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Big goggie, liddle kitteh
Conga rats, Goosie. Wat wud u liek fur sillibrayshuns?
See below!
I was trying to think of a caption about killing a hooman with just your thumb and then I remembered that kittehs don’t have thumbs so it didn’t work. Then I thought of the Vulcan mind meld but this is more of a leg-paw meld so that didn’t work either. And lastly I thought of Little People Big World on Discovery and it was better than nothing. Oops, wut hapnd tew mai lolspeak? Oh, tehre it iz. Whew!
tahl brewnet kitteh wif beyuutefel bruon iiiz und purrrfect ryechuus mayowcent.
oHai annipuss! Wii kin goes tew teh TY booteek? Ai needs tew git a cheezmap blankie adn sum gnu pillows. Tehn wii kin hab sum Katluah w/milks!
Ooh, yiss, Ai hazn’t got mai cheezmap blankie yet!
Ifinkso Ambercat and Nightshayde need tu joining u at deh Tybooteek!! I heer Gibbocat wuz in town last week. Dehrez just no telling wut u will finding in dere now. Wuteber u kin imagining, iz on deh shelvez.
Deh pillowz b eyeland shaypt — 2 matching deh map blankeez, u noez.
bff…
(conga-ratz, goosy!)
Ofanks kitkay! Wud ewe liek tew go tew teh Ty Booteek wif meh adn annipuss? Ai herd tehy hab sum gnu pilloes shayped liek Hawhyee adn teh Alut…Aleut…eyelands offa Alaskya. Tehy goes wif teh cheezmap blankies. C’mon, lettuce go!
O tay
*kitkay goez 2 teh boo-teak and gits a nyce floofy whyte towel*
Goes 2 tayke a baff now*
Ai aer feerse guard kitteh
Ai hassa goggie.
(conga ratz, annipuss!–wut wii B dansing?)
Dunno bowt u, but Ai will be dansin off 2 bed soon!
O, it beez nyte in TTI!!! Gute Nacht! Sweet dreems! (like sleeping onna soft goggie whylst snuggloling a sweet kitteh!)
I b off 2 tayke a baff now. Bout thyme.
Ai haz a wee innur furrohshus!
mommeh–looky wut ai katched!!! Kan ai keep hymn? PPLLEEEZE? Ai taykes good karez ob hymn—promise. P
Aaaawwwww — bebbeh kitteh iz a gud huntur & duzzint even harm himz prey.
OO, KK ! ai sees dis pic an ai tinks:
“mawmee ! look ! he follered mi home- can wi keepem ?”
shur! but u hav to taik care uv him!
Mebbe its nawt rilly teh madaxmerdrer, after awl…
tanks, kibbie. iz feelz much bettr.
Kitteh takez goggie prizner. film at elebenty.
O hai, mj! kant wayt ’till Munday!
Happee dans, happee dans!!!
Wii can haz Cheezmeet!!
h’ray fur Norman cheezmeet!!! ya’ll haz teh funz!
Wii will haz pizza adn funz!!! yup wii willz!!
*dans, dans, dans.
be shur yer camra be awl charged up!!
aaawwww, sweet lidle a tack kitteh – teh onlee ting ai wood steel frum dis howe iz teh kitteh!!
taek teh goggie too. so kitteh haz a warm to napz on.
kan napz awn MII!!!! bof mai otter kittehs due – ai sumtymes haz wun on mai shoulder adn wun awn mai lap, but kan maik ruum fur nudder kitteh..
u…r…soo….swee…zzzzzz
cute kitteh
:Splort
SKREEEEECH!!!
O mai!! Braynes ebbreyware. Scoopy scoop, pore, gurgle, pore, pat, patteycaek pat.
SNAP!! goes teh CHRG! BRIPPT goes teh taype, SQUEEEEKKK goes teh 50’s BC adn moar taype fur seecureitty.
Hear 2K – hab sum homemaed Katluah wif milkz adn sum Oreo Cakesters. Thems berry gud.
*Cubbers 2K wif cheezmap blankie*
U rest nau adn feelz bedder!
O fankz goosie dese Oreoz is gud
:snuggles in deh blankie sipping katlua
an choclit biscotti
Teh Oreo Cakesters r berry gud iffn u putz tehm inna freezer fer ‘bowt 1/2 howr. Fer chokklit overlode, melt sum Hershey’s milk chokklit barz oar chipz inna mikrovawe adn dip frozen Cakesters innit. Yew mite wanna bee sittinz down teh furst tiem u try it. Teh mayjor sweet mite maek u dizzy!
Ohh! CCC busy on udder pikshur
Hab to due nawt second responder.
Sweepity sweepity all da braynes inna blu bukkit.
rinse alla braynes wif da sparklee wadders wif lemming flavrs
pour braynes back into cranium cabity.
attach 50s BC wif lottza duckee taypes.
cover wif CHRG/wpoi
Vel crowz down the CHRG
Hab some lemming tea,
wrap in Floofee blankee
Ohh Noez…Iz outta da chawklit biscottis.
fanks WRR Iz feeline berry pampurred!
