaining it tu him/hur, tu. Mebbee kud even have boss/IT peepz ending him emayo telling him tu cease adn desist harrassing u at werk. Mebbe dey kud even imply legal repercusshunz if him duzn’t.
Updaet: Fingz deteryoratid 2 rellee uglee.
Ai emayled him an tolded him awf, endin wif “Leev mi aloan! Ai tryin 2 werk!”
Tehn ai cawled lolyer. Ai has appt 2 see hur aftur werk. Ai iz printin teh emaylz an takin copeez 2 hur.
Ohai rhsb, wot a rottn dai – wot a rottn neerly exhubby. Ai tink it verree impotent yu by yursef mennee choklits an a bokkul ob wyn (nawt whyn) an treet yur perrents to YUR fayvrut taykaway tonite. An a fillum yu luv an teh pleh ex hayts! An a fayse pak. An floofy sox. An a blankie.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Grate suggeshtuns Ambercat.
Howebber, ai gonna go see lolyer, pick up mai coff sirup wif codeen, eet sum ov mahms chilli an tehn go 2 bed an sleep az late az ai want awn Caturday!
{{{rhsb}}}
Ai gots tu agree. At tihs poynt, ebryfing shud be fru lolyers.
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N if yu gets tempted tu reeply so yu can growling and hissing at him… fink uv tihs: it will maek him much much moar nerbis rite nao if him nawt knowing what you knowing. Eben better tahn pointy ends, aifinkso.
.
Also, him haz no ryte, n yu haz no reesponsibilultee, fur yu to be hims litter box fur him to dump hims own bizness awn yu. Him can deel wif own bizness. Or nawt, iz up to him, n he sounding lyk teh “nawt” type. But iz bad fur yu tu keep ’septing it frum him n getting angree n hurting n fings, n yu getting no gud frum it.
Hey, where tihs soapbox comed frum? *kiks it away*
heh heh heh… u go gurl!
ai wud bee tempted too nawt reeply — just wayt and see whut ELSE he emayles u about… mebbe sum fings u donut knoes abowt?
u can always say teh lolyer wuddnt let u reeply…
when u getz marryed, iz sposed to bee honest relayshunship. if hee didunt tell u abowt stuffs, iz nawt verry honest!! PLEH!
Woot! Woot! Bunneh-kik! Bunneh-kik!
Dat guy has a less charming ebberytime ai heers aobut im.
(O grate – my H key isn’t werking. Course, needer iz ai.)
kittehs so lazy. they can sleep anywhere
ahhhhh…..fine-ely…..goggie no getz me here…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
that’s what i wuz thinkin-”who does sleepy kitteh need pertekshun from?”
*Kittehs behind….er….drayped over barz* next awn news cenner 5.
hay, all duh imporants places iz supported!
Kitteh’s verzhun ub posture-pedic support mattress….luk hau ebbry secshun iz supported – eben deh tayl
Itz liek a hammuk — but wiffowt teh sawftee parts.
An so BERRY comfurbull!!
Unkomfrotable?
Kitteh thinks its just grate!!
Owwww!
*heddesk*
HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfday today! teh burfday fairy haz bringed cuppiecaeks wif yor favrit cartoon carakters on tehm, tootsifrootsi punch, noyzmakers!! an goodie bags wif yoyos taht light up wen tehy yoyo, parkly pensils, kandees, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an baloloons!
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nozymakers!! *toots awn nozymaker* fweep fweep fweeeeeeep!
Unkumftabuhl kittoon iz…kumfii.
is gwate
I wish I could sleep like that, sigh
AlcoLOLic kitteh
is
alwayz passing owt in barz
WIN
this is too adorable!
still though i wouldnt let my cats sleep like that… it might be dangerous if they slip or get stuck
sumbuddy neads to feed da kitteh, she iz 2 skinnie!
what the hell? how can that be comfortable???