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh gudnesses 2k!!! u splorted awl ober.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Wipeing off deh screen. wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder now. I tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum fer strenthz, & a chokklit martoonie. U jus sit still adn resting a wyle.
no no Uz is not
one cannot has enuff choclits to recober
frum deh splorts of cyoot
fank mushes mah cween
ohai 2k, how’r u feeling now?
I red ur moving after all… sowry.. I fink u didn’t want to?
But hope ur going to a nice place wif nice peeps.
Just wen u fink u has a safe in teh wadders ov teh cyoot…ai just recubbers frum teh liddle insignificat 2 pics ago!
*Runz bai and puttingz eggstraw dukkee taype on 2minions CHRG.
Ok, u b safe now.
mmmmm. mebbee u need deez, tow.
*putz deh happeegoggeegogglolz on 2minions az added skuriteez.
*puts pawz on hips*
Otay. Just WAT dew yew think u r dewin wif all deze softee, kyute, splortalicious kittehs and goggies in ONE day? SOMEBUNNY haz 2 cleen up awla dis braynes flyin ebberywere. It’s RAININ BRAYNES, I tellya. In da kurrent fiskal crysis (eye. eee. seerius cheezburger defi… debi…, um shortage) it be kritical dat we manage owr resourses (eye. eee. da CCC and da ducky taype and da chokklit possum suppleye) wizlee. So ebbreybodee kneeds 2 be finking about teef kleenins and tax returnz until less splortatious piksures be probided.
Fank Yew.
*luks around. Haz an embarassed bout da outburst. Slinks away.*
*handz PhatCat a chokklit martoonee.
u dun gud.
*iiz glaze ober at teh thot uv tax returnz
oh fankew yr magestee.
*sips chokklit martoonie. Goez back to luk at buddha kitteh. Expeeryances a little bit zen. Allines shockras and floofs aura*
NOOOOMMMMMMMMM.
raynin brayns? yay! mebbee i kan finaly get sum gud wurkin bits!
*runs arownd in cirkles tryin to catch some dripping-down wurking bits ob brayne*
*Pulls owt 3D kamera to make speshul Cheezpeeps Halloween Goree Moobie in 3D. Calls Qwentin taratulino.*
“Hallo. B4 da halloweenie partee, I gotz a speshul bizness oppo, oppu, idear fur yew. It be called da Dark an Stormee Halloween Cheezpeep Moobee 3D edishun.”
Oo oo oo!
Dat’s a grate idea Phat Cat!
Hollas up thred:
Gooooooosseeeeeeeyyyy!
We need anotter D&S! HCM3E!
Whooopeee! Glad ewe lyke it!
Ai is hear!!! Wii be habna speshul D&S fer teh Halolweentyme. Moar deetales later!
YaaaaaahhhhhOOOOOOO! x elebendy!
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yU iz silleh and funneh, PC!
Ooooo. Dat be my nawt sekkond burgerz. Thankee!
Nom, nom nom.
Awzzz, this iz pressious! Kitteh haz gardeean, goggie haz Angelz wachin overz himz/herz. Tank yew for such sweetznezz……. kthxbai.
Lookit dat baybee’s fayce.
Himz still inna caint kwite focus mai eyeses yet.
*SPLORT*
cwap.
*mutters to self*
See dis what I been talkin about.
*Scoopy, scoopy*
*Rinses wif da Target Brand sparklee klub soda*
*Pours into brayne cabbity*
*Skreeetch, wrappy, wrappy wif da office despot brand ducky taype*
*Hands Goddiba chooklit martooni and chokklit possums becawse sum things, yew dont skimp on, EBBER*
*Wraps in cheezmap blankee*
*Gibs extry hug fer gud mezure*
Dere you go! Hope you feelz better.
Ohhh fankoo.
But…..summatiems whin mai hed splorts..
putz it bak togevur as bestes u kin…
plz to wrap in plastik wraps..
put in teh coolerater to gel an setz up..
a few owers..
GUD AS NEW!!!!!
Billie Jo kitteh asks…We can take ride to tail aha chee bridge nao?
I’ll bet doggy feels safer already.
Kitten Force!
To Protect and Snorgle
*Trumpet sownds*
Tah tuh tuh TAAAA!
uz not the only one who can purrtex
purr-txt: languish kittehs use on there cell-fones (mobile 4 TTI’ers!)
Dis iz MAI pup dog! Anybuddy gotz a problem wif dat?
Beeg handsumm Doggeh
luuked owtz 4 Liddill Kitteh
awllz day lawng, naow itz
Liddill Kitteh’s turn.
Iz nawtz a prawblumm. Liddill
Kitteh iz nawtz tyerdz
Eeben ifz Liddill
Kitteh duz getz tryrdz. Canz Napz
awn Doggeh’z sawfftz fur
Jack.
Awwww. *clappity, clappity da floofee pawz*
OK…. um kitteh is good at dis so don b afraid!